The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, April 02, 1909, Image 5

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Utile Soldiers
In your blood are the millions
of corpuscles that defend you
against disease.
To make and keep these little soldiers
healthy and strong, i3 Bimply to make
and keep the blood of the right quality
and quantity.
This is just what Hood's Sarsaparilla
does it helps the little soldiers in your
blood to fight disease for you. ..
; It cures scrofula, eczemaf eruptions,
catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous
ness, dyspepsia, general debility, and
builds up the whole system.
i Prince Waldemar "of ' Denmark ii a
eaipi'tal boxer and Is ever read; to put on
th gloves. -
; Norway's seaweed, used as fuel, yields
t greater revenue than its fisheries, r J
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C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful man has
made a life study of the
Sroperties of Roots,
erba and Barks, and
is civinir the world the
benefit of his services.
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tv 3 mercury, r Olsons
or Drues Used. No
iiliSii9lmo; Operations or Cuttlnf
Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lung1,
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private
Diseases of Men and Women.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just received from Pekin, China safe, sure
and reliable. Unfailing in its works.
If you cannot call, write for symptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps.
CONSULTATION FREE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
MS2M, First ; rnr llimiun PnrllonJ it.
lire.
is- Decmaeuee. V
"Ii it true, Inquired the traveler wn
wis standing in front of the Art Insti
tute,' "that a confidence man once sold
these big bronze lions to a trusting stran
ger for $75 or sortie such pitiful sum?"
"Yep," said .the policeman; "the con
men in this town are losin their grip. I
can remember when they wouldn't sell
nothin smaller than the Masonic Templf
to a yahoo." n"n Tribune.
The Old Widower's Choice,
He wanted the comforts of home.
But wanted them cheap. He took
No year or two to primp and fidget; , :
He merely said, "Will you marry me,
Bridget?"
"I will,- sor," answered the cook.
Chicago Tribune.
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Loos
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the
world over to Cure a Cold in One Dav. 25c ,
. jo Cautious.
Mayme You refused that' handsome
young lawyer? Why, I thought you liked
him.-: .
Maybelle I did, but when he proposed
to me he put it in the form of a hypo
thetical Question 400 words lone.
There Is
scarcely any limit to the
Dossifole imoroveinrnt in fH.
but it takes time and money. We have
been improving' flower and vegetable
seeds forover so years. More tliun 2000
people are working to make Ferry'a
Seeds suit you. Buy the best Ferry's.
For sale everywhere.
FERRY'S 19C9 SFEO HNNVAL
FREt ON REQUEST.
D. M. FERRY A CO Detroit, Mich. '
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Egg-Phosphate
Crescent
WIU DO AU
HIGH PRICED
POWDER VMU
C DO AND
DO '.7 BETTER
ER
A FULL POUND 25c
Get it from
your Grocer
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Purest
. , of the
Pure.
a
The best
in the land is not
always the most costly.
KC
for
Quality
4i
St
H'
Bounces M
23 Ounces for 25 Gents
Is the result of modern ideas. " Costs
less. Does better work. You must
try it to see. Get a can on trial
The bakiner will be vastlv better.
" 9
ugiuci aim xasuer or we pay
for the can.
Jaques Mfg. Co.
Chicago,
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The Alveolar System
Of Replacing Teeth in the Human, Mouth is the
Greatest Advance Ever Made in Scientific Dentistry
A few years aro Marconi came before the world with the statement that he could
transmit messages through the air by electricity without the use of wires. Every telegraph
operator in the land scotted at the idea and said it could not De done.
Likewise the Alveolar System f f replacing teeth in the human mouth without the use
of cumbersome and unsightly plates, which is the latest method to be adopted by scientific
dentistry. ...... . ...
If you have two or more teetn in eimer jaw,- eitner tignt or loose ones (we maKe tne
loose ones tight and healthy) we guarantee to put in for you a beautiful set of teeth that
can hardly be told from natural ones. All work absolutely painless.
These Teeth Will Outlast Those Who Are Wearing Them
If we can beautify your appearance and build up your health with a new set of Alve
olar System teeth, or enable you to do away with a wobbly, unclean, partial plate or ill
fitting piece of ordinary bridge-work, wouldn't it be the greatest service that could be done
for you I
BB
We make
absolutely
NO CHARGE
for advice
We examine
your mouth
end advise
conscientiously
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The ALVEO
LAR SY STEM
is to the old
time methods
'what Wireles
is to the
ordinary
Telegraphy
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"It didn't hurt a bit Now for my Alveolar Teeth."
- In a ease like the above, all dentists throw up their hands and say there is no hope ex
cept in the use of a false plate. The Alveolar System solves the problem and now plates are
peldom necessary unless every tooth is gone. We arc positively painless dentists in every
branch, and for 30 days we make toe louowing money saving prices:
22 K Gold or Porcelain Crowns
Bridge Work , (all kinds) each tooth
Silver Fillings . - . -. . .
We are expert plate makers - -Painless
Extracting (free with all work)
Write for oor Booklet, which will be sent free, "The Great Alveolar Electric System."
We are the only real Alveolar Dentists in Portland. Beware of imitators.
- We do work lot out-of-town people in shortest possible time.
. - $3.50
$3.50 up
25c and 50c
$3.50 up
- - 50c
The Alveolar Painless Dentists
Dentists of 5 to 20 Years AcSre Practice ia Portland
H t Comer Fourth and Wasuington Streets PORTLAND, ORE.
Office Hours: 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. Entrance 110 1-2 4th St
Sundays, 9 a. m. to 1Z . Phone A11T1
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mavj be cTxauo awpeivsea wa
rcme&es vvcurtcpre3i ax6fiass
proper ots,atidttwiwg
To W'ta WeSwaVwKoWvsy ke enaxna,
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Fio Syrup Co.
SOLO BY ALL LEADING DRUOOISTS
CNE SHE ONLY-REOULAR PRICE 50 PER BOTTLE
"I think from the utensils about htm
that this mummy must have been an
Egyptian plumber." .
"It would be Interesting to bring
him back to life." :
"But too risky. Who's going to pay
him for his time?" Louisville Courier-Journal.
I
i WE
I WANT
We want stock, wheat, dairy and fruit
farms. Having; a large Eastern corre
spondence we are in a position to make
quick sales. Drop us a card if you have
anything or know bf any farms for sale.
ATLAS LAND CO., 1
420 Lumber Exchange
PORTLAND, OREGON
I MERCHANTS 1
I WILL TRADE
Wall Paper. Mouldings, (j
Pictures and other sim-
ilar goods, for timber
land, farm land or cash. ' )
Lowest wholesale
prices. Write me. "
t? ti mrDruAitep
144 Seventh St., Portland, Oregon
For -16c j
Eyerybody lore earliest regotableB a
' and brilliant flowers. Therefore, to
sevin jou as a cuotomer we offer t
1C00 kernels Fine Onion Seed.
1000
1000
1000
1S0O
1500
1500
100
1200
In all
northern
Rich Carrot Seed.
Celery, 100 Parsley. ,
Juicy Radish Seed. v;
Buttery Lettuce Seed.
Sweet Rutabaga S'd?
Melons, 100 Tomato, tm
BrillltiitFliwcrisiAsuilf .'A
10,000 kernels of warranted fj
irn grown seeds, well worth
... nt. nLn...ln.lnillna i
m
$1 ,00 of any man's money ( Inctudini
itie (jatuiug; an poaipoia ior uuc 110
in stH.Tnniu
And if voa send tOo we add a rvk-,
aee of RarlleHt Peeu O'DaySwoet Corn. 1
Big Plant. Tool and Bead Catalog
iree to intending puyera. n rite ior
same vouay.
THE JOHN A. SALZEK SEED CO. '
LaCROSSE, WIS.
The 2
"FLYERS"
are the
O.R.&N.
fast through trains
between . - ..,
PORTLAND and
SPOKANE
WM. McMURRAY, a P. A.Portland
Like Thaw.
Redd It's In order for some one to
name hla airship after Thaw.
Greene Why sot
Redd Because when it la sent op It
teems to be vsry uncertain just how
long It la going to atay up. Yonkeri
Rtateaman.
Coughing Spells
are promptly relieved by a sin.
gle dose of f uo't Cure. The
regular trae of this famous re
medy will relieve the worst
lorm of couths, colds, buswae
ness, bronclmis, aithma and dis
eases of the throat and lunel.
Absolutely free from harmliU
drurs and OP-ate. Kor half a
ctnturr ti
in millions of bone.
At aU drat awls'. 25 eta.
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TTSEFUL DE.SF.TIT FT. A TO.
lotol, Oaee Thona;ht Worthlawa,
, Found to Be Full of Alcohol.
Another wild desert plant that grows
profusely upon many millions of acres
of land In the' mountainous region of
western Texas now Is being used as a
profitable source of revenue, says the
Kansas City Star. It Is the sotol,
which Is said to be found In no other
part of the United States. .It Is of
quick, sturdy growth. It long has been
known that alcohol could be made from
this plant, but It Is only within the last
few months that steps have been taken
to utilize this knowledge In a commer
cial way by the manufacture of dena
tured alcohol from the large bulb which
forms a part of the growth. This bulb
Is situated just above the ground and
frequently Is a foot In diameter. The
percentage of alcohol which It contains
is said to be larger than in any other
known product.
It was not until In the last session of
Congress that authority was granted
for the manufacture of denatured alco
hol from the sotol plant. As a result
of this Federal permission, a sotol dls
tlllesy hau been established at El Paso
and large shipments of the sotol bulb
are being made from the Alpine section
to that place for conversion Into the
denatured product. '
When the . early Spanish explorers
first penetrated the region along the
Rio Grando Itlver below Alpine, more
than two centuries ago, they found that
the Pueblo and other Indian tribes had
a knowledge of the alcoholic properties
of the sotoj plant Primitive stills were
In operation from which a fiery white
liquor was obtained. The Inips were
wont to indulge freely In this native
intoxicant The sotol liquor still Is a
favorite beverage among the Mexicans
of the border. The American cowboy
of this region has an Intimate knowl
edge of the "fighting," qualities of thit
liquor. It s one of the phases of Ini
tiation which the tenderfoot Is always
put through upon the border ranches.
"The main objection to the stuff Is
that you've got to run a mile to get
your breath after, you have taken a
drink of it," said a cowboy the other
day. .-; ;. ;'
Mother) will find Mrs. WInslow's Soothln
Syrup the b. et remedy to use for their chiiOxej
iuriug the teetluuf period.
' Extremes of Advertising.
"We want to do something big to ad
vertise that new play," said the New
fork manager.
"Well," answered the press agent,
which kind of a play Is it? One to
tvhich you invite the attention of the
:lergy or the attention of the police?"
Washington -Star.
Endurance.
Rankin Do you think you could ride
ainety-eight miles on horseback in seven
teen hours straight?
,Fyle No, but I walked th floor nin
hours straight with a squalling baby last
lght, and I'm willing to bet that no
President of the United States can do
hat. Chicago Tribune.
CITC St. Vitus' Dunce ana venous Disease perms
II 1 J EnUy eared by Dr. ) ilne's Great Nerve Re
itorer. Bend for FREE $3.00 trial bottle end treatise.
Dr. K. H. Kline. 14., 131 Axon St., Philadelphia, Pa.
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Almost as Good.
Little Ikey cams up to his father
tvlth a very solemn face.
"Is It true, father," he asked, "that
marriage is a failure?"
His father surveyed - him thought
fully for a moment.
"Well, Ikey," he finally replied, "If
rou get a rich wife It's almost as good
is a failure." LIppincott's.
Way She Deollned.
A young woman entered a crowded
street car with a pair of skates on her
irm. An elderly gentleman at once
arose and offered her his seat.
"Thank you very much," sho said,
iweetly, "but I don't care about sitting
lown; I've been skating all after
ioou." Harper's Weekly.
Pleasant 'for Both.
Near Sighted Guest (at banquet) I
presume the next thing will be a long
and tiresome speech from some talkative
eur. ' .-. -
Man Sitting Next 0K I suppose so. I'm
the talkative guy that has to make the
spttck.
You Can Get Allen's Foot-Case FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Lo Roy, N. Y for a
ree sample of Allen's Foot-Kase. It cures
westing, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
lew or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
orns. inerowing nails and bunions. AU drug
;iU sell it. 2Jc. Don't accept any substitute
Hope Defered
(Vhen first I sought the writers' ranks
Uy verse wns taken In with thanks.
Tis years since that Initial splash
rhey've never sent the promised cash,
ro wait and get no pay, 1 find,
Is worse than having things declined.
npvplnw1 Plln Dealer.
Just Between Themselves.
Actress (sotto voce) Sh, no one
must know of this I"
Actor (surveying slim audience)
My dear, you may speak out; there Is
to one to bear us." Judge.
Mix for Colds.
To one-half pint good whiskey, ada
me ounce syrup sarsaparilla and one
unce Toris compound, which can be
procured of any druggist. Take in
teaspoonful doses b?fore each meal and
before retiring. This relieves in 24
sours, and cures any cold that is cura
)le. . ' ' '
One of the Signs.
"Col. Gunotome is getting to be a pret
f big man in politics, Isn't he?"
"Yes; whenever he calls on the Presl
lent he baa to be careful to explain to
the reporters that his visit has no politi
ski significance."
. Frnltasre.
Nan Where did Kit ever find him anO
urbr did she marry him? What a wlth
rrd, insignificant little specimen he ia I
Fan That may be, but she picked hire
from a magnificent family tree. '
As soon'as a man discovers that he
cannot reform himself, he begins on
the world. -
There U always something bappetv
to keep yon excited.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT ia guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching-, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c
Perish (he Thought!
Gladys If he talks to you -like that he's
too impertinent. I just wouldn't stand
iny of his lip. . ,
Esmeralda His lip! The idea! He
as never presumed i far as to kiss me,
Uiss Goovius t -
Another llorror.
Exchange Editor Let me see Mark
Twain had a degree of some kind con
ferred on him. .didn't he?
Literary Editor1 Yes; since he incorpo
rated himself I believe he has taken the
degree of Ltd.
Effect on the' Rising- Generation.
Distracted Mother (opening the door of
the playroom) What are you boys mak
ing all this terrible racket about?
Her Youngest We're playin' Congress,
maw. We've just had a message from the
pies'dunt I -Chicago Tribune.
TOWERS FISH BRAND
WATERPROOF y
OILED CLOTHING ;
looks belter-wears longer
ana gives more fer-v
bodily comfort ?yr
Decuuse cur on -v
targe patterns, yer
costs no more than
lhe"jusl os qood kinds
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SOLD EVERYWHERE.
Every garment C?MEl?
bearing the , . ,
ngnof Ihe fish 3S"g
wo0re?proo , BRW
J TOWC" CO" BOSTON USA
Tnwf ff CANAH'AN CO L'MrtP TQ0QNTQ (AH
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BASE BALL GOODS
Goldsmith Leamie Balls....,.'...,.,.. $1.00
Reach League Balls 1.00
Reach Ollioiiil American League Ball. ...... 1.25
Reach Baseball Gloves........ 25c to 3.00
Reach Baseball Mitts 25c to 6.00
Reach Shoe Plates, pair 10c and 25c
Reach Bats 25C, 60C, 75c and $1,00
Suits complete, including shirts, pants, stock
ings, cap and belt, made of good quality
outing-flannel, in grey or royal blue. ...$1,50
Heavy Outing Flannel, per suit , 2.00
Men's sizes. SOC extra.
NO CHARGE FOR CASING OR CARTAGE
Send for comp'ete catalogue.
HUDSON ARMS CO. &gS
What is said to be the largest collec
tion of coins is in the public cabinet of
antiquities at Vienna, which' contain!
about 125,000 pieces.
GRIP IS PREVA
LENT AGAIN. A
prompt remedy is what
every one is looking for.
The efficiency of Peru
nais so well known that
its value as a grip rem
edy need not be ques
tioned. The grip
yields more quickly if
taken in hand prompt
ly. If you feel grippy
get a bottle of Peruna
at once. Delay is almost
certain to aggravate
your case.
For a free illustrated booklet entitled
"The Truth About reruna," address
The Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Mailed postpaid. .
HOWARD B. flt'RTOH. Assaycr ara Chemist,
Ixadvllle, (."oliirndo, tspeclinnn prices; Oolcl,
Bllver,L,a,l ; tloid, SI!vr,7.)C',tiold,60c; Zinc or
t'onpor, $1. Cynnido ti-nls. Mnlitnfr envelopes sn4
Cull price list scut on ai,.llratlun. Control ana l)in
pire work solicited, liulercncet Carbonate Kar
tloual liana.
I wJ vbov'b shoes v V Jr I
v i i.Cf)TQH.oa fW
The Season I Make and Sell More Men's $3.00
& $3.50 Slioaa Than Any Other Manufacturer
Is bflcam 1 glv th vtxm tht bnflt of tlM moit
compleU orgaulEatlon of traiBftd uptrta and akiU4
ahoamakeri la th couotry.
Ibo election of tho leather i for each part of tht aho.,
and evary detail of tha maklna Is every department, Is
iouaea alter or me oen lUMmaKerl in in tnoa indnetry.
If I oonld ahow vou how carefully W. L. Pouglaa ihoal
aia made, you would then BDderttand why they hold thai
ahape, At better, and wear longer than any othar maka.
My Method of TannlngtheSolea makes them Mon
Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others.
Shoes for Every Mem her f the Fnmlly,
JUeu, Itiya, Vuiiteii,MUaH aaaicl 4'liiltlreai
For li hy atioe dealer" everywlieie.
PAllTIDM I Nolle Knle without W. I Dotiirlas
VnUllUll 1 name and pries aisiiippd on bottom.
Fast Color Eyaleta Died Exclnilvely. Catalog mailed fras,
W. L. DUUQLAS, 167 Spark St., Brotklou. Mass. '
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No. 8-09
WHEW writing to advertiser pleas
mention this paper.
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Tha ti. inrl VaT. IT IfavA A Uvn tin 1 lrviirrl- linci ti-wA 1a c I v a
ture of Cbas. 1,1. Fletcher, and lms been made under his
personal supervision for over HO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-good" are hut Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare,
goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is 1'leusant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its apre is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Fcverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teeth inr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving1, healthy ami natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Hafe Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC esNTSUa OOMMHT, TT MUHBAV .T.ICT. HtW VOBIt CITY.
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fiiaaaa
RflAPLElME
A Flavoring. It maLe a
Byrup better than Maple.
d Soli ly firocera.
TIIE CORRECT SHOE FOR STYLE.
EASE AND GOOD WEAR
You could never hope to buy a more stylish or serviceable
shoe than the " Leading Lady." It lsrlizht UD-to-date In anear
ance and fits the foot nerfectlv from tha vmrv first. lu.Lioa
oeing siyusn ana coauoriauic, tne
i. & x
wears much longer than most shoes. It is so well
made that it lasts twice as long- as the average shoe,
and will retain its shape to the end.
Wly buy inferior shoes when, with the same
money.you can get the "Leading Ladyt" Your
dealer will supply you; if not, write to us.
Look for the Mayer Trade Mark on the sole.
FREEll you will tend us tha name of a dealer
Leading Lady shoes, we will send you
nof handle
paid, a Deauniul picture 01 Martha Washington, size
We also make Honorbilt Shoes. Manila WahiiiKtoi
fort blioes, Yerma Cushion Shoes and Special Merit
ocnooi snoes.
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