The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, April 02, 1909, Image 5

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Newspaper Page Text?. '- - ' : . f - V f ft :0 -.It , , Utile Soldiers In your blood are the millions of corpuscles that defend you against disease. To make and keep these little soldiers healthy and strong, i3 Bimply to make and keep the blood of the right quality and quantity. This is just what Hood's Sarsaparilla does it helps the little soldiers in your blood to fight disease for you. .. ; It cures scrofula, eczemaf eruptions, catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous ness, dyspepsia, general debility, and builds up the whole system. i Prince Waldemar "of ' Denmark ii a eaipi'tal boxer and Is ever read; to put on th gloves. - ; Norway's seaweed, used as fuel, yields t greater revenue than its fisheries, r J t, C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a life study of the Sroperties of Roots, erba and Barks, and is civinir the world the benefit of his services. 11 ' r. , tv 3 mercury, r Olsons or Drues Used. No iiliSii9lmo; Operations or Cuttlnf Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lung1, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of Men and Women. A SURE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekin, China safe, sure and reliable. Unfailing in its works. If you cannot call, write for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION FREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. MS2M, First ; rnr llimiun PnrllonJ it. lire. is- Decmaeuee. V "Ii it true, Inquired the traveler wn wis standing in front of the Art Insti tute,' "that a confidence man once sold these big bronze lions to a trusting stran ger for $75 or sortie such pitiful sum?" "Yep," said .the policeman; "the con men in this town are losin their grip. I can remember when they wouldn't sell nothin smaller than the Masonic Templf to a yahoo." n"n Tribune. The Old Widower's Choice, He wanted the comforts of home. But wanted them cheap. He took No year or two to primp and fidget; , : He merely said, "Will you marry me, Bridget?" "I will,- sor," answered the cook. Chicago Tribune. Only One "BROMO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Loos for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the world over to Cure a Cold in One Dav. 25c , . jo Cautious. Mayme You refused that' handsome young lawyer? Why, I thought you liked him.-: . Maybelle I did, but when he proposed to me he put it in the form of a hypo thetical Question 400 words lone. There Is scarcely any limit to the Dossifole imoroveinrnt in fH. but it takes time and money. We have been improving' flower and vegetable seeds forover so years. More tliun 2000 people are working to make Ferry'a Seeds suit you. Buy the best Ferry's. For sale everywhere. FERRY'S 19C9 SFEO HNNVAL FREt ON REQUEST. D. M. FERRY A CO Detroit, Mich. ' s2 V"' Egg-Phosphate Crescent WIU DO AU HIGH PRICED POWDER VMU C DO AND DO '.7 BETTER ER A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer '-t': ft Purest . , of the Pure. a The best in the land is not always the most costly. KC for Quality 4i St H' Bounces M 23 Ounces for 25 Gents Is the result of modern ideas. " Costs less. Does better work. You must try it to see. Get a can on trial The bakiner will be vastlv better. " 9 ugiuci aim xasuer or we pay for the can. Jaques Mfg. Co. Chicago, JF The Alveolar System Of Replacing Teeth in the Human, Mouth is the Greatest Advance Ever Made in Scientific Dentistry A few years aro Marconi came before the world with the statement that he could transmit messages through the air by electricity without the use of wires. Every telegraph operator in the land scotted at the idea and said it could not De done. Likewise the Alveolar System f f replacing teeth in the human mouth without the use of cumbersome and unsightly plates, which is the latest method to be adopted by scientific dentistry. ...... . ... If you have two or more teetn in eimer jaw,- eitner tignt or loose ones (we maKe tne loose ones tight and healthy) we guarantee to put in for you a beautiful set of teeth that can hardly be told from natural ones. All work absolutely painless. These Teeth Will Outlast Those Who Are Wearing Them If we can beautify your appearance and build up your health with a new set of Alve olar System teeth, or enable you to do away with a wobbly, unclean, partial plate or ill fitting piece of ordinary bridge-work, wouldn't it be the greatest service that could be done for you I BB We make absolutely NO CHARGE for advice We examine your mouth end advise conscientiously BB BB 4: The ALVEO LAR SY STEM is to the old time methods 'what Wireles is to the ordinary Telegraphy BB "It didn't hurt a bit Now for my Alveolar Teeth." - In a ease like the above, all dentists throw up their hands and say there is no hope ex cept in the use of a false plate. The Alveolar System solves the problem and now plates are peldom necessary unless every tooth is gone. We arc positively painless dentists in every branch, and for 30 days we make toe louowing money saving prices: 22 K Gold or Porcelain Crowns Bridge Work , (all kinds) each tooth Silver Fillings . - . -. . . We are expert plate makers - -Painless Extracting (free with all work) Write for oor Booklet, which will be sent free, "The Great Alveolar Electric System." We are the only real Alveolar Dentists in Portland. Beware of imitators. - We do work lot out-of-town people in shortest possible time. . - $3.50 $3.50 up 25c and 50c $3.50 up - - 50c The Alveolar Painless Dentists Dentists of 5 to 20 Years AcSre Practice ia Portland H t Comer Fourth and Wasuington Streets PORTLAND, ORE. Office Hours: 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. Entrance 110 1-2 4th St Sundays, 9 a. m. to 1Z . Phone A11T1 iWUKW,! WUV"' J O mavj be cTxauo awpeivsea wa rcme&es vvcurtcpre3i ax6fiass proper ots,atidttwiwg To W'ta WeSwaVwKoWvsy ke enaxna, ? CALIFORNIA Fio Syrup Co. 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Therefore, to sevin jou as a cuotomer we offer t 1C00 kernels Fine Onion Seed. 1000 1000 1000 1S0O 1500 1500 100 1200 In all northern Rich Carrot Seed. Celery, 100 Parsley. , Juicy Radish Seed. v; Buttery Lettuce Seed. Sweet Rutabaga S'd? Melons, 100 Tomato, tm BrillltiitFliwcrisiAsuilf .'A 10,000 kernels of warranted fj irn grown seeds, well worth ... nt. nLn...ln.lnillna i m $1 ,00 of any man's money ( Inctudini itie (jatuiug; an poaipoia ior uuc 110 in stH.Tnniu And if voa send tOo we add a rvk-, aee of RarlleHt Peeu O'DaySwoet Corn. 1 Big Plant. Tool and Bead Catalog iree to intending puyera. n rite ior same vouay. THE JOHN A. SALZEK SEED CO. ' LaCROSSE, WIS. The 2 "FLYERS" are the O.R.&N. fast through trains between . - .., PORTLAND and SPOKANE WM. McMURRAY, a P. A.Portland Like Thaw. Redd It's In order for some one to name hla airship after Thaw. Greene Why sot Redd Because when it la sent op It teems to be vsry uncertain just how long It la going to atay up. Yonkeri Rtateaman. Coughing Spells are promptly relieved by a sin. gle dose of f uo't Cure. The regular trae of this famous re medy will relieve the worst lorm of couths, colds, buswae ness, bronclmis, aithma and dis eases of the throat and lunel. Absolutely free from harmliU drurs and OP-ate. Kor half a ctnturr ti in millions of bone. At aU drat awls'. 25 eta. "1 J TTSEFUL DE.SF.TIT FT. A TO. lotol, Oaee Thona;ht Worthlawa, , Found to Be Full of Alcohol. Another wild desert plant that grows profusely upon many millions of acres of land In the' mountainous region of western Texas now Is being used as a profitable source of revenue, says the Kansas City Star. It Is the sotol, which Is said to be found In no other part of the United States. .It Is of quick, sturdy growth. It long has been known that alcohol could be made from this plant, but It Is only within the last few months that steps have been taken to utilize this knowledge In a commer cial way by the manufacture of dena tured alcohol from the large bulb which forms a part of the growth. This bulb Is situated just above the ground and frequently Is a foot In diameter. The percentage of alcohol which It contains is said to be larger than in any other known product. It was not until In the last session of Congress that authority was granted for the manufacture of denatured alco hol from the sotol plant. As a result of this Federal permission, a sotol dls tlllesy hau been established at El Paso and large shipments of the sotol bulb are being made from the Alpine section to that place for conversion Into the denatured product. ' When the . early Spanish explorers first penetrated the region along the Rio Grando Itlver below Alpine, more than two centuries ago, they found that the Pueblo and other Indian tribes had a knowledge of the alcoholic properties of the sotoj plant Primitive stills were In operation from which a fiery white liquor was obtained. The Inips were wont to indulge freely In this native intoxicant The sotol liquor still Is a favorite beverage among the Mexicans of the border. The American cowboy of this region has an Intimate knowl edge of the "fighting," qualities of thit liquor. It s one of the phases of Ini tiation which the tenderfoot Is always put through upon the border ranches. "The main objection to the stuff Is that you've got to run a mile to get your breath after, you have taken a drink of it," said a cowboy the other day. .-; ;. ;' Mother) will find Mrs. WInslow's Soothln Syrup the b. et remedy to use for their chiiOxej iuriug the teetluuf period. ' Extremes of Advertising. "We want to do something big to ad vertise that new play," said the New fork manager. "Well," answered the press agent, which kind of a play Is it? One to tvhich you invite the attention of the :lergy or the attention of the police?" Washington -Star. Endurance. Rankin Do you think you could ride ainety-eight miles on horseback in seven teen hours straight? ,Fyle No, but I walked th floor nin hours straight with a squalling baby last lght, and I'm willing to bet that no President of the United States can do hat. Chicago Tribune. CITC St. Vitus' Dunce ana venous Disease perms II 1 J EnUy eared by Dr. ) ilne's Great Nerve Re itorer. Bend for FREE $3.00 trial bottle end treatise. Dr. K. H. Kline. 14., 131 Axon St., Philadelphia, Pa. ; s; Almost as Good. Little Ikey cams up to his father tvlth a very solemn face. "Is It true, father," he asked, "that marriage is a failure?" His father surveyed - him thought fully for a moment. "Well, Ikey," he finally replied, "If rou get a rich wife It's almost as good is a failure." LIppincott's. Way She Deollned. A young woman entered a crowded street car with a pair of skates on her irm. An elderly gentleman at once arose and offered her his seat. "Thank you very much," sho said, iweetly, "but I don't care about sitting lown; I've been skating all after ioou." Harper's Weekly. Pleasant 'for Both. Near Sighted Guest (at banquet) I presume the next thing will be a long and tiresome speech from some talkative eur. ' .-. - Man Sitting Next 0K I suppose so. I'm the talkative guy that has to make the spttck. You Can Get Allen's Foot-Case FREE. Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Lo Roy, N. Y for a ree sample of Allen's Foot-Kase. It cures westing, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes lew or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for orns. inerowing nails and bunions. AU drug ;iU sell it. 2Jc. Don't accept any substitute Hope Defered (Vhen first I sought the writers' ranks Uy verse wns taken In with thanks. Tis years since that Initial splash rhey've never sent the promised cash, ro wait and get no pay, 1 find, Is worse than having things declined. npvplnw1 Plln Dealer. Just Between Themselves. Actress (sotto voce) Sh, no one must know of this I" Actor (surveying slim audience) My dear, you may speak out; there Is to one to bear us." Judge. Mix for Colds. To one-half pint good whiskey, ada me ounce syrup sarsaparilla and one unce Toris compound, which can be procured of any druggist. Take in teaspoonful doses b?fore each meal and before retiring. This relieves in 24 sours, and cures any cold that is cura )le. . ' ' ' One of the Signs. "Col. Gunotome is getting to be a pret f big man in politics, Isn't he?" "Yes; whenever he calls on the Presl lent he baa to be careful to explain to the reporters that his visit has no politi ski significance." . Frnltasre. Nan Where did Kit ever find him anO urbr did she marry him? What a wlth rrd, insignificant little specimen he ia I Fan That may be, but she picked hire from a magnificent family tree. ' As soon'as a man discovers that he cannot reform himself, he begins on the world. - There U always something bappetv to keep yon excited. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT ia guaranteed to cure any case of Itching-, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c Perish (he Thought! Gladys If he talks to you -like that he's too impertinent. I just wouldn't stand iny of his lip. . , Esmeralda His lip! The idea! He as never presumed i far as to kiss me, Uiss Goovius t - Another llorror. Exchange Editor Let me see Mark Twain had a degree of some kind con ferred on him. .didn't he? Literary Editor1 Yes; since he incorpo rated himself I believe he has taken the degree of Ltd. Effect on the' Rising- Generation. Distracted Mother (opening the door of the playroom) What are you boys mak ing all this terrible racket about? Her Youngest We're playin' Congress, maw. We've just had a message from the pies'dunt I -Chicago Tribune. TOWERS FISH BRAND WATERPROOF y OILED CLOTHING ; looks belter-wears longer ana gives more fer-v bodily comfort ?yr Decuuse cur on -v targe patterns, yer costs no more than lhe"jusl os qood kinds 51)115309 5LICKER53.?. SOLD EVERYWHERE. 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The efficiency of Peru nais so well known that its value as a grip rem edy need not be ques tioned. The grip yields more quickly if taken in hand prompt ly. If you feel grippy get a bottle of Peruna at once. Delay is almost certain to aggravate your case. For a free illustrated booklet entitled "The Truth About reruna," address The Peruna Co., Columbus, Ohio. Mailed postpaid. . HOWARD B. flt'RTOH. Assaycr ara Chemist, Ixadvllle, (."oliirndo, tspeclinnn prices; Oolcl, Bllver,L,a,l ; tloid, SI!vr,7.)C',tiold,60c; Zinc or t'onpor, $1. Cynnido ti-nls. Mnlitnfr envelopes sn4 Cull price list scut on ai,.llratlun. Control ana l)in pire work solicited, liulercncet Carbonate Kar tloual liana. I wJ vbov'b shoes v V Jr I v i i.Cf)TQH.oa fW The Season I Make and Sell More Men's $3.00 & $3.50 Slioaa Than Any Other Manufacturer Is bflcam 1 glv th vtxm tht bnflt of tlM moit compleU orgaulEatlon of traiBftd uptrta and akiU4 ahoamakeri la th couotry. Ibo election of tho leather i for each part of tht aho., and evary detail of tha maklna Is every department, Is iouaea alter or me oen lUMmaKerl in in tnoa indnetry. If I oonld ahow vou how carefully W. L. Pouglaa ihoal aia made, you would then BDderttand why they hold thai ahape, At better, and wear longer than any othar maka. My Method of TannlngtheSolea makes them Mon Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others. Shoes for Every Mem her f the Fnmlly, JUeu, Itiya, Vuiiteii,MUaH aaaicl 4'liiltlreai For li hy atioe dealer" everywlieie. PAllTIDM I Nolle Knle without W. I Dotiirlas VnUllUll 1 name and pries aisiiippd on bottom. Fast Color Eyaleta Died Exclnilvely. Catalog mailed fras, W. L. DUUQLAS, 167 Spark St., Brotklou. Mass. ' FNU No. 8-09 WHEW writing to advertiser pleas mention this paper. f "V r-i -- 'r . "WTV Sort ' srV Awl a' ' 1 Tha ti. inrl VaT. IT IfavA A Uvn tin 1 lrviirrl- linci ti-wA 1a c I v a ture of Cbas. 1,1. Fletcher, and lms been made under his personal supervision for over HO years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good" are hut Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare, goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is 1'leusant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its apre is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Fcverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teeth inr Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving1, healthy ami natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Hafe Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. THC esNTSUa OOMMHT, TT MUHBAV .T.ICT. HtW VOBIt CITY. ill r. m fiiaaaa RflAPLElME A Flavoring. It maLe a Byrup better than Maple. d Soli ly firocera. TIIE CORRECT SHOE FOR STYLE. EASE AND GOOD WEAR You could never hope to buy a more stylish or serviceable shoe than the " Leading Lady." It lsrlizht UD-to-date In anear ance and fits the foot nerfectlv from tha vmrv first. lu.Lioa oeing siyusn ana coauoriauic, tne i. & x wears much longer than most shoes. It is so well made that it lasts twice as long- as the average shoe, and will retain its shape to the end. Wly buy inferior shoes when, with the same money.you can get the "Leading Ladyt" Your dealer will supply you; if not, write to us. Look for the Mayer Trade Mark on the sole. FREEll you will tend us tha name of a dealer Leading Lady shoes, we will send you nof handle paid, a Deauniul picture 01 Martha Washington, size We also make Honorbilt Shoes. Manila WahiiiKtoi fort blioes, Yerma Cushion Shoes and Special Merit ocnooi snoes. V- - Si" ei.w IWa ..isfftMiii ""Mf whorfoe Fj;, u 1 Ire., post- F: ,."; r ': i-r,'. I l&xM. "TV.'- - ' I n Com- ::,.( F. 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