si
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Peculiar todtself
Inspection, proportion and combination
of Ingredients,
In the process by which their remedial
Talnes are extracted and preserved,
In effectiveness, usefulness and economy.
j vnnng toe widest range of diseases.
Having the most medicinal merit.
And the Greatest record of cures,
Hood's Sarsapariila
In usual liquid form or In chocniafert
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
Probably Lapsed.
"Mr. Hankinson," said the mother of
the young woman to the youth whom she
uspscted of an ambition to become a
weinl)r of the family, "have you ever
been baptized?"
"Once, I think," he answered, hesitat
ingly. Cause and Effect. .
The Doctor That is a point In thera
peutics I shall have to look up. I find I
am growing rusty.
Tne Professor Rusty? Then there ia
too much iron in your blood.
A Bit Flahr, This.
Porpoise What la the whale blowing
about?
Dogfish Oh, he got so many notices
for his feat In swallowing Jonah he's
been blowing ever since. Boston Tran
script. i
:
By the addition of "20-Mule-Team" Borax to
the water in which carriages, bicycles, automo
biles and other vehicles are washed, the dirt and
grease will be quickly removed without destruc
tion of the varniBh: in fact, the varnish will be
benefited by the process ordinarily.
The cow's udder ia kept in a clean, healthy and
smooth condition by washing; it with "2QMule
Team" Borax and water. This prevents roujrh
ness and soreness or cracked teata which make
milking; .time a dread to the cow and a worry to
the milker.
The milk pail is kept free from stateness, Blimi-
nea una nucKinesa li it is washed witn zC-Mule-Team"
Borax and watei one tablespoonful to a
quart of water. Packed to, 1, and 6 lb packages.
, " KASPARILLA
TLis sterling household remedy ia most
successfully prescribed for a "world of
troubles." For derangements of the di
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
' operating directly upon the liver and ali
, V mentary . canal, , gently but persistently
r"j stimulating a . healthful activity. Its
' " beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion of the system, aiding in the
processes of digestion and assimilation of
food, promoting a wholesome, natural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con
stipation and the long list of troubles
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi
; ness, headache, backache and despond
ency due to inactivity of the liver,
moneys ana aigesuve tract. It is a
strenotheiung tonic of the highest value
J4vfc-1ai!s " to satisfy we authorize al
nil
tiers to refund the purchase price;
iyt vH,MicAi k:o. rortiana, uregon
Zs your month similar in sriy way to the above? If
so, no need to wear a wobbly, unusable partial plate
or ill-Utting, ordinary bridge work. The Dr. Wise
system of .. .
, "TEETH WITHOUT PLATES"
. The result of ?r-eta' experience, the new wny of
rreuue.'ng teet&Jn the mouth teeth in f aot. teeth in
appearance, teeth to chew your food upon, as you
did upon your natural ones. Our force is so orean-
Ised we oan do your entire crown, bridge or plate
work in a day if neoemary. Positively painless ex
traotins. Only high-class, scientific work.
. WISE DENTAL CO., INC.
Dr. W. ArWise, Manager., 21 years in Portland.
Second Floor, Failing Building, Third and Wash
ington Street!. Office hours, 8 A. M. to 8 P. M. Sun
days, S to 1 P. M. Painless Kitraotlngv 6Uo: plates,
K up. Phones A and Main 2028.
Xlie Hind iou Jlave Always lsou?ht lias borne the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
fiersonal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
o deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
.. Just-as-grood" are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing: Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
' Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Me Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For Oyer 30 Years.
vmc ccirr.ua eonMutv. tt murmay strut, mcw roam err.
rV II
I: t
Prldt,
The Man at the Door My little girl,
ma'am, picked up a shoppln' bag which
she says she seen an old lady drop
an' I thought maybe it was yours,
ma'am.
The Lady in the Hall (haughtily)
There are no old ladles here. It isn't
mine. '
And yet It wos hers. Just the same.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Strictly Boalneas.
Inquiring Friend You've given op
booze? How did you ever summon up
enough fortitude and self-deuial to do
that?
Budger I paid a high priced doctor
$25 to tell me what was the matter with
me, and that was his sole prescription.
By George, I couldn't afford to wasts all
that money 1 . '
Amending the DeelaraUloa.
"Has your order been taken?" asked
one of the waiters.
"Yes," said Mr. Welbroke, "fifteen min
utes ago. If it isn't too late, though, I'd
like to change It."
"To change your order, sir?"
"Yes; if you don't mind I'll change it
to an entreaty."
Mothers will find Mrs. WInslow" Soothing
Byrnp the best remedy to use lor their enjdra
The fifth wedding anniversary is the
wooden" wedding ; the tenth, "tin : fit
teenth. "crystal;" twenty-fifth, "silver;"
thirtieth, "pearl;" fiftieth, "golden;"
seventy-nrcn, .diamond."
Orlarln of the Coolneaa.
Esmeralda I don't care much for auto
mobile riding. ,
Gwendolen I iiiDDose not; tha rhnnf.
feur can't manage the machine with out
nana.
Prospective Baslnsss.
"I'll take your damage case," said
the lawyer, helping to bis feet the man
just hit by an automobile.
"Thank you," replied the victim.
"I'm not much hurt, but I recognized
that measly chauffeur. He may have
a case for you later." Philadelphia
Ledger.
Explained at Last.
"The late Dr. Morgan Dlx," said a
cleryman of New York, "had a droll
way of lightening grave subjects with
little humorous asides. Once I heard
him addressing a graduating class at a
medical school. He began In this way
"'Physiologists tell us, gentlemen, that
the older a man grows the smaller big
brain becomes. This explains why the
old man knows nothing and the young
one everything.'"
CITC St. Vitas' Dunce and ' orvoug Diseases rm-
1 1 J neatly cured by Dr. It line's Great Nerve Re
storer. Send tor FREE $3.00 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. B. fi. Kline. Ld., 831 Arch St., Philadelphia, Fa.
ATot Dlsannnf n.1 .
Goodman Gonrong I've had the offer
of a job an' I've a great mind to go to
work.
Haymold Storey I alwuz knowed ther'
wus a yeller streak in you.
The Famous Poor.
Each of the following named gentle
men, upon being out late with the boys
has concocted a famous excuse, and,
what Is more wonderful, got away with
It. They are: Jonah, Ulysses, Rip Van
Winkle, Robinson Crusoe. Judge.'
Fairy Tale.
On the third finger of her left hand the
sweet young thing wore a magnificent soli
taire. "So you're going to mary a prince,
art you?" said the necessary questioner.
"A prince? I -don't understand."
"The son of a coal king."
"O, yes," smiled the sweet young thing.
"I'm to be his Cinder Ella,"
To Breal: In New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's-Foot-Ease, a powder,
it cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet,
'-ures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
ill flrilfffri stB Anri clw.n ctQ.uu Q.n r
"-fl " - ofcw -a , MA. iuiii aucvui
my substitute. SamplemailedFKEfi. Address
A linn (A mn.BfA4 I l XT V
Concerning Mrs. Jypes.
Mrs. Goodsola What satisfaction does
Mrs. Jy pes derive from ber new automo
bile? I never see ber riding in It.
Miss Capsicum She isn't deriving any
satisfaction from it now. The Snoodles
have bought a finer one.
Mi22anaasta
Signature of
r a A Flavoring. It male
j syrup letter than Maple.
a Sold by grocer
'PERUNA A TONIC OF
GREA T USEFULNESS.
HON. R. S. THARIN.
Hon. R. S. Tharin, attorney at la'
and counsel for Anti-Trust Leagm
writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W
Washington, D. C, as follows:
"Having used Peruna for Catarrh
disorders, 1 am able to testify to il
great remedial excellence and- do nc
hesitate to give it my emphatic er
dorsement and earnest recommendatio
to all persons affected by that disordei
It is also a tonic of great usefulness."
Mr. T. Barnecott, West Aylmer, Or
tario, Can., writes: "Last winter
was ill with pneumonia after having I
grippe. I took Peruna for two montbi
when I became quite well. I also ir
duced a young lady, who was all ru
down and confined to the house, to tak
Peruna, and after taking Peruna fo
three months she is able to follow he
trade of tailoring. I can recommen
Peruna for all such who are ill and re
quire a tonic."
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Some people prefer to take tablets
rather than to take medicine in a fiui
form. Such people can obtain Perun
tablets, which represent the soli
medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Eac
tablet is equivalent to one averag
dqse of Peruna.
viirnrette Smoking on the Increase
Consumption of cigarettes increase'
largely in the United States during tin
last fiscal year ended June 30, 190S
according to the preliminary annua
statement of internal revenue recelnt
Tobacco revenues generally fell off, th
public smoking fewer cigars than th
preceding year, taking less snuff an
chewing less. But more cigarettes o
all kinds were used.
Less spirits were used than in i:K)"
the heaviest falling off beinir in th
spirits distilled from grain, the rev.
nue on which declined over $15,000.00(
This would indicate large decline 2
whisky consumption. The beer bus
ness, however, continued to grow 1
spite of the depression.
The total decrease in Internal revc
nue, as compared with the precedin
fiscal year, was $17,998,072. " ;
la 1920.
"Prisoner," said the magistrate s
verely, "you are charged with being
millionaire. How did you happen t
falir
"Your honor," responded the tren
bllng man at the bar, "In a moment (
weakness I made a book on the aces
"You're not incurable," rejoined tl
magistrate, who at heart was not ui
kind. "Go and reform by playing they
book of some other fellow. Dismissed. 'X
Philadelphia Ledger.
Fame.
Proud Father My daughter, I suppose,
is getting along famously with her dra
matic studies.
Principal (of the school of dramatic
art) Er yes; indeed she is. On ar
amateurs' night at one of the theaters re
cently the audience fairly went Wild with
enthusiasm when she starred In a little
comedy called "Getting the Hook." Chi
cago Tribune.
Enough lo Wake Them.
"It's wonderful," said Dubley, "how
wide-awake the Japanese have become
in recent years." '
"Oh, it'a not so wonderful," replied
the observant man, "when you consider
that they have an earthquake every
night or so in their country." Phila
delphia Press.
Appalling Result.
Sadly the mermaid regarded herself is
her mirror.
"This," she said, "is ths penalty Im
posed by nature for the absurd effort of
my ancestresses, ages fo, . to abolish
hips!"
From which we learn how dancerous
it is to meddle with the orderly processes
of evolution.
17 to Date.
They were looking up at the latest
kyscrapper "But what are thosr
things sticking out from the ildeeT
asked the up-state friend.
Those? Oh, "those are fhe mile
posts 1" answered - the New Yorker.
Judge. ' s.
mm
AN UNSURPASSED
REMEDY!
P!'a Con u iiiiiiiiiamul (a.
nedy ioc cough, caida, bcoDchiu.
M wwaiH uu uiroai mmM
1 tun attedKm. It (ors (fcract to
Om tot at Um trouble and fencntty
Kstona healthy crmdiaoM. Mothers
can giv then- chiidnai fW't Gov
with perfect coBBdeace ia
pawto and freedom bmm etaatm.
Fimom foe half a century.
At all drucfW, 25 da.
e:
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(to vsgtewr
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HAM'S HORN BLASTS.
Warning Notes Calling ths Wicked
to Rcpeatanre.
It takes nil of a
man's history to
expluln any part
I of it.
The devil soob
gets tired of wast
ing ammunition, on
the man who has
on the whole armor
of God.
Christ did not
come to give the world a new religion.
He came to give it Himself.
The cross to which Jesus went wa
not covered with velvet.
Folks who know little are little, no
matter how big they talk.
If the cow ever did Jump ' over the
rooon, she didn't do it all at one Jump.
Diplomas from the school of experi
ence are generally worth all they cost
If we could only get our eyes wide
open, everywhere would be Wonder
land. The Lord may be showing the angels
the evening came Kiss Nightingale her
self and took a Iook at inc.
" 'I hope you're feeling better,' she
Mid.
"I wanted ' to answer, 'Madam, I
feels as fit as a fighting cock,' but I
managed to get out something more
polite."
All They Could Fay For.
The question which often arises in
the mind between indulgence and pru
dence seldom finds Just the answer
that is given in Harper's Weekly. The
congregation of a colored church in
Georgia conceived the notion that it
would add greatly to Its dignity If the
pastor could add "D. D." to his name.
A member, hearing of an Institution
which would, for value received, confer
such a degree, entered Into correspond
ence with that end in view. Reply came
to the effect that the sum of seventy
five dollars would obtain the desired
dignity.
The congregation, however, was un
able to raise more than thirty-nine dol
lars. Accordingly, the following mes
sage was sent to the institution men
tioned :
"Kindly forward our pastor one 'D,
wc being unable to afford the other at
this time."
Roagh on the Doctor.
One nigbt as a Canadian doctor who
lives In eastern Ontario was driving
Into a village he saw a chap, a little
the worse for liquor, amusing a crowd
of spectators with the antics of his
trick dog. The doctor watched him
iwhile and said: "Sandy, how do you
manage .to train your dogt I can't
teach mine to do anything."
Sandy, with that simple look In hla
eyes, said, "Well, you see, doc, you
kave to know more'n the dog or you
can't learn blm nothing."
At the Quirk Lunch.
BUI You say he's old-fashioned?
Jl." -Well.J should say so! Why. he
CL?. a his food ! Yonkers Statesman.
-Appearances may be deceitful, but
disappearances are more convincing.
, if jiji-i il uiu.u..prifnii ; -1 ripjii rrrmi rr uuijuimi, mutt
I Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid In the blood, which is
carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle,
nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing
aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood. S. S. S. cures
Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It goes down into the
circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S,
expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell
ing and other discomfort, eariches the weak, sour blood, and permanently
cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic,
S. S. S. will be found a safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties
needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire
sysi em by its fine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism and any medical advice
free to all who write. . JHE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Peanuts Imported.
So many peanuts are eaten in this
country that the native supply is not
sufficient for the demand and about
$3,000 worth of the African nuts were
imported from Marsi'irieSlB1908 and
over $73,000 worth in 1907. The west
coast of Africa produces quantities of
peanuts.
Society Horror.
"Gayman, I saw you In the conserva
tory the other afternoon embracing an
elderly spinster."
"I don't deny it, Goodsole. I was try
ing to conserve our natural resources.
"Wh-what?"
"Reclaiming an arid waist."
ttaVitual
Constipation
May be permanently overcome proper
personal efforts with the ossistan.ee
of the one truly bencirial laxative
remedy, Syrup o figs ana1 D'uirojSenna,
which enables one to form regular
habits daily so that assistance to na
ture may be gradually dispensed with
wnen no longer needed as the best of
remeates.wtien
n reoaired, are To assist
it to supplant the natiir-
nature ana not lo suool
al junctions, which must depend ulti
mately upon proper nourishment.
ir . i.i mai ti,.
Droner efforTs.and riiht living enern v.
s r r i a. a ..
iropw efforts, ana ricru u
To get its benejicial efjects, alvways
IJbuy the genuine
mp'fRgS'fElivir'fSenna
'j manuiacturedby the
California
Fig Syrup Co. only
SOU? BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
one size otity, regulur price 50f p ttottla
fRESCENT Mosphate
I
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iree puaioaio. a Deautuui oicture or l.eorore WBHliinu
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The
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23 Ounces for 23 Gents
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3
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i ne oaiang will
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iot tnc can.
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