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    Your Duty is to be Well
But yoa cannot b well If yon neglect
taking Hood's Sarsapariila when yon know
yoa should take It. Impure blood, poor
appetite, headache, nerYousness, that tired
feeling by these and other ligni your tyt-
tem demand! Hood's. Get a bottle today.
Clow Of Health-"My blood was rery
Poor, biuce lasing; Hood'i Saraaparilla 1
have more color in my face, sleep and eat
well, and work is a plt-uur." iiKS. A. A.
Howard. Taunton. Mass.
In Worst Form-" I had catarrh In the
worst form and was advised to try Hood's
Sarsapariila. I took seven bottles and am
now iu good health. 1 hope evorvone who
etrrh will give Hood's a fair trial."
Mm. William Metcalt. Farkerford, Pa.
Always Pralse-"I first took Hood's Sar
sapariila 13 years asro, and always speak in
favor of It." H. Co v dill, 237 Perry Street,
Lowell. Mass.
Hood's Sarsapariila Is sold everywhere.
In the usual liquid, or In tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre
pared only by C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
Metallic.
Poe was writing "The Bella."
"It jingles," he said, "as if there might
be a lot of coin In it !"
Cheered by the thought, he tlntlnnabu
lated with redoubled energy.
limply lafsaoii.
Intimate Friend They suspended yon
from the Hot Sports' Club? What had
rou done?
Victim (choking with wrath) Not a
blank thing 1 AH they could prove against
me was that I had trimmed a sucker and
jot his wad, just as you or any other
nan would have done !
Not Like? te Be at-Home.
. Mrs. Neighbor Aren't you going to
call on' our old schoolmate who bas
Just moved Into the next block?
Mrs. Homer I would like to call on
her, but I don't want to meet her hus
band. ; Mrs. Neighbor Oh, there Is no dan
ger of meeting- him. They haY.e been
married nearly a year.
Parental Misinformation.
'"Paw, what is a guillotine?"
"It's an instrument bearing some re
semblance to a shirt collar that has been
three or four times to the laundry, Tom
my, but (t is much quicker and more mer
ciful in its operation." .
HOWAfiD B. BTJUTON.-a iiiayer ari Chemist.
Laadvllle, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, L-ad, $1 ; Gold, Silver, 7 oc ; Gold, Soc ; Zinc or
Copper, iu Cyanldo tests. Mulling envelopes and
full price list sent on application. Control and U in-
tire work solicited. lUieroncai Carbonate IS'
oual Hack.
BY
MAIL
LESSONS 290
Walts, Two Step, Three Step,
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without coat or obligation to purchase. 215,000
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have a very Interesting proposition for your con
sideration. Pacif.c Dis' ributine Co., No. 7 Han
cock Bide., Senttle, Washinirton.
The yf Sower Baa
) No Second Chance
Good sense says make the most
of the first
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have made and kept Ferry's Seed Busi
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tells tn-y whole fixed story sent FREE for
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MJ1E Ttoi
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an Eye wish. Mcu h Wash, Sterilizing
the Bottle, Washing Napkin3.
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Parlor Card Game, 10c. Pacific Coast Borax
Co., Oakiand, Cal. "
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tiaipled. Strongest,
Basic II aid leJ
Grubber Made.
Will pall MORE
sad LARGER
STUMPS with
LESS EXPENSE
thaa any other.
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121 Hawthorne Arena fl Portias J, Oregoa
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on stormy days
;v by wearing a
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EPIDEMIC OF GRIP IS
SWEEP.NG COUNTRY
Tens of Thousands of Cases of This
Pestiferous Disease Are Being
Reported.
SUFFERERS Jjj MANY CITTEa
Business In Many Places Is Dlaor
gaaized on Acoount Prostrations
from This Ailment
An epidemic of la grippe seems to Up
sweeping over the country, and tens oi
thousands of people are suffering from
the disease. Pittsburg reports the worst
visitation in its history. The buslnesi
of the city Is disorganized on account
of the large number of people who havt
been suddenly forced to remain absent
from their places of employment
Factories and mills, offices and stores,
are affected seriously.
There Is a notable uniformity In thi
symptoms of the present epidemic
which appears to affect principally tht
bronchial passages. Bronchitis and
pneumonia are Us most common accom
panlments, and it aggravates fully C(
per cent of the tuberculosis cases. Thos
most injuriously affected are persons
who before the attack were badly rur
down in their general health. In theii
cases pneumonia quickly develops
while the heart,, brain and other or
gans become affected.
In Philadelphia an epidemic of grippe
Is sweeping the city and whole fami
lies are prostrated by it Pneumonia in
many cases is followed close upon it:
heels, and last week many persons died
of that disease. Doctors are scarcely
able to keep tip with the demands made
upon them. Baltimore, too, Is experi
encing an unusual amount of sickness.
Other cities where grippe has made
its appearance are Boston, Chicago, Cin
cinnati, Cleveland, Denver, Milwaukee
and New York, and reports from these
places Indicate that the health authori
ties fear that the outbreak is only at
the beginning. Health Commissioner
Evans, of Chicago, has Issued a warn
ing to the people, urging them to get
plenty of fresh air and to exercise in
the open as much as possible. Chicago
knows the danger of grippe, for it has
been frequently visited by the disease.
In 1890 that city had 100,000 grippe suf
ferers and 112 deaths directly resulted.
In 1899 over 300 persons died from the
disease, and since the first appearance
of the malady the city has paid a
tribute of 2,208 lives.
In New York, where the disease Is
now gaining a strong foothold, sixty
eight deaths resulted last week and
there are many cases scattered about
the city. -
Boston Is the worst sufferer on the
Atlantic seaboard. There are nearly
100,000 cases there and sixty deaths
have, resulted. Cincinnati has 2,000
ca-s and the disease seems to be epi
demlc In form.
The open winter is held responsible
for the spread of the disease. Where it
originated no one seems to know. It
travels with wonderful rapidity. In
1889, when the grippe appeared In viru
lent form all over the country, it was
tracked back 4o Europe and thence to
Hong Kong in China. The germs of
the present epidemic may have come
from the same source.
The Washington State football eleven
defeated that of St. Louis university by
the score of 1 to 0, at Spokane, Wash.
The Coney Island Jockey Club an
nounced that improvements in its plant
now under way will cost at least $100,000.
There will be half a dozen Smiths in
the major leagues next season, the Amer
icans having four players of this nam
and the Nationals two.
Cincinnati has asked for waivers ol
seventeen men. Provided all these play
ers are turned bark to the minors, the
next manager of the Reds sfill will have
twenty-two athletes to aid him in -capturing
a second division berth.
The baseball critics seem Inclined to
the belief that the Bostons got all the
best of the big deal with New York. The
Bean Eaters, it would seem, should occu
py a higher place in the race than they
have held for the past few years.
' Tommy Ryan believes that the best
fighters of to-day are to be found in the
middleweight ranks. He bas a poor opin
ion of the "heavies," they falling far be
low the standard of scrappers like Jef
fries, Sharkey, Corbett, McCoy and Fitz
immons in their active ring days.
Haskins, the intercollegiate champion
may be barred from representing the
American team at the Olympic games.
Haskins is not an American citizen. He
was born in Australia and comes under
the same ruling as that which affects Con
Leahy and Dennis Murray, the two Irish
athletes who wanted to represent Amer
ca. In order that they may be kept in
active training for the Olympic games in
England next summer, a movement Is on
foot that has for its object a visit of the
best of the Canadian athletes to New
York and Boston, where indoor meets
would be held. If the scheme pans out,
Tom Flanagan, John Flanagan's brother,
Till have chara of the partr-
For Lung
Troubles
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cer
tainly cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis.consumption. And
it certainly strengthens weak
throats and weak lungs.
There can be no mistake about
this. You know it is true. And
your own doctor will say so.
My little boy bans trr'b!e eonKh. I tried
everything I eouM rtt-Mr of but In vain nutll
I tried ayert Cherry i'ertnral. The first
night ha was better, il u-i!lT Imprnred
nntll be ml yirtectiy weU." lias. S. J.
Stiblo. Alton, 1,1.
A
iaUd br T. O. A Tr Co., Lowell,
Atao nRaui'Urer or
9 SACSAPASSJA.
yer.
rw" PILLS.
J HAIR VIGOR.
Keep the bowels regular with Ayer'a
Pills and thus hasten recovery.
Coming; to Thlaf
First Broker Unw is business?
Second Broker Improving a little. I've
got a good barker out fu front of my
office now.
Another Nntnre Story,
To the tail of the dog
They tied a big- log,
And patted him on the head.
Old Tray couldn't make
His narrative shake,
And the tail wagged the dog instead,
Chicago Tribune. ,
Something Terrible.
: Tommy Teacher, may 1 go out t
neeze?
Teacher That is unnecessary, Tommy.
You can sneeze in here without disturbinj
anybody.
Tommy I guess you never beard mi
sneeze I
ADVICE TO VICTIMS
TELLS READERS HOW TO PROMPTLY
CURE RHEUMATISM AT HOME.
Directions to Mix a Simple Preparation
and the Dose to Take Over
comes Kidney and Bladder
Trouble Promptly.
There is so much Rheumatism every
where that the following advice by an
eminent authority, who writes for read
ers of a large Eastern daily paper, will
be highly appreciated by those who
suffer:
Get from any good phaimacy one-hall
ounce Fluid Extract Dandelion, one
ounce Compound Kurgon, three ounces
of Compound Syrup Sarsapariila.
Shake these well in a bottle and take
in teaspoonful dosea after each meal
and at bedtime; also drink plenty ol
good water.
It is claimed that there few victims
of this dread and torturous disease who
will fail to find ready relief in this
Bimplo home-made mixture, and in
most cases a permanent cure is the re
sult. This simple recipe is said to strength
en and cleanse the eliminative tissues
of the Kidneys so that they can filter
and strain from the blood and system
the poisons, acids and waste matter,
which cause not only Rheumatism, but
numerous other diseases. Every man
or woman here who feels that their kid
neys are not healthy and active, or who
suffers from any urinary trouble what
ever, should not hesitate to make up
this mixture, as it ia certain to do
much good, and may save you from
much misery and suffering after while.
The DODulation of men in the TTnired
States, from statistics compiled from the
reports of the census of 1900, is 39,059,
242. The population of women ia 27.,
244,145.
Her Record Against Her.
Mrs. Cpmore (to applicant for position
t a cook) Have you ver worked for Mrs
Highmus?
Applicant Tis, ma'am ; wan week.
Mrs. Unmore Well, if you suited hei
for as long a time as that you wouldn't
suit me at all. Good morning. -
Encourag-lna.
Said an ambitious youth one day to
a young lady: "Don't you think I'd
better dye my mustache?" caressing tht
faintly visible progeny.
"I think if you let it alone it will dU
Itself," said the young lady. Woman's
Home Companion.
.VL le
V I JiV.V
Cleanses the
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s and I lead-
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acues aue lo UonsTi
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LlDQTlOm
Acts naturall
cts f ruu
.1 ft
s naiuraiiv. acts iruiv n.
ft .Laxative.
Best forMenWmen on J Chili
ren-Voun and Uld.
( ipt 1 CI Innof r r
Always buy tne benuine uk'tch
has the full name of the Com
pany .
UALIruKNlA
J?o Sttiup Co.
r m it i manufactured . printed on tn
front of every package.
SOLD for All iFAniwc nmiceiTt
9nm size only, regular price 50r bottle.
A5TIMAX SMNXESS.
VTkem the Rat, the Cat ana
tea
Rabbit Are Thiretr.
I All creatures, with the exception of
the highest endowed specie, are not
only teetotalers, but drink very "mod
erately of water never anything else.
For Instance, It would be equally dlffl-
Jcult to picture a dormouse quaffing a
pint of soda water as a bottle of Bur
gundy. Rats, especially when they are feed
, Ing on corn In ricks or barns , suffer
jvery much during a comparatively
I short spell of rainless weather. Even
I the dews, which In some measure com
pensate for the absence of rain, are
' quite Insufficient for their needs.
I If you would like to see really happy
rats watch a rat-Infested corn stack on
a summer evening after a shower fol
lowing a few scorching daya Tou will
not have long to wait, says Pearson's
Weekly, before you hear the stack rus
tle, as it were, and soon the rats will
steal out to gulp down the great, glis
tening raindrops on the thatch and
herbage near their abode.
I So thirsty do rats become that I have
seen one which, in spite of my fright
i ..i , , . . . .
eumg aim oacK eacn time ne appeared.
made a fresh attempt about every half
minute to gain a puddle of dralnings
from a' farmyard. And I remember a
farmer, shooting at one, shot no few
er than seven rats which had crowded
to drink from a small pool of water
near a stable.
Moreover, my experience of rats
and I have "dealt with" tens of thou
sands leads me to believe that the
larger rats when hard pushed for
"drink" kill their own and other rats'
young for their blood truly a ghastly
beverage, even in times of famine. This
thory certainly dovetails with the fact
that a dry breeding season means a
poor crop of rats, and vice versa.
Rats are even credited with so far
forgetting themselves as to drink from
uncorked bottles by Inserting their
tails into the liquid, though, personally,
I have yet to behold this astute dodge.
My old black cat Is a cat among cats,
and I don't think any rat can best her
at ways and means. When she has
"plain" thirst puss balances herself on
the edge of an open galvanized tank
and subdues the feeling by means of
about five tongue laps to one swallow.
But sometimes, after washing day,
for Instance, the water level Is too low
for direct drinking, so she dips a front
paw and licks the water therefrom in
a way unexcelled in daintiness by any
society star's manipulation of a finger
bowl.
Rabbits and hares, which may be
truthfully called strict vegetarians,
need very little in the shape of direct
I drink but dew, for their food In its
raw state contains a very large per
centage of moisture.
And sheep, in this country, at least,
seldom require water, except In the
hottest part of the summer, and never,
I believe, when feeding off root crops in
autumn and winter. "
Now, water in a direct form Is in
dispensable to stoats and weasels. This
accounts for their being found In much
greater numbers in well-watered dis
tricts, where the supply never falls,
than In parts where there Is only a
pond here and there which holds water
all the year round.
Ferrets, too, when fed on warm flesh
and milk only, do not thrive so well as
those which have water always In
reach. I suggest that water Is so nec
essary to stoats and weasels, and in
a lesser degree to ferrets, because the
warm blood of their prey creates an
exceptional thirst, for salt is present in
considerable quantity in blood.
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g 0TXR DIFFICULT ENGLISH, jj
oooooooooooooooooooooooouc
An American who met Henryk Slen
klewICE during his stay in California
many years ago has recently confided
to the public that the great Polish nov
elist has only become an admirer of
America since he left It. While he was
here, a homesick member of an Ideal
istic community which was a failure,
American manners and customs did not
please him, and he did not display the
usual aptitude of his countrymen in ac
quiring the language, which he used
reluctantly and as little as possible.
On being Introduced to the American,
he Inquired, politely:
"How Is your heels?"
Perceiving a puzzled expression on
the countenance of his new acquaint
ance, he, too, looked puzzled for an in
stant, then whipped a little phrase
book out of his pocket and pointed tri
umphantly to the question, "How la
your health?"
It was merely the foreigner's diffi
culty with the th, combined with a nat
ural Inclination to pronounce heal In
health like heal outside it.
His mistake, although amusing,
could not have been so difficult to listen
to with a courteously grave face as
was that of a Frenchman of letters
who not long ago called upon a charm
ing American lady In Fans.
She was loath to lose his call, and
decided to receive him, although she
had not yet wholly recovered from an
attack of facial neuralgia, which still
somewhat Impaired the outline of ber
usually oval visage, ne was most
grateful and sympathetic.
"Ah, madame!" be cried, throwing
np his bands. "The nerfs ! The nerfs I
Truly It Is the American disease! Al
ways the fat neck- and the swelled
head!".
The proprietor of the store bas a
greater feeling of Joy Inside him when
an unmarrleed man comes In to buy,
than when the man Is married
SYSTEM ,DIS
Catarrh ia not merely aa inflammation of the tissues cf tlie heal and
throat, as the symptoms cf ringing noises in the cars, ciucou3 dropping bade
Into the throat, continual hawking" and spitting, etc., woul-1 seera to indi
cate ; it is a blood disease ia which, the entire circclatioa and the greater
part of the system are involved. Catarrh is due to tlie' presence of aa excess
J of uric acid ia the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Eowcl3 frequently be
' come torpid and dull ia their action and instead of carryin j o2 the refusa
1 and waste of the body, leave it to sour and form, uric acid ia the system.
This is taken up by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all
'parts of the system. These impurities ia the blood irritate and inflama
i the different membranes and tissues of the body- and the contracting
' f a 1t wilt efirr ti euwtiAna ariA f1t- A J err,cf " 1 t A icaorTnWfl
6ymptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all parts of the body the 'ca
tarrhal poison affects all parts of the system. The head has a ti ght, full
feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, slight fever
comes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and
v v affected by thi3 disease. It is a waste of
X had Catarrh, far about fifteen . . L . .,,. n . i, ,
year, and &o man could have time to try to cure Catarra wua sprays,
teen worse. I triod ererythiasr TOSb.es, inhalations, eta. Cuch treatment
iSEd? teS'fM! s! 8 and does not reach the blood, and can, therefore,
could see little Improvement do nothing more thaa temporarily relievo
from the first bottlo, and after , ,. . . . Vr.
tviT.ir it hnr whiiawnier rari. the discomfort of the trouble, lo cura
xnia was six yosrs ftffo, ana i am Catarrh, permanently tlie blood, must DC
"tehtJHSSlif.u thoroughfypurified and the system cleansed
know there ia nothinor on earth rt alt nnicnnn nn,1 rf fir- nam ft timfl
Better lor tne Diooa iun a. o. a. . . . - , , . ... 4t,j ,1
Nobody thinia jaore of s. 8. s. strengthened and built up. 2.olhing equals
than I do.
Xiapeer, Mlolu
PURELY VEGETABLE
every symptom disappears, the constitution is built up and vigorous health
restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as
fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catarrh, begin the
use of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will
Bend you literature about Catarrh, and give j'ou special medical advid
Without charge. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drucr storc9.
THE SWIFT SPECIFiO CO.. A TUL'iYA. GA
An Opinion.
"Where," quoted the poetic parson,
"are the snows of yesteryear?"
"I don't know," answered Mr. SIrlit1
Barker, "but it's no credit to the street
cleaning department that they aren't
lying precisely where they fell. Wash
ington Star.
Consideration.
"Do you expect people to believe the
reason you give for advancing prices?"
"That Isn't the question," rejoined
Dustin Stax. 'They ought to appre
ciate my courtesy in condescending to
give any reason at all." Washington
Star.
Only One "BR0MO QUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
lorthesiunHtureofK. W. GROVE. Used th
World over to Cure a Cold in One Pay. U6c,
Demonstrating It.
"The financial stringency doesn't h ui
to have affected you much," remarked
Dinguss, touching him for ten.
"No," answereii Shndbolt, reluctantly
banding it over, "and it doeun't seem to
have taught me any gumption, either."
Heredity.'
The baby was learning to walk.
"B'ess its 'ittle heart!" exclaimed the
fond mother. "It waddles dess like its
big fat papa, doesn't it?"
Lumbago.
This Is really Rheumatism of the
muscles of the loins find is character
ized by severe, at times agonizing, pain
in the small of the back, allowing the
fufferer scarcely a moment's rest,
while the ailment is at its worst. It
can come from cold, exposure to draft,
from getting wet feet or wearing wet or
damp clothing. It causes acute suffer
ing, and ii allowed to become chronic,
it may permanently disable the suffer
er. The way to secure quickest relief
is to redden the skin over the painful
part by rubbing with a flesh brush or
piece of flannel tag, and then apply St,
Jacobs Oil by gentle friction with the
hand.
No siarn.
Sister I know Jack is in love with
me.
Brother What makes you think so?"
Sister His hand trembled when he
buttoned my glove for nie this morn
ing. Brother Guess again. I was out
with him last night." Cleveland
Leader.
n f fl
-MI -""J -fj
"OUCH, OH MY BACK"
NEURALGIA, STITCHES. LAMENESS, CRAMP
TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP
ALL BRUISES, SPRAINS, A WRENCH OR TWIST
THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDYTHEY CAN'TRESIST
Price 25c
3?i SHOES AT ALL
Smct8. FOR IVCRV
member or rur nun V
MEN, BOYS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN.
JK2 W. L. Oougtam mmkms mnd mellm more -r t.
Ihmn My of Jtw menu f mot urmr In the
JWST world, heomumm they hold thalr "ZT
mhmpm. tit better', wemr lonoar. mnd
10" of premier' velum than mnyot Aerr-s
AW mhoee In the uror ta.tl Ws2
W. L Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt Itn Shoes Cannot
.vi'-Jt'TlOSf. W. L. DonilMoatm and prttwta mped cm bottom. Tnkf W Anlntltnte.
RiltZ.'. ,, "Mf-wUrs. Shoes mailrJ from faotonr to hit ysrt ol ihe world, lUoe
Md Ulalog ln te aof addrMS. V. i,, 1U VU atroektaa, Mut. ,
at a
S. S. S. for this purpose. It attacks th
disease at its head, goes down to the very
bottom of the trouble ar.d makes a completa
and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every
particle of the catarrhal poison from tho
blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh
and healthy. Thea the inflamed mem
branes begin to heal, the head is loosened
and cleared, the fcarwkin? and spitting cease.
i Deari Invited to the Banquet.
On the accession of a new emperor
of China he goes In solemn state to
the Temple of Heaven in Peking and
formally announces to his imperial pre
decessors the new titles and dignities
which be has assumed. These ances
tors are then dutifullylnvited to tb
banquet of commemoration, where seats
are duly reserved for them.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guarani"pd to cure anr
CRae ofltehlns, Blind. Jloddln," or Protruding
riles in 6 to U !.. or money reii'.nded. 50a.
Physicians In various parts of England
are complaining thnt tu competition
departments of hospitals is ruinously
tan.
Mo hers will find Mrs. WlnrtoVs
Syrup tlw b st rumedv to use lor their
Auriug ibe ton thing jorlo'i.
ininniBocy in iieiorm. ;
Why wasn't Mrs. De Smythe-Pey.
wter at the meeting to take stt-ps te
siil,;'rv.ss the. gambling evil in big
cities;"
"She couldn't come. This Is the day
her bridge whist club meets, and she's
always such a winner;" BaltIniory
American. (
rT Bt. Vitus rnnoe nno all INcrrous DIS'
fil u Prmmienilj' cured by Dr. Kline's Mrtat
Korvo Besiorer. HaimI Air 1' HKK jatrlai bottle tu4
Ircatlao. Lir. It. O. Kline, Id., ttil Arcli St.. I'lilla.,!',
A Great Man's Little Pleasantry,
"Senator," said the correspondent, "you
are quoted as advocating the abolition of
capital punishment. How about that?"
"Well," auswei'ed Senator Lotsmnn,
with a grin, "don't you think capital has
been punished about enough?"
How's This?
We otter One ITundred Dollars Roward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by HaJa
Catarrh Cuie.
F. J. CHEN KY 4 CO., Toledo, O
We, the underslunod, have kn.iwn F. J.
Cheney lor the last X5 years, and bolieve htta
perfectly honorable In alt bulhness transactions
and financially able to carry out any obllgv
tlou niado bv 111 tlrm.
WALBING, KINNAN A MARVIN,
Wholealo Priifreists, Toledo.O
rTau'i Catarrah Cure Is tken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous iui
faies ol the system. Tctitimonlalr sent free.
Price 7ft cents nor bottle. Bold by all Druggists,
Take Hall's Family fills lor Constipation.
Open Minded.
"Uncle George, do you believe Mars Is
inhabited?"
"Sometimes I do, my boy, and some
times I don't. It depends altogether on
which one of the monthly magazines I
happen to be reading at the time."
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