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GOTHAM'S PALACE r' ' Jr'' CfARLEC Deposed bank president', palatial quarters of wrecked institution and partner and brother-in-law of dead financier. TO MY OLD UMBRELLA. I honor you, my dear old friend, For valued favors, without end. Through sunny days and stormy weather, We've wandered, arm In arm, together In times of drought and times of wet Since the glad hour when first-we met. Your faded garments old and worn Give evidence of hardships borne. Your strength has been severeiy taxed; You're all unstrung, unnerved, relaxed ; , You've now become so old and thin, You show the ribs beneath your skin, You're worse, of late, whene'er it rains - I'm sure you feel rheumatic pains. Your joints are still : your members shake And tremble; at each move you make. Your cowers are surelv on the wane! An ordinary hurricane Or slight touch of a cyclone Would scatter each remaining bone! xou re warpea ana tattered, i declare, And looking much the worse for wear; Your coat shows "omintlaaa hnlnt nnd . scars, ' . As if you'd passed through many wars, Farewell 1 Your life has been too hard ! You have my sympathies, old pard! Forget your ugly gaps and seams, And lay you down to pleasant dreams, Peace to your bones ! May no rude pest Encroach upon your place of rest No scorching sun disturb your shade, No drenching storm your peace invade. Detroit Journal. 7 MarriaoMrranged Oh!, my darling Mona, is It really vjcou? t How delicious! I had ho Idea you were In town yet And I've such heaps to tell you. Only I've really no time now, because I have an appoint ment with Madame Celisne, and you know she won't wait. But I must tell you a little about It Come in here and have an Ice, and 111 tell you how it all happened. I met him In Rome, you know. It was very hard work at first, because he would have been much more inter-H ested In me If I had been an old stone in the Forum. However, I had lots of patience, and a lovely chiffon hat I bought in Paris, and. so, finally, when we all moved on to Naples, he, Ter ence, you know, came too.' vve naa a loveiy time in wapies witn the volcanoes and things, and soon I saw he meant It all right, only be was frightfully shy, about coming to the point and he had" not many opportuni ties, Decuuse air. uarsiairs ana jacn Congletqn were with us, and you know what'they are! Well ! our last day arrived and noth ing had happened, and I got awfully anxious, because he isn't the sort of man to propose by letter; and, besides, I knew If he went back to Rome, unat tached, that Kitty Singleton would -Oh I she Is a cat Mona 1 ' So on the last afternoon, when we all drove up to San Martlno to see a museum or a monastery, I am not quite sure which It was meant to be, I made up my mind to be a mother to myself, and said I should walk back to the hotel, and wouldn't he, Terence, voa know, come with me. Of course, he Jumped at it Jack Congleton and Mr. Carstalrs said they wanted to walk, too, but I marched on ahead, rery firmly, with Terence, and asked him about stones and inscrip tions and things they couldVt talk about soon they grew tired of walking behind together (because they don't Ilka each other much), and so OP mAHCE USD riGTOES EJ ' CRASH THAT LED TO f 11 1 A f J . fH Pf :r dhf: r i v-i r- sij ; tin "I ri r1 - TP M ? &4 i they took one of those funny little car riage things and drove home after all. Then I stopped talking about stones, because I was afraid If Terence got too Interested he might not notice his opportunity, so I began to talk about going away, and that sort of thing, and at last he got husky and fidgety, like they do7 you know, and I saw it was coming; and then, when he had just begun: "Miss Cleveland, I ru We suddenly heard "Poverlvlch," or something like that Just behind us, and there was a wretched old beggar man! . Ttence broke off very crossly,, and told the man to go away ; but he wouldn't go,, but followed us, bother ing, till at last we gave him some money to go, and he went That put Terence off for a bit but in a minute or two he recovered, and began again: "Miss Cleveland, can And then we heard, another "Poverl" something or otner, and there was a man with a broken arm! Well ! we gave him something, . and then two more came, and a woman with a baby, and a lot of little boys, some singly and some la crowds, and. they wouldn't leave us till we gave them money, and the more we" gave money the more came, and we couldn't get clear of them. And Terence got s6 angry, because whenever he tried to speak to me they Interrupted him. Well ! I knew he would never get anything .done In that crowd, . so I "mothered" myself -again and said I was tired, and wanted to drive home after all. He looked awfully pleased at that, so we hailed one of those car riage things, and after we had fought e "I MET HIM" IN BMK." out way through all the drivers we hadn't hailed we climbed In and drove off in peace. Terence heaved a great sigh of re lief, and I sat quite silent so as not to put him off by any Ill-advised re mark, and in a few minutes he pulled himself together, and took hold of my hand (I had left It lying near him in case he wanted It), and he began: "Miss Cleveland, may " And then the driver turned round on his seat and pointed out Capri to us I Well ! of courste, Terence took ' his hand away very quickly, and pretend ed be had been pulling up the cover, and got very red; and I smiled sweet ly and thanked the driver. But that stupid Italian had no-tact; he just let his horse drive itself, and sat sideways, looking at us and telling us stupid stories about the places we passed. Of course, It wasn't for me to tell him to look the other way and not Interrupt us, and Terence just eat still, muttering sort of Greek words to himself. However, we were nearly home, and I felt something must be done, and I saw I should have to do it, so I said the others would laugh at us If they found out that we had driv , Vi L! Tf , I I I f i t 1 it en borne, after all, and that aa we SUICIDE OF CHABIES T. BAEKET. jj Charles Tracy Barney, deposed presi-. deut of the Knickerbocker Trust Com pany, millionaire promoter, social lead er, clubman and one ofNtue best known men In New York City, shot himself because of his inability to endure the blot upon bis business reputation which he feared would result' from the sus pension of the company. He had been at the head of the trust company for many years and had seen it grow from a comparatively obscure concern to one of the leading financial Institutions of the city. Then, almost without warn ing, came the crash. The resignation of Mr. Barney as president of the Knickerbocker was accepted by the di rectors and the nest day the great trust company, with obligations to Its. depositors amounting to nearly $7,000, 000, was forced to suspend payment were near the hotel we had better get out and walk the fest of the way. Terence brightened up wonderfully at that, and we stopped the carriage and Jumped out He paid the driver and we turned to walk on.. I think he saw he hadn't much time to spare, so he began at once: ' "Miss Cleveland, do " And then we beard loud shouts bet hind us, and the driver came hurrying after us to say we hadn't paid him enough: Terence said another sort of Greek word to himself, and told the-man to bo off; but of course he wouldn't "go, and marched along beside us, arguing. I couldnS understand why . Terencp would not give the man more money and send him off, but he has since told me that he hadn't a penny left In his pockets, he -had given all to the beggars. Well! of course It Is Impossible to propose to any one while a Neapolitan cab driver man ls walking along be side you, arguing about his fare; and the hotel was in sight! Then three beggars and the old man who sells oranges outside the door came clamoring round us, and I was hopeless, because, you kno-T,'.Abesldes the title and estate, Terence is. a dear. And then I saw Jack Congleton': come out of the hotel and turn along. toeet us, nd I was so desperate that i cried out aloud accidentally: ;. "Oh, dear! here is Jack, and now we shan't be aloue, again." ' When Terence heard that he Just stopped dead and looked at me. and then be looked at Jack eomlnir townivi I us, and round at all the clamoring beg- gars, ana then he stuck both hands savagely in his pockets and turned hla back on the cab driver and 1nsr hnrHf out desperately: "D It all ! Allss Cleveland, will you marry me?" I laughed so much that I couldn't answer till Jack reached us, and he must have thought sie quite mad, be-1 cause I laughed all the way up to the hotel door, and then I turned to Ter-1 ence and said: I "Oh! yes, yes, yes!" and ran into 1 the hotel, and up to. my room, and lay on my Dea ana laughed till I felt quite ill, because I was so happy. And ten minutes later they brought me up a lovely bouquet, and the dearest sort of apologizing note from Terence, and so it was all settled. But we won't go to Naples for our honeymoon! Philadelphia Telegraph, . Ho La ted Well. When Harrtwleir within its borders the Ancestral Loan I Society, and Miss Miriam Lester was I Invited to become a memw , knew that the three spirited portraits or miss Lester's great-grandfather, would be offered for exhibition. "You are Justly proud of your anees- tor. my dear Tounar lsdv." aaMf a t.u. on the occasion of the first exhibition i of the avlpfv ftoi- f.,,. i ta WaTrLT. " rMm n Miss Lester a company. "He was a brave man." "Wasn't her' cried that enthusiastic young person. "Why, he took part In twenty-three engagements, and there was hardly one where he didn't lose ' an arm or a ieg or something!- . . otmng makes a woman who does wmae wu quue so iunous as to nave I anyone even Intimate that she does not l hav tn work tmuh hat h.n v, nave to worn mucn Harder than the women who work down town. it ! oniv mtt Af fim .,t.i fK- man with the borrowing habit runa out of frlenda. BEES THEIVE IK WASHUfQTOH. ftar LHtle Inaecta Brln la. Goodly Rcreaa Each Year. Charles W. Sager, the bee king of antral Washington, has succeeded in making a record In his apiary that will attract the attention of oil those inter ested In honey-making, says the Seattle Times. At his ranch near Beluia, Sa jer has upward of 8,000,000 bees. Speaking of his experience In bee cul ture In this locality recently, he had the following to say : 'When I came to this country four years ago the few people here who had boes told me two suwrs to a colony ' would he fill nnv would ciHifr Thnt year I lost much because I was not prepared wun supers ana the bees naa no room to store what they could gath er. Iu 1905 I had ninety colonies in the spring. During the season they produced 8,9r0 pounds of honey 2.ST0 pounds extracted honey and 6,000 pounds comb honey, an average of nine ty and a half pounds to the colony. "The best colony produced 196 pounds. The lowest gathered fifty-six pounds. In 1900 they did somewhat better. I began the season with eighty six colonies, from which I took 8.SCS pounds, 6r 103 pounds to the colony The gathering this year will be onlj about half a crop. This condition, how ever, seems to be general. "In a good year the bees can gathei honey quickly and consequently It Is very clear. Comb honey usually whole sales for 12 cents a pound, and tht extracted product for 8 1-3 cents. ' At this price the colony making 100 pounds would produce $24.50 worth of honey. Ing the honey Is that it leaves the comb f K I i . -...ill .1 ready for the bees to refill, thus sav ing the time required to build new coiubs. Also the freight on extracted honey Is only about half what It is or comb honey. Bee authorities contend that bees will produce one and a half- pounds of extracted honey to one ol'ft. ?u"w k u ,, 4u. ,Of a giant, who lost It comb honey. Alfalfa makes the clear- esi ana very nest noney. uaen variety of bloom makes a different colored and flavored honey, "This country is much better than the average for honey because of the great quantity of alfalfa raised. How ever, the ranchers are cutting theii grass so soon after the bloom arrives that the bees do not have the opportun ity they could if It were left standing a few weeks longer. "During the working season the aver age life of a working bee Is forty-twc days. Sixty-three days from the egg to the grave. A good queen will lay from 2,000 to 5,000 eggs in a day. I like tc save nbout 90,000 bees to the colony. AUTO SLEIGH. . " Qara Over Ice and Snow. Automobile enthusiasts will be Inter ested' in an attachment designed by a Washington man whereby motor cars can be easily transformed Into sleighs Automobiles cannot be depended upon to traverse overoads covered with deep snow or an ley surface, and thli exhlla,'nting BI'ort must be forsaken in w,mer ul lue ume ol e!ir wnen n would D most appreciated. The no elty of sucn a auto-sleigh as that shown in the accompanying illustration will appeal to many. Runners are attached to the front and back wheels. An aux lliary wheel, which assists In propel g venicie, is piacetl in front ol tne mr wneel8- Wound around the ,atter and tne auxiliary wheel is a tootned ain, the purpose of which Is to grip the icy surface of the road and foroe the tehlcle onward. Any . auto n be "'PP00 wIth these attach u,euts w"'cu are not maue a perma- iifui juri oi me motor car. Not So Dad aa It Seemed. An American who recently made t walking tour of Ireland in company with his daughter came upon a white haired old woman, sitting In the green in front of a cabin, surrounded by some poor little sticks of furniture and a fowl or two. evlct,on- of urse!" ald the da"fbte.r-. lne ratner 8ala nothing, but being a" rlcb ,n Bath as he 18 ln dollars,! , J , a pressed It Into the old woman's UH11U. "Now," said he, "tell me, what Is tha ' , .. said th old woman, aure, sir, Vl ,n bep wurtesylng, "me ould tMtaa,alh, ' Humor In the Jnng-lo. The Monk Afternoon, Mrs. Lion. Are you taking little Leo to dancing school? The Lady Yes. Mr. Monk. The Monk Do you patronize Profes- sor Bear or the Misses Fawn? . 'V""'. air: uu"-. 1 reier Cslno' . " TT x t -11 jl nu- "e leucues an tne unu aances, , r , . jrvu iiiuw. vicveiauu 1 lain ueaie. ETr7 otner man meet claim that at. 0De toe he Sbt of being " J"1-" AUTO EOUlIM'Kll WITH HI7NNERH. 9T The Common Thins;. The things that happen every day Are common things, so the Town folks ay, But I am a child, and I enn see Most wonderful happenings, all for me : The flower can grow, and the bird can sing, But each of these is a wonderful thin; ! i Away to the south, where the air rests . sweet On meadow of clover and fields of wheat, Lives the Prince of the Wind, in a castle , hewn From a gray rock-hill that touches the moon. And once In a while, when the sky is bright And the clouds of summer are floating white, The gates of the castle are opened wide, And the Prince of the Wind comes out to ride. Tis something just a child can see, And not for grown-ups, but for me. In the meadow-lands, where the lilies grow, Where the reapers sing and the cattle go. The river dreams as it moves to sea, And the Heaven above smiles tenderly ; Over Its waters she gently bends, And her glad, bright smile to its depths she sends S m M.AA. il.A 1, nnj . 1 V .T;9 gomcthlng just a child can see, I . ' And not for grown-ups, but for me. The sun is a fire, so the grown folks say, And warms the earth in its own good way But th 8un ls the 8 rouaJ crowa 1 years ago. He was King of the Clouds, till one black Hav The Wind, in an anger, swept him away, And his golden crown, like a living thing, Keeps moving about to find Its king, 'Tls something just a child can see, And not for grown-ups, but for me. When the night has come, and the lights are out, And the shuddering shadows creep about, The Moon sh.nes down througu the cur tain lace, With her gentle eyes and her loving face, And says, with a smile that calms me quite, "rm "uardian angel over the night. So go to sleep, don't be afraid For a child's sweet comfort was I made." 'Tis something just a child can see, And not for grown-ups, but for me. Tm irln1 T'm fhllfl tri tf inani. inn taA To misg 0 much that ,d make , . glad. i Youth's Companion. Greedy Boy's End. This greedy boy would not be satls- fled w,tl1 a moderate share of the pud- dinK' but ate " a11- See t0 what hl .gluttony broueht Mml-Chica Dallv gluttony brought him! Chicago Dally News. Hare Von a Tool BoT Nearly every boy likes to work with tools, and Is glad for a good sugges tion. Here are a few easy things to make an(1 the7 are as useful as well ornamental - . ""V " .7 . .1 tuiaa fi1 11 al rPkQ f tfn van laniA I ln A " " .-v.vtw yiui. 4 - .w. tin. ir .ut n - v .... . ucv a boara as long aa the cupboard, but tmlr four Inches in width. Rest It on four flat screweyes, two at each side ax tne cupDoara. xn narrow shelf bottles, spies boxes, etc. A pretty dressing table may be mad for mother or sister by using a low, plain wooden table and screwing on the top a wooden lapboard. Cover the top with dimity, chintz or muslin, with a rulUe around the edjre. The legs of tlw table are prettier stained or painted. A looking glass should hang over the table- It can be made without the lap board, but using the board for a top allows one to sit close to the table. A good corner washstand for a small room may be made of three triangular boards fitted Into a corner. The top board should be covered with white oil cloth and hold the. toilet set. The lower boards or shelves are for towels, fast ened to the wall, and should be finish ed In front with a cheesecloth ru31e, which will conceal tire shelf beneath. A good mendhig box may be made from any wooden box obtained from the grocer. Cover it with denim and pad the lid, KITCHEN MENDICANCY. Some CuKtoms that Had Tbelr Ortffia in Slavery. There are many Institutions which nre exclusively and peculiarly southern, and which obtain In no other country, says the Augusta Herald. They hav their origin in slavery and the customs which have grown out of that comli tion and some of thein are the reverse of wise. Of these the institution of th service pan is one that Is so 'Injurious. that it should be suppressed by law aa something which has pssssed the staga of being an intolerable general nuisance and ls a fearfully demoralizing evil. ; The service pan figures In every .household where a colored cook Is em ployed. It belongs to the cook, and la supposed to be a receptacle for tin scraps that are left from the table. These are claimed as the perqulsltles of the cook, and are by her collected and taken home at night. In theory the service pan Is to receive only tha scraps, which otherwise would be wast ed, but In practice It Is made the stor age place of all the eatables that can be transferred to It, and not only the scraps but very often the choice ends. JSothlng is served on the table but a generous sample of it goes Into the ser vice pan and the finer the cake or tha more expensive the dish the larger tha slice of it which ls abstracted to go Into the service pan. . In the evening the cook goes hom' and the service pan goes with her. At home she has her man, who ordinarily puts in a good day's work loafing around some dive, and shows up at night with a healthy appetite, sharpen el by twelve hours' fasting, and put the contents of the service pan to the use for which it was invented. Some times It Is the cook's whole family which Is fed out of the service pan, but In the majority of cases it Is some worthless loafer, who snends his time hanging around dives and makes hla living out of the service pan. Liquor in Norway. ' The Sanilag system in Norway gives power to municipalities to grunt all the Kretall licenses which it deems necessary to a company which would bind Itself to carry on the truffle In the Interests of the community, with a. fixed annual return of not more than 6 per cent on Its paid up capital. In establishing the system the question of compensa tion does not appear to have presented much difficulty. When the Snrnlng was Introduced two kinds of licenses weii in existence flri-t, thoBe granted an nually or for a term not exceeding five years, and, second, privileged licenses. grunted for the Ufa of the licensee. In the case of the first no compensation whatever wits paid to those dispossess. ed of their licenses. In retard to tin latter coniiiciiNntton whs granted In tha form of an annuity equal to the aver age yearly profits for three years pre ceding the suppression of the license. With these provisions the alum and principles of the Sanilag nre summa rized as follows,: The diminution of private profit and securing the monop oly value for the public, insuring high est quality of liquors Bold, the reduc tion of the number of licenses, the easy enforcement of the law, the destruction of the power of the spirit trade and the furtherance of nil progressive nicfimires of reform. New York Her ald. Another Iteaaon. An English clergyman. vlsitlne ln this country told of a Jilting that had linp pened in his parish. He said that ho had an appointment to inarry a couple at 4 on a certalu afternoon. He ap peared duly, and the bride appeared, but not the bridegroom. The clergy man and the lady, silent and embar rassed, waited In the quiet church from 4 till 0. Then they sadly departed. A week later the same couple wrote to the clergyman again, annolntlntr an other afternoon at 4 for the ceremony. And again the clergyman and the bride were on hand duly, and attain the groom failed to turn up. As the two waited time passed slowly In the still and empty church. It grew darker. Five o'clock sounded, then fl. And then the bride broke the silence with a fierce ejaculation. "Drat hlra I" she cried. " 'Taln't his trousers this time, 'cause I bought hlia a palr."v A Terrible Pace. "Literature sets a terrible rar for man," remarked the sympathetic ad mirer. "Yes," answered the hlgh-browed and determined youth; "It's fierce to keen trying to write things faster than the editor can throw them Into the wont basket" Washington Star.