The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, January 17, 1908, Image 4

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Newspaper Page Text1 : 7" I v. IN MY fAMILY 'l Have Used Pe-ru-na at Various limes for Several Years." l W' a. IDWARD M. IURTT. 8 I Recommend Pe-ru-na Mr. Edward M. Buitt, 6 N. Jefferson Ave , fit. Louis, Mo . writes: "It. affordo me nn 01 pi as ire to an nounce that I have uned your medicine lit various times for several years, and that it haa (riven entire satisfaction, not only in my own family, but "also that others of my friends. And would cheerfully rfcorainend the use of Pernna, as I certainly do endorse your medicine." Catarrh of Head, Nose, Throat. Mr. Ctuirles Levy, 80 Allen St., New Yoik, N. Y., writes: "I am vrry pilad to tell you of the cures wrought by Peruna in my family. "My son, aged seven, who had ca tarrh of the nose, was cured by two bot tles of Peruna, and I had catarth of the head, noe, throat and ears. One bottle Vf Pemna cured me." Peruna tablets: Some people prefer tablets, rather than medicine in a fluid form. Such people can obtain Peruna Tablets, which represent tlie solid me dicinal ingredients of Peruna Ask Your Druggist for Free Pe-ru-na. Almanac for 1908. Kot So Heaonrceful as Moat Glrla, Evelyn Some of our proverbs are so ridiculous. For Instance, "where Ignor ance is bllsss " f Ethel What's the matter now? Evelyn Why, you know, Fred gnvt me my engagement ring last week anJ I simply can't find out bow much it cost him. Judjje. , It was growing very late, but tlifl roung man in the parlor scene sbowei 00 signs of making a home run. "You evidently have a very vivid im agination, Mr. Iiorein," said the dear girl as she made an unsuccessful at tempt to strangle a yawn. "Why do you think so?" queried the .unsuspecting Borem. "I thought perhaps you imagined rourself In the arctic regions, where the nights are six months long," sin explained. And thirty seconds later he had faded into the glumpsouie gloom. Chi cago News. ... num uusurinuuit inicrrapilOIi 1 "George was Just going to propose a rr- a- I I r- to me last night." "And what happened?" "A tire blew up, and then he couldn't think of anythlug else." -Cleveland I'laln Dealer. Truth and Quality appeal to the )fvelHnformed in every walk of life and are essential to per manent success and creditable stand ing. Accordingly, It is not claimed that Syrup of Flga and Elixir of Senna" is the only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why It is the best of personal and family laxatives is the fact that it cleanses, sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it acts without any debilitating after effects and without having to increase the quantity from time to time. It acts pleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxative, and its component parts are known to and approved by physicians, as it is tree from all objectionable substances. To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig, Syrup Co., only, and for ale by all leading druggists. frf ; I : If -''"Y I - ' 7; W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES TpSHOES FOR EVE"Y MEMBER O W TUB null V IT ALL Hlf!C S.ii,UUU J Dough m not r?n mfl 1 mora Mn'mS3 $3. SO mhomm tB WiMrU ( thmn mnjf othmr manufmotirmr. THE KKASON W. t. Douglas shoes are worn by mote people la all walks of life than any other make la because of their excellent style, eosv-titting, and superior wearing qualities. 1 he selection oftheleather. and other materials for each part of the shoe and every detail of the making is looked after by the most complete organiiation of superintendents, foremen and skilledjSoemakars, who receive the highest wages psidinthe shuei mlustrv, nd whoe workmanship cannot be excelled. If I could take youi nto mylargefactoriesat Brockton .Mass., sutdsho v vou how oantfully W. L. 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New Girl I think I met him at a dance once, ma'am, but I haven't any ac quaintance with him. Chicago Tribune, E'ea So. Jinx Why do you eat at that loncs counter around the corner? They givt you butterine, and the bread tastes of kerosene. : Spinx I know It. but the girl that serves them is a .peacherine. P"TQ Bt. Vitus' Ianre and alt bervon Diseases 1 1 1 permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureal Jtrv Hosinrer. Head fur FREE II trial botU and treatise. Dr. a. ixL, M JkzcH au, fall., fa, - Not Decided sta Yet. Iteporter To what do you attribute: your great age? Oldest Inhabitant I hain't sure yet, sir. There be several o' them patent med'clne companies as Is bargalnin' with me. London Sketch. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslows Soothing Pyrup the b st remedy to nse lor their chUili Qariug tug toe tklug period. Uncle Jasper' Version, "Yes," remarked old Uncle Jasper, after much meditation, "de good parson sed et was de apple tree dat caused all ie trouble in de world, but I think et must have been de banana tree." "And why do yo' think it was de ba nana tree, Brudrer Jaspah?" asked Deacon Dewberry, curiously. "Because troubles am Ink bananas dey always come In bunches." necng. "Wasn't It embarrassing to stand nn nncl recite that piece before the company, after overhearing that odious Miss Tartan say it always made her sick to hear you read' ask od tbe intimate friend. "No, it was fun," answered the ama teur elocutionist. "It was the keenest pleasure in the world to know I was mak ing her sick." His Strang Point. "I don't look much like an athlete now'dnys, ma'am," said Wareham Long, with his mouth iull, "but when I wut young I held a champeenshlp fur two years, hand runninV "Championship for what?" asked the woman of tbe house. 'Tie eatin'. ma'am." Her Lorlna; Friends. Nellie, the Beautiful Cloak Model CVhat a lovely complexion poor dear Lot :ie has sometimes 1 Bertha, the Poor Sewing Machine Girl Yes, and how charmingly she can ilush when she has the colored lights irranged to suit her ! THOUSANDS TRY IT HOME-MADE MIXTURE SAID TO BE CUR. ING ALL RHEUMATISM. The Philadelphia and New York News papers Print Simple Preemption Which Thousands of Readers Take Advantage Of. RnmA vafnailra KIa .fnviaa to A T.AlnM told in the large Eastern dailies of this , simple home-made mixture curing Rheumatism and Kidney trouble even after the noted health resorts f tiled. Here is the recipe and directions for taking: Mix by shaking well in a bot tle one-hulf ounce Fluid Extract Dan delion, one ounce Compound Kargon, three ounces Compound Syrup Sarsapa r ilia. Take as a dose one teaspoonful after meals and at bedtime. No change need be made In your usual diet, but drink plenty of good water. This mixture, writes one authority in a leading Philadelphia newspaper, has a peculiar tonio effect upon the kidneys; cleansing the clogged-up pores of the eliminative tissues, forcing the kidneys to sift and strain from the blood the urio acid and other poisonous waste matter, overcoming Rheumatism, Bladder and Uiinary troubles in a short while. A New Yoik druggist who has had hundreds of calls for these ingredients since the first announcement In the newspapers last October stated that the people who once try it "swear by it," especially those who have Urinary and Kidney trouble and suffer with Rheu matism. " Any druggist can supply the ingredi ents, which aie easily mixed at home. There is said to be no better blood cleansing agent or system tonio known, and certainly none more harmless or simple to use. BIST IN THK WORLO are made, yoa fit better. hernial.. iawg irae. w.u. ueegtaa, tirestttea, ataask A Vt T or JLuna Troubles Aycr's Cherry Pectoral cer tainly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis, consumption. And it certainly strengthens weak throats and weak lungs. There can be no mistake about this. You know it Is true. And your own doctor will say so. My little boy had a terrible cough. I tried verythlnK I could bear of but In vain until I tried Ayer"i Cberry Pectoral. Tbe flret night be wu better, and be tteadlly Improved until be perfectly w til." - k Kil. S. J. STiaLa. Alton, III. iaade by J. O. Ayer Co., Low.U, Alee auniinotarara of 7 SARSAPAiaiA. vers PILLS. haik vioor. Keep the bowels regular with Ayer's rui ana inus nastan recovery Wut of Time. In the days when piano lessons wert thought a necessary part of a young woman's education, without regard to aptitude, the head of a fashionable school In St Petersburg asked Rubin srcli' how many hours a day her pupils should practice the piano. "None," was the laconic respoise of the great pianist Shake Into Your Shoes. Allen's Foot-Ease. It eures painful, swollen, iraarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes easv. toia oy an Druggists and Shoe Stores. Uon't any ouunuiiiie. -cample .kjcji. Address Urgrent. "Ma," began Tommy, trying for the sixtn time to say something. "Tommy!" said his mother, sternly, "didn't I tell you not to interrupt Mrs! uaaaie ana me 7 Wait until through." we are out, ma, 1 want to say tnls to-day." Catholic- Standard .aru? wim- State of Ohio, City of Toledo I 1 uutai uuuiy. J J Frank J. f 'honey makes oath that he Is senior partner ol the firm oi F. J. Cheney Co., doing bnsinessintheCity of Toledo, County and State muiaiu. aim mni earn nrm win pay tns sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by H.A llfiA f Hull's rnta.rh P.. ... ' FRANK- T rWlPNFV Sworn to before me anrt su bscribed In my pres ence, this 6th day of December A D. 1886. (Seal.) y-.6"!?,1. ... . - NotaryPublie. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and uim uj upon me uioou ana mucous sur faces of thesystem. Fend fortestimonials free, c,. , F.J.CHENEY4CO.,Toledo,0. Sold by all d-ugglsts, 75c. Take Hall's .family Fills for constipation. Hla Little .Joke. "The run on the bank ia over, Isn't it?" "O, yes; it petered out aa soon as the crowd saw there was more money com ing in than was going out." "You knew it to be a perfectly solvent bank, didn't you?" "Of course." "Then why did you Join to tlie ttii on it?" "O, just for fun." Tti3 Inkter-Bob Return Top Boys and Girls Be First In Your Town The greatest thlqg out for 8oclals. 1 parties and BntertalnnwnU, ate. Boys can do wonder. Girls, It's clean; does not touch the (round unless required PostDaid. t2c each, or - ' X Utaasis or invert piIUss TO I V printed on. PUZZLE wws via. LXIAL HOLIDAY OffER! Mall ui any Rood picture with p nttt order for $1.96 and we will Rend you a benutilul photo en InrfteiDont of cftme, f ram ttd in hand tome frame like cut: outside treasure of frame 15x18 inohm. We do all kin.'i of enlaruinie and kodak fininhintf. Kend vi four fl niB to be de veloped and finished. We pay return, poat- ae. GEO. H. STRCffG 143 W.Pirk StJ rottUndr (lecoa MADE FOR SERVICE IN THE ROUGHEST WEATHER i ANn r.UAD&WTFFn aroi um v! WATERPROOF pommel; SLICKERS $350 This trademark and the word Tower on the buttons distln- miUh hl kink nmriA tllrkoi- fmn it he Just as oood Tcwt. to .ostowu oranaa C. Gee Wo f The well knows reliable CHINESE Boot and Herb DOCTOR Ha. msde a Ufa tudy of rtKir. .mi hrta, and in thai rl i.,. .. I A I. - - SJuAiZi lul roirtHliM. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used tie Cures rV'thout Operation, or Without the Aid of a Knife Ha guanuitMW to Cure Uatarrh, Asthma, Luna, rhroat. Rhnm.tlnm. KprouonMw. Nervous Debility. Rtonach. Livr, Kidner TronhlMmlaMMashooa. restate WMknM and ill Prl.sts biwawa. A SURE CANCER CURE lust Received from Peking. China Safe. Sure and Reliable. II TOTT ARE AFLICTEIX WITT DELAY. DKLAY8 ARE DANG EBOCS. CONSULTATION PREB It roa oan&ot call, write fornystptoa blaaaandoiroe tar. lnclcwe 4 rnt. ia st.mra. TTTB a GES WO OftlNKSI MKDlolBrB CO. IB 14 flit St., Oor. Uorriws, Portiaad, Oteinsb - rUaw UMtlae This Paew. Fi A 'v) n Mi F : Se t - ICS i-S Years Doing work for the best peo ple is positive proof of our reliability and of the confi dence our patients have in us. EXAMINATIONS FREE and invited. Write and let us know what time you have to spare in Portland and we will arrange to give you that time. LADY ATTENDANT. ' 4 jM ' f ' If i ' I ' If mi. " ' " l ' ft I 'i t ifl '-iM j , 'it:1 Wash 'And It Did't Hurt a Bit" Painless Extraction 50 Cents Plates $5,00 and Up BEST PLATE WORK If your teeth have be come so useless that it is impossible to firmly set a bridge, we re move the old stumps without the SLIGHT EST PAIN, and make you a plate with TEETH THAT YOU CAN CHEW WITH AND THE PLATE STICKS UP TO ITS PROPER PLACE WHEN YOU TALK. Twenty years continu ous practice in this work is a guarantee of satisfaction in every case. Once Our Customer Always Our Customer When a fish lose any of its antlea, by a wound or other means, thej are never renewed. rHiAIL tOMt IM Waits. Twe Step. Tiree Stea. etc Daaee completely taarht aei (Mraatese fa fear lesseee Prof Wal Wtttmn, M trtitat alfcJ Ift ft Iff ft WW in Animals to the number of nearly 70,-1 000,000 are killed yearly for the sake of , their fur. i Mule Team Sample, Booklet and Parlor Game WbU U e. Facia Coast Borax Co., Oakland, Cel. t 1 t 1 J j I It's a shame I I ! I to po" ,your I l I I rial: personal ap -B I t III pearance and V I F1 r11"1. your di- V I gestion because I i I i teeth to prop- I I 1 M er masticate I I . 1 j your food when i I f t I a bridge can J 1 I t be uppled ! . I ) that will cause . . I ' ll no discomfort t . j Whatever, im- 7 - "1 i ' , prove your ap- F ! J; ' pearance and F cause proper I I' ; mastication. I f I ; Teeth filled 1 Vi and crowned ii !'' j so as to make fl I . yJ them last a life- ti Twenty years ji ' j of continuous j practice in this ; work also is a 4 i I . guarantee of, ! I : , satisfaction i n . i :. every case. . 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