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Newspaper Page Texti . o. Is certain if you take Hood's Sarsaparilla. This great medicine cures those eruptions, pimples and boils that appear at all seasons; cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema; adapts itself equally veil to, and also cures, dys pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles, debility and that tired feeling. ' Sarsatabs-Por those who prefer medicine in tab- ' LT. Ti . KriiiBw now put up in choco lated tablets ealleU fearsatabs. as well as in the Usual liquid form, barsatabs have identically the same curanvo vrupemes as we liquid form, besides accur mm -For the 8 Children V! H iV -- vi uubb. convenience, economy. no Inaa h mn. aown: uiooa poor ana mm : in oratnAi. breakaee. or leakage. Druggists or Dronintlv "le sleep. Hood s frarsaparu hv mull f! I HH rv I ..n I" . M 0r Prom appetit, natural sleep, perfect - - t.Cji, mo3B. strength to do all my worn. ' Mrs. C. K. Tyler, Burlington, Vt.. says ! " The esros of a lsrsre farm, so miicU to do and bo little health to do it with, raused almost s complete break trengm, la leave health, Guaranteed under the Food and Drugs Act, June 30, 1906. No. 324. Self-Defenae. "I'm surprised at you," said Jlgley, "trying to borrow a dollar from that fellow Harduppe. You're surely not in uch awful need of money." "No," replied Shrude, "but I felt sure Harduppe was. Anticipated him, that's all." Catholic Standard and Times. Juvenile Idea. Little Johnny (In cemetery) Say, paw, why didn't the man who Is bur led here go to heaven? Paw Perhaps he did, my sou. -Little Johnny But it says on his tombstone, Teace to his ashes,' and it must be a hot place where there's ashes. . 8TIFFNESS, STITCHES, LAMENESS. CRAMP. TWISTS AND TWITCHES, ALL DECAMP WHEN TUU APPUT THE OLD-MONK-CURB PRICB S3 AND SO CENTS An Inanlt. "Eoo-oo-hoo !" sobbed the young wid ow. "Don't cry, dear," said her mother. "It will not help matters any." "B-but the m-ininlster In-lnsulted me," sobbed the bereaved one. "He did!" exclaimed the astonished mother. "What did he'say?" "He s-sald that poor J-John was p-probably b-better off," answered the y. w. ) Immune. Elsie Oh! you ".better leave those preserves alone. Ma said If she caught you at 'em again she'd dust your Jacket Tommy I know, but I ain't wearln' any Jacket I took It off on purpose. Catholic Standard and Times. Envious, "What's all this Japanese question?" asked the boy with the books and slate under his arm. "Why," replied his chum,' "it all came from stoppin' a Japanese kid from go ing to school." "Did, eh? Well, that's Just like this country. Always showing favors to foreigners. Nobody ever stops usklds from going to school." A Trne Prophet. "You are going to marry him after he has been engaged to and has jilted every girl In our set?" "Yes, dear." "Well, I always said he would get his punishment some day." Houston Post BLOOD DISEASED AND SYSTEM DISORDERED Catarrh 13 not merely an inflammation of the tissues of the head and throat, as the symptoms of ringing noises in the ears, mucous dropping back Into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi cate; it is a blood disease in "which the entire circulation and the greater part of the system are involved. Catarrh is due to the presence.cf an excess of uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be come torpid and dull in their action and instead of carrying off the refuse and waste of the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid in the system. This is taken up' by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all parts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame the different membranes and. tissues of the body, and the contracting f a cold will start the secretions afid other disgusting and disagreeable symptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all parts of the body the ca tarrhal poison affects all parts, of the system. The head has a tight, full feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, slight fever comes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and 4. 1 -i -l. affected by this disease. It is a waste of lI had Catarrh far about fifteen . . , , 4..1, jft, B.rae Tears, and no man could have time to try to cure Catarra with sprays, ben ,VtrBe- I tri2d everything washes, inhalations, etc. Such treatment iniEd? iStin s! does not reach the blood, and can, therefore, could see a little Improvement do nothing more than temporarily relieve Sxqm tho first bottle, and after j; f t. v.,n V taking: it a siort vrn.na was enreu. viia.uiu.i.ui u w uuu., aw wui., This was eix yoars ajro, and I am Catarrh permanently the blood must be as well today ti s any man. I think . ,f .c , J ... . , . I Oatarrn is a blood disease, and uiuiuuuiy puimcu anu iac sytiicm vicouacu 01 all poisons, and at tae same time strengthened and built up. Nothing equate S. S. S. for this purpose. It attacks the disease at its head, goes down to the very bottom of the trouble and makes a complete particle of the catarrhal poison from the blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh ( and healthy. Then the inflamed mem-1 branes begin to heal, the head is loosened and cleared, the hawkins and spitting cease, 1 ivery symptom disappears, the constitution is built up and vigorous health restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as a fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catfjrh begin the use of S. S. S.,and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will I bam1 M-ry-vil 1lf Ofot lira a V-i Pntnrfli AM n-iFA tmi4 1 o 1 f1 oA iool StvcA ' Without charge. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm:. know there Is nothing on earth of all Nobody thinks more of S. S. S. than I do. M.MATSOif, Lapeer, Mich. Binks Why are you playing your organ In a lonely spot like this? The Grinder I'm studying a new piece. Pkk-Me-X'p. "Don't you think he Is the most sen sible man you ever knew?" "Er weft, you see I never knew him before he was engaged." Houston Chronicle. Customer Can you recommend this as a good blood purifier? Druggist Madam, one dose of that would cure the eruptions of Mt Vesuvius. Phila delphia Press. Passenger , (faintly) S-s-top the ship! I've dropped my teeth. Punch. "There are lots of men able to gov ern women." "Yes, and they're all bachelors." Houston Post The Artist Oh, ze madam has ze grand face. I shall make ze speaking likeness. Henpeck Er well, old man, you needn't go so far as that, you know. Metropolitan Magazine. Johnnie Papa, papa, come .quick! Mamma has fainted. Papa Here, put this ten-dollar bill in her hand. John nie (a moment later) She says she wants ten more. Fliegende Blaetter. "Money doesn't always bring happi ness and peace of mind." "You are right there," answered the man with an anxious look. "Sometimes It tempts you to buy automobiles." Washington Star. J Weary Wiggles Dop't call at that second house down the road. Meander ing Mlke-rWhat's the matter? Cross dog? Weary Wiggles Worse than that. A new bride that does her, own cooking. Topeka Journal. ' Dora Is it true that Jack Is going to marry you? Flora Yes, dear. Dora Well, you'd better make him slga the pledge. Flora Why, Cack doesn't drink. Dora No. but he probably will. Cleveland Leader. . "Where did you get that black eye?' asked Tete de Veau. "Oh, only a lov ers' quarrel," L'Oignon answered airily. "What? , Did your girl give you that?" "No, it was her other lover." New Or leans Times-Democrat "And what were the provisions of your uncle's will?" "That I should have all he left after the payment of his Just debts." "Ah, very good of the old man, wasn't it? What did he leave?" "Just debts." Judy. "Invest" said Gobsa Golde, "but nev er speculate." "But what, precisely., Is the difference, father," young Golde asked, "between an investment and a speculation?" "It's a speculation," the other answered, "If you lose." Denver Post "Crlttick was pleased to say that my play had few equals as a bit of real ism," remarked young De Rlter. ' He said even more than that," said Pep prey. "Indeed?" VYes," he added, "and positively no Inferiors." Phila delphia Ledger. Sprocket You've talked a good deal about your new automobile. What Is there so specially attractive about It? Sparker When I come along with it this afternoon in front of your place of business Just you take a good look at that girl on the front seat Chicago Tribune. Guest These eggs are rather flav- ory. rretty waitress xearcawfy? Guest These eggs they're not quite Pretty Waitress (to- another pretty waitress who is passing) Dick was In last night. . He asked after you. (To guest) Did you say tearcawfy? Guest (gloomily) Coffee. Chicago Chroni cle. HOME OF A NOVELIST. . PURELY VEGETABLE To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children ? Are they thin, pale, delicate ? Do not forget Ayer's Sarsaparilla. You know it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. The children rsnnot possibly hsTS good bftftlth unless ths bowels srs In proper condi tion. A slugfrlth liver gives costed tongue, bad breath, constipated bowels. Correct all these by Riving small laxative doses 0( Ajar's Pills. All vegetable, sugar-coated. bT J. O. Ayer Co., Lowell. Mass. Also manufeotursra of - y hair vinnD. 1i01Q AGUE CURE. Imperceptible Speed. "Do your street cars run on Snn day? Inquired the "girl from "Boston "Not s you'd notice It," replied the 1 Philadelphia , girl. Cleveland Plain Dealer... ,..( ... -. . x y,.,? J Mothers win find Mrs. WlrjinoVs Soothing : Byrupthe best remedy to ue fox their chUdroa 1 luring tho teethiiig period. C ' j Those Imported Impecnnea. j Eva So you couldu't make up your 1 mind about arcepting the foreign noble-! man? Why didn't you toss a coin? : i Katharine I was afraid the foreign ' ! nobleman would keep the coin. ' CASTOR I A Por Infanta and Children. ' " ' Hie Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Hqtelkeepers in London complain that their guests stay a shorter time than they once did, and spend less for food and drink. $100 Reward, $100. Tha readers of this caoer will be Tilessed to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure known to the medical iratermty. oatarrn rwiug a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the Mood and mucous luriaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the pa tient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much failh in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars tor any case that it fails to cure. Send for liot of testimonials. . Address. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, U Sold by druggists, 75c. Unll' Vamilv Pllla IM t.liA host.. Thirty years is the averaie aee of an ostrich and the- annual yield of a bird in captivity is from two to four pounds of plumes. TIRED BACKS. of 6ffi&c&i The black diamond fields in Brazil be long to the government, which farms them : out, and makes a further profit by a 13 i per cent export duty. ' j St. "Vitas' Panre and all Nervous .Diabases permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Urt-at erve Keatorer. Bend for rKbii 12 trial Dotue ana treatise. Dr. It. H. Kline, Ld., 8!U Arch bu, PkUa.,tv . FITS rterve In every 1,000 marriages in Great Brit- j ain twenty-one are between first cousins. Among the nobility the rate is much high- j er, amounting to forty-five in 1,000. ianl(inlfilil AVE PAY INTEREST On savings deposits of & dollar ' or more, compounded Vwice every year. It is just as easy , ? to open a Savings Account with . : us by Mail as if you lived next : door.. Send for our free book- ! let, "Banking by Mail," and , learn lull particulars. AdJress - Oregon Trust & Savings Bank ' Portland; Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. , TIAINLESS TENTISTRY SstViBeiors Ym Go Elstwhtrt EXAMINATIONS FREE Gold Crowns, f3; Brldce Work, per tooth, ail: Plates. f5; Silver Fillings, Wei Oold Fillings, ft. YALE DENTISTS 16TX First Straet 1'OK IXAMJ, OREGON The kidneys have a great work to do in keeping the blood pure. When they get out of order it causes backache, head aches, dizziness, lan guor and distressing nnrinary troubles. Keep the kidneys well and all these suffer ings will be saved you. Mrs. S. A. Moore, proprietor of a restau rant at Waterville, Mo., says: "Before UEing Doan'a Kidney Pills I Buffered everything frofn kidney trouble for a year ard a half. I had pain in the back and head, and almost continuous in the loins and felt weary all the time. A few doses of Doan'a Kidney Pills brought great relief, and I kept on taking them until in a short time I was cured. I think Doan's Kidney Pihs are wonderful." , For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. ENGRAVING Write Us PLATES fOR PRINTING ..., , , HICKS-CHATTEN Portland , . , -;hi ;,i: Oregon II T AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made In all Styles and all sizes, (let water an.1 oil anywhere. Heat Drilling Tools made. Oet cata logs and prices. EEALL & CO. 321 Hawthorne Ave. PgT , Portland, Or. MAKE EVERY DAY ! COUNT- no matter how badthe weevlher You cannot afford to be without a TOWER'S WATERPROOF OILED SUIT OR SLICKER. When you buy look for the SIGN OF THE FISH a j lowc co Boston u t 'in CAMAWAH CO LTD TO0TO f IN For Baby'y Bath: lor Baby's Clothes) for an Eye Wash, Mouth Wash, SterlUzlnc the Bottle, Washing Napkins. ABSOLUTELY PURE f All doalurs. Hamlo Horax, Hook lot and 8out enlr Picture In 10 colors, 5 rents and your deal er's name. Address PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal. P. N. U. No. 15-07 WHEN writ in e; to advertiser plaasa I mention this paper. I Poor Show for the Hat. First Diner (to his friend) What'i the matter? You look worried , Second Diner Well, that fat man at the next table has sat down on my hat, and now both his fat boys are sitting on his knee. Fllegciido liluetter. W. L. DOUGLAS eftk a At-A" A Hall- & f T? f CMJafMSTO EE8T -m hi b ajli-VbLsW rfissZSioisVwsV icmusULj thr wqrlh i r-j- W. L DOUGLAS $4.00 SILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANT PRICE. ff i SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICESi vv Men' Shoes, 5 to 1. 00. Hoys' Shoes, 3 to 181.85. Women's irftX Shoes, S4 to 81.60. Misses' Children's shoes, 2.25 to 81.00. t t. . i w T. TiniilM shnns are lecosrnized bv expert iudees ot foot wear ? ;&,s-7 . part of the shoe and every detail ol tae ma&ing is iooaeu alter and watched over by skilled shoemakers, without regard to time or cost. If I could take you into my larso factories at j RrrvVtnn. Mass.. and show von how carefully W. L. Douclas brawA,! hoes are made, ynu wouU then understand why they hold their shape, fit hetta fear loneer, and are ot greater value man any oilier manes. W lT)oiiirU name and price is stamped on the bottom, which prorerts :he wearer airafnst fclrt orlces anil interior !ioe. Tike Knhetitutr. Snld hy the het Mioe rtealcrs everywliere. fall iMor JiyeitU tued itclmitciii. Catalog auaitd Ira. W. I. JU LI ti lavts, ISrucktwa.aiava The rambling structure shown In the cut Is the residence built by Robert Louis Stevenson at Samoa and named by him Vallinia. It seems that the German governor of Samoa hag T)een trying to buy Vailiina for an official residence, and the matter has aroused a good deal of discussion. " Stevenson was bitterly opposed to German su premacy In Samoa. AX, Ti Z2i ftre Finest Gardens Are always reported when Portland Seed Co.'s "Diamond Brand" Seeds are planted. Why ? Because we sell you the kinds that grow best on this Coast. Our handsomely illustrated and descriptive Annual tells all about our Seeds, Plants. Roses. Spray l-umps. Fertilizers. Incubators. Brooders, Poultry and Bee Supplies. Ask u Book No. 260 We ibo htt s mclat catalof el Tnes. Santbs. EuC Book Ne. 261 trm M nue,L PORTLAND SEED CO. Portland. Oregon - : SpoKane, Waih. Would Not Break Krlemdahlp. An editor, talking the other day In New York about Oliver Hereford, said : "He sat in my office one afternoon when a young novelist entered. " 'Mr. Hereford,' said the novelist, eagerly, 'I value your opinion very much. Now, I want you to tell me candidly what you think of my new book?' , 'No, no,' said Hereford, hurriedly, 'let us remain friends.'" Way Oat ot tbe DlffleoKy. Young Husband Don't you think, darling, that my smoke is likely to spoil the curtains? Young Wife You are the best and most considerate husband that ever lived, dear. Of course it would. Young Husband Well, then, you had better take them down Illustrated Bits. , ' . Don't Imagine because the shoe maker Is a whole-soled fellow that he ii always well-heeled. - SatSua The General Condemnation of So-Called Patent or Secret Medicines of an injurious ' character, which indulge in extravagant and unfounded pretensions to cure all manner of ills, and the National Legislation Enacted to Restrict I Their Sale have established more clearly than could have teen accomplished in any other way The Value and Importance of Ethical (Remedies. Remedies which physicians sanction for family use, asithey act most beneficially and are gentle yet prompt in effect, and called ethical, because they are of Known Excellence and Quality and of Known -Component Parts. To gain the full confidence of the Well-Informed of the world and the approval ' of the most eminent physicians, it is essential that the component parts be known to and approved by them, and, therefore, the California Fig Syrup Company has pub lished for many years past in its advertisements and upon every package a full statement thereof. Tho perfect purity and uniformity of product which they, demand in a laxative remedy of an ethical character are assured by the California Fig . Syrup Company's original method of manufacture,' known to the Company only. : I There are other ethical remedies approved by physicians, blit the product of tho California Fig Syrup Company possesses the advantage over all other family laxatives that it cleanses, sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it acts, without disturbing the natural functions or any debilitating after effects and without having to increase the quantity from time to time. This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known tinder the name of Syrup of Figs, and has attained to world-wide acceptance as the most excellent of family laxatives, and as its pure laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well known to physicians and the Well-informed of the world to be the best of natural laxatives, we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, as more fully descriptive of the remedy, but doubtlessly it will always be called for by the shorter name of Syrup of Figs; and to get its beneficial effects, always note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of, every package, whether you simply call for Syrup of Figs, or by the full name, Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, as Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the one laxative remedy manufactured by tho Cali fornia Fig Syrup Company, and the same heretofore known by the name, Syrup of Figs, which has given satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading . druggists throughout the United States in original packages of one size only, the regu ' lar price of which is fifty cents per bottle. :i s, ? Every bottle is sold under the general guarantee of the Company, filed with the Secretary of Agriculture, at Washington, D. C, that the remedy is- not adulterated or misferanded within the meaning of the Food and Drugs Act, Jona 30th, 19C6, ; CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. 1 lxjuisville, Ky. San Francisco, Cal U. S. A. London, England. New York, N. Y. W PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color snore goods brighter ami faster colors lhaa any oth.r dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton aoually wtH and 1 aranteed so give perfect result. Ask dealer, or we will send fost paid at iK package Wr for lic booklet bo to dy leads aod snix cetera. MONROE DKUO CO Uaioaville. Missouri.