The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, September 29, 1893, Image 4

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    LIGHT AND AIRY.
. Another Poet Breaks Loom,
When all the ruin has fell, 1
' When.wlntor's wont wajr,
When buda begin to swell,
., And spring has coin to stay
A spell, -,
We'll hump along quite well, .
' When all the rain has fell.
When all the rain has fell, '"
- And these oold winds has form.
. And folks has ogscs to sell.
And Dowers grows on the lawn,
. ' I tell '
Too we'll get tip and yell,
Warn all the rain has full.
, . . v Chicago Tribune.
An Invincible Cat.
Short 1 thought yon were goln to
drown that cat?
Long Welt, tbcy my a ait has nine
Urea, but this one has 20, 1 think. Why, 1
actually put that cat in a tub of water and
tied a brick round its neck, and what do
you think?
Short Goodness knowsl
Long Well, this morning when 1 went
to look at the tub, the cat bad swallowed
all the water and wax sitting on the brick!
Tit-Bits. ,
A Suggestion.
They were sitting together in the moon
light, and he was trying bard to think ol
something pleasant to say. All of a sud
den she gave a slight shudder.
"Are yon cold, darlingf" he asked anx
iously. "I will put my coat around you li
you like."
'Well, yes," she said shyly, with tmrtfca
little shiver, "I m a little cold, I confess,
but you needn't put your coat round me.
One ot the sleeves will do." Exchange,
: Bis Last Itesort.
For years he'd sought to see her home.
For years had she declined;
Each time he brought some good excuse.
Hut she in ways that maidens use
Would some quick answer find.
Tonight he came as usual.
Without a thought of failing,
And said, "'Tis now my privilege.
For there's a man down on tho bridge
A-leaulng 'gainst the railing.''
She listened quite attentively,
Then said In accents rare,
"Oh, thank you, John, for tolling me;
He said he'd meet me there."
, Boston Courier.
Taking a Mew Start.
Rivers How are you getting along with
that little pamphlet of yours on "How to
Km th a World's Fair In a Week i"
Banks (wiping the perspiration from his
face) I've thrown it aside, Hi vers, ana rra
working now on a big book entitled "How
to Get a Glimpse of the World's Fair In Six
Months." Chicago Tribune.
A Paradox.
I asked for a kiss when our love was new.
And you coyly answered mo ".No."
I have kissed you often Blnco then, 'tis true.
Yet I wanted that one kiss sol .
When I think of it, sweet, my heart grows
drear
And Is filled with a vain regret,
For the sweetest of all your kisses, doar,
Was the kiss that I d Idn't getl
-Life.
The Betort Courteous.
Married Man Why don't you get mar
ried, Miss Perkins? Vou are getting tc
look like a "back number" you will soon
be an old maid.
' Miss Perkins If 1 were as easy to please
aa your wife won, I would have been mar
ried long ago. xunaee uinue.
Inside Information.
The morning of the hop he came,
'r".. His dress suit case In hand.
And with the giddy girls that day
He was In greut demand.
Perhaps thoso girls would sot have cared
Ho much that nay to nirt
If they bad known that case held but
Two neokties and a shirt.
-Quips.
Horrible!
"Miss May I ah" began tho young
man, when the fair girl fell forward in a
faint
A minute elapsed, and she opened he!
eyes. "Tom," Bhe whispered, "did 1 heat
you say I are? ' "Harper's Hassur.
Nothing Unusual.
"There goes a real crock fisher, 11111,"
Sold Biggins to his neighbor Todd
As 'long the em'ruld broiderod kill
' There passed a man with creel and rod.
"There's nothing strange In that to me,"
Bald Todd, not even looking back
To view the man, "for you'll agree
That every fissure Is a crack."
'-Boston Courier.
" More to the ToluU
Sufferer (to lady in front) Madam, If you
were to remove your hat I could see the
Dlav.
Lady In front (with manifestation ot sur
prise) Yes, but you could not then see my
new hat. uoston uioue.
Luck,
He bought himself a new silk hat,
And to the street be new.
And then for weeks he walked and walked.
But met so girl he knew.
-Now York Herald.
," " Economy.
Brown Going to housekeeping, ehf
Jones Yep. .
Brown Awfully expensive. .
Jones Won't be for us. Going to use my
wife's temper for a furnace and her feet for
a refrlgerator.xruta.
Ono Way to Oct There.
She filled her new puff sleeves with gas.
And when the wind was right .
' Toward the World's fair she lit out
And soon was outof sight.
Detroit Free Press.
Just the Place.
Father What would you ad vise me to do
with my sonr His pronunciation is per
fectly terrible.
Teacher Got hhn a position as porter at
a railway station at once. Tit-Hits,
The Oculist.
"I'm slow to anger," he exclaimed,
. "And yat I'd have it understood.
When there are charges to be named
Pm always In an eye-rate mood."
Washington Star.
Urn Mustn't Spoil Himself.
Dick Hloka You're not a self made man,
are you, pop?
Hicks Yes, my son. Why do you ask f
' Dick Hicks 1 didn't suppose a self made
man would rip and tear. Truth.
Small Meed For a Card.
And ever as his new spring suit 1 scan.
Bechecked and striped In many a varied hue.
-. Apparel, oft, tnethluks, proclaims the man,
Proclaims hlin loudly too.
-New York Herald.
World's Pair rasse.
Tho number of free season passes to
the World's fair issued by the exposi
tion officials is estimated at 200,000. On
each of these is tho photograph of the
holder, so aa to prevent nso by another,
The pas is in the form of a book by
ot mcnes, containing 181 admission cou
pons, or one for each day of tho six
months. They are issued to officials,
employees, exaioitora, newspaper wen,
iw'ju conuauwonori, etc rifts vurg
Trials of a KontaeUy Blliiltcr.
In speaking of a well known mir.istor
who was until not very louy ago pastor
of a 'large conyrep;;ition ia this city, a
member of that cliarch said yesterday:
"Few peoplo knew what he suffered. lie
was tho nearest approach to Job that I
ever saw. Tho newepspers might have
had a great sensation out of ono cf his
trials. Though ouo of tho host known
preachers in Louisville, considering Lis
tny hcrc.Lia wifa was a morphine eater,
Oa one cccaon v.-lieii ho hr.u to go to
thm-cli to nir.vry a young pair his wifo
locked him i.i hi room. Uo Ln;.Iry suc
ceeded in dilating thro-.i'-'h tho tvansoin
md r.rrivedct tlio i.ltar ::.1, r ;.-: ii,ov-
ry o:i3 waiting fcr nearly half aa Lour.
Zho oflc'ii locked Liiu t:r to try to
ecy liim from preaching, and her trcat-
uw.it of him wm often too inhuman to
bo d'.vcribcd. Yet with all that acom-
leint never lft fca lir, and Uv ix'rfona-
c 1 his religious d'ltiea under a Mental
ronythat fa w are called on to fear.
Sho took an active part in the church Bo
oties, and not until about the lime of
their departuro was her terrible habit
known outside the family. Her children
were often beaten hko animals. I know
these things to be fact3, and if tho name
were divulged it would thrill the city
with astoniahment." Louisville Cou
rier-Journal.
Dvorak Awakens the Musical World.
Dr. Dvorak's bold declaration that the
negro melodies of America are to be the
foundation of a great national school of
music ranging through every stage of
the art, from ballads to symphonies and
oratorios, has aroused the musicians of
Europe. The Commercial cable brings
us an interview with Ernest Eeyer, the
distinguished French composer. He
says that the negro melodies, even if
they do not serve as the actual basis of
the coming American school, will de
termine its character.
The presence of the great Bohemian
master in this country is a blessing to
art. And it is a remarkable thing that,
at the very moment Rubinstein, Richter,
Joachim and other famous musicians
were discussing Dr. Dvorak's discovery
with correspondents in Europe, tho com
poser himself was writing the gratifying
announcement that he had just finished
a new symphony reflecting all through it
the negro melodies of tho western world.
Now York Herald.
Sheep Shearing In New fork.
They are shearing the sheep in Cen
tral park, and a good sized job it has
turned out to be. There are about 80
ewes and as many lambs besides the
two or three rams. All of tho flock are
Southdowns of the purest breed, and
their wool, averaging from six to eight
pounds a fleece, is very fine and of more
value than that of the ordinary sheep.
Shepherd Conway and his sheepdog
are attending the sheep and lambs on the
green, while three or four professional
sheep shearers are at work on the rest of
the flock at the sheepfold. As fast as an
animal has boon shorn it is turned out
to pasture with the lambs and rams, and
the contrast between the thin, white ap
pearance of the shorn sheep and the
thick, brown fleeces of the rams ana
lambs is an interesting sight. New
York Letter.
Cloning; With a Hymn.
Secretary Iloko Smith recently attend'
ed a somiprivate dinner in Washington
and was called upon for a speech. Quite
a number of newspaper men were pre
sent, and Mr. Smith concluded bis re
marks with an appeal to them to stand
bvtho administration and stop criticiS'
ingit. Hisromarfis were pitched in a
strong religious strain. When Mr. Smith
sat down, the gentleman who was pre
siding at the dinner said with a perfectly
grave face, "Tho choir will now sing 'l
Want to Be an Angel,' "Washington
Letter, '
Reduced Immigration.
The total immigration to the? United
States during the 10 months ended April
80, 1898, was 884,825 a decline of 110,
183 from tho immigration of the corre
spending 10 months of the previous
voar. Emigration from Russia and
Poland shows the greatest decline in
this period, having fallen from 04,090
to 83,978. There is a very slight de
cline in the arrivals from Great Britain
and Ireland, but tho tide of emigra
tion from Italy shows no abatement-
Charleston News and Courier.
Hawthorne In Bean rot.
The story goos that a few weeks ago
an auctioneer near Lewiston, Me., pnt
up an old bean pot, and having no bids
knooked it down to himsoir ror 10 cents,
Inside he found a copy of Hawthorne's
"Fanahawe," the original edition. He
remembered seeing in a Boston paper
that a copy of this book had recently
been sold for ( 131.00. He wrote to
Boston dealer, who offered him $100 for
his find, whioh he took. It is said he
might have got more, Philadelphia
Press.
GEO. E. BATES,
CONTRACTOR & BUILDER
GENERAL JOBBER.
Estimates furnished on all kinds of wood
work. Header beds nud cook houses built on
short notice. Prices reasonable. Box 40,
Atheiuv, Oregon,
ST. NICHOLS : : :
: SHAVING PARLORS,
NEXT TO HOTEI .
First-Class Work Guaranteed
Ladles Hhampoulug v L. REEVES,
ABpwwty. . Proprietor.
V ;""r T
lave constantly on
hand a full line of
arming implements
0T. IE. GOZRIMZ - A
-TIIE-
COMMERCIAL
Livery, Feed Bale
STABLES,
Athena, - - Oregon.
he best Turnouts in Umatilla
County. Stock boarded by
Day, WeeK or Month.
Special attention given to Commer
cial travelers. Give me a call.
G.M. FROOME.
Agents Wanted Jn Salary and Com
mission tor i ne uni V Aiunonzeu
BIOGRAPHY OF JAMES G. BLAINE.
Hy Uail Hummon, nm library eAwuwr,
nfhia fftmilv. mid for MP
Blaine's Complete Works, "twenty Years of
Congress," and his later book, 'Political Dis
euHKlons." One prospectus for these three
Best Belling books in the market- A. K. P.
Jordan of Me., took 112 orders from first 110
alnhta rrrm. SIM- ftrt. Mm. Ballard of O.
iook io oroers, 13 peai nusHHi m i uujr, u.
tfl.M. E. JM. Kice 01 Muss. toon Z7 orders in
: divs: uroflt 147.25. J. Part ridge of Me. took
43 orders from 8U calls; pront 7i.. a,
Pnimpp nt N. Dnir. took 54 orders In 4 days:
Droflt S'M.25. Exclusive Territory (riven. If
'Oil wisn w nittKB Jjrt ivvj r. ni.nj
m mediately for terms to
... . . i T . 11 1 1' . XT L' 7 ....lli.
HE HEKBY BILL PUB GO,, Norwich, uonn.
TAFT TOLBERT & CO.,
GENERAL
Blacksmiths,
Fourth Street, Athena, Ore.
ALL KINDS OF MACHINE
REPAIRING AT LOW
RATES.
Horse shoeing Wagon Work
MONEY.
To Loan on Improved Farms.
Property at Low Rates.
Can get Money
In less time than anyone
Else can get it.
I HAVE.
For sale a number of
Choice Farms, including
One of the best farms in Uma-
tilla County,
Two miles from Athena.
A NUMBER-
Of choice Residence Lots
In Athena, on easy terms.
Insurance in the following
Leading Companies:
London and Lancashire,
Lion, Imperial, Caledonian,
Liverpool, London & Globe,
and the Continental, the
Great farm Company.
T .D. HARPER, Athena, Oregon.
Pay np.
All parties knowing themselves
indebted to me, are notified to
como forward and eettlo without
delay.
Jan. 1st tf. N. A, Miller.
BA LD
WRITE
What Is the condition of yours? Is your hair dry,
harsh, brittle? Does it split at the ends? lias it a
lifeless appearance ? Docs It fait out when combed or
brushed ? Is it full of dandruff? Does your scalp Itch ?
Is it dry or In a lie.Ued condition ? If these are some of
your symptoms be
Skookum Root Hair Grower
Is wh(Ton bmsL Its nmdn-r Lira Inn naMeKlbuttV?rnttof gdwntlfle I
i J
rM&rcb. Knowledge at
VfcTB,V,?!.,ryB;S ' fiT SotuhSWli AeN KewTork, S. Y. J
and vehicles, carts,
Monitor Seeder
and Drills.
- ILT:, Manager, -
R. J. Boddy,
Proprietor of the
MEAT MARKET,
Corner of Main & Fourth.
A Large variety of Meats al
ways on hand. See us.
Are.
you going to insure your
Grain?
J J? you are, see Gilman. lie
represents some of the
best Companies on the coast,
ne writes polices for fun. See
him before placing your
Insurance.
Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pat-
f ent business conauciea lor mooch ATI fees.
?Oub Office is opposite O. ,3. Pstent Office
i and we can secure patent in less time than tnose
rMxnt. f ram IV nahincrtnn.
, KnA mnilri drawiftir nr nhoto.. with d63crir
J tion. We advise, if patentable or not, free ot
i charge. Our tee nor oue mi paieni is secured.
A pamphlet, "How to Obtain Patents," with
fne. nf samA in tha U. S. and foreign countries
S sent free. Address,
C.A.SIMOW&CO.
Opp. Patent Office, Washington, D. C.
ATHENA RESTAURANT.
Mrs Hardin, Proprietress
II. P. Milken, Manager.
Main Street bet. Second and Third.
Can be recommended to the pub
lic as first-class in every
particular.
None but White Help Employed,
MEALS AT ALL HOURS.
DAY OR NIGHT.
Suppers for Special Occasions
, HI ELS 85 C
THE
ST. NICHOLAS HOTEL
J. W. Frooma & Son, Props-
The Only First-Class
Hotel in the City.
4ud the only one that can accommodate
commercial men and travelers.
1HE ST. NICHOLS HOTEL.
Can he recommended for Its clean and
well ventelated rooms, In whioh will
be found everything congenial
The'diniug rooms ate under the supervision
of Mre. Froome and the table is sup
plied with the best the market
affords.
ATHENA, OREGON.
HEADS I
warned in time or you will become bald.
u.o thsea;- ot t! b;ur ami sculp 1 to UMdisoor. sc
vrj oi bow to irKl itinu "k:kkiu-. -cyui?-i iH-i'cr in'.ncrsisaorons. gr
lBotDre,butdeligIitM;c'Ut:- unit refwiiitiia: Tonle. hs MimuUtine J
th foiiktwi, it ttoffalltmj jk.i.i-, tint danuin.- aU yi-mt kair u taii D
tn Ktn thesotip closn, hiMltl..Mnl Irpfmm tritat!Tif ernTitions. l7
the iu ot t-ui i; t-ut;. varatitia iwt, kAm; ft4 o "i
SM deMrxxt IA. A a I.'. . SC
If yourdruKistcMiiotsapr(.-w.'H:-: it 'n vt, and - ttlll fonrard "
prepaid, on tweivit ot Iri:. (. ivv. . jr !:Us i t .r Ci.0fc toaSt. jj
THE SKOOKUri ROOT HAIR GROWER CO., .
Oliver "Xewdeparture" Gangplow.
Columbus Buggy Co's
- .Ablb-ezn-a, Oregon,
r. Joseph
Graduate, M. El. (5. V. S., London, Eng.
Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist.
CHRONIC DISEASES a SPECIALTY
I am prepared to do all kinds of Veterinary Rnrgery, Emasculating horses and Regllngs a
(Specialty. (This is theonlytrue method of operating on horses.) Bpeying of cattle and
hogs on short notice. I will treat all animals In the mwl approved procedure of Veterinary
burgery. If you have any sick animals it will
DR. JOS. J. BILL, Commercial Stables. Athena Oregon.
Chas. H. Dodd & Co.
IMPORTERS OF
HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL,
AMD
FRONT, FIRST AND VINE STS., PORTLAND, OR.
HTRwnrrREAPERS
luyii
LOWERS
LIL
T Ihe maiir .iipcrlor points that hara
clia' iiflm Ixe.l !li old reliable Buckeye
ll'intt h.-ive t.eon added many newt
f".'l.iren incli'.iliiig a power balance for
I'ftlnc the euitri lisr, ete.
hObb'S K 2
Em&odyiEa on piinoipies aai bcw lmproTements,
HAND & SELF-
DUMP HORSE ALL STEEL
HAY RAKES, HAY PRESSES
HAY LOADERS HAY TEDDERS
ADRIANCE REAR DISCHARGE BINDER
The lightest, hest balwnced, most economical Binder made.
BUCKEYE STEEL FRAME BINDER.
SCHUTTLER FARM & MARKET WAGONS,
f AULTMAH'S STAR TRACTIOB ' ENGINE.
M
SEND FOR 1893
J. H. CLARK,
FIRST NiTlORE.
BIII1K o
OF A THENE
Pays
Ii. D.
7 am
Tlxe -A.-bla.exLa Meat 3ynax,Ik:el3
FRANK BEAL, proprietor.
AFRESH e MEAT ALWAYS OH HAN
solicit the patronage of the public and in return will give you the best of fresh
eata at the lowest prices
John Gillis.
ARE U
Going to buy any
Household Furniture?
IF
SO
Be assured it pays
Do not bo influenced by what our
from coming to see our goods. Come and see for yourselves. We car
ry a full and complete stock of Furniture, wall paper and underta ing
goods.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOC)0
71i Vni,
FEEL SICK?
Disease commonly comes on with slight
symptoms, which when neglected increase
in extent and gradually grow dangerous.
HTENTa1sc.HE,,YS: take RIPANS TABULES
"Z'Tl tare RIPANS TABULES
"ssk' m?tm TABULES
For OFFENSIVE BREATH tr.0 LL C!50-?. f? 9j MQ TABULES
DERS OF THE.STOWAt.il, . . . I MBULW
Mparts Tabules Regulate ihe System and Preserve the Health.
ONE
GIVES
8
RELIEF.
t
PRIIITSnG--ALLKIS03;CPRESSCmDE
Buggies; Racine Co'b V
Hacks, the celebrated
Wide-tire Bain wagon.
ill
be to your Interest to call on
2.
STEEL HE3DER
especially aiautei to Orejoa, f as&inaton and Mail).
FULL-CIRCLE
THE NEW STAR VIBRATOR
An Entirely New Machine built on new
and sueeessful principles.
FINE CARRIAGES, PHAETONS,
TOP BUGGIES, CARTS, ETC.,
FARRIERS CARRIAGES,
MOUNTAIN AND FINE ROAD WAGONS.
r' . -.
CATALOGUE FREE.
Mng'r, Athena. Or
South side Main Street.
CAPITAL STOCK,
SURPLUS,
$ soooo
$21,000
Interest on time deposits. Proper attention
given to collections. Deals In foreign and
domestic exchange.
Lively, Cashier,
Athena, Oregon
ritawiv jjhajj.
Dan Gilli
Call on us andg et ou
Prices before going elsewhere
to call on us
opponents may say to eep t you
GILLIS BROS.
18
UWCX TO JCT
SAVE MANY A DOCTOR'S BILL.
Sold by Drcsrsrists Even-where.
- - y
ALL FARMERSartrs
Some of them
B010arTlle FABLERS' LUiHCE
The Co-Operatlve Store, at
Is lu the Interests of-
CLARK WALTER, Manager,
GHAS. G.SHARP,
Successor to N. A. Miller,
PAIIITERs PA PER HANGER
Estimates on all Wori: Furnished.
1-1 nnnn rvmnfinrr I InAAfO tinif KA IIP
. .. n
Hanging a specialty, Car
riage Painting.
HOTOGKAPHS!
' PIIOTOG11APIIS!
Photographs in Everv
S T T li IE
- Call on
fATTQ THE BOSS
if II I I u, PHOTOGRAPHER.
Haceesor to Caninitiia:s, .
Main St. Athena.
Coppying and Enlarging, Viewing at eas-
onabie rates. (Jail ana see nun.
Cox, McRae & Co.,
'Dealers In
HARDWARE
J .'Arid
FARMING JMPLEMEHTS
RUSIIFORD WAGONS,
GATE CITY HACKS .
WOODS HARVESTING H1ACH
INERY, AND EXTRAS OF
ALL K1NBS. .
Call and Get Prices.
Cox, McRae & CbrAtitF.
THE
ATHENA LIVERY STABLE
Smethermen & Foster, Prop's.
.. (Secceesor to J. A. Kelson.)
NONE BUT FIRST-CLASS RIGS
AND SAFE TEAMS.
STOCK BOARDED BY THE DAY
! "WEEK OR MONTH. ,
Give Me a Trial.
Corner Fourth & Current, Athena.
JPinlrnfri
tM warn
LIT.
03L4HA, KANSAS CITY, ST
: PAUL, CHICAGO, ST.
LOUIS, O
. AND ALL POINTS
EAST, NORTH AND SOUTH
, TimeTable of Trains:
Passenger.
No 5, from Athena to Spokane and Interme
diate points, leaves - 7:45 am
No 6, from Athena to Portland and Intermed
iate points, leaves - 8:39 p m
Freight:
No 41, from Pendleton to Spokane, leaves
Athena - - - 4:00 pm
No 42, from Ppoknne to Pendleton, leaves
Athena - - - 4:45 p m
PULLMAN SLEEPERS,
COLONIST SLEEPERS,
RECLINING CHAIR CARS
and DINERS...
Steamers Portland to San
Francisco every 4 Days.
TICKETS
AnTpno: EUROPE
For rates and general information
call on A. R. Bradley. Depot Ticket
Agent, Athena, Oregon.
W. H. HCRLBtjr, Asst. Gen. Pass. AgV.2H
Washington ai,f ortlaad, Oregon.
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