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A MODERN CLEON.
JOHNSON ,llyes in New Vork cltjr.
On' the octan 1. '
Johnson dwells within, a palace.
In till fort-cntitlc1 I,
Johnson's worth ten' mlllon dollars.
Not a sou have I,
YtU hctwttt UK, tvlio'n the poorer!
3S(t)Kon, slrj not U
Jcliiuon sups on dainty viands,
I'firJt iirnl beans linvo I,
Jolinrton drink Imported champagne,
itulfl a nip of rye.
Jtitnoti owns a princely wardrobe,
Unci blua stilt have I;
Toliiison's ulllns, I am hearty: '
Happier ftian am I,
Dogged with enre nnd 'swamped In riches.
Johnson heaves a slsli,
Like the sea brei-zo whlstllnif round me.
Worries pas ino by.
Conscience pricks, tho future threatens.
Johnson fears to die
Hero's my hand. Death, come and grip It,
t Shipmates,, you tmil f. ,
Johnson heeds not God or-nature. 1
Their adorer It
Thrilled with color, filled with mualo
Of the Men. arid sky,
Calm and tempest, sun and starlight
Nature's child nm I,
Soul for soul and state for state.
Who would change? Not I.'
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Memorial ' Day
Tuesday, May 30th Me
morial" day; does it stand out
, on youf calendar as a day
which, is to he devoted to e.v-
i rrejs'e in memory of those
Wh'oT! fdught and offered up
ilftir Tve& that our country's
mit fnjjb be preserved.
. Of w v ars there has been
, 'j' Ar. grow away, in
if' tiimrHixitv ,f 'the, day
i 'iM-fpt't oi reverence
Yif!,1? t!nytii fittingly promote
t OS,
"J
1 (i .
tfi .iuflthp day that
1 aside in honor of
l' v- V heroes. We are
if- -v "re and more to
f ' Memorial" Day asa
? - .ve can lay aside
. . tasks and give
It's the, piriform unva
rying heat of a good oil
stove, nntl tho perfect
control, that keeps tho
juices In thnt pre
surves tho savory
goodness of the meat
and gives that even
brownness all over.
NEW PERFECTION
OIL COaFOVE
All tlio convenient o(
Km. Cod:s ovrrythlng
unrwooUorcoalrang
will cook, but Inept
your kitchen coo.
Th lane blue chim
ney i'o awijr with U
moke and smell. In 1,
3,3 and 4-bumer alirn,
oveai separate. Also
cabinet models with
l'lielte Cooking Ov
ens. Ak your dealer
today,
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ANDON. OREGON
Recorde
at Bandon, Oregon, as mail
Und sb
address all commuriica-
per year, in advance.
ourselves up to various pas
times; too, many of us see
nothing in the day beyond an
opportunity to picnicand en
joy ou'selves. Nothing but
I pleasure, is the rule by which
we plan our holidays and the
customs of our fathers have
become too slow for the
younger generation.
Granted that we are living
i ...
in an age wnen we go
through our daily tasks under
forced pressure and every mo
ment of relaxation is a tonic,
I can we still retain our sen
respect when we refuse to
respect the rtiemory of those
who, in a large measure,
made possible the pleasures
we. are giveh to enjoy.
There is perhaps, however,
a semblance of an excuse for
our more or less general des
ecration of Memorial day.
Unlike our fathers and grand
fathers, we are fifty years re
moved from the war days
which threatened to disrupt
our. Union. The full signifi
cance of the valor of the
"Hoys in Blue" in those times
-does not occur to us uuless
wc think, but there is room
for, a lot of thinking before
next Tuesday morning.
PRESIDENT WILSON'S ACHIEVEMENT
Nearly all the nations of Europa
huve. been iliawii into tho vortex, of
war. Even several nations, remote
from the sccnj.ojfjtlie original conflict
nations which'hTivo.r.oFbe)ii able to
'participatic(Jvciy on tho western
or the uaoi'tiifl front, or even uso their
battleships in tho conflict; have been
.Irawn In through treaties, and agree
ments or- through mistakes of states
manshlp,
tastier toasts
a cleaner, cooler
kitchen, and less
fuel expense
A
it I .. Tho greatest ukmMmmam w tite
yorld have realised that. &lf flies
&5yu of world upheaval. teire has
Jv been a danger far greater than the
actual loss of life and property that
in now shocking all civilized nations.
The danger has been that the entile
world, instead cf half of it, might be
come involved; that international
low might be wiped out in a day,
and that civilization itself might be
uprooted, no great naUon remaining
nt peace to voice the protest' against
war-madness.
w Injtho German note of May 5,
announcing the abandonment, of the
submarine methods' against which
tho 'United States Government' pro
tested, tiie following paragraph ap
penrs:
"If the German Government
nevertheless is resolved to go to
the utmost limit 'of concessions,
it has been guided not alone by
.the friendship connecting the
two great nations for over one
hundred years, but also by the
thought of the great doom
which threatens the enUre civil
ized, world, should the cruel. and
sanguinary war be extended and
prolonged."
All the belligerents, with their
passion at white heat, nevertheless
have recognized the part that Amer
ica has played in upholding interna'
tional law, protecting tho rights of
neutrals and' non-combatants', and
conflnig tho limits of the raging con
flict.
Since July, 1014, the people of the
United States havo lived in peace
and prosperity, with the war sur
conscious knowledge that there has
been in tho White House a man who
while protecting tho nation's honor
and upholding ite dignity, neverine
loss retained for the country its
peaceful .leverage upon war-ridden
Europe.
Tho conduct of President Wilson
Utioughout the European .war has
won him not merely tho respect of
Europe, but the commendations of tho
peoplo of the United States of all
hhades of political opinion. There
has been' no rashness nor timidity.
Tho ship of otuto has been Btcered
best traditions of American states
manship have bbpon upheld by
Woodrow Wilson in tho most trying
time iq the world's history,
HIGH SCHOOL PROGRAM
SCORED GREAT SUCCESS
Duck KMies Briig Dwi Hmm McNair
hi WeU tare Real Cmt&m
If there ever waS a vaudeville act that
took in Bandon, it was the "Dutch Kid.
iliei", Blanche Webb and Lola Manciet,
who appeared on the High School benefit
program given at the Gland theater, Wed'
ncsday evening. From the time they
danced out before the footlights until they
slipped- back into the wings, the audience
held their oreath and smiled their apprecia
tion and, while the girls answered only to
one encore, there were repeated calls for
more. It is not saying too much to state
that the act would make good on any cir
cuit in the country.
In a blackface number, featuring new
songs and good jokes, Webb and McNair
were a scream. Just enough local hits were
introduced to keep the house guessing as to
who was next on the list for exposure.
It would be Hurculean task for an Al
critic to pick the stars In the three playlets
that were presented by the different classes
of the High School. All were exceptional
ly cood.
"A Hunch of New Song," by the
lloy s Colette ami the SncJisli character
recitations and soitDs, by Chester Tee-
Garden, were two well presented numbers
that opened the following program:
Octette: "A Hunch of Now Songs."
John Moore, Errol AlcNair, Leslie
Pullon, Edward Hell, Ivan Pullon,
Ulck Crain, Ray Webb, Reed Gallier.
Monologue; "The Swedish Nightin
gale," familiar poems and songs, in a
now form, by Chester Tco Garden.
"Miss Civilization." a ono-nct com
cdy by Richard Harding Davis, given
oy the Junior class: Allco Gardner,
daughter of Jus. K. Gardner, prod
dent of tho L. 1. & W. railroad, Mla
May Kiuloy; "Uncle Joseph" Hatch,
nliua 'Gentleman Joe" EdwartJ Bell,
"Urick" Meaktn, allan 'Reddy, the
Kid," Errol McNair; Harry Haynes,
lilias 'Grandstand Harry", Ray Welb;
Captain Lucas, chief of police, Geo.
Chatburn; Mrs. Gardner, Alta Hansen,
Scene: The dining room in tho country
house of James K. Gardner on Long
Islund. Tho day after Christmas,
near midnight..
"Thoo Dutch Klddle8"--Lola Man-
ript and Blanche Webb.
Truth", a sketch by the Freshman
clags: Mr.. Worldy, a widow with
open eyes, Miss Uarhara Harrows:
Ruth, her daughter, Miss Aliina pope,
Harry Twadlee, a young man with
money and a high opinion of himself,
Randall Kay; Godfrey Tlmmer, a
young man with neither, Otis Lift;'
Bridget, the head at she ht, Mb
Om XtAUi r.nd Truth, a charart.'r
that aMnea by Hs abaence.
McNair ,and Webb; stories, Songs
and dances.
"Mrs. Oakley's Telephone," a two
act comedy given by Senior class gals
Mrs!" Oakley, a bride, Miss Belle Chat
burn; Constance, Her friend, Delphi
Langlois; Mary, the cook, MIm Grace
Gibson;. Emma, the maid, Miss Ora
Jamieson. Scene: In Berkeley, Cali
fornia. Time: Morning and evening
of the same day. One minute inter
mission only between tho acts.
MAKES MYRTCE WOOD
STAND FOR BAY LODGE
Wm. Mast has just finished making
a myrtle wood stand for the Marnh
field lodge of A. P. & A. M. that is
6nc of tho finest pieces ef workman
ship and design that, has been turned
out by a local shop in many months.
Tho wood used in 'making the -stand
is selected stock, the grain well matcn-
ed and the finishing work is except
ionally well done.
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e LOCAL NEWS ITEMS
ft to w ffl ffl MjW
W. C. Sellmer was a. busi
ness visitor in Myrtle Point
on Saturday.
o
Miss Elsie ,Kinley, who is
teaching school on Bear
Creek, spent the week-end
with her parents ill town, re
turning up the river on the!
auto stage, Sunday afternoon.
o
The official cauvass of the
Primary election vote was
made by the official board in
Coquille, yesterday. The
county clerk and two justices!
ofthe peace make up the
board. Justices E. A. Dodge
of Myrtle Point, and C. K.I
Wade, of Bandon, who have
acted on the board for the
past four yeaas, were reap
pointed again this year.
City Engineer J. S. Sawyer'
ilUU ilia aooxa Kuxioy ovin
last week surveying the new!
reservoir site, are novv busy j Tuxedo in ttab
setting the lines for the new j ArcticAlatka,
distributing system. It is: re
thought that the ditch work HiJot
will, commence some time' smoke another
this week or the first of next. I kind."
Rayner Geisendorfer, who fP
has beeu attending the Uni
versity of California since last Active, Clean -Cut
fall, was one of the passeng-j 1 Yoilllg Men
erson uie jliiwiochi, llke Rex Beach and the
arrived in port Fnaay. He; red-blooded youths he writes
will spend the summer with1 about, have a hearty man's appt-
his parents here, returning to, t'te, fr tobacco. These nen
, . ... lifind Tuxedo supremely satis
the University in August. He; f in And they can pufraway
was accompanied on. the trip
by two of his fraternity
brothers at colleee, Arthur
Johnson and George Atche
son, who left Saturday morn
ing for Powers, where they
will be employed during the
summer. .
"Bill" Barrows, a Coquille
boy who was attending the
Universitp of California ar
rived in Bandon on the Eliza
beth, Friday afternoon. He
immediately continued on his
way to the county seat, where
he will spend his vacation
months with his parents.
o
S. Taylor Jones, formerly
of the train dispatchers' office
in Portland, has been appoint
ed superintendent of the Coos
Bay branch of the Southern
Pacific 'to succeed W. F.
Miller. Mr. Miller and Mr.
Jones are working together
until the latter becomes ac
quainted with the duties of
the office. x
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Stop at the 'Lloyd Hotel v?k:n in
MrhfleSd. Itatea 00 cents per day
and up; $'2.00 a week and up. Flli.C
BUS MEETS ALL TRAINS. J.-.M-M
I wiH oppoe any atiempt'to curtail
or impair its efficiency.
And I'pledgf to you, that if nomi
rated and elected I will at all times,
work for, the greater .agricultural and
industrial, development of all Oregon
particularly Coos county.
JOHN C KENO ALL paid adv.
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- LODGE DIRECTORY S
Si-
v Masenlc
fiandon Lodge, No. 130, A. F.
A. M. Stated communications . first
Friday after the .full moon . ot
each month. Special communications
Master Masons cordially inited.
W. A. LcGORE, W. M
C K BOWMAN, Sec.
Eastern Star.,
Occidental Chapter, No. 4G, O.
S. meets Friday evenings "uoiar4
and after stated communications or
Masonic lodge. Visiting member
cordially invited to attend. ,
JUHA PAPE, W. M
MARY GALLIER; Secretary
I .O. O. F.
l!andon Lodge, No. 133, i. O. Q
J1., meets every Wednesday eveninf
Visiting brothers in good standin
.ordially invited.
HARRY HORMUNG, Secy.
I. L. SCOFIELD, N. G.
Rebekalt
1ceen Rebekah Lodge, No. 120, I
O. O. F., meets second and fourth
Tuedays at I. O. O. F. hall. Tnn.
ciflnt members cordially invited
MARY C. BARROWS, Secretar
MARIAM WILSON, N
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anj Repairing A Special!"
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BANDON, OREGON
Will lik ordrn for Bicjfcln ol ill kind,
and Pope Moior-Crclm lio Coban Row
boalMolor,.
Beach
"I have smoked
at their beloved pipes all day
it . .1' 1 . - MI
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ana iar into me nigni so n
gentle and soothing is Tux
r. Pitid Telocc for Tn ami CifvtU
Three to five years' ageing in
wood mellows the ripe Burley
leaf for Tuxedo; then the fa
mous9rj',Tuxedo Process"
takes out all the bite and abso
lutely treventt tongue-soreness
and throat irritation. The
"Tuxedo Process" has plenty
of imitators but none has ever
equalled it.
Try Tuxedo you take no risk.
See the guarantee in the top of the
tin. If Tuxedo isn't everything it
claims to be, the dealer will give
you your money back.
You cm buy Tuxedo evssrywhwv
ouch
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