h t a ndon s weekly on Tuesdays by the Recorder Publish .iy., Incorporated., !;to&d$it the Pkt. Office : oi uic secoim ciass. 'if till tfhtecksaVablc o the'cdrrirmny. icription price, $1.50 -9 Gems In Terse 3 A MODERN CLEON. JOHNSON ,llyes in New Vork cltjr. On' the octan 1. ' Johnson dwells within, a palace. In till fort-cntitlc1 I, Johnson's worth ten' mlllon dollars. Not a sou have I, YtU hctwttt UK, tvlio'n the poorer! 3S(t)Kon, slrj not U Jcliiuon sups on dainty viands, I'firJt iirnl beans linvo I, Jolinrton drink Imported champagne, itulfl a nip of rye. Jtitnoti owns a princely wardrobe, Unci blua stilt have I; Toliiison's ulllns, I am hearty: ' Happier ftian am I, Dogged with enre nnd 'swamped In riches. Johnson heaves a slsli, Like the sea brei-zo whlstllnif round me. Worries pas ino by. Conscience pricks, tho future threatens. Johnson fears to die Hero's my hand. Death, come and grip It, t Shipmates,, you tmil f. , Johnson heeds not God or-nature. 1 Their adorer It Thrilled with color, filled with mualo Of the Men. arid sky, Calm and tempest, sun and starlight Nature's child nm I, Soul for soul and state for state. Who would change? Not I.' -Contributed, i Memorial ' Day Tuesday, May 30th Me morial" day; does it stand out , on youf calendar as a day which, is to he devoted to e.v- i rrejs'e in memory of those Wh'oT! fdught and offered up ilftir Tve& that our country's mit fnjjb be preserved. . Of w v ars there has been , 'j' Ar. grow away, in if' tiimrHixitv ,f 'the, day i 'iM-fpt't oi reverence Yif!,1? t!nytii fittingly promote t OS, "J 1 (i . tfi .iuflthp day that 1 aside in honor of l' v- V heroes. We are if- -v "re and more to f ' Memorial" Day asa ? - .ve can lay aside . . tasks and give It's the, piriform unva rying heat of a good oil stove, nntl tho perfect control, that keeps tho juices In thnt pre surves tho savory goodness of the meat and gives that even brownness all over. NEW PERFECTION OIL COaFOVE All tlio convenient o( Km. Cod:s ovrrythlng unrwooUorcoalrang will cook, but Inept your kitchen coo. Th lane blue chim ney i'o awijr with U moke and smell. In 1, 3,3 and 4-bumer alirn, oveai separate. Also cabinet models with l'lielte Cooking Ov ens. Ak your dealer today, STANDARD OU. COMPANY m "2K llMHll.ll FOR SALE BY BANDON HARDWARE COMPANY Mc NAIR HARDWARE CJMPANy ANDON. OREGON Recorde at Bandon, Oregon, as mail Und sb address all commuriica- per year, in advance. ourselves up to various pas times; too, many of us see nothing in the day beyond an opportunity to picnicand en joy ou'selves. Nothing but I pleasure, is the rule by which we plan our holidays and the customs of our fathers have become too slow for the younger generation. Granted that we are living i ... in an age wnen we go through our daily tasks under forced pressure and every mo ment of relaxation is a tonic, I can we still retain our sen respect when we refuse to respect the rtiemory of those who, in a large measure, made possible the pleasures we. are giveh to enjoy. There is perhaps, however, a semblance of an excuse for our more or less general des ecration of Memorial day. Unlike our fathers and grand fathers, we are fifty years re moved from the war days which threatened to disrupt our. Union. The full signifi cance of the valor of the "Hoys in Blue" in those times -does not occur to us uuless wc think, but there is room for, a lot of thinking before next Tuesday morning. PRESIDENT WILSON'S ACHIEVEMENT Nearly all the nations of Europa huve. been iliawii into tho vortex, of war. Even several nations, remote from the sccnj.ojfjtlie original conflict nations which'hTivo.r.oFbe)ii able to 'participatic(Jvciy on tho western or the uaoi'tiifl front, or even uso their battleships in tho conflict; have been .Irawn In through treaties, and agree ments or- through mistakes of states manshlp, tastier toasts a cleaner, cooler kitchen, and less fuel expense A it I .. Tho greatest ukmMmmam w tite yorld have realised that. &lf flies &5yu of world upheaval. teire has Jv been a danger far greater than the actual loss of life and property that in now shocking all civilized nations. The danger has been that the entile world, instead cf half of it, might be come involved; that international low might be wiped out in a day, and that civilization itself might be uprooted, no great naUon remaining nt peace to voice the protest' against war-madness. w Injtho German note of May 5, announcing the abandonment, of the submarine methods' against which tho 'United States Government' pro tested, tiie following paragraph ap penrs: "If the German Government nevertheless is resolved to go to the utmost limit 'of concessions, it has been guided not alone by .the friendship connecting the two great nations for over one hundred years, but also by the thought of the great doom which threatens the enUre civil ized, world, should the cruel. and sanguinary war be extended and prolonged." All the belligerents, with their passion at white heat, nevertheless have recognized the part that Amer ica has played in upholding interna' tional law, protecting tho rights of neutrals and' non-combatants', and conflnig tho limits of the raging con flict. Since July, 1014, the people of the United States havo lived in peace and prosperity, with the war sur conscious knowledge that there has been in tho White House a man who while protecting tho nation's honor and upholding ite dignity, neverine loss retained for the country its peaceful .leverage upon war-ridden Europe. Tho conduct of President Wilson Utioughout the European .war has won him not merely tho respect of Europe, but the commendations of tho peoplo of the United States of all hhades of political opinion. There has been' no rashness nor timidity. Tho ship of otuto has been Btcered best traditions of American states manship have bbpon upheld by Woodrow Wilson in tho most trying time iq the world's history, HIGH SCHOOL PROGRAM SCORED GREAT SUCCESS Duck KMies Briig Dwi Hmm McNair hi WeU tare Real Cmt&m If there ever waS a vaudeville act that took in Bandon, it was the "Dutch Kid. iliei", Blanche Webb and Lola Manciet, who appeared on the High School benefit program given at the Gland theater, Wed' ncsday evening. From the time they danced out before the footlights until they slipped- back into the wings, the audience held their oreath and smiled their apprecia tion and, while the girls answered only to one encore, there were repeated calls for more. It is not saying too much to state that the act would make good on any cir cuit in the country. In a blackface number, featuring new songs and good jokes, Webb and McNair were a scream. Just enough local hits were introduced to keep the house guessing as to who was next on the list for exposure. It would be Hurculean task for an Al critic to pick the stars In the three playlets that were presented by the different classes of the High School. All were exceptional ly cood. "A Hunch of New Song," by the lloy s Colette ami the SncJisli character recitations and soitDs, by Chester Tee- Garden, were two well presented numbers that opened the following program: Octette: "A Hunch of Now Songs." John Moore, Errol AlcNair, Leslie Pullon, Edward Hell, Ivan Pullon, Ulck Crain, Ray Webb, Reed Gallier. Monologue; "The Swedish Nightin gale," familiar poems and songs, in a now form, by Chester Tco Garden. "Miss Civilization." a ono-nct com cdy by Richard Harding Davis, given oy the Junior class: Allco Gardner, daughter of Jus. K. Gardner, prod dent of tho L. 1. & W. railroad, Mla May Kiuloy; "Uncle Joseph" Hatch, nliua 'Gentleman Joe" EdwartJ Bell, "Urick" Meaktn, allan 'Reddy, the Kid," Errol McNair; Harry Haynes, lilias 'Grandstand Harry", Ray Welb; Captain Lucas, chief of police, Geo. Chatburn; Mrs. Gardner, Alta Hansen, Scene: The dining room in tho country house of James K. Gardner on Long Islund. Tho day after Christmas, near midnight.. "Thoo Dutch Klddle8"--Lola Man- ript and Blanche Webb. Truth", a sketch by the Freshman clags: Mr.. Worldy, a widow with open eyes, Miss Uarhara Harrows: Ruth, her daughter, Miss Aliina pope, Harry Twadlee, a young man with money and a high opinion of himself, Randall Kay; Godfrey Tlmmer, a young man with neither, Otis Lift;' Bridget, the head at she ht, Mb Om XtAUi r.nd Truth, a charart.'r that aMnea by Hs abaence. McNair ,and Webb; stories, Songs and dances. "Mrs. Oakley's Telephone," a two act comedy given by Senior class gals Mrs!" Oakley, a bride, Miss Belle Chat burn; Constance, Her friend, Delphi Langlois; Mary, the cook, MIm Grace Gibson;. Emma, the maid, Miss Ora Jamieson. Scene: In Berkeley, Cali fornia. Time: Morning and evening of the same day. One minute inter mission only between tho acts. MAKES MYRTCE WOOD STAND FOR BAY LODGE Wm. Mast has just finished making a myrtle wood stand for the Marnh field lodge of A. P. & A. M. that is 6nc of tho finest pieces ef workman ship and design that, has been turned out by a local shop in many months. Tho wood used in 'making the -stand is selected stock, the grain well matcn- ed and the finishing work is except ionally well done. & ' a e LOCAL NEWS ITEMS ft to w ffl ffl MjW W. C. Sellmer was a. busi ness visitor in Myrtle Point on Saturday. o Miss Elsie ,Kinley, who is teaching school on Bear Creek, spent the week-end with her parents ill town, re turning up the river on the! auto stage, Sunday afternoon. o The official cauvass of the Primary election vote was made by the official board in Coquille, yesterday. The county clerk and two justices! ofthe peace make up the board. Justices E. A. Dodge of Myrtle Point, and C. K.I Wade, of Bandon, who have acted on the board for the past four yeaas, were reap pointed again this year. City Engineer J. S. Sawyer' ilUU ilia aooxa Kuxioy ovin last week surveying the new! reservoir site, are novv busy j Tuxedo in ttab setting the lines for the new j ArcticAlatka, distributing system. It is: re thought that the ditch work HiJot will, commence some time' smoke another this week or the first of next. I kind." Rayner Geisendorfer, who fP has beeu attending the Uni versity of California since last Active, Clean -Cut fall, was one of the passeng-j 1 Yoilllg Men erson uie jliiwiochi, llke Rex Beach and the arrived in port Fnaay. He; red-blooded youths he writes will spend the summer with1 about, have a hearty man's appt- his parents here, returning to, t'te, fr tobacco. These nen , . ... lifind Tuxedo supremely satis the University in August. He; f in And they can pufraway was accompanied on. the trip by two of his fraternity brothers at colleee, Arthur Johnson and George Atche son, who left Saturday morn ing for Powers, where they will be employed during the summer. . "Bill" Barrows, a Coquille boy who was attending the Universitp of California ar rived in Bandon on the Eliza beth, Friday afternoon. He immediately continued on his way to the county seat, where he will spend his vacation months with his parents. o S. Taylor Jones, formerly of the train dispatchers' office in Portland, has been appoint ed superintendent of the Coos Bay branch of the Southern Pacific 'to succeed W. F. Miller. Mr. Miller and Mr. Jones are working together until the latter becomes ac quainted with the duties of the office. x o Stop at the 'Lloyd Hotel v?k:n in MrhfleSd. Itatea 00 cents per day and up; $'2.00 a week and up. Flli.C BUS MEETS ALL TRAINS. J.-.M-M I wiH oppoe any atiempt'to curtail or impair its efficiency. And I'pledgf to you, that if nomi rated and elected I will at all times, work for, the greater .agricultural and industrial, development of all Oregon particularly Coos county. JOHN C KENO ALL paid adv. $; - LODGE DIRECTORY S Si- v Masenlc fiandon Lodge, No. 130, A. F. A. M. Stated communications . first Friday after the .full moon . ot each month. Special communications Master Masons cordially inited. W. A. LcGORE, W. M C K BOWMAN, Sec. Eastern Star., Occidental Chapter, No. 4G, O. S. meets Friday evenings "uoiar4 and after stated communications or Masonic lodge. Visiting member cordially invited to attend. , JUHA PAPE, W. M MARY GALLIER; Secretary I .O. O. F. l!andon Lodge, No. 133, i. O. Q J1., meets every Wednesday eveninf Visiting brothers in good standin .ordially invited. HARRY HORMUNG, Secy. I. L. SCOFIELD, N. G. Rebekalt 1ceen Rebekah Lodge, No. 120, I O. O. F., meets second and fourth Tuedays at I. O. O. F. hall. Tnn. ciflnt members cordially invited MARY C. BARROWS, Secretar MARIAM WILSON, N Hicyrle Repairs S.iw Filing anj Repairing A Special!" Phone -J71 P. O. Box 174 S. D. Barrows BANDON, OREGON Will lik ordrn for Bicjfcln ol ill kind, and Pope Moior-Crclm lio Coban Row boalMolor,. Beach "I have smoked at their beloved pipes all day it . .1' 1 . - MI .r i t tt i ana iar into me nigni so n gentle and soothing is Tux r. Pitid Telocc for Tn ami CifvtU Three to five years' ageing in wood mellows the ripe Burley leaf for Tuxedo; then the fa mous9rj',Tuxedo Process" takes out all the bite and abso lutely treventt tongue-soreness and throat irritation. The "Tuxedo Process" has plenty of imitators but none has ever equalled it. Try Tuxedo you take no risk. See the guarantee in the top of the tin. If Tuxedo isn't everything it claims to be, the dealer will give you your money back. You cm buy Tuxedo evssrywhwv ouch 5c Fsmous grrtn tia 10c m Tin ft. m-ndtOe. In Clan HumUtri, SOtmuJfOt. tm AIWHN TtWtl OOMfAIIV 3 ' PROFESSIONAL CARDS -w v- vv B l V!) I (J) (g C. R. WADE Lawyer UUfHAU DR. H. L. HOUSTON Km liuii Prac in First National Bank ing. Hours. 9 to 12 . m. iT, m; to o in the evening. .mm . -' UJ L DR. SMITH J. MANN PllVGininri A. O rtiTl mil " to o p. m. DR. R. V. LEEP Physician & Surgeon W A TrAT DR. ARTH0U GALE Physician & Surgeon O.Het in EHingson buildinn'. rhrv, 3P2. Residence phone. DR. S. C. 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