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p ooxrs. . CO SHMT-WEEKLT BANDON RECORDER, FRIDAY, MAY 22ND, 1914, O o 0 . PAGE TWO " I fl Hotel Gallier Rate $1.00 to $2.00 per day. Special rates by weekormonth Sample room in connection Bandon Oregon ... v ... i mmmmmmm mmm mmmmmawmm W W at . W. E. STEINOFF THIS HARNESS MAN omplete stock of har ness, shopping bags, trunks, suit cases, valises C i - 1 - and traveling bags. How Delightfully Independent is the woman who can make out r check against her own bank account' Whether she is going shopping or to pay for what she has already bought, she feels the pleasure of be inn able to tender "her personal check" for the amount. Ladies, bank your money with us, and you will find it not only conviont and dig nified, but also most profitable too. THE BANK OF BAND OK m CENTS V A WHY NOT HAVE AN EXTENSION TELEPHONE INSTALLED L IN YOUR RESIDENCE, THE IPRICE HAS BEEN REDUCED x TO 60 CENTS PER MONTH. THINK OP THE UNNECESSARY STEPS THIS WILL SAVE YOU. COOS flAY HOME TELEPHONE CO. v t I Automobile and Machine Work Bring your work to the Garage and Machine Shop. Everything done with neatness and dispatch. Agent for I3uick Automobiles. M. D. SHERRARD, Bandon, Ore. Readers of the Bandon Recorder, and Friends: Special Bargains in Farm Lands and City Property i i j SQUARE DEAL REALTY CO. Hill ! H'M Mill Order Your Freight Sent by the Old Reliable S. S, ELIZABETH Large Two-Berth Outside State Rooms With Run ning Water. KiKht Day Service Between the Cwjuille River and f nun v raiiciKco, FIRST CLASS PAS8KNf.HR FARE, $7.50 i KKiuiiT katj;h, w un up mu;k;ht RusorvfitionH: J. 13, Norton. CotiuIIIo; Vm'Ulm mynw rami', i j$, rnrm, imimoU, t ! Music Born or sorrow. There la no nation naturally musical, according to Ili-nrl nidou, critic and historian. If a uutlou Is musical, bo snys, it Is because It lins passed through such tribulation tbnt it has been driven to express its Borrow and anxiety In Its airs and compositions. Bach, be declares, Is the culminating expression of sufferings Induced In Germany by the Thirty Years' war, fifty years before Bach's time. People sing "like cowards," ho con tinues, to keep up their spirits in bad moments, and be flnds that the real countries of music are nearly all fron tier provinces exposed to external vicis situdes. England be finds exempt to n large extent from tbo occasions In which poets "learn In suffering what they teach In song" because It Is pro tected from 'Invasion by the girdle of the seas. Music, then, he argues. Is not an art of peace; it originates In strife and anxiety, not In tranquillity nud con cord. The overprospcrous cpuutrle he discovers, "not only have ifo history; they bavo no music." Chicago Inter Ocean. By the Author. Rablndranath Tagore.tbe Indian poet, who gained the $40,000 Nobel prize for literature, Is n well known flguro in London society, and to a London cor respondent ho said recently: "In India the little ohlldrcn babble worso nt tho age of five or six. We are not like you. Wltbyou, If a full grown man or woman suddenly man ages to write n few rimes tho thing Is deemed almost a miracle. "I sat In a magazine office the other morning while the editor opened his mall. lie tossed a letter to me. " 'That's the sort of thing I'm- con tinually receiving,' ho said. "The letter ran: tDcar Editor The poem Inclosed la orig inal In me, and I had no help In thlnklnR out same. It Is a truo poem. I wrote It myself, 'and there Is more where It came from If I had any Inducement to think tamo out. You miiy say 'Original' nt tin top of same, for every word Is by "THE AUTHOR'-' When Soldier Were Flogged. It would have needed a very nllurlng form of advertisement Indeed to at tract men to the English army a lmn dred years ago. Writing of that period a writer says: "logging was almost unlversnl. The maximum number ot lashes were gradually reduced from 1,500 to 300, but the notion that ells clpllno could not be maintained with out summary punishment continued to bo believed, and Wellington himself dealt with flagrant cases by hanging the culprits upon trees in the public roads. Ono result was that only men belonging to tho lowest classes would Join tho army." In 1771 n sentinel In tho guards was flogged in St. James' park so severely that ho subsequently died raring mad. Ills offense consisted of saying that "there was no more' en couragement for n good soldier than for a bad one." Too Much Cavity. One afternoon nn esteemed citizen went Into n barber shop to have his briers reaped, but no sooner bad he taken a seat in one of the chairs than he dropped off Into heavy slumber. Apparently the shnvo artist was hav ing bis own troubles In manipulating tho customer, and after making several attempts he thoughtfully paused. "Excuse me, sir," said he, gently shaking the man in the chair, "but would you mind waking up? I can't shnvo you whllo you are asleep." "Can't sliavo mo while I'm asleep," exclaimed tho victim, with a wonder ing expression. "Why not?" "Because," explained tho bnrber as softly as possible, "when you fall Into slumber your mouth opens so wide that I can't find your face." Philadel phia Telegraph. Easy Time. The man who learns many languages does not always enlarge his mind. A porter in n Swiss hotel who spoke many innguages with equal facility nnd inaccuracy was onco asked what was bis native tonguo. Ho replied that ho did not know, but that be spoke all languages. '"But In what language do you think?" asked tbo persistent question or. "I neva tlnk," was tho prompt reply. Youth's Companion. Lacked Tact. "A fellow told me today," confided Mr. D'Ipple. "that I 'didn't know enough to pound sand. IIo said that I was the blnmftest Idiot bo ever saw, Now,,what do you think of thnt?" "I think It Was dreadfully tactless of him," exclaimed Miss ICecno indig nantly. Cleveland I'lain Dealer. Considerate. "And would you marry mo If I were a poor girl, working for a living?" ask ed tho bclress. "Darling," responded tho accepted suitor, "It wouldn't bo fair. You'd be doing enough In supporting yourself." Philadelphia Ledger. The Forbearing Walter. "That waller didn't thank you when you gave hlin a quarter." "I didn't want him to. I was grate ful to hi in for holding tho coin up no that tivt-ry una lu tho room could seo It wait only a quarter."--Washington War. Sure Protection, Customer (frying on Jn milt, Jok- for mUfr. 'Itollor-Wlirn u ilyubt, ktvi yuur mu4 ii your wtMil- It t fct'JJ Jwjjjj i njyk JiiltntM'ljr. Ashes of the Great. The city republic of Florence gath ered her famous ditid at Santa Croce, save "the all litiuscnu three," Dante, Petrarch nnd Boccaccio. England has mndc Westminster abbey the burial place of such men as Chaucer, Spen ser, Newton. Darwin nnd Tennyson, besides a baker's dozen of kings. But lu America the ashen of the great aru scattered far and wide. Washington rests at Mount Vernon, Va.; Lincoln at Springfield, 111. The tomb of Paul Jones is un Inspiration to students In the naval academy at Annapolis. Poo sleeps at Baltimore; Mark Twain nt Elmlrn, N. Y.; Alexnndcr Hamilton lu old Trinity churchyard, surrouuded by towering skyscrapers which embody his philosophy of life nnd government. Is not America's way tho best? Eng land nnd Florence mnke things bnndler for the tourist, but is he the chief per boii to consider? Since our heroes come from ull the land Is It not best that their ashes return to the soil from which they spring, till youth in every neighborhood tins some reminder of public service and noble work? Chi cago Journal. The Torment of Cold. I thank heaven that 1 know what It Is to be cold, to be cold from the crown of the head to the solo of the foot to bo cold from the cuticle In to iuo heart, and from the heart to the soul. 1 thank heaven for it, because, knowing this, 1 have n new revelation of the possibility of suffering, nud 1 am able to find a paradise in a common wood tire. Knowing this, I declnro to you there is not a more pathetic sight In tho world than a poor man who Is thor oughly cold from week to week. It is the refinement of torture. It does not gnaw llko hunger, which presently becomes a sort of Insanity nnd relieves Itself. It Is n dead, un blest. Icy torment. I used to see men in tho nrmy whoso silent endurance of cold brought more tears to my eyes than all the hunger nnd all the wounds. Sidney Lanier. A Candidate's Revenge. French electors occasionally have some home truths, .thrown nt them by candidates who full to secure enough votes. At ono general election M. Al bert Norinnnd. a chemist nnd druggist, who wns n candldnte for deputy from Montague, received only six votes nnd Issued nn address thnnklng "the six electors who showed their confidence lu me. They nro the only solvent citizens In the constituency, nnd I beg to assure them of my esteem. As for the others. I hereby glvo them notice thnt lu fu ture all attempts to obtnln credit nt my establishment will be releutlessly refused. During the last nine years they hnvo robbed me of about 3,000 francs in bad debts, which I have taken no steps to recover. Yet when nn opportunity Is ufforded of showing their appreciation of my leniency I meet with the basest Ingratitude." E. T. WOl.VEKTON H. C. D1PPEL Coos County Mearw Opportunity See Bandon First DiPPEL & WOLVERTON ? CHOICE FARM LANDS AND CITY PROPERTY FIHE INSURANCE NOTARY PUBLIC RENTALS IlOOK-KEHPING r.uv nippyiL AUDITING ACCOUNTING CONVEYANCES REAL ESTATE FARM LANDS INSTRUMENTS BANDON r: :: :: :: OREGON FIRST STREET, OPPOSITE POSTOFFIOE i For Your Garden i The new soil of this section requir es o COMMERCIAL FERTILIZER, giving it what nature lacked. You must have it for your garden to get the best results. We have a large supply at a very reasonable price. Central Feed Co. Central Warehouse Phone 142 it,'i,,i,ii'iMii'i,i,i'iti'i,i'i,'i,'fri,i'it,i. Carlyle and London' Noiiei. No one bns ever Inveighed against the noises of London with such pic turesque emphasis as Thomas Carlyle. When Augustus Hnre met him for tho first tlmo nt a dinner given by Lady Marian Alford most of Carlyle's con versntlon ran upon the sufferings at tached to a London residence. "Thnt which tho world torments mo in most," ho monned, "Is tho awful confusion of noise. It Is tho devil's own infernal din all the blessed day long, confounding Ood's works nnd his creatures a truly awful hell-llko combination, and worst of nil Is a railway whistle, llko tho screech of 10,000 cats and every cnt of tbem as big as a cathedral." Against this diatribe mny be set the fact that Carlyle spent tho last forty-seven years of his llfp lu London without any com pulsion to live there. We want you For our customer not just today, but tomor row and for all time to come, if Right Goods Right Prices Courteous Treatment and prompt delivery is what you want WE HAVE YOU 'S GROCERY SPARK tSucceior to A. E. White Helping His Temper. Tho sun was blinding, clouds of dust were blowing everywhere, nnd Jones was most decidedly off his game, it really "put tho lid on it" when, Just as he was struggling to piny his ball out of a quarry, a benevolent old lady passed by with a companion. Sho halted in evident surprLso nud pointed with her umbrella ut tho earnest golf er. "Dear me, my love," she remarked In nudlblo tones, "what a very respect ably dressed man that Is breaking stones!" Argonaut He Admired Her Judgment. She Oh, Fred, dear, you are so no ble, so generous, so hnndsome, so chiv alrous, so much the superior of every mau I meet, I can't help loving you. Now. what can you boo In plalu little me to admire? He Oh, I don't know, dear, but you certainly hnvo very good Judgment London Tlt-Blts. She Knew. The teacher had glvon tbo class a talk on household pests. "What, now, Is tho greatest foo the housewife has?" ho asked. Up went one little hand. "All right. Mary, what Is It?" "A husband," came tho quick reply. Philadelphia Ledger. "PENSULAR" Stands for Reliability. When you buy any of the Pensular Remedies you are sure of getting the best. 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