Semi-weekly Bandon recorder., June 13, 1911, Image 3

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Current Comment,
Humor and
Philosophy
The word "obsolete” puts a l>ntt!<»-
ship on the Junk pile quicker tinnì n
lull'd f< light l :i:tle H:ivert l'! Gi'.r'e
Mlsro'iiil Iris swuii" in o pìcce in t'i<>
tuur.h i f |-r g ers. Iler le IsEture has
pr’.s'.-oil :t 11 w t'rit bin’s' cs roller tow­
els from Io.el Inviiinrles. ITeveluud
I’l•■!’l Deller.
It Is s.ii.i »¡nit of tile tliour.Hills of
Bli’i'i pliicd in tlie rooms of hotels
for the use of guests but seventeen
h ive lie n stolen. It s vnri that the
Bible is a much safer Investment tbau
towels and such. Houston Host.
■x DVXCAA fl. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
tpiIERE are people who keep tlietu-
selves so busy saying uuthiug that
they never have tluie to get iuto trou­
ble.
Saving the country Is a religion with
some people and a graft with others.
Fire Traps.
Always being in the right might get
to be monotonous.
If somebody would only think to in­
vest ig»» to the-e I i<* traps before it bap-
pt
Cleveland Plain beulcr.
Cl Is in i.idortes hive a right to
wor' for their Ihi :^ without having to
jun ¡> for l.’¡elr Ilves. Baltimore Sun.
Fire tr ip condition-; ou*;lit to I k * dis­
co; ered in some other way than by a
repetition of terrible calamities. St.
Louis (I lol e -Demoi rat.
Every f tor.v building, every office
building, «»very hotel and tenement
dwelling should I k * rigorously inspect­
ed now.—Kansas City Star.
A spinster Is a woman who doesn’t
believe in entertaining and coddling
the opposite sex.
Marrying tor money may require a
lot of self assurance and uerve, but it
is marrying without money that takes
the courage.
Grumbling is a method some people
have of letting you know that they
are around.
That man is a genius
succeeds in living beyond
Some people who know uotliinx lire
often master bands at exploiting it.
Poise is more to be desired than po­
sition.
The difference between a musician
and a gossip Is the latter is seldom
caught out of practice.
Dignity is an uncomfortable perch
when jolllt.v Is passing around.
It frequently takes all of a young
man’s time and ability to be the sou
of a rich father.
Wasting time and money Is the
measure of fun with many people.
There are people whose only fault
that they want to take everything
sight and insist on trying to act
harmony with their desire.
Chance For
Comparison.
“He is the big­
gest fool I ever
saw.”
“You don’t tell
me!”
“Yes, I do.”
‘‘But lias your
experience with
fools been la rge e? ? ”
••Well. ! have
a lot of friends.”
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“Food prices have dropped once
more."
"So I hear.”
“Great, isn’t it?”
“Maybe for those who like to ent
cheap things. They never did appeal
to me.”
Ignorance Is Bliss.
“See what
me."
"What is it
“I have no
a broker."
“I wouldn’t
a flue diamoud he gave
worth?’*
idea. 1 think 1 will ask
take a chauce.”
Have Learned Obedience.
“Some meu wear good clothes, don’t
they?"
"Yes. Do you know why?”
“No. Why?”
“Because they are married men.”
Sounds So.
Though Ornar disguises,
1 fear that old man
Was sadly addicted
To rushing the can.
Her Husband, of Course.
•“Come, now, listen to me.”
“But you talk all the time.”
"But you never listen, so what’s the
difference?”
Knows How.
“He is a great knocker.”
“Blacksmith or critici”
Vanishing Trouble.
About a year or so
Ago,
As you will clearly
Recollect.
The world was very nearly
Wrecked.
Or we were happy
To expect
A catycllsm that would spell
Our finish and would wring the knell
Of this old. satisfying world.
That every whisker would be cu»!ed
And every hair would stand on end
And each into the other blend­
in short, if not in sweet, that we
Some doings very soon would see
That would, to say the very least.
Not be a sunrise In the east.
A comet lightened up the sky.
Oh, my!
It useless was to say. "Shoo fly!”
And every one was doomed to die.
Escape? That wasn’t in the book.
The comet’s tail would be our hook.
The dullest eye could take a look
There was no chance to take the cars
For Mars
Or any other star on high.
The means were not at hand to fly.
Ail we could do was sit and wait.
The die was cast , the dope w as straight.
The comet’s tall was made of gas
That had some class.
And we were hanging on the brink
Of nowhere, ready for the wink.
We were too scared to move or speak.
And then the comet took a sneak
It never breathed on us a breath
And only scared a few to d*ath
That is the way. if you should chance
To note your troubles in advance.
That many of them fade awav
Before their published date and day
When they should the engagement ft? I
They’re miles away and going still.
Boiler
Shell
Filled
With
Concrete
FÜLEYS KIDNEY REMEDY
particularly recommended
at
Cost of $50.
A most excellent road roller can be
made by any one and so cheaply that
the cost will not be of any ro i
quence.
Purchase a boiler shell four fe q
inches lone and three fe<»t nine in
In diameter,
up on end.
shaft in the
and till the shell with
concrete.
Make a frame like
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CONCH ETE KOLLER.
the one illustrated and you will bave
u five ton road roller at a cost of
about $50.
provision for their maintenance.
Here is whore the waste comes
in.
More millions will be wast­
ed unless some plan of keeping
state roads in repair is puL into
operation coon.
No sense in
building costly roads and then
letting them go to pieces for i .
want of attention at the ri'.ht
time.
English Etchings.
London business men nnd transpor­
tation companies count upon an influx
of nearly 2.000.000 visitors during the
coronation season
Tlie gross rental of London’s build
Ings is $215.009.000. while that of al!
the agricultural land in England and
Wales is under $135.000.000.
Seventy years with one firm was the
record of an aged cloth worker who
just died at Trowbridge. Wilts,
began work when he was eight
a half years old.
The W
THAT ANÏE0DY CAN MAKE
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The Erie rnllroud was completed In
1851.
A ROAD WASTE.
The
The appropriations made by
noimce
the different states for improved
tains on Its summer trains this year.
roads have been wasted to a
In I leaver all trolley cars in use both <•>
4> very large extent.
New York
winter anil summer are divided in the
has built about 650 miles of im­
middle The forward half Is open and
proved highways, Pennsylvania
perhaps one-third as much. And
the rear half closed and heated. The
neither state nor any other so
two halves are about equally' patron­
far as we kr.ow has made proper
ized at all seasons.
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HEN Traveling you want the most for your
W
money, don’t you? Why? Because it is a
That is just what we have to
business proposition,
In some ways which might nowadays
be called “sentimental” tlx* laws of an­
cient Wales were in advance of t hose
of today. Mr. .1. E. Lloyd in his “His-
lory of Wales" mentions I hat in sorne
of the codes (which were, as a rule,
very’ severe on theft) a remarkable
provision exempted from punishment
“tile starving man who, after begging
for three days and receiving nothing,
helped him self to the food which he
needed iu order to keep him alive.
That every man had the right to live
was a principle of the law, and the
sentiment of the country demanded
that every person of substance should
keep open house not only for ordinary
travelers, but also for the destitute and
the friendless.”
The woman of today who has good
health, good temper, good sense,
bl ight eyes anil a lovely complexion
the result ol correct living and good
digestion, wins the admiration of the
world. If your digestion is faulty
Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver
Tabletswill correct it. For sale by
C. Y. Lowe.
The Charivari.
The "shivuree" was introduced into
America by the French of Lotlisiau.1
nnd Canada. Of course “shivaree” is a
corrupt. contracted form of charivari,
the French word, but Its meaning is
the same. The charivari began as a
regular wedding serenade, but came to
be reserved only for unpopular mar­
riages. The council of Tours, at the
beginning of the seventeenth century
forbade this form of serenade, the pen­
alty being excommunication from ”ih
church, but this did not put aq end te
the practice
Wh ooping cough is not danger­
ous when the cough is kept loose
and expectoration easy by giving
Ch imberlain’s Cough Remedy. It
has been used in many epidemics of
this disease with perfect success, For
sale by C. Y. Lowe.
Both Desirable.
"You say jolt married once for hw««
und once for money?”
“1 did.”
"Well, what’s your verdict?”
“I think it would be nice if on»*
could combine a little of eai b.”— I-on Is
rille Courier-Journal.
We can give you the most for your money.
offer.
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The Steamer Fifield is the best equipped passenger
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boat sailing from ports south of Portland.
She is the
largest boat sailing from the Coquille river.
A! viu Munck,
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BESiHA. IRIliON
There is one medicine that every
family should be provided with and
especially din ing the summer months
viz: Chamberlain’s Colic, Choleta.
and Diarrhoea Remedy. It is almost
ceratin to be needed. Il costs but a
quarter. Can you afford to lie with­
out it? For sale by C V. Lowe.
We are Agents for the
These
facts can not be disputed. The Fifield has the best
Hot and
passenger accommodations and service.
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Fifield is equipped with
cold water in every room.
This
service
alone
ought to appeal to you.
wireless.
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Fifield has twin screw engines, therefore no danger
of being at the mercy of the sea.
Famous
EMEMBER that we always have a full passen­
Baldwin
Religion of Ancient Rome.
Theft In Ancient Wales.
Not For tho Kicker.
I SIMPLE, CHEAP ROAD ROLLER
ger list both ways.
»;] above.
The religion of the old Romans was
not a religion at nil it was patriotism.
In the republic or in its better days,
at least tlie love of country was the
all dominating feeling. Rome was ::ll.
To live for it, to die for it, to sacrifice
on behalf of its welfare the most sa-
cred possessions of life, was the Ko-
man’s religion, Ileeins, Regulus and
tlie rest of the worthies who cheer-
fully sacrificed tbemselves upon the
altar of their country were the Roman
“saints.” To do all for the state, and.
having done nil, to (lie for it if neces­
sary. without any thought of future
reward for the same that was the re
liglon of the men who made Rome the
capital of the world. New York Amer­
ican.
Pianos
Why?
It is just as we
We give you the most for your money,
When you want to go to San Francisco, order your
berth early, tben you will be sure of getting one.
Don’t stop to think about it and put it off for a day
or two.
If you are contemplai
buying a Piano, give tv.
a call.
It costs you not!
now before it is too late.
freight service.
we do.
ing lo examine them.
Many things happen in a day or two.
Ask anyone,
Do it
We also give the best
k hey will tell you that
Why ship any other way than the best when
it doesn’t cost any more.
Prices $250 am
Easy Terms
BANDON DRUG CO
Notice for Publication
Department of the Inteiior,
U. S. Land Office,
Roseburg, Oregon, May 15, 1911
Notice
of
is
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Company, Agents
A Ci real
$ $
heieby given dial John E. Young,
Bandon, Oregon,-who, on Match 10, 1'4)9,
$
$ $
made homestead entry No. 03187, for NE 1-4
SW 1-4. E 1-2 NW 1-4. Sec. 33, and SE I 4.
Semi-Weekly Or.-^n Journal, une
SW 1-4,
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Semi - Weekly Rundún Recorder
Section 28, T ownship 29 S, Range
14 Wf-I, Willamette Meridian, has filed notice
of intention to make final commutation proof. Io
one year. _
A Bargain
establish claim to the land above described, be­
fore A. O. Morse, Unrled Siatcs (. nmmi--inner,
al
Bandon, Oregon, on
the
711«
day of July,
1911.
Claimant names as witm- rs:
E. I f. I fad all
Elgin Shader, Graydon I readgold and K-na -th
Perkins, all of Bandon, Oregon.
BENJAMIN F. JONES,
3O.t6 T
Register.
BOOTS - AND
SHOES
You can’t ex|>ecl to (M $2 wotih
for $1, but you can gil your
money’« worth at
M
B K E I e
¡rs
¡ lie Semi Weekly
;
I Oregon Journal
Piibli-F.f■; thf I ¡h » rnd mo t complete !*•!'•-
graphic
nrwr r>i tin-
market
retort
whrr
fl»**
world;
piv* i pliable
a» lì i . puLli li<- I at Portland
m.trkri news ran !>*• and i < or-
rectcd to date for each issue.
pag<- of
it ako lia . a
p tial mailer fot the farm
home, an
*inr
interesting story page and a pag<
or moro of comic each week, anti it goes to
Dealer in Hoots and Shoes.
Repairing neatly and promp­
tly done at lowest liv-
ing prices
Wanted
In Coos or Curry Crut olii Lath i;.
Plastering nr Chimney Work.
It is worse than useless to take
35
years ex|xrrien< <•. All work
any tnedii ine internally for muscular I tirsi class at right prices.
or chronic rheumatism. All that is
A. M. FINCH. Banden. ( >r<.
ne ded is a free application of Chain
lx rlain’s Liniment. For sale by C.
Chamberlain s Cough Remedy
Y. Lowe.
I Curt« Cold«, Croup and Wh7x.plng cuugu.
lie 4il>scrib*r twice each week---194 lime
Three Nice Level Lots Close in on
Columbia Ave.. opposite
$250 each
Church
Invest now
worth more money, hut see
year.
The SemiWeekly
Bandon Recorder
Give, all lire loral news and l,..p|.- mn„ an
should b in every home in thiv vn may. 11
two papers inak- a -pl-ndui eomlrrnalion an.
you can sav $1 l>y
lions Io
e nding your
1 he Bandon Re: order.
tub < ii|.
Vv’r
also give '»tir ijl.«crih»,K a y<»od clubbing’ oi
fer for the Daily and Sunday,
or Sunday
Journal in connection with the Semi-Weekly
Bandon Recorder.
B. W. Charlesworth
Opposite Grand Theatre
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