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T. COLEMAN DJ PONT MAKES
COWED THE THltvES.
S1.000.00D GOOD EDAD OFFEB
Proposte Highway 103 Mi.. . Long and
a Hundred Feet Wide.
fj.
DIAGNOSING A JOKE.
Ccd but Elective Way of Attaching a
Man's Property
Atta king n unui's ¡ ro, » rit for debt
• " slip os.’d [«» ht* tl I.:::11
hut
It Seemed Easy at First, but the Cate
Proved Hopeless.
home Choice B uys in Bandon
REAL ESTAIT
To Horse Breeders:
Tlie name uf the author of the fol
lowing story is better known for poet
ini »11 ¡'lent Which oc< lit ;
yi* IFV> :t^o ill
ry tlian prose. However, here is wbut
' ¡1
«•( Nalff’l.e/. a-' IrLHtul l»> |»;H y
. 8. E. Kiser per|»etrated at a conven
T. Coleman du Pont of Wilmington.
i ( li ' k.’U ill Ills “Life ni.d Adventures.” tion of American humorists:
Del . has oiieied to advance tfl.'.HMt i
The Celebrated
Lots in Sin til’s Addition Iron» $25 up. Close in and level land.
h
il ,‘t tii.T.* are o:her •':dt:n b
raw and maw were sitting lu the
to tin* state of Delaware for the enn-
I ols in the Woolen Mill Addition from $65 up
You can work
inents wh't'h sonieiitnes aui’ouipii^U a , sitting room one evening, ami pretty
Imported
Belgian
Sit.llion
strui t ion of a modern highway the , li
in th<' Mills and go home lor dinner from these lots. About 40 to
treuctiueut purpose.
soon paw began to laff.
the length <>f the commonwealth The
pick from.
An odd affair occurred when I w is
“Wbat’s wrong! maw ast.
distance 1« 1H3 miles.
last
ni
Nah
hex.
declared
Mr.
Crockett.
Five Room Cottage on Plank Road, live minutes walk from post
"This
is
one
of
the
best
joaks
1
ever
Mr. du Pom wants the road to be
oltice 40x201, leet. Price Jioo.y.
1<»O feet ill width, but his advl->-rs A sieatuboat stopped at the landing. saw." paw says.
:in<l i»i;e of tlie crew went ashore to
"LisAn and I'll
I'oiirteen lots ill \V.»lei man's Park- All clear, nice and level,
will make the s« a . < 1 1'11
lime urged him to make the width
purchase provislous. He went Iaio a ■ is tlie mistake i t'
Sito Tjme il wanted. Cotne and see them.
wo blocks lion?
either sixty or eighty feet.
.
t
Bandon,
Four
E
:
.
lan»
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Tile matter is tile greatest tl.at Ims saloon on (he way. and t'n* udroit In- us that of a dentust?' Do you know?"
11 igh S> ho<>1
tunics contrived to r..h him of all liia paw ast.
ever developed ill this state in con-
lois, Sixes River .rd Poi t
1 ghtv /V ies 15 acres bolt» ill balance bench land Good
money. The captain of rhe boat, a de
"No." maw told him.
termini d fellow, went ashore in lito
"lieciiz.” paw red. "one tills six feat Orford,
commencing April house, . .1111 and out house Some slashed ami 1 snap at j.’.'aa
A I’hrce Ac.e piece of land close to 1 w school house $3500.
bo e U persuading them to refund. anil the other fills an alter."
1st, 1911.
This is a snap.
blH Urey declined.
"How do they do that?" maw ast.
House and laige lot in West P.mdon close in, Ji ’oo.
'Be o-. they made A mistake." ¡»aw
Without further ceremony rhe cap
Dates and time table ap
tain. assisted by his crew and passen ausered.
House and 1 t in Woodland Addition Good locution for $1200
pear on the posters.
"Which does?" mnw says.
gers. some BUO or 4<X) in number, made
176 Acres Coal I .anil, if taken quick will be sold cheap—On Co
"Both of them," ¡»aw told her.
fast an immense cable to Hie frame
quille rivet.
building where the theft had been "That’s why the mistake of the doek-
|o Acres Good Hill Land, 3 miles from Bandon, $40 per acre.
Signed, Belgian Horse Bre xi-
committed, Then lie allowed fifteen *er Izzent as Bad as the dentust's."
I he.se are all li.ugains and if interested vo.t had better get busy.
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Why
not?
”
says
maw.
minutes for the money Co be forth-
ers Association of Curry
Write, call or phone
Ji].
()A I< ES
"The dockter only fills Six feat.”
coming, vowing that if it were uot
County.
liefrrtuce: Any Rank in Bandon
produced within that time lie would paw told her. “and the dentust tills Alt
put steam to his bout and drag tho aker."
"I don't understand About tlie feat."
bouse into the river.
The thieves knew that he would maw seil. 'Why does he Fill six of M. G. POHL, Optorneterist
keep his word, and the money was them anil What does lie fill them
with?" I'aw begun to look kind of
promptly produced.
glassy out of ids eyes, and lie Red tlie
joak again to himself So lie would lie
M ît
sure lie Didn't make euuy mistake.
SSm SLEEP
Then he says:
I <uiih»t be over estimated and any
“Why, you see. if a dockter would 2d, 3d and 4th Saturdays at I
¡ihrent that prevenís it is a mt nace make a mistake It mite bo t'atle. and Hotel Gallier, Bandon, Ore.
BRIDGE N BEACII Stove, Ranges and I letters have in them so many excellencies
I l(i health. I L. Smithers, i' .tu Claire, so he would fill sl.x feat of earth with
a man, because tlie man would Be
th il they are now acknowledged I he greatest sellers on the coast and they «re growing
i Wis.. says: "1 have been unable to about six feat tall, you no."
in favor every year.
We have the exclusive agency in Bandon for these household
"I don't see mutch to laugh a bout
i deep nights, because of pains actoss
We
are
Agents
for
the
and
office
nec.es.
ities,
and
prices range exceedingly modest in either case.
T. COLEMAN DU PONT.
' my back and soreness of mv kidneys, such a Joak.” maw told him. “May
be
it
miteu't
be
a
mail
at
all.
Or
be
TINNING
AND
PLUMBING A SPECIALTY.
it means
nectlon with good roads.
and mv general condition was much mite be short.”
that the legislature will not be colu
Our Assortment oí Hardware^ Tinware and I'dged Tools is Most Complete.
“Oil, well," paw says, "they Just pre
1 have been taking Eo-
polled to authorize tile issuance of run down.
tend He would be a six footer so as
bonds for the purpose.
I ley s Kidney Pills but a short time to Make it come in with the aker."
.Mr. du Pout, it is stated, will agree
i and now sleep as sound as a rock. I
“Why do they want to do that?"
to lie reimbursed by having the diff.T-
’i¿» ' æ
‘'«O ■‘r. i. raw ¿ ..Kk aim . ur.íf«*(W<favnw
maw ast.
enee in taxation between the existing know that Eolev's Kidney Pills have
“That’s the Joak,” paw says.
assessment of farm lands and the as cured me ” Bandon Drug Co.
“Which is?" muw told him.
sessment that the improvement will
“Why, the aker.” paw ausered.
create turned over to him. He figures
“Where are they euny Joal. about
All Kind* of Electrical Supplies. Estimate* Furnished on
he will be repaid in a few years.
that?” maw ast.
PRESENCE
OF
MIND
Wiring and Electric Lighting
Mr. du Pont is a cousin of United
“The dentust fills it, you no.” paw
States Senator du Pont of Delaware
The Earl Kept His Head, and the sed, but he Didn't seme to be \ erv sure
Jk. S. ELLIOTT. Manager
and was formerly Republican state
Highwayman Lost His.
about it By that time.
chairman.
If you are contemplating
tn “Sporting Days and Sporting
“Yes," maw says, "but you red t ba t
Ways' ” Ralph Nevill relates two inci- lie made A mistake.”
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buying a Piano, give us
“Don’t you know what an aker 1H?” J
dents of Hie early nineteenth century
<♦>
...
paw
ast.
"A
tooth
that
You
till
is
an
in
which
English
highwaymen
figure:
SIMPLE METHOD OF AP-
a call. It costs you noth-
"In August. 1S19, Lady Stanley, aker, and They have akers of ground.”
PLYING ROAD OIL.
“But where does the mistake come
traveling front York accompanied by
ing to examine them
tier servant, was stopped by a high In?” maw sed.
mut.tik
ha X pin
Colonel W. H. McKIcroy of An
“Why, be Fills the rung one," paw
wayman. when the maid in her alarm
niston, Ala., has treated a block
took up a bottle of ginger beer, and answered. Wiping his torrid and kind
of road on which his residence
Capital Stock $50,000
is situated with road oil, using a
tlie cork (lying out made sin h a report of lookMig Around like if Im was Irv /
BOARD OF DIRECTORS: J. L. Kronenberg, Eresident. J. Denholm, Vice
and 'original
method,
simple
that tlie highwayman Instantly gnllop- ing to see If tlie escape was all cut off. I
President; F. J. Fahy, Cashier; Frank Flam, T. P. Manly.
The oil used was road oil con-
ed off in great alarm ”
“Well, then, how does lie fill II o 1
taining 50 per cent of ar.phait.
lx rd Berkeley's encounter with one aker,” maw ast. “if the tooth he Fills
A general hanking business transacted and customers given every accommodation con-'
He had the bottom of a two gal-
of the fam.ms "gentlemen of the road" Is Hie rong one And duzzent ake?”
sistent with safe and conservative banking
Ion bucket perforated with nails.
had
more
serious
consequences:
Then
paw
got
up
and
tore
the
Al-
With this a man sprinkled the
CORRESPONDENTS: The American National Bank, of San Francisco, Calif:
"I’ein;: driven oi or Hounslow Heath mannick in two and Threw it in the
block in half a day.
The cost
Merchants National Bank, Portland, Oregon; I li< Chase Natu fial Bank, of New York.
lie was awakened from sleep by Ids waist basket and sed:
for material and labor was $3
per lot of seventy foot frontage.
coach being brought to a standstill
“They are no use Trying to bring
and a til lenten ing face looking In at enny sunshine Into Tills fatnbly. Let's
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Hie window.
drop the subject. The man tliit rote
‘I have you at last, my lord.' said the joak Was a tool and the one that
RESULTS WITHOUT STONE. a " gruff
voice, 'though you said you printed it was a worse one. but I'm nut
would never yield to a robber. Deliver!’ going to rong Either one of them by
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Good Roads Being Built by Using
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"'Certainly.' was the earl's reply, unjust suspishens. Meliliy they didn't
Drags and Concrete Culverts.
'but tell me first who is that looking every try to tell it To a woman.”—
There isn't a perch uf surface stone
over your shoulder?’
New York Post.
in Scotland county, .Mo., but its in
"The highwayman turned his bend
habitants do uot despair of getting
to look and nt the same moment Lord
Constipation brings in i; \ liiuu .i
good roads. Not only have the county
Berkeley shot him through the Lead
commissioners voted for a poll t i of dead."
in its train and is the primal >■ < ,iu <
Sti this year, but many farmers have I
I )• » you w;in
pine dm•••> and
of much sickness. Keep your lion
Twin Screw, New and Fast
volunteered to drag the roads.
Tho Lion of St. Mark.
dm;, snudile , hoc perfumes h • i
els
regular
madam,
and
you
will
<
In the county are 1.21)0 mill s of dirt
The symbol of Hie Venetian republic
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roads. Concrete culverts are replac — the famous lion of St. Mark—is made cape many of the ailments to wbirli
blushes and loiiet anieles.
fi so
ing the (dank bridges which hive of bronze. There is a tradition among
call an
women are .subjet 1. Constip.il n is
been in use since the county first was the Venetian people that its eyes are
organized. Big crops have been rai. • .1 diamonds. They are really white, ng- a very simple thing, but like many
C. Y. I.OWE, The ilruxgÍNÍ
in the county this year, and many ates. faceted. Its mane Is most elabo simple things, it may lead to seriour
BANIMíN, OKI!.
Our interests are your interests. Fair rates and
farmers have paid their poll tax in rately wrought, and its retracted, gap
consequences.
Nature
often
need
,
rm
cash rather than work on the roads. ing month and its tierce mustaches
good service our motto
Nearly all of the money which has give It an oriental aspect. The crea • i little assistance and when Cham
been received from ibis source is be ture ns it now stands belongs to many berlain’s Tablets are given at the
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ing spent by the county commissioners different epochs, varying from some
lirst indication, much distress end
■ A. F. Estabrook Co., 245 Cal. St., San Francisco
in building modern coucrete culverts.
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date previous to our era down to tills
BANDON WAREHOUSE CO, Agent«, Bandon, Oregon
Sold by
■More than half of the roads in the century. It is conjectured that it may suffering may lie avoided.
county lie flat. The roads have been have originally formed a ¡»art of the C. Y. I.owe.
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built with good drainage and are in decoration of some Assyrian palace.
condition Hint is good computed wit It St. Mark's lion ft certainly was not
What they were before they we: e grad originally, for It was made to stand
The Very Oldest Inn.
I ast ami Commodious
ed. It lias been estimated by mer level upon the ground and hud to be
Which is the oldest inn in England? j Semi Weekly < »o-gon Journal, one
chants of .Memphis, the county seat, raised up in front to allow the evangel The title deeds of the Saracen's Head
year .
______
.... . $ 1.50
that the new effort for good reads has to be slipped under its fore paws.
at Newark date back to 1311. am! local * Sr rm - Weekly Barukui Recorder
added $5 to the value of every farm
antiquaries cite documentary evidence
I.so
one yr«r
which adjoins the Improved roads.
Wlun a medicine must be given to prove that Hie Seven Stars at Man
chester existed before the yenr 1356.
$1.(0
1 otill _ _ __
to voting children it should be pleas There
Tarring Shell Roads.
is even a legend that the wife
Chamberlain’s Cough of Earl Godwin stayed at the Foun
An experiment Is being made by tut to take.
I .eaves Portland (Ainsworth Dock ) X p. m. every Tuesday.
Street Commissioner Crary of St. Au Remedy is made from loaf sugar and tain nt Canterbury In 1029. “But w hat
gustine, Fla., with n tar binder on the
are all these compared with the Fight
Leaves Coos Hay every Saturday at service of tl < tide.
shell paving on South St. George street. the roots used in its preparation ing Cock nt St. Albans, mentioned In
The results of the test proved to be give it a flavor similar to maple syr 'Old Country Inn.' and said to be
entirely satisfactory, and it may solve up. making ir pleasant to take,
I he Semi Weekly
ft the oldest Inhabited house In England?
the problem of making the shell pave
• A few years ago its signboard modest
< onfirm Sailing* T hrougli C. M. SPENGI.R, Agent Bandon
ment more lusting nt slight expense. has no superior for colds, croup and ly chronicled the fact that It bad been
Six hundred square yards were trenti l vhooping cough.
For sale l»y C. 'rebuilt, after the flood.’ "
at a cost of 41-.. cents a yard. The Y. Lowe.
Publsl.i'i die kt*-t and mo .' <-ornpl< !<■ I-1.*-
surface was fir«t scarified and then
Like Herbine lor indi^i'->ti<»n. graphic new-, of the work!; give., reliable
graded to a crown
While the shell
Out of Hi« Class.
iniukrt report,, h it i; pul Ji Ind at Poidand ■
was in this loose condition gas tar was
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Dissatisfied Patron Gentle disposi It relieve» the j>.,in in a feiv minute,
applied, and the street was then rolled
wfirre die maikrt new, ran be and il cor
tion: Why. he wants to bite the head and forces the fermented m ill» r
with the steam roller There is every
rected to dale (oi each l- .ire. It a! .<j ha a
off every dog be meets.
I’ve been whit It causes the misery into the l» iw
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Indication that the street will now shed
pa/r of iprci.l mailer lor lire farm ami
swindled! Dog Merchant -You didn't
NEW STATE ROOMS INSTALLED
the water better In rains and tliut the
els
where
it
is
expelled.
Prii
e
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liomi', an Udcre4mg story payr and a pa^<
ought to keep dogs at all. mister. The
gas tar will act as a binder, prevent-
aiiimnls you ought to keen wlv your Sold by C. Y. Lowe.
or more of comic ca< h week, and it goo« to
Ing the shell from grinding up and
Eight Day Service Between the Coquille River and
temperament is silkworms!—London
he rubreriber twite each week- -104 lune; a
blowing away.
Punch.
year.
San Francisco
Alarms
THE
OF G0ÜÜ HEALTH
THE HARDWARE MAN
Famous
Baldwin
Pianos
Bandon Light & Power Co.
BANK OF BANDON
f
:
Easy Terms
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BANDON DRUG CC
Everything in the Drug!
Sirs Pifíele! & Bandon
Line
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A (¡real
1st Class Passage,
Up Freight,
$10.00 & $7.50
3.00
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Clubbing Offer
S. S. BREAKWATER
Oregon Journal
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S S. ELIZ j
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First Class Passenger Fare,
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1)tí j i 1
Worsa and Worao.
WHEN
<•
TO
DRAG.
Begin in the spring when the
frost hat left the ground and
the road begins to dry, but while
yet muddy.
Drag immediately after very
prolonged rain throughout tho
season.
Drag in the fall just before
tho ground freezes.
Drag in the winter if the frost
loaves the ground. It will freeze
smooth.
Do not drag a dry road.
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Strict Golf.
"You mustn't touch the batt. Use a
stick."
"flow ntn I going to get It out of a
mtidbole with a stick? Caddy, go over
to Hie clubhouse and borrow a pair of
tongs "—Pittsburg Post.
Timely.
Howell-He doesn’t know much,
Powell—No; he couldn't tell a dog
watch fruin a cuckoo clock.—Ex-
change.
Knowledge and timber shouldn't be
much u-ed uaa UI they are seasoned.—
Bol men
lie -Miss Chant is certainly a ¡»lain
girl, isn’t site?
She Well, she isn't a Iwauty. but
wlp-n you hear tier slug you will forget
her face
“Why. is her singing as bud 114
that?" New York Journal.
The Semi'Weekly
Bandon Recorder
A Weather Wail.
This life Is an experience tough.
Our grief it bids us nurse.
Although the *now. Is bad enough,
The thaw is something worse.
And then— in such a sorry plight
Our grammar we forget—
There comes In one unhappy night
A freeze that's worsep yet*
— Washington Star.
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Gives all the local news and happening« and
should lx? in every home m this vm indy, ¡’he
two papers make a >plen<iid combination and
you can save $ I by »ending your »ubM.rip-
Iion« to lb»* Bandon Recorder. We can
also give our «ubtcribrr. a good clul/bing of-
for the Daily and Sunday, or Sunday
Mirna! io connection with the Semi Weekly
Bandon Re« order.
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Freight Rates,
$7.50
$3 on Up Freight
.1. E. WALSTKOM, Agent, Baud. n. Oregon.
E. N I. 1. Kruse, owner» ami managers, 24 California St., San I ranciscn.
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