3 •util»/ tíZ.:.. T. COLEMAN DJ PONT MAKES COWED THE THltvES. S1.000.00D GOOD EDAD OFFEB Proposte Highway 103 Mi.. . Long and a Hundred Feet Wide. fj. DIAGNOSING A JOKE. Ccd but Elective Way of Attaching a Man's Property Atta king n unui's ¡ ro, » rit for debt • " slip os.’d [«» ht* tl I.:::11 hut It Seemed Easy at First, but the Cate Proved Hopeless. home Choice B uys in Bandon REAL ESTAIT To Horse Breeders: Tlie name uf the author of the fol­ lowing story is better known for poet­ ini »11 ¡'lent Which oc< lit ; yi* IFV> :t^o ill ry tlian prose. However, here is wbut ' ¡1 «•( Nalff’l.e/. a-' IrLHtul l»> |»;H y . 8. E. Kiser per|»etrated at a conven­ T. Coleman du Pont of Wilmington. i ( li ' k.’U ill Ills “Life ni.d Adventures.” tion of American humorists: Del . has oiieied to advance tfl.'.HMt i The Celebrated Lots in Sin til’s Addition Iron» $25 up. Close in and level land. h il ,‘t tii.T.* are o:her •':dt:n b raw and maw were sitting lu the to tin* state of Delaware for the enn- I ols in the Woolen Mill Addition from $65 up You can work inents wh't'h sonieiitnes aui’ouipii^U a , sitting room one evening, ami pretty Imported Belgian Sit.llion strui t ion of a modern highway the , li­ in th<' Mills and go home lor dinner from these lots. About 40 to treuctiueut purpose. soon paw began to laff. the length <>f the commonwealth The pick from. An odd affair occurred when I w is “Wbat’s wrong! maw ast. distance 1« 1H3 miles. last ni Nah hex. declared Mr. Crockett. Five Room Cottage on Plank Road, live minutes walk from post "This is one of the best joaks 1 ever Mr. du Pom wants the road to be oltice 40x201, leet. Price Jioo.y. 1<»O feet ill width, but his advl->-rs A sieatuboat stopped at the landing. saw." paw says. :in ho<>1 tunics contrived to r..h him of all liia paw ast. ever developed ill this state in con- lois, Sixes River .rd Poi t 1 ghtv /V ies 15 acres bolt» ill balance bench land Good money. The captain of rhe boat, a de­ "No." maw told him. termini d fellow, went ashore in lito "lieciiz.” paw red. "one tills six feat Orford, commencing April house, . .1111 and out house Some slashed ami 1 snap at j.’.'aa A I’hrce Ac.e piece of land close to 1 w school house $3500. bo e U persuading them to refund. anil the other fills an alter." 1st, 1911. This is a snap. blH Urey declined. "How do they do that?" maw ast. House and laige lot in West P.mdon close in, Ji ’oo. 'Be o-. they made A mistake." ¡»aw Without further ceremony rhe cap­ Dates and time table ap­ tain. assisted by his crew and passen­ ausered. House and 1 t in Woodland Addition Good locution for $1200 pear on the posters. "Which does?" mnw says. gers. some BUO or 4 ... paw ast. "A tooth that You till is an in which English highwaymen figure: SIMPLE METHOD OF AP- a call. It costs you noth- "In August. 1S19, Lady Stanley, aker, and They have akers of ground.” PLYING ROAD OIL. “But where does the mistake come traveling front York accompanied by ing to examine them tier servant, was stopped by a high­ In?” maw sed. mut.tik ha X pin Colonel W. H. McKIcroy of An­ “Why, be Fills the rung one," paw wayman. when the maid in her alarm niston, Ala., has treated a block took up a bottle of ginger beer, and answered. Wiping his torrid and kind of road on which his residence Capital Stock $50,000 is situated with road oil, using a tlie cork (lying out made sin h a report of lookMig Around like if Im was Irv­ / BOARD OF DIRECTORS: J. L. Kronenberg, Eresident. J. Denholm, Vice and 'original method, simple that tlie highwayman Instantly gnllop- ing to see If tlie escape was all cut off. I President; F. J. Fahy, Cashier; Frank Flam, T. P. Manly. The oil used was road oil con- ed off in great alarm ” “Well, then, how does lie fill II o 1 taining 50 per cent of ar.phait. lx rd Berkeley's encounter with one aker,” maw ast. “if the tooth he Fills A general hanking business transacted and customers given every accommodation con-' He had the bottom of a two gal- of the fam.ms "gentlemen of the road" Is Hie rong one And duzzent ake?” sistent with safe and conservative banking Ion bucket perforated with nails. had more serious consequences: Then paw got up and tore the Al- With this a man sprinkled the CORRESPONDENTS: The American National Bank, of San Francisco, Calif: "I’ein;: driven oi or Hounslow Heath mannick in two and Threw it in the block in half a day. The cost Merchants National Bank, Portland, Oregon; I li< Chase Natu fial Bank, of New York. lie was awakened from sleep by Ids waist basket and sed: for material and labor was $3 per lot of seventy foot frontage. coach being brought to a standstill “They are no use Trying to bring and a til lenten ing face looking In at enny sunshine Into Tills fatnbly. Let's ................................................... ... Hie window. drop the subject. The man tliit rote ‘I have you at last, my lord.' said the joak Was a tool and the one that RESULTS WITHOUT STONE. a " gruff voice, 'though you said you printed it was a worse one. but I'm nut would never yield to a robber. Deliver!’ going to rong Either one of them by —I ‘j Good Roads Being Built by Using ■. - "'Certainly.' was the earl's reply, unjust suspishens. Meliliy they didn't Drags and Concrete Culverts. 'but tell me first who is that looking every try to tell it To a woman.”— There isn't a perch uf surface stone over your shoulder?’ New York Post. in Scotland county, .Mo., but its in­ "The highwayman turned his bend habitants do uot despair of getting to look and nt the same moment Lord Constipation brings in i; \ liiuu .i good roads. Not only have the county Berkeley shot him through the Lead commissioners voted for a poll t i of dead." in its train and is the primal >■ < ,iu < Sti this year, but many farmers have I I )• » you w;in pine dm•••> and of much sickness. Keep your lion Twin Screw, New and Fast volunteered to drag the roads. Tho Lion of St. Mark. dm;, snudile , hoc perfumes h • i els regular madam, and you will < In the county are 1.21)0 mill s of dirt The symbol of Hie Venetian republic 3 roads. Concrete culverts are replac­ — the famous lion of St. Mark—is made cape many of the ailments to wbirli blushes and loiiet anieles. fi so ing the (dank bridges which hive of bronze. There is a tradition among call an women are .subjet 1. Constip.il n is been in use since the county first was the Venetian people that its eyes are organized. Big crops have been rai. • .1 diamonds. They are really white, ng- a very simple thing, but like many C. Y. I.OWE, The ilruxgÍNÍ in the county this year, and many ates. faceted. Its mane Is most elabo­ simple things, it may lead to seriour BANIMíN, OKI!. Our interests are your interests. Fair rates and farmers have paid their poll tax in rately wrought, and its retracted, gap­ consequences. Nature often need , rm cash rather than work on the roads. ing month and its tierce mustaches good service our motto Nearly all of the money which has give It an oriental aspect. The crea­ • i little assistance and when Cham­ been received from ibis source is be­ ture ns it now stands belongs to many berlain’s Tablets are given at the I ing spent by the county commissioners different epochs, varying from some lirst indication, much distress end ■ A. F. Estabrook Co., 245 Cal. St., San Francisco in building modern coucrete culverts. ■ date previous to our era down to tills BANDON WAREHOUSE CO, Agent«, Bandon, Oregon Sold by ■More than half of the roads in the century. It is conjectured that it may suffering may lie avoided. county lie flat. The roads have been have originally formed a ¡»art of the C. Y. I.owe. ; built with good drainage and are in decoration of some Assyrian palace. condition Hint is good computed wit It St. Mark's lion ft certainly was not What they were before they we: e grad­ originally, for It was made to stand The Very Oldest Inn. I ast ami Commodious ed. It lias been estimated by mer­ level upon the ground and hud to be Which is the oldest inn in England? j Semi Weekly < »o-gon Journal, one chants of .Memphis, the county seat, raised up in front to allow the evangel The title deeds of the Saracen's Head year . ______ .... . $ 1.50 that the new effort for good reads has to be slipped under its fore paws. at Newark date back to 1311. am! local * Sr rm - Weekly Barukui Recorder added $5 to the value of every farm antiquaries cite documentary evidence I.so one yr«r which adjoins the Improved roads. Wlun a medicine must be given to prove that Hie Seven Stars at Man­ chester existed before the yenr 1356. $1.(0 1 otill _ _ __ to voting children it should be pleas There Tarring Shell Roads. is even a legend that the wife Chamberlain’s Cough of Earl Godwin stayed at the Foun­ An experiment Is being made by tut to take. I .eaves Portland (Ainsworth Dock ) X p. m. every Tuesday. Street Commissioner Crary of St. Au­ Remedy is made from loaf sugar and tain nt Canterbury In 1029. “But w hat gustine, Fla., with n tar binder on the are all these compared with the Fight­ Leaves Coos Hay every Saturday at service of tl < tide. shell paving on South St. George street. the roots used in its preparation ing Cock nt St. Albans, mentioned In The results of the test proved to be give it a flavor similar to maple syr­ 'Old Country Inn.' and said to be entirely satisfactory, and it may solve up. making ir pleasant to take, I he Semi Weekly ft the oldest Inhabited house In England? the problem of making the shell pave­ • A few years ago its signboard modest < onfirm Sailing* T hrougli C. M. SPENGI.R, Agent Bandon ment more lusting nt slight expense. has no superior for colds, croup and ly chronicled the fact that It bad been Six hundred square yards were trenti l vhooping cough. For sale l»y C. 'rebuilt, after the flood.’ " at a cost of 41-.. cents a yard. The Y. Lowe. Publsl.i'i die kt*-t and mo .' <-ornpl< !<■ I-1.*- surface was fir«t scarified and then Like Herbine lor indi^i'->ti<»n. graphic new-, of the work!; give., reliable graded to a crown While the shell Out of Hi« Class. iniukrt report,, h it i; pul Ji Ind at Poidand ■ was in this loose condition gas tar was 1-J ' 11 1 Dissatisfied Patron Gentle disposi­ It relieve» the j>.,in in a feiv minute, applied, and the street was then rolled wfirre die maikrt new, ran be and il cor­ tion: Why. he wants to bite the head and forces the fermented m ill» r with the steam roller There is every rected to dale (oi each l- .ire. It a! .plen