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THE Beaverton Review Issued E very F riday Oregon at Beaverton f M o n e y to B u r n Entered as second class matter December 9, 1922, at th# po.-tcffi.-e under the at Boavrrt-on, Oregon, A r t o f Marrh 3. 1879. J H Haletl .. Business F R ID A Y , J U L Y I, B y P eter B . K y ne M anager 1932 Vacation and Tour.nit Season Thib ia the tim e o f y ea r when moat people begin to plan lon g or ahort trips by autom obile. The touring fan w ill seek the out-of- the-w ay road in order to discover fo r hAnself the m ore beautiful spots o f Nature. This is particular ly true if a person is planning to camp out. In preparation fo r a trip o f this kind, careful forethough t is usually given to the necessary spare parts o f the car. the kind o f cloth in g to take along, or the fis h in g equip ment needed; but often little thought is given to the safeguard- o f one's health on the trip. This latter point cannot be too stron gly emphasized, because, on such a trip liv in g conditions are often changed so much by expo sure to ¡«clem en t w eath er, lack o f sleep, irregu lar hours and other factors, that the body m ay be come more susceptible to attack from disease than it would be under the norm al home conditions Another hazard which m igh t a f fe ct the autom obile tr a v e lle r is the roadside d rin king w a ter supply. On a hot and dusty d rive a drink o f cool w a ter fro m “ The Old Oaken Bucket’’ type o f w ell,, looks a ttra c tive, but from a san itary view point such open and exposed w a te r sup plies a re the ones to be avoided. C arefu l attention should be g iv en to the scoirce o f the m ilk sup ply, p articularly i f there are chil dren in the party. A sw im m ing place shoud be selected w ith care also, in order to avoid the use o f streams c a rryin g sew age fro m com munities located up stream from the camp. I f your vacation takes you into localities infested w ith malaria bearing mosquitoes, m osquito net tin g should be included in your luggage. T h erefore it devolves upon the tourist him self to see that all san itary precautions are taken to safeguard his health w h ile on a vacation. The Story o f the K id M ho M ade Good (A F a b le) Once upon a T im e th ere w ere Three Sons in C ollege. A n d a fte r a sufficient number o f Y ea rs they all Commenced. A f t e r P re x y had said his Piece and the Sheepskins had been dished out, and the Boys had rid them selves o f th eir M on key H ats, they a ll adjourned to the C ollege H angout f o r a couple o f Quick Ones. “ W ell, it looks to me like a Tough W o rld !’’ w ailed one o f the Boys. “ I ’ m g o in g Hom e, Sw eet Home and work fo r the Old Man T h ere’s no sense in m y sta rtin g fro m the Bottom som ewhere else w-hen the P ater's r o llin g in G ra v y ! ’ So he packed his Saxophone and his Book and started fo r Home. “ It ’s too Soon to dust o ff the Office Chair,’ ' com plained “the Se cond Y ou n g Hopeful. “ I ’m g o in g to take the next F lo a tin g B ar fo r the Other Side, g e t m e a H igh er Education in some fo re ig n School, and let Dad charge R to P rofit and Loss.’' So he sent a F a re well L etter to M ary, carbon Copies to Sally, Flo, G e rty and Ruth, and sailed fo r E u rop e Twenty-Second Installment “ You're an even dirtier Uttle rat than I gave you credit far being. So unless I give you ulnety thou- sand dollars you will put the ex perts from the Internal rerenne de partment on the trail o f the estate, and they'll collect so much taxes Illegally withheld— " “ They’U fine the estate—you know they will.” Bunker screamed. “ They can't do anything to your uncle, but they can fine his estate up to oue hundred per cent They won't have any pity on you." “They ought to fine the estate. I would If 1 were the collector o f In ternal revenue. Now look here. Hunker—I ought to go to the col lector o f Internal revenue, turn you over to him and have blm put you In Jail.” “ You can’t You can’t prove anything, and I've got those books hidden where nobody can find them. Better a.-cept my proposi tion. You'll get out with some thing, then I f you won’t play the game I’ll see to It that you got out with exactly what I get— nothing!" “ You forget that you are an ac cessory before the fact. In the eyes o f the law you have commit ted a felony by aiding and abetting my uncle to defraud the govern ment.” “ I know But when I turn state's evidence they won’t do anything to me.” Blinker laughed mirthlesaly. ’T h a t's what Immunity haths are for. They pay me fo r my Informa tion." “ Bunker, you re loathsome. Get ont o f my room Quick I don’t tike to rough-house a little old man like you. but If you're still stand ing there leering triumphantly at me thirty seconds from now H I manhandle you. Scat, you pole cat !“ Bellowing R.inker's unceremonious departure. Elmer Clarke sat down to do gome solid tbinklng. He had need to. for If Bunker’s threat should not prove to he an Idle one. he was liable to find him self In a most unenviable position. “ Well, one thing Is certain," he ledded. “ I f the collector o f Inter nal revenue, egged on by Bunker, should levy on the total residue o f the estate. I'll he back, financially, where 1 was before Uncle Hiram died but with this exception— I ’ll tie ont o f a Job W ell, I ’ll soon find another. My health Is A-oue again, so what the devil do I care for the «lings and arrows o f outrageous fortune, provided I do not have to wait too long to marry N ellie? “ Why. I almost forgot that I am mayor. I have got a Job. after all. and It pays me one hundred dol lars a month Well. I've existed on less Elmer, old settler, you're not licked at all. but oh. boy. when you get hack to Pllarcltos your sense o f humor Is certainly going to be tested I Th ey're going to tell this Joke on you while anybody lives to remember It. “ Yes. Indeed. Elmer Clarke, you’ re right 1 P ilardtos Isn’t going to be s pleasant place for you to live In herenfter, but— you’re go ing to live there because N ellie Uve* there, because you’re the mayor and also a high school trustee, and you can't resign from either Job Just because you’ re a public Joke. That would be haul ing down your flag, which Is alien to your nature— beside* which. It would be the very finest way o f los ing Nellie. Guess I'll sing the na tional anthem o f Slam 1“ He decided to await develop ments. It occurred to him that if Bunker really had such a club to swing he would have swung It most profitably on U n de Hiram before the latter departed for that myste rious land where Income taxes are not. He certainly would no« awing It nntil he had collected his own legacy from the estate, for Bunker was too cunning to make such a maladroit move. Perhaps Ms threat had been a monumental bluff. “ I think this Is a matter I should take up with McPeake," he decid “ M y Dad wouldn’t hire me i f I were anyone else,’ ’ th ought the Third, “ so th ere’s no use G ypp in g him. I think I ’ll see w h at makes this Old W orld tick b e fo re I go ganic m atter in the soil which is home.’ So he g o t a Job in a L o an im portant fa c to r in retaining cal^ Concern, and w orked in his moisture through the d -y summers. Shirt-sleeves fo r a y ea r or so. A t He plans to watch carefu lly the the end o f that tim e the Head o f effect o f the cover crop on the r e g the Concern called him in. ular crop to be grow n on the field “ You have a B rig h t F uture a- this year. head o f you. Young M an,” said the Boss. “ I can offer you a Pos A s to ria — A c o o p e n tiv e m arket ition as Sales M an ager wt a Sa ing organization is l«eing found in la ry double th at you’re m aking this county to band!.? the bent now.” grass seed o f the members. The in W ritin g ,” said the capital stock type o f organization R id. So he took homo the» new has been decided up..n as the best O b er and laid it in fro n t o f Dad. fo r the local circumstar.cej. Bent Read it and W e e p !” he said “ I t ’ll grass seed has become an im por cost you T h at Much to H ire m e!” tant seed product in thin county A n d the Old Man squirmed and where a type o f grass som ewhat grunted— but he Liked it. Which different from that in most other was one case w here the Boss' Son bent grass sections is being grow n. amounted to som ething beside a M arket demand has been alow fo r Food Catch fo r th e Steno. the past year but it is believed o rg a n iza M O R A L : You can't make a S o w ’s that a good m arketing tion w ill aid in m oving the crop. Ear out o f a Silk Purse, eith er! -* ) The bridges between the Old ON OREGON FARM S Grande Ronde and Hebo being wi- Grants Pass— Use o f the Cal!” dened. form a zinc chloride method of controlling pear b ligh t has appar en tly proved successful on the If. G. H offm aster place where he ha» used it in his orchard f o r three years. County A g e n t H erb H ow ell reports the treatm ent unusually e f fe ctive in checking b ligh t on b th limbs and roots. He is convinced o f its value and is recom m ending it t o other pear gro w ers in his county. (jjinie (gSy C orvallis— Curious to know how much plant food he was turnin g under when p low in g down a coiver- ciop o f vetch and oats, Gilm ore Hector, a fa rm e r near here, had the elements in the heavry cro-p es timated and discovered that he was plowing under 65 pounds o f nitro- iren per acre alone, »q u ’valen t to the amount in 400 pounds o f am monium sulfate. In addition to the fe i tilizffig value, M r R e cto r hopes to gain much from the added o r w v r » m in • kr M » s K n s A OtSSfWIWED MAU IS ISADORC kaplams ! w o n ««* AMD UOUQlESr ■UT MCTMIUG he HAFP6UÎ 9 ed. and forthwith called upou the lawyer. McPeake listened to the Incredible tale with a growing «lie- ' gust manifesting Itself on his fea tures. “ You're a shrewd Judge o f ha- man nature, Mr. Clarke,“ be de clared when Elmer had flnlahed hls rec ita l “ Bunker la a r a t I am positive, however, that he la bluff ing you. I f he had had such a weapon to use on your uncle, be would have used t t Consequently, I think that the best thing to do ts to ignore him and proceed with the distribution o f the estate.” "W ell, I’ ll not accept any money that doesn't belong to me, Mr. Mc Peake." “That's alt very fine, but watt nntil you know for a certainty that It doesn't belong to you. A black mailing charge la not sufficient grounds upon which to hnse an ac tion o f this klud; yon cannot poo- “ You Give Me That Ninety Thou sand Dollars or Something Heavy I* %-oing to Drop on You.” slbly be charp-d wltb being an ac cessory after the fact. I think tills whole affair is a mare's nest and 1 advise you to run along to New York, enjoy yourself and return here In about six weeks I'm cer tain that nothing will happen until the decree o f final dlslrihutton U signed; If tt doesn't happen then, tt will never happen. I have uo ap prehensions on the mutter, Mr. Clarke. Remember, Bunker Is an arrant coward." “ Well, perhaps you’re right, but I do not think be is bluffing. I don’t think he has the ooumge to bluff. I confess I'm afraid o f him." " W e ll Pm not. nnd the first day he comes In here I'll have him on the carpet and shake him down I'll w rite you the results o f my Inquisition." So Elmer went on to New York. Five weeks later McPeake wrote him that the real estate had been sold, that all o f the debts o f the estate had been paid and that a final decree o f distribution had keen signed by the Judge o f the prohate court. McPeake added that Elm er’s share o f the estate would amount to approximately *218.000 Immediately upon receipt o f this Information Elmer came on to Mus catine and the day after hls arrival he was to meet McPeake In the latter's office. “ Not a peep out o f our frleod Bunker." he announced, coming at once to the subject closest to Elmer's heart. " I had him In my office and gave him a bad half hour, but could not get any admission from him. He talked vaguely o f things he conld do. but seemed disinclined to do them. I think he was bluffing.” "H as he received hls legacy, Mr. M cPeake r “ I handed him hls check ten minutes ago. Thought I might at well get rid o f him before you ar rived." McPeake reached Into hi* A L IN E R TW O It's p e rfe c tly all righ t fo r a w o man to hang on to her youth, but not while he's at the steerin g wheel. “ Y ou say you knew her when she was a mere slip o f a g ir l? ’ “ Y eh ! B u t . s h e ’s slipped a lot since th en !” Judge: “ But, madam, how could you m arry a man you knew to be a b u rg le r? ” W itness: “ Oh, I thought he’d be so quiet around the house!” The fo llo w in g correction ap peared in a small town paper: "O u r paper carried the notice last week that M r. John Doe is a de fective in the police force. This was a typhographical error. Mr. Doe is rea lly a detective in the police fa r c e !” BEAVERTO N R E V IE W « M a fenaal type wvittea receipt w »U a check tor *218,T S O I attached to It. "8 tfn hare.” he erdered -aad Htvwr rtgnod and poached the check. You will bow doubtless desire to look over my aero not*.“ th# law yer continued, and spread before Eliuer th* final account lug he had pr,-pared for th* probate Judge. “ Mere I* the etatrmeut o f th* ap praised valuation o f th* estate, with an Inventory, and here are all o f the vouchors that go with th* final accounting. However, I have a client calling la ten mtnulea. so I aim gvet that you take alt o f three paper* back to your hotel and study them at your letaur*. Tou might drop In at the bank ou your wav and hare that check certi fied “ Elmer gathered np all o f the papers and t«a>k his departure. The chock he had received was on th* Ftr>t National bank, downstairs, ao Elmer went Into the bank first and apppvached the paying teller’« win dow. " I wish you'd have this check certified,” hr said and ha tided It through th# grill work. The paying teller took tt and de purled Five minutes later he re turned and handed the «-heck back to Elmer uncertified. "S orry." he said, "hut a distraint warrant has been served on th# bank by th«1 local on I lee tor o f Internal revenue and we are debarred from honor In « any further check* on thla ac count." “ I thank you." aald Elmer po lit ty and walked ou t l'p to Me IV office he went. T h e client the latter had been expecting had not vet arrlvt-d and Elmer went at on-e Into the lawyer’* private ofliee. “ Well. Bunker haa made good." r.o m o u n A “ 1 told you 1 t’ ;h lie wasn't Muffing. He plumed hls coup so cleverly that he got hls own check, rushed d«>wn stair* and cashed It Just before the collector o f Internal revenue served warrant on the hank. The funds of the estate are all tied up until the government experts have gone over th* books." “ Holy Jumped-up Jehosaphntl’ yelled Abs*>lotn McPeake. “ N o I" “ But y e s !" " I don’t believe tt I" “ Go downstairs and ask the pay Ins teller of the First National bank. He’ll enlighten you I went down there and he enlightened me." •The dirty d og!” McPeake raved “ The dirty little snake In the grass to do a t* ins like th la!" Elmer shrugged. “ All I’ m hoping ts that the collector o f internal rev enue leaves me enough to pay my few debts. I owe the Ptlarctto* Commercial Trust and Saving« bunk twenty thousand. I f I get that much out o f the wreck I’U b> i where I started and In s month or two I’ ll be Just as happ* as If I had never been a million a ire.” He smiled wanly. "Yon see I haven't got terribly accits tomed to being a m illionaire," he addi-d. "Spending money ts a fine art and I have never learned It Cheer up. Mac. I f I’d collected all of this Inheritance and had got a<- curiomed to living on a million dollar scale. Blinker’s action woul ‘ have broken my heart.“ “ Y on a re ga me. “ McPeake de clared admiringly, and called fn hls secretary. "Get the collect«» o f Internal revenue on the line fo- me.” he ordered. Thereafter for five minutes h- listened on the line while the col lector o f Internal revenue talked Silently McPeake hung up. “ I.lcked I" he croaked TJckeo to a fra zzle !" “ All right. I’m licked.” Elmer re torted calmly. “ What Interests n» Li to know how I was licked." “ Bunker went to the collector ot Internal revenue directly after y c . gave him your ultimatum an,' turned the real set o f books and vouchers over to them, and fo r five weeks a corps of expert account ants has been expelling them. Th« statute o f limitations baa rut against the Income tax returns fm 191.1. 1914. 1915, 1916 and 1917. bui they have you nailed oo the re turns from then on. T b ey haw made op the tax return* fo r thor- year* as they should have be» made up had your undo made n honest return, and the collector It. forms me that the estate owes t! government two hundred at thirty-one thousand, nine bund- and four dollars and eight e v «TO a « c o rm iro x D > N O T IC E TO C R E D IT O R S THE COUNTY (»C R T OF T H E S T A T E O F O R E G O N , FO R W A S H IN G T O N C O U N T Y In the M atter o f the E state O f Harrison M. Hughson, Deceased N O T IC E IS H E R E B Y G IV E N that the undersigned has been duly ‘«ppointed by the above entitled court as the A dm inistrator o f the E state o f said deceased, and has dnlv Qualified as such: IN N O W , T H E R E F O R E , all persons having claims against said estate are hereby notified and required to apresent the same, togeth er with proper vouchers th erefor, to the undersigned at the law offices o f H are, M cA lear & Peters, in the Shiite Savings Bank Bldg., in Hillsboro, Oregon, within six months from the date hereof. Dated this 18th day o f June, 1932. D oy G ray, A d m in istrator o f said Estate. Hare, M cA lear & Peters, A tto r- neys fo r Adrrtiriistrator. adv c.30-34 MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL [C H U n C H "TSlam'/ted Adèrtwi# ] 100 cu- ft. 12 Inoli block .......................... 16 in- h •’ lab .............................. 1 >ry Planet a .......... Green ........................................ Sm all Green .............. ............... Cord W ood and Coal Phone 522S Ad i ertiaem eiita In this column 1 C. ut a word. Mminium >’la ic o IBe FO R SALE I f You M ont a Real Treat TRY S T A R S E N ’S H O M E M A D E IC E C R E A M ()m *-lla lf M il* Wow! o f Beaverton On H ighw ay A va S. Ailatne, Rhone 10*.HU M inister Sunday school at 9 45. Mr*. Flora W illiam s, Supt t'laesea for all ages. M ia« W illy la Buahnell o f Eugene, who ia her»* to conduct tht « >atl> Vacation Bible sclwtul, w ill speak to the children at 10:45 M orning worship at eleven o ’clock. Duet by Miss Esther P orter and Miss A lm a Herr. Young People's m eeting at »e v en o'clock. Missionary com m ittee in charge. Load *5.50 *1 10 |5 50 *5.00 *4.50 F- K. /• A S T R O W Corner Second and Angel TRADES Milk contains all th* food values ao east-mini to a child's grow th and developm ent I f you w ill but phone 4525 our wugon w ill deliver daily at your home the very best o f milk. Beaverton Sunrise D airy, A. Camen- sind, proprietor- adv. c-3 9-tf For Sale *>r T ra d e G oing hotel in good town in W illa m ette valley fur acreage or other property or business in this vicinity. P. O. llox 530, Carlton, Ore. p-.'ll For Sale— R oyal Amu* a n i black cherries. W . C. Matako. 1 mile south ou Lom bard Phene 0235. p-Sl W anted— Deed alio In good condi tio n , Fur rash. A. F Andrew *. B ering, Oregon. K. F 1). No. 1 adv p-31-32 W ANTED w ere invited Tuesday evening. I ing ami Aiti combined. E very lady in m issionary work m T h ey plan to return the courtesy* Interested invited It la mit necessary that in the near future the church Th e Sunday *ch«»«»l rejoices in you he a member o f an attendance which has kept them A pot luck d in n w w ill tie served, T h c*v w ill be regular se rv ie r« In the lead In the Attendance c«vn* n rv ‘. Sunday, both m orning and 1 test w ith H illsboro evening. N ext Tuesday Ia M issionary meet sf * v i» a K i.r, amt i. o : * t. KUH vi»; TO M l » . “ AFE W A Y n m u i i u i id s sir* I- STORÊ v v iT H O i r B U Y FOR T H E Kinton Church Children's D ay w ill he observed by the Kinton Sunday school v.-ith a program during the SunJay schou' hour at 10 o'clock, Sunday, hour at 10 o’clock. Sunday, July 3rd to be follow ed by a basket lunch at noon A ll attending are requested to bring basket lunch and dishes to serve dinner in, a « it w ill be held in the church grove. to -TIIIC I I» :» I T W * TH U l 'O 'K H E vening service at eigh t o’clock Solo by Miss Adams, “ The H om e land in the Sky,” illustrated with a chalk d ra w in g by Miss Bushnell. Louie, the converted In-iian. w ill preach both m orning and evening. M id-week prayer service, W ednes day even in g at eight o'clock. Regular preaching servi« > at the church this Sunday at *3 o'clock in the afternoon by the m i 1 -, R«-v. W . E. Simpson Bible school at 10 o'clock. 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