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THE BEAVERTON REVIEW Friday, September 13, 19!W W . O. A ! » • lutar FINNEY OF THE FORCE MakesJJfe Sweeter By OiU nw THE FEATHERHEADS Children's stomachs sour, and need an anti-add. Keep their systems sweet with Phillips Milk of Magnesia I When tongue or breath tella o f arid ' condition— correct it with a spoonful o f Phillips. Moot men and women hava been comforted by tbla universal sweetener— mors mothers ahould In voke Its aid for their children. It la a pleasant thing to take, yet neutralises more acid than the harsher things too often employed for the purposes No household should be without I t Phillips Is the genuine, prescrip- tlonal product physicians endorse for general nse; the name Is Important. "Milk o f Magnesia" has been the 0. 8. registered trade mark o f the Charles H. Phillips Chemical Co. and Its pre decessor Chsrles H. Phillips since 1875. 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The reauPa of these tests are exi>ected to be of the greatest value to naval architects and ship yards. for they will make It posaihte to design compartuu-nting and bulk* heading of known utility. Quick Results Jack— What did you do when your sweetie fainted Inst night? Jim—oh. one of the other girls Just leaned over her and said, “ Itearle. your uose Is awfully shiny,” and th«# brought tier to In a hurry. We C o in g ü Obligations o f Ststes New York has the largest total debt of all of the states, »gct.ffl7.00a Indiana has the smallest debt »340,000. PÎ Clancy Kids Coast to Coast good Orocers sell and recommend Russ Rail Blue. Better value than any other.— Adv. A Little Politeness N o w and Then J > r> ---- , A Homo Industry Lancashire Lad— "1 mine from a cot ton town.” Fair Flapper—"I can tell thnt by your suit.—London Answers W l Ask for “ T A C K -U P” ( A EROXCN P E R C Y L. C R O S B Y Fly Catcher Q by the HvCIWt Ktw«pap«r By ni tóala AtMho Concart “ Ilon't you think Ilia voice I* n lit - tie ton big for the hull!" aha naked, ns the basso exercised hla lung* In full capacity. "Yes," anlil ha, " I think I'll go out I f you don't mind, to Innvo It a bit morn room.” Disp sing o f Formal tioa “ Uhl you »\er huvn to taka u quick tench lit n railway Million?" “ Many a tlinn," anlil Senator Snr- fhuin. "And 1 rather e n jo y e d the ex parlance. Thera wna no queatton of precedence In iianllty or service that a dollar tip could not Inko care of.” —Washington Star. HOW FOOLISH 0»« Molb—"Huy ticket tor th«. bull?" Fly—"XVhnt bull?" Moth- "Why, tho moth ball, o f courae!" Would Molt# It Clooror— Perhaps Eva— Professor Wise recommended to ma Klnafeln’a "Tha Theory of Relativity” no being a very Interesting book. Rernlct*»-And have yon read It? Eva— No: Fat waiting for It to up- penr In the movies drat. Ranger. Texas, Is planning a well equipped airport. To Fit Her Mind The shoe clerk had I teen patting In n long and arduous half hour with n woman who was apparently beyond pleasing. Finally he salt!: "There! There's something thnt (Its perfectly." "Yes," was the answer. "It does Haven’t you something Just a bit smaller?" According to a railroad engineer, 25 per cent of the grade crossing acci dents In 1P2S were caused by automo biles running luto trains. Mcdoro Military Science The Intelligence Officer—The enemy plans to open the engagement at this point on the map. The Commanding Officer—Have you captured any orders to thnt effect? The Intelligence Officer—No, sir but I’ ve located four batteries of movie cameras focused on that point. Oppressed Sheik (paying cab driver) —"It seems to me they ought to cull us uieu the fare sex I" Mr. and Mrs. James A. C.illlhnnd, of Calhoun Park, Pa., celebrated their golden wedding anniversary by taking an airplane ride. 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