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1 Tl IK HKAVKHTON MK VI KW Friclnt, Jnn. 11 . 111*29 OLD FOLKS SAY DR. CALDWELL WAS RIGHT THE FEATHERHEADS e x p o s u r e , in d e e d Th« basis of treating sirkims h u not changed sinoe Dr. t'ahlwrll left Medical College In 1H7S, nor sine* he placed on the market the laxatir« prescript 10 » ho bad u*ed In his practice. He treated ennat¡patina, hiliousnme, headaches, mental depression, indigestion, ■oar stomach and other indispositions entirely by mean« of simpl« v-grtshte lainti.ee, herbs and roots. These are •till th« bonis of I)r. Caldwell’s Myras Pepsin, a combination of senna and other mild her!«, with pepsin. Tbe aimpler the remedy for constipa tion, the safer for the child and for yon. And ae you can get result# in a mild and safe way by using Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepem, why take chance« with strong drugs? A bottle will last sever*1 months and all can one it. It is pleasant to the taste, gentle in action, and free from narcotics. Eldsrfy people find it i-leaL All drug stores have the generous bottle«, or write “ Syrup Pepsin,” Dept. BB, Monticello, Illinois, for free trial bottle. To Cool a Burn U s e H A N F O R D ’S B alsam o f M yrrh CAME TO NO TH ING NOT PRUDISH, MERELY TECHNICAL ITS LO C A TIO N OH— H— H! a ?*-M£M ILLAN Illgg«— At Inwt the has come to marry Kegele Sapp. Jlgga—1 ulwuyn »aid she'd come to mitlilng. M l * « <1* C o lt * — M * r » '* m y l« t « * l p h o to g ra p h . W h a t do y o u t h in k of It ? M r 8 h u t t * r ( t h * a m a ta u r p h o t o g r a p h e r ) — P r e t t y fa ir. L it t le too m u c h e x p o s u re . th ou g h . M la a do C o lt * — I t h o u g h t It q u it« c o n a « rv a tlv « . I'v « a««n thorn cu t m u c h lo w e r. Sporty Gentleman—“ I'd like to see a golf club, please.” Green Clerk— “ Yesslr. there's one down tbe road about a quarter o f a mile.” GOT A BUM START THEN HUBBY SMILED “ A r « t h o M the tw o g ir l* y o u da te d up f o r uà?** "Y e p , *o m « p ip p in « , « h l “ “ G o ih ! O n « o f '« m '» m y w ife ." VERY NICE WELL, W ELL! HuMiy—•'Why <!lil iht* m*w multi at . tempt to nt*r\e »»»up l»efi»n* each rotir»*»* i*oet—What will you give me for Mho (ohservInc holm )—Why alioul'1 til»*»** fHteinn? tonchi T Wide "I haven’t an I i I imi ! ii yoiinp limn like timi ovrry bomnio I parihiilurly folti her flint "«»up mttnf Kdllor (rwirhlnjt for pnpertvHghf ii tramp? In* m t \ etl I n * fore everything. of I after hiiMjr | n * riunii)—Ju*l two tnln Mo- Cot a hum atnrf In life. I €* ui me.** | ufe»» nfarf. ptum NO HORSE P L A Y FOR HER Kr»«or— How did v«'U Und Hie Ink? Hint 1er— I found the Ink uell ! Ituir—till. Mr Worm, how nice of you to let me use you for n w in s ' The Amateur Poet M IC K IE , T H E P R IN T E R 'S D E V IL é^G m . Svuf) S H E D A « A D T tA R . F O R t W A U U t l C uO O hf X A SHAMELESS g u y IS BOWXO D R A P E R ! HE AUUÄfS BORROW« HtS UEt«3W0ORS P A P e «. ne VJASHC« -me car HS « A RADIO CD A no vms wove ¿ tro t rr haudoy AERIAL LIMA A PUM He (embracing her)—“ Let'* get hitched, dear." She— “Q jlt your horse play. young man.” Real Sea Beacon The light bouse at Cupe Race In the North Atlantic is one of the best- known beacons In the world. It Is equip;**! with a tlushliglir of t.tiai.uOO candle power, which has been seen at a distance of 70 miles. The apparatus and Inclosing lantern required to produce that result weighs 42 tons and cost »40.000. The fog siren at this lighthouse station bus bees beard a distance of 45 miles. Braking Tims Pearl White, the former movie star, was about to sail for her Paris home after a visit to America, and In an swer to a retiorter's questions she said: "It's safety first with the movie «tars nowadays. Why. If they have t# skip a rope they hire a double. It «H in t so in my time. “ Yes.'' Miss White ended, “ our movie stars aren't what they were ten or fif teen years ago. Sorqe o f them. In fact, are quite two years older." Pigeon Made Tims A pigeon heat a telegram from Hinsdale to Sanford. Maine. In a 100- tulle race ot the Sanford. Maine, tlae- Ing Pigeon club. A telegram from Hinsdale stating that the pigeons had started was delivered in Sanford twelve minutes after the first bird had arrived. Should Sunday clothe« make yon fe< I more religious, by all means wear them A sad actor Is sometimes the ham served with antique eg-s. L C S D A F F Y O H A C A VM i, v o u u O R o tc o e h c c a m h I ALL HE tOM SAH IS *S OS MER OLO SAADI* 01) E CAUSE IT P icks KMICXERS ARO A «OMISA 8 0 8 ^ HAVE CHARGED W CilW lA ^ I op o/nsmtu' H CM . • V T L i OUT D O O M A U O •«nati IT IU W M ROU S* EVERS IAS ID EVESV vían S me looks ( V JB lvore like a >31 The C la n c y ; K id s When your ^ Children Cry for It One of Those Prohibitionists, Thought Timmie By PERCY L. CROSBY ( o p r r 1 4 ht, b r »hu M c O mim W pw»pep«»r Wyn<Hf>l«» Fifteen-Ttvol NOT A W RESTLER Irate Voice— My phone hits rung three time* and (hero's been nobod.v on the wire. Operator— Sorry, hut we're playing crlhlinge and pegging the score on the switchboard. It Often Seem» So He— We've been here an Itour and not a waiter In night I She—I*o you suppose It’» the ae cret service tlutl'a meiilloned ao often In the papers? Mother—"I'm aurprlaed. Ktliel, that you should associate with a girl of sudi rough (endeudes as that Miss itrown. 1* *he a wrestler?” l>ough ler— “Of course, not, mother. Why do you think no." Mother— "1 heard her nay she threw another party last night." Will Find Plenty to Do In Full Agreement lllli.ks — I see It Is predicted disease will Ive nhnllshod In the next .V)yearn. What will doctors do then for a liv ing? Jinks—oh, they' ll still Vo kept bury putting pedestrians together nguln. "I love you above everything else In the world, Ml«* Knmllne." "Really, now Isn't It remarkable how our tante» coincide?'* “Then you love me. too?" "You? No, not ai all. I love ns you do— myself, very highly,” Father— I *ocs your mother know you are wearing that scanty party dress? Marlon— No, and deu'*. tell—It'« tier's 1 UP AND DOWN down?" Witness— "Roth, your honor —up and down.” Preparation The Danger Judge— “ You say he kept striking you with tila umbrella—was it up or “ Mother writes that she will he here tomorrow for a holiday, dear,” an nounced Mrs. Jones one morning. "Very well," said her husband, quietly. Patting his little son on the head, he suhl: "Tommy, didn't you ask me the other day to buy you a> air-gun, a trumpet, and a drum?" "Yes. dad.” said Tommy, eagerly. “ Well, I shall bring them tonight.' Castorla Is a comfort when Pabv Is rotfuL No sooner taken than the little ■ne la at case. I f restless, a few drops >• n hrlng contentment. No barm done 'or Cuatorlu Is a baby remedy, meant 'or babies. Perfectly safe to gWe the ••< ,'nsest Infant; you have the doctors word for that I It is a vegetable pro duct nnd you could use It every day. Hut It's In an emergency that «'aatnrla means most. Some night when consti pation must he relieved—or colic pains —or other suffering. Never be wlthont I t ; some mothers keep an extra bottle, unopened, to make sure there will al ways be Cnstorla In the house. It la effective for older children, too; read the book that comes with IL