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THK MKAVKHTON HKVIFAV By r. O. AI..»mJ.r FINNEY OF THE FORCE It Never Comes Back M « l4 Mft.rtNNGV' v \ W a NOTAT ALL. M BS SN O O P- NtXAT A ll > I WoMPIQ * I ' cootp DoBQoJ 50« W T T f« 7 W SJ FRIDAY. JU .Y 'JO. I!»2* 0« OMLV O ftJiC T TO Oil Under Ocean f <#*0 ehrt G e o lo gists sa y that tlia source beds of luoat ollflclila aru uiHrlua to orlgtu, deposited m illio n * o f y e a rs ago. T h ro u g h tha oil of these aaa lit- poaila v a i concentrated Into poola that a r * now belr.g drained. T h *r*fu r* there seem s no reason w hy thv bed of tha ocean ahould not be a sourca * f fu t u r * oil supply. fOFAß/y we vuoBSoy :v i R Traced to Real Skeleton ¿ 2 T h a p re d a * o rig in o l tha phraaa, i “skeleton in Ilia .-loeet,’* la not know n. | ft la supposed to linva orlgln nted w ith • collega profeaaor w ho aecretly cow- ducted In v e stig a tio n s In anatom y, and fo r thla p urpose keeping a skeleton concealed, since pnhllc op in ion at that tim e w a s opposed to an; d esecration o f a demi body. = s. Bated on Actual Event ^jHeGmic/ z a u , tu m . m b lu j r t i WMATCHA CATCVhU«f COLO 7 O B A B * HA J H T t r m u 1 Ì W U t o P A M THS T lk A tl WVttRI 1 A B t A lt HSU FISH, MUM1». dÙÂxp 1 He*// By Charta Sughroe MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL IW w m N m Dine on "Filet of H. W. (Jordon o f C am bridge, M u s s . one of the beat a u th o ritie s on “old s o n g s llist men have sun g.” s a y s that It “seem s pretty clear Ib o l the » o n * *Old N in e ty Se ve n ’ w a s com posed on an actual event and that It la the w o rk of s alngle authoi, thou gh touched up a hit b> other h a n d s." ” C O M B OUT, M l OAU4TN « U P P E R I L E T 'S M E WHAT TOO L O O K U H S 1 TROUT, BASS. CATFISH - WHAT VUULj 1 I D IM S O U TOwiQMT 1 « IV * M t TUAS I t JU ST START t o TVJO H OURS MOO TO CATCH A F \*M PO R SO PTTR, S O T H I S «6 MO J M T U M t m a t t e r m i i t h m c . darr i I’tX Q O 'u a TO « A T VJVAAT l CATCH*. Chemistry Popular Study 8 In e the w a r there are m ore per sona engaged In the p u rsu it of ch e m is try than any or tier science. T h is Is due In p a rtic u la r to the rapid estab lishm ent o f chem ical In d u strie s In the j U nited S t a le s to su p p ly m a te ria ls w h ich had form erly Itcen Im ported en tirely. First Use of Parachute « a m « gui It «AMA<* ««*«1 % HA TVJWHIE) ... -£> Ml* Vii«« v TOVUAtH TMB C A R I T h e Inven tion of the parachute la accredited lo Se ha stiun l.etnirm and and Ih e device w a s used ny him In 178-1 In m n klng a descent from an ure per w indow from a house In Lyon. T h e first descent from a hull non w a s m ade by G u rn e rln In 1‘u ris In 17!I7. o JT - JH—L. Without a Doubt Evetits in the Lives of Little Men W h en one re nd s In the pu|ier that M laa So n ia Iv a n o ff and Mls.i (Juhrlelle de M on tm o re n cy are v isitin g th e ir parents. M r and M r * J o h n Sm ith, one k n o w s that a couple o f m ovie g ir ls are hom e for the h o lid ay s.— A rk a n s a s G a- xette. Our Pet Peeve Importance of Todays T o d a y Is a k in g of di-gulse. T o d a y a lw a y s lo o ks m ean to the tlmughtleae — In the face o f a un iform ex|ierlence that all good and great and happy ac t io n * are m ade up precisely of these b la n k todays. — Italph W a ld o Em erson. Lucky Has-Beens T h e H u n g a ria n s have a process for m n k ln g a fa ir grade o f cloth from bean pod*. It Is a tine thing if a m an can ra ise his ow n overcoats In his garden. A has-bean Is lucky.— L o * A n g e le s Tim es. e^a/ 52 T~M Try It, Men " 3 Ï i O ne wom an w rites thut her hu sb an d Is a model because w hen be Is w ro n g he s a y s so In p lain E n g lis h Instead of h id in g b ehind a hunch of roses or s box of ca nd y.— W o m a n s llnm e C o m panion. Need an Object Lesson People w ho have n o ch ild re n but are p o sitive In theii theories that they know how to tra in them, shou ld he given one to tra in for the purjaise of c h a n g in g their m in d *.— E xch an ge . Cu:tom Too Strong tf eHosr STORIES , . . . . — 1— rc^rrt,«. w. it. c » By Olboriw THE FEATHERHEADS <« H Crom w ell, and those associated with him, endeavored to prohibit the use of w e d d in g rin g s of any s o r t — even those Of Ir o n — but the “henthenlrh p ra ctice " could not be p m down. Robes of Office One of Those Affairs • H I» . « . . . A H I V M M ) “ P u b lic officials,” s a y s ice paper, “sh o u ld wear clo th e s." B e in g clothed ity Is n ’t enough, you » T Fireside. ’ r r * ~ I S h o u l d SW v 1 HOPS V o u G E / WOT PIAMMIMÔ 0M D O lN S A a M U < N & - So*«ID»N\ M U X • • / i / n o t / s o n d a i .. ^ ou rcuv- I A D A V Of B E S T - .ANO I M E A N THE MILTONS ARE Got MG TÖ H1W2. THZßENCF 1 s o m e B o OV, w e P d e T. g w e ^ A W ADING-, AMO I SA ID \ --- OwJED GO W«w THEM-/ MG fM-AA-ïki /- Ltouc POEMS Wtftf SlM- ,"/ PIV <?00<5SOUS 1 TUAT O M C ABOUT TUE B Q O k e M E V E “ PQ oPPCe OB SbnTHlAJG- - MV D E A ß / IT WAS S tM p tv TOO woMofBVut/- uow DO . VDU T H IN K o p t h e m ?./ a civil se rv g is s i 'lo o k in g w ith a u th o r . - K s n u aud Two Varieties of Flax T h e cu ltiva tio n ut flux for niter and the cu ltiva tio n of flax for seed <>» oil are two distinct In d u strie s K lh ^ r flax Is a v arie ty distinct from seed flax. * Uncle Eben “G eorge W a sh in g to n co u ld n ’t tell a lie," sah l U ncle Eb en “w h ich sh o w s to me dnt p olitics w a s rtllTcrenl iu dem d a y s."— W a sh in g to n Star. Good Ideas W h e n a m an ha s h “good Id ea ." he lik e s to tell h is frien d s about It And u su a lly a “good Id e a " Is a fool Idea.— A tch iso n Globe. 1 I Suffering Love The Clancy Kids i A L a k e View ( III I h igh sellimi pupil defined « p a ssive verb a s “used when (he subject Is the sufferer, a s ’I am loved. ” Character in Handwriting T h e belief llial h a n d » r ilin g re te u li an In d iv id u a l's cliara e le i writ* advanced lu Italy In the Seventeenth century. The Only Wny to Win Her, Timmie, Is to Give Her a “ R ing" Success Came Late Italp h Waith» E n t r a m i w as flfty- seven yen rs old before an.« of Ills la inks iin.de a popular success. PERCY L. CROSBY k) Ik* « ( C lin N . M H P *i A U I m u And She Did ANIMAL CHARACTERISTICS W i g — Ilo w do you m ean you rnnr H e d her fo r m o n e y ? S h e h a sn 't a eeiit. W a g — I k n ow flint, hut a follow hot m o fl.OUO the other day that she w o u ld n ’t sa y yes w hen I projioeed. Warned in Time ¥ ' i Cruelty to Animate • lie w ns bitten by Ida ow n d aivg." “ W i is 'e n o w ? H o w w n s th a t?“ “ lie forgot h im se lf and sp oke to the tfrvtt lltie he dno * to Id s w ife." tlnn.” Second F a t — " B u t a leopard In ré p u tation ." F irst F a t — “H o w can yon sa y t h a t ?" Second F n t — “S o spotted, yo u k n o w ." / / f t M rs. S h rie k m ore— T h e y ’ve given me n part In the ch nrlty concert. I'm g o in g to s in g “A n H o u r B e fo re the l*a w n ." H e r lltish n n d — A n hour before the d a n n , e h ? T h en I ’ll leave town that night. 1 w on’t he disturbed nt that tim e ':i Ihe m orning. Obliging Sh e — I ’.m w ild about e v e ry th in g that Is even rem otely associa te d w ith a v i ation. 1!«— Fine. I'll get a p a ir of bal loon pants. EVER FORGETTING y o n ga ve me the m oney I n ‘ ke<l for Inst week o r not. I ’m ever forget-