THE HKAVEHTOX MKVIKW
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
FRIDAY. Jl'I.Y 13 . ISO*
Overcoming O bject t
By f. O. AUiand*r
Llltls T nidus, as* Bra, la always
gtsd lo w e her aunt rum* to spend
tho night, anil think* It quit* a treat
to get up and eat braakfaat with bee
the following morning, which la al
ways about four hourw earlier tnan
»he la uaually |>eniillted to arlao. At
8:.1U p. in. the uunC wua trying to ex-
pluln that It made llttlo glrla cross to
get up to early, an Trudas began to
untie her ahoa, and Bald, "I'll bo going
to bed right now, then.*'
From the Wiee
Read not to contradict end confuto,
nor to helleva and taka for granted,
nor to find talk and discourse, but to
weigh and consider. Home hooka ara
to he tasted, others to lie swallowed,
and some few to be chewed and di
gested; that la, some hooks are to be
| read only In parts, others to lie read,
hut not curiously, and some few to bo
rend wholly and with diligence and
attention.— Ila con.
By Otarie* Sughroe
MICKIE, T H E PRINTER'S D EVIL
Pearl» From Fieh Scalee
Hardships o f
C f « * N. * ii U m
A plunt ha* been established at
Nanaimo, British Columbia, for lha
manufacture of an essence derived
from the ecales o f herrings, to be
used in the manufacture of artificial
pearls. The plant Is equipped to
handle dally tU.UUO pound* o f her
ring scale«, previously dumped Into
the sea as worthless.
Æ G î . iîc
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Mankind "G oin g Strong”
There Is oo need lo feel depressed.
Youth Is pressing forward with un
daunted energy. The physical aspect
of man Is no longer Ignored. Wider
and nobler truths ar< being recognized
by science. Human welfure Is being
attended to. and In spite of obstacles
the outlook la bright.—Sir Oliver
Lodge.
Opportunity
i.
Opportunities make ua known to
1 ourselves as well as to others. In
affairs of importance we ought leas
to contrive opportunities than to use
them when they offer Our qualities,
both good and bad. are uncertain and
dubious, aad st the mercy of oppor
tunity.—La Unchefoucald.
K ille d by Peaehooter
“ Shot to deuih with a peashooter."
was the verdict of the coroner’s Jury
Investigating the demise of*Mrs. Jew-
sle Archer In -1-ondon, England. It
was found that she raptured I lie aorta
when the vegetable, shot from a boy's
artillery, hit her in the face.
W o rd to Gam e H o g »
We are the supreme egotists and
monopolists of creation. We go out
un<l murder millions of our kind with
scientific Inventions, yet we « i l l a
tiger bad because It occasionally kills
the two-legged barbarian who hunts
it.—American Magazine.
Constant Im p ro v em e n t
"W ayalifad lettuce Is recommended
to utmitetir gardeners by Woman's
Home Companion.” writes a caustic
| commentator, "hut a fortune awaits
> the man who will originate three
Jumps-lieyond-way-ahead lettuce.”
H a t It C om in g
A woman rarely fails to shoot a
poisoned arrow at a man though »lie
may have mi person ,1 grudge against
him; she argue», no Inula that an
other woman has. or will have.—K. W.
Howe's lb nthly.
H e K n o w » H it P ou n d »
“ Claiming that they are inaccurate,
j boxer declines lo use the scales of
boxing comndsslon." nun's s sport
story. He wanted lo have his own
weigh, so to speak.— Farm and Fire-
side.
N a u gh ty B ird »
Animals swear, according to the
finding» of an Edinburgh university
naturalist
IPs only n itunil
Why
shouldn't chickens, for Instance, use
fowl l".rs»::igc?—Farm ami Fireside.
M o to r ’» Suprem acy
Another differem*e between the
automobile and the horse Is that the
automobile cun be made in go just
as fast away front Hi» home stable
as toward It.—Cincinnati Inquirer.
O ur Insect E n em ie»
Insects are mans rivals for this
planet. They are damaging us In
finitely more today, than at any oth
er time since civilization begun.—
American Magazine.
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on unawares and the sky Is afire with
the colors of sunset.— Womans lb me
Companion
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\ E A t l H t NSW,
"The aviator.” says a magazine ar
ticle. "lias the most stirring joli of
■II.” We dimmi. What about cooks?
—Farm and Fireside.
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Poverty may be a blessing bui mot
»ample familiar with it believe Hint
Is too well disguised — A-hetlll
Times.
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The Patient the "C o a t”
C O L D I N H E R W A YS
"Theory and practice are very dif
ferent things," said the professor.
"Yes, Indeed,” assented the medical
student. ” 1 pay for theory nnd In
tend to bo pnld for practice.”
The Complete Drug Store
Customer— How long must I wult
for this prescription?
Druggist—About twenty minutes,
sir. But we have a moving picture
deportment where you can pass the
time very plensantly. Take the door
on your left.
Dehner
“ Can you give me the definition of
nothing?''
“ Yes, an air balloon without Its
cover,” —Cologne
Lustige
Kölner
Bettung.
—
by—"Yes ; especially when she freon's
onto my pocketbook."
First Hubby—"Your
very cold In her ways."
wife seems
Second Hub
The porruplne'a quills are from half
an Inch to three Inches In length.
Daughter Advieee
A H A P P Y E N D IN G
"Mn," said Miss Suburb, Just home
from the seminary, “you should pul
on more dignity when you go out”
"Goodness, Henrietta, I can't put
on anything more this hot weather,
I'd melt if I did.”
A Breakdown
Apftarel and Romance
She— Father objects to your suit,
dear.
He— Why, that’s strange. His Is
almost as bad as mine.
both of them were happy when It was
broken off.”
George— "Did their engagement have
Man (returning his new car to tho
salesroom)—Did I understand you to
say that If anything broke within a
month you'd replace It without ad
ditional cost?
Salesman—Certainly, sir. W hrt Is
It that's wrong?
“Oh, I knocked down my neigh
bor's fence when I backed out o f the
garage this morning."
on Racist and Colon atimntK
also dstails of Or. C J. D**a
u o u q l u l method o f k u h
■sent, which wo «* * cxchntvelv.
Ssnd lor R today aad Ison <4
car W RITTEN A S S l'R A N C t
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