The Beaverton review., January 13, 1928, Image 2

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 13 , 1 D 2 H
Drink Water to
Help
eip Wash Out
Kid ney Poison
If Your Sock Hurt* or Bl<
Bothoro You, Bogin
Taking Salta
When roar kidney« hart and your
hack fe el« on re don't fret ecarod and
proceed to load your stomach with
• lot o f drugs that cxcito the kidneys
and Irritât« the entire urinary tract
Keep your kidneys clean like you
keep your bowels clean, by flushing
them with a mild, harmless salts
which helps to remove the body’s uri­
nous waste and stimulates them to
their normal activity. The function
o f the kidneys Is to filter the blood.
In 24 hours they strain from It 500
grains o f arid and waste, so we can
readily understand the vital Impor­
tance o f keeping the kidneys activa.
Drink lots o f good water— you can’t
Brink too much; also get from any
pharmacist about four ounces o f Jad
Sails; take a tablespoonful In a glass
o f water before breakfast each morn­
ing for a few days and your kidneys
may then act fine. This famous salts
Is mad« from the add o f grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with llthla, and
has been used for years to help clean
and atl'nnlate clogged kidneys; also
to neutialtso the adds tn the system
oo they are no longer a source o f Irri­
tation. thus often relieving bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot In­
jure; make« a delightful effervescent
llthla-water drink, which everyone
should take now and then to help keep
their kidneys dean and active. Try
this; also keep up the water drinking,
and no donht you w ill wonder what
became o f your kidney trouble and
backache.
THE
ROILS
CARBOIL
7
r A STH M A
PASTOR KOENIGS
| N E R V IN E ’
j p Epilepsy
Nervousness
Sleeplessness
R E V IE W
IDLE ISLAND
By
STORY
FROM
TH E
START
Oa «hs vsrgs of nsrvo»« col­
lapse, due vo overwork.
l>e-
lana, au.-ccaaTuI New York art 1st.
seeks rest a t Idle Island. Shs
rents a cot'agn, tha "Lons Pins,"
from an Island chsrsctsr, tits
"Captain," and kla alatar, Allca
Andover, “ administrator."
Oar
finds tha cottaaa Is lanantad by
an aldarly lady, "Auntalmlry."
who consents to mova to an­
other abode, tha "Appla Traa."
Awaking from sleep, Uay Imag­
ines aha aeee the face of a China­
man peering In tha window. She
settles down In her new homo,
anticipating months of well-
earned rest and recuperation. On
an exploration of the Island Gay,
standing on tha seashore, la hor­
rified by tha appearance of tha
drifting body of n drowned man,
which ehe nerves herself to
bring to tha shorn.
A bullet
wound In tha temple shows tha
man to have been murdered Gay
makes her way to tha "Captain"
with the aiory
Returning with
him to the shore, they find no
body there, and Gay's story of
the Incident la set down to an
attack o f “nerves."
C H A P T E R IV —-Continued
" I * this the quiet good little place
they brag about?" she asked herself.
“ Where they come and—«tea l dead
bodies— from under your very e y e a r
Both teera and laughter came at the
whimsical notion. But In spite of her
attempt to be facetious and ancon
cemed. she was highly nervous and
quite unstrung. A sudden clear call.
“ Hallo there." from behind, startled
her Into a frightened scream and she
sprang to her feet.
Quite beyond
power o f reason as she was. the call
T h e »* M odern M a id »
had seemed to come from the valley
“ Darn it," said the irrepressible o f death.
Glancing up. she saw on the plasza
flapper, "mother thinks that the min­
ute the dock strikes eleven the Im­ o f the Little club a man who leaned
morality
hosts
loo se" — Womans out over the railing and beckoned to
her. He was a stranger, she knew at
Home Companion.
once, one o f the summer people, no
native son.
A ll In
"1 beg your pardon." he called
"A re ibe returns all In?" asked the
nervous candidate on election night. pleasantly, “ but will you kindly show
me the way down? I connot find the
"N ot quite," replied his faithful
henchman grimly, "but enough to path.”
“ There Is no path. There Is no way
show that you are."—Boston Tran­
down."
script
“ But— I beg your pardon— yon are
down, are yon not?"
Gay smiled op at him. “ Yes. bat I
slid rigjjl down those steep rocks, and
I f Is hard sliding. I assure you. I am
coming up. I will show you the way
through the woods and the lane will
lead you direct to the landing. I go
that way. Walt for me."
He crossed from the piazza to the
top of the rocky cliff and waited to
Stop a cold before it stops you. Take
assist her. descending with difficulty
HTLL'S D w a r a - R m m i i e . Q u in in e
a few sieps to give her a hand when
Stops the cold, checks the fever, opens
she had gained that height
the bowels, tones the system. Insist on
H ILL’S. Red box, 30c. All druggists.
“ Nice little shack." he aald. tapping
the corner o f tiie IJttle club as they
H I L L ’S
passed. “ W ere you sketching It?"
“ No. I was sketching— Oh. listen I"
Gay stopped short and turned toward
D on ’t A rgu e
Men who argue expect to end where him eagerly. A sudden longing for
sympathy, for understanding, the re­
they began. The avowed purpose o f
each Is to defend with logic or Insult action of one o f her own kind lo her
emotional strain, overwhelmed het
the convictions he no* holds. He will
In a torrent o f words, staring darkly
deny truth and deride It If It threat
Into his Interested eyes. Gay told him
ens his position.— American Magazine.
the whole story; o f the body that had
come to her on the wave«, the wound
M odern F ire Figh ting
In the temple, the fine white hands:
Reporter— How did you ever man
how she had gone for help, and re­
age to put out that fire?
turned to find It— gone.
Fire Chief— All I did was to throw
“ By George, what a story," he sal<1
grapefruit In eacn window.
thoughtfully. “ 1 suppose the tide car­
ried It out while yon were away ”
At Blowing Rock, high In the North
“ Well, you see." she admitted fair­
Carolina mountains, a hat sailed out ly, “ the tide really couldn’t
I pulled
over the chasm below will he caught the body above the A lte r line. The
by the wind and returned to Its owner. tide didn’t reach him.
That’s the
Strangest thing about I t "
The most tireless followers o f for­
He put out his hand, deeply Inter­
tune are a man's creditor*.
ested. for the sketch, and she showed
It eagerlj, her eyes still fixed upon
his sympathetic face.
H ow ’ s Your Stomach?
“ Oh, hy George, that Is fine work,"
PYevnc, Calif.— "Dr. Plerca's Gold­
he said warmly . “ What a hand!
en Medical Discovery g a r« me en­
What a fa c e !—oh, nonsense, you
tire satisfaction as a blood oarlaher
and stomach tonic,
could never make up such a figure, of
and 1 am only too
course you saw I t
What are you
glad of this oppor­
going to do with this?”
tunity to recom­
“ 1 shall send It to the police depart­
mend IL It U my
m ent I think. That boy belongs to
candid opinion that
somebody.
Perhaps the police can
there Is nothing
bettor for a general
trace him.
Perhaps It will relieve
debilitated oo n d F
some anxious hearts— though a sad
' lion of health than
relief If will be."
tha Golden Medi­
They walked on together, slowly,
cal Discovery,’ and
the stranger still csrrylng the sketch,
I do not object to
pnbll'atloB of this slatera e a t " —
glancing at It often with Interested
K. W McLaren. 11? a Angus St.
wondering eyes.
Obtain tha ''Discovery'’ In tablets
“ Don’t you
rather hate 't o get
or liquid from your dealer, or, send
mixed up lu such an affali ? There
19c for trial pkg. to Dr Pierce's In­
will be an Inquest— at least an In­
valids' Hotel. Buffalo, N T , and
quiry, and you will be called as a
write for free medical ad vice.
Ever tried Dr. Pleroo's Pleasant
witness and—"
Pellets to regulate bowalaf 10 Pal­
“ Oh, there will be no trouble about
lets to cents
IL It Is obviously suicide— "
“ It Is obviously murder." he cor­
rected gently. “The poor chap might
lisve shot himself, or might have
w em
There s quick positive,
drowned him self Not both."
relief tn
Gay stopped suddenly, shivering
again. ‘ True.” she said faintly. *M
know IL I tried so hard not even to
At All DruABiaU — Money back GuAranU«
think—of murder."
• » Y B k O C A ^ i l A b CO - ssa W v i u * t i n * .
Her fare was white.
“ I wish you would give thla to me,"
DR. S T A F F O R D 'S
he said persuasively. "O r sell M to
me. rather, for I can see that yonr
pencil Is your profession.
I should
be glad to buy IL I can make a rip
ping story of IL I am In newspaper
Inhale OU«| T bt mru*. pb -
NewoCI
CROUP, u
work, and I can do wonders with this
rwhita Cli
oo «boBt to remore
I will have It photographed. If yon
Relieves n>-jrml«te
like, and send a copy tn the police.”
l A L L A IV C U L . Hew Tort
ß
Gay reached ouL quickly, and took
the pad. “ I connot do that," the said
firmly. “ 1 feel responsible for the
thing. I feel as though I were led
down that hard and painful path on
purpose to receive It— the poor body
—swept to my very feet. It seems to
make me— his avenger, don’t you see?
I dare sny you think me very childish,
but I feel that this has been sent
straight to me, and I cannot evade IL
I am sorry. But I must do It my­
self."
&
Suddenly they had cleared the for­
est and stood on the brow of the hill.
The Lone Pine was directly at hand
PRICE $150 AT YOUR ORUG STOP!
"This la my cottage." she said.
X
e-f'A for Sam ple
“ Just cross right down the -dope tn
f KOENIG MEDICINE CO
the lane and follow It down to the
1045 N WE LIS ST. CHICAGO ILL
•tier. I am sorry about the drawing,
out yon see how It Is,"
COLDS
BEAVERTON
ETHEL H U E STO N
Caerrlaht tsr bv Tka ItabbeManig On
WNUI
“Oh, you are quite right, o f course.
It has been very fascinating—meeting
you like this. I wish them was tome
place we could go for ton— "
"There Ls a place. There are lota
o f place*. The Island Is full o f tea.
But I shan’t go. thanks. Marching off
to tea with a Perfect Stranger tn the
Good Little Island would be even
more damning than the discovery of
a nonexistent corpse. Even worse, I
think, than living alone, which seems
the very height o f depravity here. It
a’n’t accordin' to natur'— It make#
women queer. They think that'» what
la wrong with me. living alone."
"W hat do they advise? An orphan
for adoption, or a h us baud for attach­
ment?"
“ Heaven knows.
But anyhow I
shouldn't live alone."
She laughed
pleasantly. "Good-by. I shy It with
sorrow, for you seem almost one of
my own."
He held ont hta hand, and Gay
dropped here In I t
“ Good by. The beat o f luck to you.
For myself I wish no better luck than
the Joy o f seeing you again."
“ Now. now." she reproved him, smil­
ing.
“ Don’t flatter.
Consider the
stately plnea, the nigged coast and
the surging surf. Flattery doesnt go
with the Good IJttle Island."
“ It doesn't go with you. either. 1
assure you I mean every word o f IL
Come aoon, good luck. Good-by."
Gay walked toward the Lone Pine
smiling.
He was pleasanL
It hsd
been nice, the momentary contact
with one o f her own kind. But the
smiles died on her lips as the turned
, the door o f the Lone Pine. The house
seemed still, big. empty. Very still.
The stillness was like death.
Gay
thought of the sea-washed body with
palely gleaming hand* flung out be­
neath the waves, and shuddered. She
did not look at the drawing on the
first page o f her sketch book, but
thrust the pad quickly Into the drawer
o f the desk and dosed It tlghL
She grew Increasingly III at ease
as dusk descended, and on a sudden
Impulse, at last went out. quickly, ran
down the hill and called to Aunt-
almlry.
“ Won’t you keep a poor timid nerv­
ous old maid all night?” she asked
pleadingly.
" I don't want to atay
alone.
I've got the— you know—
heebee Jeeheea! My house Is hnunt-
ed. I'm afraid o f ghosts, and things.
Do you think It was Just a ghost.
Auntalmlry?”
Auntalmlry gave her a coxy chair
and made her a cup of tea. That
was Aantalmlry’a unfailing resource
In case o f nerves.
"N ow drink your tea, dearie, and
don't say a word about IL W e’ll have
a nice coxy evening. Juat like a party."
She was evidently determined to
soothe Gay. determined to hnmor her
keep her quiet.
She petted her.
talked pleasantly of Inane and pleas­
ant things.
When at last they made ready to
retire for the night, she said Gay
should have the solitary bed, and the
herself would sleep on the coucti.
"She's afraid o f me, I do believe."
Gay thought to herself. “ She wants
the room between us. I d case I turn
vIolenL"
Her lips twitched with
amusement at the thought as she
crept between the white covers.
Auntalmlrj turned ont the lights,
and went about the room from win­
dow to window raising the blinds.
When she came to the window that
showed the l.one Pine at the top of
the hill she gave a sudden little ex
clamation.
“ Did you leave a light on?” she
asked.
“ N o !” With a bound Gay was out
o f bed and at her aide by the window,
both ataring up the bill at the cot­
tage. From the wide window o f the
living room there showed a round
circle o f misty light, pale, wavering
and uncertain, but a IlghL
“ It's no earthly IlghL" Gay aald
moodily. “ It’* a ghost
1 tell you.
Auntalmlry. the spirits are abroad
this nlghL Say what you like, queer
things are going on. I feel IL I am
all creepy, and—ob, look I Oh, It 1*
the hand I Oh 1”
Her voice sank away breathlessly
Watching, suddenly outlined In the
misty orb o f light had been the reflec­
tion of a hand, reaching ouL slim,
shadowy and ghastly."
“ Oh." Gay murmured sickly, “ oh. It
Is his hand!"
Auntalmlry was shaken. Her arm
henenth Gay's hand trembled.
But
she was firm. She did Dot believe In
ghosts.
“ I saw IL" she said weakly. " Ii
was Just the reflection o f a leaf nr a
spray o f twigs, moving In the wind.
l.ook. It Is gone. There la no light,
there Is no hand. It was the light
from a boat reflecting against the
leaves.
Just s reflection, dearie.
They often fool me."
"H ave It yonr own way." Gay said
moodily, " f a l l It a leaf If yon like.
I call It a hand, hi* hand."
" I think— maybe— I will sleep with
yon." Auntalmlry said faintly.
Gay laughed then, and squeezed the
little figure gayly as the clambered
Into bed beside her.
“ You'd rather take a chance on me
turning violent, than be hy yourself
when the spirits walk, wouldn't you?"
she teased.
"Y on shouldn't sny such thing*.
T ls n ’t reveren t"
They arose early, and after a quiet
breakfast Gay kissed Auntalmlry,
thanked her and set ont for home.
Auntalmlry offered to go with her,
bnt ahe refused, bravely smiling.
“ Oh, no. I am not afraid now It la
daylight. Spirit* are all nicely back
In their snug little gravee again." .
She went np to the cottage, on
locked the door and entered (he room.
Over It lay the quiet little hush that
broods tn an empty house. But she
was not afraid. Even when ahe saw
that the window shade* In the living
•THE
KITCHEN
CABINET
ijj . HIS. \\ asiani N a».papa' llama.)
room were lowered to the bottom, she
IWauty mingled « l l h invaniteli,
was not afraid.
founded on the observation of ns*
tura la the ntalni|>rlns of decora­
" I didn’t pull them down," aha aald.
tive dealan. If II la not beautiful.
aloud, “ because I went out before
It baa no rlahl to salat; II not
dark. Oh. w e ll!
Perhaps I did It
founded on tbs observation ot na­
tura, It can hardly ha althar beau­
from habit, without thinking. Heaven
tiful
or Inventiva. It la apt to be­
knows 1 bad other things on my
come merely strange gnd mon-
mind."
atroua when It departs from na­
tura.—William Morris
She sat down at on re to her desk.
It waa her plan to go to the city on
A P P R O P R IA T I GOOD T H IN G *
the first bout, to relieve herself o f ell
responsibility In the matter.
And
When serving fish a nice croquette
then, suddenly, she decided that ehe
would not go at all. but write Instead. which will add to the course it :
H o m i n y and
She would describe the entire Inci­
Horae r a d I • h.-—
dent to the last detail, enclose her
Take one fourth
sketch, and that would he an end ot
o f a cupful of
I t She reached Into Ih* drawer and
macs ron I, «team
pulled out paper, envelope« and her
It unill tender,
sketching pad. T o measure for the
add one half tea
siae o f envelope, she opened the pad
spoonful o f snlt,
to remove the drawing. The page that
three fourths o f a
met her eyes was virginal and white,
no pencil line to mar Its purity. Uay cupful o f resided milk aud cook until
turned the pad about tn her hand, It Is absorbed. Add two tablespoon
The whole world knows Aspirin as in effective antidote loo
studying It slowly, and then aha J fula o f butter, three and one-half tea
pain. Fut it's just as important to know that there is only one
|
spoonfuls
o
f
grated
horseradish
root.
turned every page, one after the oth­
genuine Payer Aspirin. The name Raver is on every tablet, and
Mix well and put away lo cool. Shape
er. and examined every on*.
on the box. I f it «ay* Raver, it’a genuine; and if it doesn't, it ig
The page had been neatly extracted aa desired and dip Into crumb« —eg*
not I Headache* are dispelled by (layer Aspirin. So are cold«,
from the hook, and her penciled and cruiuha again. Fry lu deep fat,
and the pain that goes with them; even neuralgia, neuritis, and
sketch o f the scene tn the c or* was drain on brown paper.
A nice sandwich to serve with flah
rheumatism prom|>t!y relieved. Get Uayer— at any drugiloto—
not there.
for luncheon or a supper dlali 1* pre­
with proven directions.
Its disappearance settled the affair
pared thus:
Cut the crusta from
o f the Little Club cove aa far as Gay
bread and spread with horseradish
was concerned. With nothing to sub­
butter. T o make thla, cream six table
stantiate her seemingly wild story,
she felt the lees said o f It tha better. «pooufula o f butler and add gradually
Gay knew, however, that she waa the four tabtespoonfulg o f grated horse­
Sarnia 1« IW «re*. «ark W a « « * XuiO.'lan a* gaM M IIm W nw aC n.tlerliearl«
subject o f endless discussion, endless radish, one leaspoonful o f lemou Juice
neighborhood wIL In her absence, and : and m lt and cayenne to taste.
For W niBCB. who beeil *lfectl»e 4> hi < It* pu«F
Indian Tapioca Pudding.— Scak five
for a few days ahe confined herself as
New York Short of
lie f, « s e W o .Se«e a * lr lh | o u I, « n o lh lh « e g fg
Fruii for rtfrttlAf II h>*.
»- • C O I * É W u \ .« 4
largely aa possible to (he seclusion tahlespooufuls o f peurl tapioca two
T o ilf .
Equeetrian Statue» I aUif . Hot »0* «•<• - t V teem A
hours tn cold water to cover. Four
o f her cottage.
four cupfuls o f scalded milk over four
A Gothamll* who has been on lour o il. m o U ÎV R M M I.R It «Art K«*la • « . .
One afternoon, perhaps a week after
I'tttel A b M klont« ito. tenu« l it tatti Bearli
her discovery and betrayal In tha tableapoonfula o f rornitical and rook with a number o f summer visitors •
nur* »»•**«! t*oi«n«He I l i t
!’•»•!*•«> «A i ta r o m p i « Hu*« |.. .»tu* in « | « y l n (
cove, tiring suddenly of her work, »he lo a double holler until the mixture find« New York to tie exceedingly
« r i i A d ilrw M A I I r * iti| ib * li, (Nlmuut U o «| .
thickens.
Add
the
tapioca
drained,
short
on
equestrian
euituvn.
Having
shored the easel Into the com er and
decided to clean house. Hastily she and three-fourths o f a cupful of un> dwelt for many years In Washington,
handled her slim knlckered figure lasses, three tableapoonfula of butter, where (lie horse plays such a conaplc
Into a great bungalow apron that one and one ha If teaspoonfula of salt. uous part In memorials, he has ncled
made a fat and stodgy housewife of Turn Into a buttered dish and cover the death o f bronse chargers In Ih*
£ Y £ S O iü F IO O H t y o o h X
her. twisted a bright silken scarf tur- with one cupful o f cold milk. Do not home town. F.vldently the sculptors
L ooks /
banwtse shoot her small head and •tlr. Bake one and onefuurtb hours who denlgiird the staluea that adorn
/
KT K »A I.V K Ine
New York's parka and streets were
fell to work. She dusted, she swept, tn a moderate oven.
rei tei. AI»n»»Utf tmtK
Baked Crumbed Potatoes— Fore* not as horse-minded aa their fellows
J < C C u l A ll t i r u f f l a i B .
she rearranged. With brash and pan
»m /r II A 1.1. * ftlt't « t t u Nrw Yurta CU#
In hand, she was ot, her knee* at the hot boiled potatoes through u rlcer: at the rapltal. Koine humorist once
fireplace, coughing distastefully with to three and on ebn lf cupfuls o f pots- remarked that every one who owned
the dust o f ashes as she cleared out toes add three tahlespownful* of hut
a horse had a statue erected to hla
the cinders o f last night's driftwood, ter, one and one-half lca*|MH>nfuls of I memory In Washington. The rquos
I iaa l>ect» r«ii# v ln * rou gh « du# lo cold «
salt
and
one-fourth
tenspootiful
of
pep
|
when suddenly a hand slipped be­
trlnn statues In Manhattan are few
for •)xtj,*onA jc*r*.
neath her chin from behind, tilting per. Add two-thirds o f a cupful of and far between. There la one of
her head backward, while two firm hot milk and heat the potatoes vigo r j Washington In t'nlon square, one of
lips pressed down on hers from above, ously. Turn Into a buttered baking General Hherman at Fifth avenue looAAna (H a phlegm. pmmotA« • vimm ’I u *
pressed firmly, warmly, for one long dish, pour over one-linlf cupful of j and Fifty-ninth street, nnd two on rmtlon, « i v r « a ( oo 4 m*nt • N«ri r t me
from roughing 20c And fOe o-itijt«.
heavy cream, sprinkle with well but i Riverside drive. The drive statue*
breathless moment
I*uy It a ! your drug «loro. U. U. Or*»n.
tered crumb* and bake until brown.
commemorate Gen. Frans HI get and Inc., Woodbury. N. J.
And then a tremendous, electrify
Rhubarb Raisin Pudding. The fresh Joan o f Arc.— Philadelphia Ledger.
Ing silence.
Gay dropped pan and
brush among the ashes and stood op. or canned rhubarb may lx- u«ed for
very tall, very businesslike even with this recipe: Sprinkle with sugar to
Paid for Hi» Neglect
QuU-k feitet from pain.
the huge apron bulkllr enveloping her, sweeten und let stand an hour or so
Prevent shoe pieeeuie.
deeply outraged. The man who stood If the fresh rhubarb Is used. Mix one I
to See Fire Wat Out
At e i
« U leee new.
before her. In a silence as great, an pint o f crumbs with two tablespoon
That It pays to "be sure the ramp
amazement as profound as her own. fills o f melted butter and one cupful fire Is out." was brought home with
J )I Scholl's
wns one she had never seen before. \ o f chopped raisins. Fut Into the pud
unusual force, any* the forest service
N * » tl |M*
nor seen hla like before, she knew at ding dish In layers o f rhubarb, raisins o f the United Ftnte* I >e| urtment of
once.
Travel-worn hoots tie wore, nnd rnimha; finish the top with but­ Agricultural lo a Mr. Jotiea of price.
travel-worn
knickers.
Rareheaded. ! tered crumbs. Serve with a tinrd or I ’ tah, a recent national forest visitor
his blond hair, a little tousled, liquid sauce, using some o f the fruit Mr. Jonea and hla wife camped at
Hlace 1846 I t . Healed Woanffa and
showed sunburn. Rot In that first Juice If desired.
Cottonwood lake on the Wasatch na­
Keren en Man and lea s-
glance It w.ts renlly his eyes (he saw. I
Foods for Occasions.
tional foresL Departing on a hiking
M' ms « f N m I tee Beet bedla I f M awAeet. ^ I!
eyes dark and gray, with little mock- | A delightful little dnlnty which may
trip to a near by summit, they left
Ing glints that shone through his be served ns a luncheon dish Is;
s spark o f the camp fire burning. On
amazement, gray eve* henenth black
M en and Homemade Uread
Ham Csnapa. — their return Ihnt evening they were
lashes, thick and long, that curled up
It Is frequently snlil men 'run their
Mix one-fourth cup­ were met near the ramp site hy n
ward, veiling the gray with black.
ful of deviled hum group o f anioke fnced sun mill men. hollies. How about hoincliti.lt' bread,
Amusement soon supplanted the as­
then, asks Kd Howe, vhn q-man't be­
or chopped boiled who directed them to where a new
tonishment In his face, amusement
hum seasoned with and expensive auto had stood wlu-n lieve they do. “ I scarcely lu.nw a man
and Interest Ills sang frold was per­
who does tint want homenis.lc hrend."
niurinrd.
tabasco, they left. Nothlna remained o f an
fect.
he iitlds, "ami cannot g-t R ; the
kitchen bouquet exceptionally complete rsmp outfit
“ I ’lensed to meet yon." he said,
bakers have fierauaded the women
and a little tnmntc and the car hut n idle o f nahes and a
with a mockingly deferential Inclina­
sauce. Spread the smoldering wreck. No damage was that bakrry bread Is better, ss hnrtwrs
tion o f the hare rind sunburned head. mixture on diamonds of hot buttered done to the forest, but the cani|>ers’ have iM-rtuinded them shout bobbed
“ So It seems." Gay's voice and eyea toast, cover with grated rheese. then loss wns fully tLVVX).
hnlr. And look at the riot he* the men
were frigid.
with buttered crumbs; brown In a hot
nillllnera have persuaded the women
"W ho art thou, pretty maiden, and oven and serve hot.
to wear. . . . “ Well, look at them.
N o t A ccord in g to Hoyle
where, may one Inquire, la the revered
They are more comfortable and sani­
Llvar Canape.—-Simmer half a pound
While telling a long story o f falling
and venerable Auntalmlry who one o f liver until tender enough to tic
tary than men's wear. Women don’t
out o f a boat In the middle o f the lake
time made this hut her hom T ' There pierced with a straw. Fut It through
run around In warm weather wearing
and his struggles In the notrr, Jen
enough woolen gooila to cook ■ goose.—
was laughter a his eyes now, the the meat chop|»er twice, rejecting all
klne stopped abruptly.
Capper'* Weekly.
gayer for her coldness.
the stringy portions. Hub to a paste
"And how did you finally get ont?"
“ Ob, you wish to see Auntalmlry." with a fork, season with one-fourth
naked a listener.
she said still w ’ th some stiffness, self­ teaspoonful of sulL a tablespoonful ot
"W ell," the narrator replied, “ after
consciously, though melting surely be­ melted butter and pepper and celery
I had come up the second Hum nnd
neath the warmth o f the gray eyes. salt to taste. Add enough seasoned
waa preparing to go down for the
“ She lives In the Apple Tree now. I tomato sauce to make o f the consis­
Was Your
third and last time, I happened to
live here. W ill you sit down?" ahe tency o f mayonnaise. Spread on finger
Grandmother's
Remedy
think all my past hadn't risen before
asked very formally, and took off the ■trips o f rye bread sauted In butter
me like s dream, as It was supposed
For
every
atomarh
and garnish with sliced stuffed olives.
great bungalow apron.
to do. nnd so I gave up the whole
anil Intestinal 111.
The daring gray eyes explored the
Honay Sandwich««. — Remove the
business and swain ashore."
This good old-fash­
revelation o f her, slim and straight brown akin from bruxll nuta and
ioned herb hom«
In the atout shoo*, the smart knickers, chop them as fine ns possible, adding
F o r C o ld », C rip or Inttuenma
remedy for consti­
and the silken blouse; came to reaL a few groins o f salt; mix to a paste
pation, stomach III«
» • » Preventive, taka Laaatlva
contentedly, on tha sleek, dark, proud with honey. Kprend on rounds o f hut
BROMo QtTlNINK Tablet« A Baf. and
and other derange­
little bend.
tered bread, rover with a sllre from Froven Ramedy
Tha bos bears tha
ments o f the aye-
“ You don’t live alone, do yon?" he which a small round or star shaped signature o f K W. Oroya. 10c — Adv.
tem an prevalent these days la In even
asked with Interest
ceuter Is removed. Garnish each cen
greater favor aa a fam ily m edletn«
"Yee. I do." Gay’« voice wa« curl ter with a maraschino cherry.
Man 1» W h ole Band
than In your grandmother’s day.
with the defiance «he felt In defen*e
Psanut 8andwlch*s.—Crush freshly
Twenty-two
musical
Instruments
o f her lone estate. "1 five alone, and roasted peanut* with a rolll ig pin. have been assembled so that most of
w . N. U.. PO R TLA N D , NO. 1 -192*.
I like It, and I nrn not afraid. I know salt lightly and mix to a paste with them can be played at one time hy
it make« women folks queer, and It'« whipped cream. Kprend on buttered
one man. The Inventor alone ha*
not accordin' to nntur’, but I do. and whole wheat bread and garnish with
Safety on A ir L in e n
mastered the aggregation and ho la
If It alts me. there's an end o f IL "
three steamed raisins, arranged In tbt Albert Nelaon o f Minneapolis, Minn
Nine men Jumped out of * big all"
“ My
esteemed
female
relatives form o f a three-leaf clever. The rai­
pliine In IK acromi* and all landed
The product sounds a gri-Ht deni like
wished me to sit and hear the report sin* are (learned hy putting them In a
a brass hand. In the rendition o f his «afely. Air liners will have to carry
o f the Island,” be aald thoughtfully, sieve over the lop o f the teakettle,
“ solos” the artist makes use o f hla parachute* for passenger» Just n «
“ and I put them off. I should have covering the strainer with the teaket
lungs, legs, arm* and an electric ocenn liner* rarry lire preservers. It
waited.
I fancy they had news of tie cover.
won't lie exaetly pleasant to Jwutb
motor.
vast Import.”
Mexican Malang*.— Took one chopped
out o f an airship at nn altitude o f
"Yea. they did. And moat o f If I* sweet pepper In two tableapoonfula ul
U*I0 feet and trust to get safely to-
D ep en d »
about me. I know who yon are," «he fat left from salt pork or anusages
earth, bnt then, It Isn't plensant to
said, smilingly. “ Yon are Hand. Are When well cooked add one pint ol
‘ Are you going to build your house Jump off an ocenn liner In mldocean
yon not?" Her «m ile waa very warm canned tomatoes, one pint o f cannec of hrlrk?"
nnd trust to a life preserver or «
Indeed In Joy o f her discovery.
"Y e *— If we ran Interest any brick
com, one teas[>oonful o f anil, the anrn<
ruhber raft tn get yon safely to s h o r«
He shivered (lightly, covered the o f grated or.lon and a generous dust layers."— Kansas City Times.
—Capper*« Weekly.
dark eye* with hla hand.
“ Danger. o f cayenne pepper. Simmer eight min
My prophetl: sense aaya danger." be utea and thicken slightly with a table
whispered.
spoonful o f flour mixed with a little
“ Eve"y one has been saying, "When water. Serve with an usage or bacon
Rand cornea home,' and now yon have
With all kinds o f fruit, Jellies, pre
come. The boys wanted the old plei
T o B « W «I1 th e K id n e y s M u st T h o r o u g h ly E lim in a te
serves, plrkles and conserve* which
to make a float for swimming, and
W aste Poisons fr o m t h « B lood.
the farm w ife delights to pnt up there
the Island wouldn't give It to them,
will always be the dnlnty nrressorie«
,OES H
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and they said, 'When Hand come*
every I day
find you lame, «tiff and
which add much to the table, and alsc
home, he’ll dynamite IL and we’ll
achy ? Do you feel tired and drowsy—
variety.
salvage the remains.' And when the
suffer nagging bacVache, headache and
summer people wanted to tear down
dizzy epelle> A re the kidney accretions
the old fishing shack to make a place
scanty and burning in passage?
to launch their boats. Hie natives
^uggijdi kidney* allow poisons
frowned upon them, bnt everybody
Supply o f Caetor O il
to remain in the blood and upset
said to everybody else, 'W alt till
Vast field* o f castor oil plant)
the whole system.
Rand comes, he’ll hum It down.’ "
grow wild In Mexico, It Is reported
D oan 's P llfi, n atimulant diuretic. In­
it o na coim wtiBD .i
crease the secretion of the kidneys and
There are two varieties, one ol
• « m tKe elimination of waste im­
wood* growth, whose seeds yield
E a rliett C ity Subway»
parities. D oan'a have established a nation,
about 30 per cent o f oil, and fh* othei
The first Boston aubwny va r begun
wide reputation. A tie your neighbor /
o f herhnreoua habit, with seeds yield
In 18W. It wna an underground tun­
Ing about 50 per cent o f oil.'
nel for the surface electric linea en
terlng tile tmslness dlstrliB of the
city of Boston. The origin si New
W a te r in g Flow ere
York subway, a* contracted for In
A S tim u la n t D iu re tic to the K id n ey»
Ferns and other plants In wlndon
18110 . comprised some 20Vk m.lea of boxes are often rained hy wnterlni
At ali dealer., «Ot a hoa.
Foster M.lbare C* . Mi*. Ckrmi.li, Radalo, N. Y.
line, three-quarter* of which Is In tun
too much. They should be waterei
neL
regularly but not excessively.
SPIRIN
Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin;
it does NOT affect the heart
rfttRED \
Boschee’s Syrup
S o o th e s th e T h r o a t
Bunions
Xino-pads
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
Garfield T ea
Feel Stiff and Achy ?
'H u-LtU 7 v w * r c i &
Doan’s Pills