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THE BEAVERTON REVIEW f Tfe GIRL in the M IR R O R y Elizabeth Jordan *15 W N V H vrvtw I Ì *\ I* went on. “ You folks didn’t liav* C H A P T E R X V II much mercy, you know. You tooled —22— tne to the top o f my bent. But now A Little Look Forw ard I feel that we’ve at least hrokeu "So Shaw told j-ou!” mutter«! Ep •veo." ateln a few momenta later. “ E ven: Mein Oott !** repeal«! Ep “ You bet he d id !" l-aurle blithely ateln with a groan ’’You’ve taken rnrrobonsted. "He had to, to tuire hit ten years— " akin. But he was pretty (tame. HI “ You’ve rot back ten already.“ the give hint rredlt for that. ! had to young man blithely reminded. him. fire one ahot pa at hla head to con “That’s fine! As I aav, we’re even. vince him that I meant business*. Be- But from this time on. one thing must aklea. I bad «aid. I thought lie was be definitely understood: Henceforth reaching for something. I suppose I I’m not In leading-strings of any kind, was a little nerroua Anyway, we however kindly they are put on me. clenched again, and— well—I’ d haTe If this association Is to continue, there killed him, I guess. If he hadn’t must be oo more practical Jokes, no spoken.” more supervision, no more Interfer He smiled reminiscently. All three ence with me or my affairs. Is that were tactfully Ignoring Bangs, who agreed?" had walked over to the window and “You bet It la!” corroborated Ep by the exercise of all his will power stein. Again he wiped his brow. "I was now getting his nerves under can't stand the |«ae* you fellas set." control. he admitted. "Shaw didn’t do the tale Justice, he Bangs nodded. “That's agreed hadn't time to." I^urle continued, You're too good a boomerang for little "and I was In such a hurry to get Rodney." back to Miss Mayo that I didn't ask “ For my part." continued Laurie. for many details. But on the way to "I promise to get to work on the new the garage It occurred to me that I play, beginning next Monday." had a chance for a come-back that “ Yon w ill!” the two men almost would keep you three from feeling too shouted. smug and happy over the way I had “ I will. I’ ve got to stand by Louise gulped down your little plot. So I for the next two or three months, and planned It. and I rather think.” he w ell write the play while I'm doing added complacently, "that I put It over.” “ Put It oTer !” groaned Epateln. ‘‘ Mein Gott. I should think you did put It over! You took twenty years off my Ufe, young m an; that’s eon sure thing.* "You’ll revive.” I auric turned to Rodney, who was now facing them. “ All right, old man?" “ 1 guess so," gulp«! Rodney. There was no self-consciousness In hla man ner. He had passed through bias ing hell in the last twenty minutes, and he did not care who knew it. "Then." urged Laurie, seeking to divert him. “you may give me the details Shaw had to skip. How the dickens did you happen to start this frameup, anyhow?" "How much did Shaw tell y o u y Rodney tried to speak naturally. "That the whole adventure was a plant you and Epstein had fixed up to keep me out o f mischief." 1-aurie re peated. patiently. "He explained that you had engaged a company to put It over, headed by Miss Mayo, who Is a friend o f Mrs. Ordway. and who has s burning ambition to go on the stage. He said you promised her that If she made a success of It, she was to have the leadug role In our next play. That’s am>ut all he told me." "That’s all I know." ended Laurie. “You’ll Make a Man of Me, Doris," •'But I want to know some more. He Said Brokenly, When He Could Whose bright little idea was this, in . Speak. the first place?" "Mrs. Ordway'a." It. Then, whether America enters the “ Louise's!” Unconsciously Laurie's war this spring or not. I’m going to face softened. France. But we’ll talk over all that “Yes. I went to see her one day." later. Are you o ttV Bangs explained, "and I mentioned He ushered them to the door. that we couldn't get any work out of “ And It’s all right, boy?” Epstein you till you'd had the adventure asked wistfully. “ You know how veil you were Insisting on. Mrs. Ordway ve meant. Y’ ou ain’t got no hard feel said. ‘Well, why don't you give him ings about this?” au adventure?* That." confessed “ Not one.” Laurie wrung his hand. Rodney, “started me off." Then, with sd arm acro ss Rodney's “Obviously." corroborated his friend. shoulders, he gave him a bearish “ So It waa Louise's Idea. Poor Louise! hug. “ I’ll see you a little later." he I hope she got some fun out of It" promised. "You bet she did!” corroborated Rodney suddenly looked self-con Bangs, eagerly. "I kept her posted scious. every day. She said It was more Pin j "Perhaps then you'll give me a than a play, and that It was keeping I chance to tell you some news," he here alive." suggested, with a mixture of triumph “ Humph! Well, go on. Tell me how and embarrassment. Epstein's know It started." T-aurle was smiling. !f \ ing grin enlightened Laurie. the little episode Just ended had been, • "Sonya?" he asked eagerly. as It were, a bobolink alngfng to “ Yep. Great, Isn’t It?" T-ouUe Ordway during her final days Laurie stared at him. on earth. It was not lie who would ” Iiy Jove, y ou have been busy!" find fault with the bird or with those he conceded. “ Between manufactur who had set It singing. ing a frame up for tne. and winning “The day we saw the caretaker In a wife, you must have put in a fair the window across the park." con ly full week even for you.” His arm tinued Rodney, “ and I realized how tightened round his chum’s shoulders. Interested you were. It occurred to “ I’ m delighted, old man," he ended, me tha’ we'd engage that studio and seriously. "Ponya Is the salt of the put Miss Mayo into It. Miss Mayo earth. Tell her she has my blessing." lives In Richmond. Va., and she When he re-entered the room he had been making a big lilt in amateur found Doris standing io Its renter, theatricals. She wanted to get on the walling for him. Something In her legitimate stage, as Shaw told you ; pose reminded him of their first tno- so Mrs. Ordway suggested that Ep irems together In that familiar set stein and I try her out—” ting. She had carried off the original “ Never mind all that!” Interrupted scene very well. Indeed, she had car I aurie. “ Perhaps later Miss Mayo will ried iff very well most o f the scenes tell me shout It herself!" she had been given. “ Now. what I meant to do was this “ Laurie—’’ Her voice trembled. —" Rodney spoke briskly, lie was “ You have forgiven the others, t.’an't recovering |«oise with extraordinary you forgive me?” rapidity. His color was returning, tils • "There’s nothing to forgive,” he brown eyes were again full of life. quietly told her. “ You saw a chance And, as always When his thoughts ar.d you took it. In the same condi were on tits work, he was utterly ob tions, I suppose any other girl would livious to any other Interest. “The have done Hie same thing. It's quite second act was to be—’’ all right, and I wish you the best He stopped and stared. Epstein had luck In the world. We'll try to make risen, had ponderously approached the new plav worthy o f you." him, and had resolutely grasped him "You’re not going to forgive me!” by one ear. she cried. "And—I don’t blame you I” "Rodney," said the manager, with She walked away from Him. and. ostentatious subtlety, “ yon don't know sinking Into the chair Epstein had It. but you got a date up-town In five so recently vacated, sat betiding for minutes.'' ward. her elbow resting on Its broad Ills voice and manner enlightened arm, her chin In her hand. It was the the obtuse Mr. Bangs. pose he knew so well and had loved “ Oh, er—yes,” stammered that ao much. youth, confusedly, and reluctantly got “ Can’t you understand?” she went to his foet. on. “ I’ ve hated It from the start. “ Walt a minute." said I-anrl*. "B e I’ve hat«] deceiving yon. You see— I fore you fellow» go, there’s one more —I didn’t know you when I began. I little ma.ter we’ve g"t to straighten thought It was Just a good Joke and out." They turned to him, and at the awfully Interesting. Then, when I met expression o f utter devotion on the you, and you were «1 stunning, al two fsoes the sternness left young ways, I felt like a beast. I told them Devon’s rye* “ f was pretty mad I simply couldn’t go on, hnt they about tills business for a few min coaxed anil begged, and told me what utes after 8liaw explained It,” be It would menu to you as well as to me— They made a l>!g point of that ‘ He to«* his favorite pooltlon hy the mantel and aatrhed her aa she talked "I «lout want the play.” ahe crlml imsahmately “ I wouldn't appear In It now under any eondltlona I don’t want to go on the stage. It waa Juat a notion, an Impulse I've l«ait It. all o f It. forever I'tu going hack home to my own people and my «>*u Vir ginia, to—to try to forget all tbN I'm golug tomorrow.“ “ You're excite«!." said l.aurt*. sooth Ingly He I « * her hands and hehl them “ I’ve put you through a bud half-hour. You understand, o f >»ur*> that 1 wouldn't have done it If 1 hadn't been made to real lie that your whole thought, throughout this experiment, has hcen of the play, and only o f the play.” She drew back ami looked at him “ What do you tneau!” "Why—" It was hunt to explain, but he blundered on "I mean that, for a little time. 1 was fool enough to hi>pe that—that some day you might care for me. For of course you know, you've known all along - that I—love you. But when I got the truth—” “ You haven't got the truth.” She was Interrupting him, hut her face had Hashed Into flame. "You haven't had It f«*r one a«-on d; hut you're going to get It now. I'm not going to let our lives he wrecked by any silly misunderstanding.” She stopped, then mabed on. "Oh, l-aurle. can’t you *«>e? The only inuh that counts between us la that 1— I—adore yon! I have from the very first -almost from the day y«>u catue here— Oil. It’s dreadful of you to make me say all this!” She was sohhing now. lu his arms. For a long moment he held her very close and In utter silence. Like Bangs but In a different way. he was feel ing the efftvts of a treineuilou* re action. “ You’ll make a man of me. Dori*.“ he said br««kenly. when he couM speak. “ I'm not afraid t«> let you risk the effort. And wheu I come hack from France— " “ When you come ba«-k from Fran«-e you'll «»me back to your wife,” she told him steadily. “ If you’re going. I'll marry you before you go. Then Til wait and pray, and pray and wait, till you «»roe again. And you will come back to me.” she whispered. “ Something makes me sure o f It." ’T il come back.” he promised. “ Now. for the first lliue, 1 am sure o f that, too." • • • • • • • Four hours later Mr. I .a u retire De von, lingeringly bidding good night to the lady o f his heart, was surprised by a final ronfi«lence. •’l-aurle." said IHiris, holding him fast hy one buttrm as they stood to gether on the threshold o f the little studio.” do yoa know my real res- sen for giving up my ambition to go on the stage?” "I'e*. Me.” said young Mr. Devon promptly and brilliantly. "But you ne«in't do It. I'm not going to be the bali-and-rhutn type o f husband.” “ I know. But there are reasons within the reason." She twisted the button thoughtfully. “ It's because you're the real actor In the family. I When I remember what you did to the three o f us In that murder scene, and so quietly and naturally, without any heroics—” She broke off. “There are seven ! million things shout you that I love,” she ended, “ hut the one I think I love the best o f all is tills: even In your [ biggest moments. Laurie darling, you never, never 'em ote!' ” C H A P T E R X V III “ W h a t A b o u t L a u r ie ? ” From the New York Son. January 7, 1919: “ Among the patients on the hospital ship Comfort, which arrived yesterday with nine hundred wounded sohllers on board, was Captain Iain rence Devon, of the American flying forces In France. "Captain Devon Is an American ’ace.’ with eleven air victories official ly to his credit. He was awarded the French Croix de Guerre and the American Distinguished Service m«Jal for extraordinary heroism on August 9. 1918, when he went to the assistance o f a French aviator who was fighting four Fokker planes In the combat the four German machines were downed and their pilots killed. The Frenchman was badly hurt but eventually recovered. "Captain IN*von is well known In American social and professional life. He Is the only son of the late Horace Itevon, o f Devondale. Ohio, and the brother In-law of Robert J. Warren, of New York. Before the war he was a successful playwright. Just before galling for France last year, he mar rled Miss Doris Muyo. daughter of the late General Frederick Mayo, of Hlchmond. Virginia. On reaching his New Y«irk home today he will see for the first time his infant son, K»«l ney Jacob Devon.” [THE END.] St. John’a Day Rites Observed in Mexico Jun* 24 la universal bath day In Mexico. Throughout the republic men, women and children, by going down to the streams or swimming pools and bathing, commemorate the day on which St. John the Buptlgt baptized Jesus Christ. This custom of observing “ St. John's day” waa originated by the Spanish In the Sixteenth century, when all recent converts among the natives were taken to a stream of running water and baptized. The custom is believed to be peculiar In Mexico. As the tradition began to lose Its hold on the people, following the gaining o f Independence, the cere mony began to take on a more fes tive asp«-t and Inst somewhat of Its religious significance. In the Nine teenth century, therefore, the day be gan to he celebrated hy aquatic fiestas, held In streams where avail able or In pools In the larger cities Best W a y to G ood End The most plain, abort and lawful way to any good end Is more eli gible than one directly contrary In some or all o f these qualities.—Kwlft. THE W ORLD’ S GREAT EVENTS ALBERT PAYSON T E R H U N E tg ) hr IK.44. M esJ S C eiw essz ) Friday, January 21, 1927 Tore Quart of Water Cleans Kidneys Colds T a k a • LittI« taita If Y s u r t a s k Hurts, or Bladder la Troubling Yau A rnold von W inkelried ANDWICHED In between several No man or woman ran make a ml« large Kur«*f«oen nations Is a little, mountainous country made up of twen taka by fluahlng the kidneys ucx-aslon- ty two tiny state* These states differ ally, says a well-known authority. from each other In rellglou. 1 Me*. Eating too much rich fimd creates Industries, language ami a hundred acid*, which excite the kidneys. They other poluts. Yet each and all are hreomo overw ork«! from tbe strain, spendldty patriotic and unlt«l In their get sluggish and fall to filter the waste compact little federation Their unity and polsoua from the blood. Then we ltlieumallsin. headaches, and freedom were bought by centuries get sick. of hl«HKlsh«rd and heivlc ronfolsnce of liver trouble, nervousness, dlszlneaa, ati»nger power*. This confederation aleepleasneaa and urinary dlsorvlara of unit«l province«. or "ceetoaa“ la often <»uie from sluggish kidneys. Swltserlaud. The moment you foe I a dull ache In It consists o f former fragments of the kltlneya, or your back hurts, or If Italy. Germany and France weld«l the urln* la clouity, offensive, full o f Into ««tie nation. A few of these can snllment. Irregular o f passage or at* tooa handed together In I.Dl in a de tend«! by a sensation of «'aiding, be fensive alliance against any outside gin drinking a quart o f water each foe. hut particularly against Austria day. also get about four uuncea o f Jail Other cantons from time to time Balls from any pharmacy; take 1 Joined the alliance, until by the end tableapoonful In a gins« o f water lie- of the Fifteenth ceuiurji 8wlt*erian«l fore breakfast and In a few days your was practically an Independent ««un kidneys may act fine. ify. with German. French and Italian P ro v e d safe by m illio n s a n d p rescrib ed b y p h y sic ia n s fo r Thla famous salts Is made from the aa Its official languages The chief arid o f gru|H>a and lemon Juice, com promoter« o f the original nn’.on were bined with llthla. and ha* been used Neuralgia Colds Headache the men of the Hchwys valley, and for years to flush and stimulate the Lumbago Neuritis Toothache from these the names “ Swiaa” aud kldneye; also to hslp neutralise the Rheumatism Pain Sciatica “ Swltseriand" are derive«!. arid« In the system, eo they no longer Switzerland's oldest and moot re cause Irritation, thus often relieving only •‘Payer" p > Accept lentless enemy waa Austria. Austria bladiler weakness. which contains was a duchy, not an empire. In the Jad Salts la Inexpensive; make« a early stages o f tha struggle and was delightful effrrv«-*cvnt llthla water ^ 7«*/ proven directions. ru l«l by the Hspahnrgs. The Hnps- drink which everyone should luke Ilandy “ Bayer“ hoi«-* o f It (ablets. Also b o ttle # ««I t i sad 100— 1’iuggleU. burgs, eager to annex new territory, now and then to help keep the kid Sw rirt. to IS . < ~ to tuA.S * It o r - M « » f« t« « e <4 M a e ^ -lto e e M -te r at » *u *rit o **» encroach«! on Swltserlaud. The hardy neys clean and a«-tlve and the blood mountaineers endured hut a brief pe pure, thereby often avoiding serious Taking the Credit Big Event riod o f tyranny and aoou flew 10 arms kidney complication« “ Nice weather, aeuator." “ Faaiiluuable w «!dhig. eh?" against their oppressors Two heroes “ Yea, and the t««-st la uoua loo good •’Bpeclal wire Into the churol»."— stand out as foremost in heating back ; Their Value for my conati turn I a." Louisville Courier-Journal. the Invaders. “ Fools hare their uses," said old In 1315 an Austrian governor. Oeaa- ler by name, was put In charge of tne Festua Tester. "They are excellent Cri district of Swltseriand. Anroug for the punióse o f teaehlng the rest of other sets o f tyranny he caused his us the disastrous results o f blowing Into unload*-.! shotguns, trying to heat hat to tie mounted on * pole and com niamled all pasaerahy to how to It. the other feller at hia own game, buy William Tell, a peasant, happened Ing old stork, skating on thin lee. In along, his crossbow slung over his dorsing not«*« for friends o f our boy* shoulder aad leading Ids little son by hood, flirting with «-harming graaa the hand, lie refused to salute the Widder«, and sc. on and so forth.” — Kansas City Star. hat. Geaaler ordered hi* arrest. Learn Ing that Tell was a famous marksman, the governor order«! him by way of “ DANDELION BUTTER COLOR” punishment, to shoot an apple off hi* A harmless vegetable butter color own son's head. Tell accept«! the ow d by millions for 50 years. Drug perilous test, and at the first shot split stores and general stores sell bottle« the apple In half without Injuring the o f “ Dandelion” for 35 rents.—Adv. boy. Geaaler was abou: to release him. when he noticed a second arrow stock W h a le B ecom ing E xftn cf through the peasant's belt and asked Complete extermination o f the why It was there. whale within five or ten year* la pre MOTHER **To shoot you If I had slain my d ict«!. unl«*sa the wholesale butchery son r was Teira reply toria is a pleasant, harmless Sub o f this raluable mammal can be Gessler, In fury, commanded him to *!opt>«t hy International law. It la stitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, he hound, thrown Into a boat and said (hat not iimre than 12.000 whale« Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especially prepared row «t to the governor's castle on Lake are left In the world, and tliat the Infants in arms and Children all ages. Lucerne. On the way s storm sprang whaling Imlustry la literally «laugh op. The boat was in danger, and terlng In execs« o f 2,000 each year.— T o «void imitations, always took for the signature o( Tell, being a «killed sailor, waa on Thrift Magazine. Proven directionx on each (y»c Wage Phyuctant everywhere rrconuecad it. bound and sei at the helm. He steer«! ! the boat on a rock, leaped ashore and Cuticura Comforts Ba b y 's tkin M a y Bar A ll H ortes escaped, shooting Gessler through the When red. rough and Itching, by hot heart as the latter reached land. Tell hatha o f Cuticura Soap and toucliea of Tliree hundred and fourti-eo Ihou then fled to the mountalna and ralllad Cuticura Ointment Also make use sui»! vehl« le» «m ie «latly Into thè thlr- his roontrymen to resist the Austrian now and then of that exquisitely scent ty Ave aquare block* ot l ’hlrago'B punishment that was certain to fol ed dusting powder. Cuticura Talcum, “ loop” between 7 a. tu. and II p. ni., low. Nor was he mistaken In hi* be one o f the Indispensable Cuticura a survey show». O f th«-««- only IJ.iam lief. for the Austrian Archduke I-eo- are horse «Irawn. ami city rnglneers Toilet Trio.—Advertisement pold. with nearly 20,000 men. Invaded propose tu bar them. Switzerland. G o o d Fit I-ess than 1,500‘ Swiss gathered to Governor Gunderson o f South Da D E M A N D “B A Y E R " A S P IR IN oppose the Invasion, and to«* up a position at the top o f a steep moun kota was condemning the profiteer. “The Italians," he said, “ have a Take Tablets Without Fsar If You STATE APPROVED LANDS tain pass at Morgsrten. The Austrians Km oil linpr’Vrtl farina In writ oaUblUh*! See th# Safety “ Bayer Croes.” proverb that fit* the profiteer like u charged up the slippery slope, but ••(UanirnL Fruii, alfalfa, dairy, b«««, poul glove. It runs: try. Church«*. hl|fb »choui, gram m ar orhooU. were met by an svalanrhe o f tree W arning! Unless you see the name A w u l n p c w i l f lauti* »I t h Ural water right* " “The man rnpable o f growing rich trunks and bowlder* burled doarn by "B ayer" on package or on tablets you fcoajr Irmi*. Wrlta fra*aa Ioni the defender«. After a fruitless ef- 1 In a year should be banged twelve are not getting the genuine Bayer montlui beforehand.* ” fort to overcome the handful of moan Aspirin proved sate by millions and P ock et P ow er Plant Ulneers the Austrians were driven prescribed hy physicians for 26 year«. Dr. P*B ry*i **naad f h o i ” la potvarfat. bat An Indivlitual electric power plant back In wild disorder, leaving 1,500 M l« . O n# d a « t w ill * s p « l W o r m i or T a p « " Bay "Bayer" when you buy Aofilrln. consisting o f a amali generator, spring w o r m ; n o ca n tor o il b m 4 « 4 . A d ». dead on the field. Imitations may prove dungeruua.—Adv. driven, supplies sufficient current to Thla victory attracted other ran- 1 operate a light bulb, says the !*ear- S a d O ld Story tons to the federation and taught A W ool-G a th erer born luih-|«endent. Ten secón ds o f “ That Egyptian mummy waa decked Europe a wholesome reepect dor the “ Wideawake f e l l o w , K lock son rranklng hy hand prodarea three min plucky little stales. But sixty years with rongnlfleent Jewels." ‘‘.Same sad story. AII dressed up You’ll never find his wit* wool gath utes o f light. later Leopold III. nephew of tbe arch ering.” duke who was so soundly trounced at and no place to g o !” “ Oh, I don’t know, lie employs Ills M. f ’lemenceao, former premier of Morgarten, led an army B.mxi strong A loan Isn’t great because he never wits mostly In gathering Ihe wool off France, lias maile arrangements so against Switzerland. About lJM) falls! It’s hla ability to rise afterward the latnha In Wall Htreet."—Boston that France will not know o f hla ileaUl Swiss advanced to check blm ; and on that counts. Transcript. nntll he haa been buried a fortnight. July 9. 1386. the two armies met on s meadow slope near Bempacb. The ground was uneven and marshy and broken hy stream* and hedges. 1 The heavy-armed, mounted Austrian* could not deploy In such quarters as rapidly and sklllfnlly as the lightly : equipped Swiss Infantry. Yet by force o f numbers they made headway against the weaker foe and left no weak place In their barrier o f spear- points through which tha patriots could break. They were rapidly sur rounding the Swiss preparatory to cutting them to piece*, when Arnold von Wlnkelrled, from the canton of Unterwalden. rushed forward against j the serried line o f Austrian spears, and shouting. “ Make way for Liber ty !" grasped all the spears within his reach snd gathered their points to his | own breast. Aa he fell, pierced through and through, the weight o f hi* body dragged the spears* points earthward with him. leaving a gap in the Aus trian line which hla comrades rushed though, over his dead body. Tbe result of the battle o f Sempach was to break Austria's power In the united cantons. Other nations from G o o d E lim in a tio n Is E s s e n tia l time to time sttseked the little free country, but with no batter result ABITS of life change with the chang unpleasant ways. O ne !a apt to feel tired, And so. through the renftirle*. tha ing season*. W inter brings us more achy and liatleea — to have drowsy head | tiny Independent netlon. whoee watch indoors; w e are apt to get leas fresh air ache*, dizzineaaand perhapaa dulL“toxic” word wae “ Liberty I" wrenched victory and exercise, to eat heavier food and to be from adverelty end fre«lom from the backache That the kidney* are not func etronger hands of oppression, proving, leaa active generally. These winter-time tioning aa they ahould ia often shown by even ae the United States wee later habits impose heavier burdens upon our scanty or burning accretions. destined to prove, that mere force and hard-working icidneya. A t such times the use of a stimulant tyranny can never hind men who ara diuretic* to th e kidneye ia indicated. Sluggish kidney function permit* reten resolved to be free. D oan’s Pills act on the kidneya only. ] tion of poisonous waste in the blood end Grateful users the country over recom- ! make* one an easier victim of winter’* One Hundred P er Cent Minery mend them. Asl( your neighborl colds and chilla Presence of these unfil Young America yields grudgingly to *D *¥TH if HtrrtoMtk» mereHen e f tered toxins make* itaelf felt in many education. A group o f boys riding to school on a street car showed their scorn of various subject* by the In scriptions they had printed on the edges of their books. Various desig nations, such »* "brain food," “ hunk“ and the like amused the passengers, who kept an eye on the group. But the concentrated hatred of one subject wss shown on a dilapidated algebra, A t all dealers, 60c a box. Fosler-Milburn Co., Mfg. Chemists, Buffalo, N. Y. which was Inscribed “ 100 per cent misery.*—Indianapolis New*. S IRIN TAKE “ BAYER ASPIRIN” -$ffW*«r S n fe / rackj*f CALIFORNIA When Winter Comes H D o a n ’s P ills . Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneys