The Beaverton review., January 23, 1925, Image 2

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C h ild re n should n ev er a * «
th e ir d ad s (o r sp en d in g ntooey
a f te r lie’s trie d u n s u c c e s s f u l l y
fo r a co u p le o f h o u rs to solve
! a c ro s s w ord p u n ie .
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Review
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O u r idea o f a fo re sig h te d man
is th e fellow who gave h is hot-
j te r h a lf a w affle iron as a
C h ris tm a s p re s e n t so th a t she
could f u rn is h him
a
b e lte r
b re a k fa s t.
•nd THE BANKS HERALD
F rM ay, J a n u a r y M , 1«*S
Issued E very F rid ay At
B eaverton. O regon.
If
th e re
is o n e tim e in a
w hen h e ca n fe*d
> w holly v ir tu o u s it is w hen I’e is
| c a rry in g a q u a r t b o ttle o f v in e­
g a r dow n th e s t:e e t an d know s
! it i< n o th in g b u t ju s t p u re
\ inej a r .
I i.m n’s -life
J„
H.
H ulett
K ditor and P u b lish e r
•I th* N il 0#M •» B « '
m U m Act a Marck 1 1SIS.
S u b sc rip tio n , 11.50 p er y ear.
A dvertising r a te s on ap p lica tio n
A s T w o Acted M en S aw
A p p ro a ch in g Y u letid e
S
WAS feeding th e pigeons a t the
end o f one of th e p ark benches
w hen tw o old m en sa t down,
i me. rudiljr-cheeked a n d jolly looking,
m ade m e think of a w lneaap a p p le ;
C in d erella’» lot w a sn ’t so bad
the other, thin, dyspeptic, and w ith
She got to sta y rig h t by th e a frow n betw een his eye*.
"W ell, sir. alm ost C h ristm a s!" be-
fire.
_-an th e ruddy one cheerfully "F unny
bow a body can begin to feel It tn th e
About the
m o st
ex pensive
ilr th is tim e o f y e ar."
g ift we can th in k o f is th e gift
“ IVm't
believe
In
C h ristm as t"
snapped th e o th e r crossly.
o f gab.
"W h at ab o u t g ifts?" asked his
Many a c lo th in g s to re p r o p ­ friend. “ How do yon get aro u n d
them ?"
rie to r c a n ’t a ffo rd to sleep in
"D o n 't believe in thin sw apping of
p ajam a s.
presents, e ith e r."
"A nd C h ristm a s tre e s a n d c hildren—
O ne check th a t can alw ays be i s n ’t very well wipe them off th e face
cashed is a check on y o u r liv ­ of th e e a rth ."
“ D on't believe In any o f th is hulla­
ing expenses.
baloo a bout C hrist m as— w h a t's It all
»m ount to?"
The o rig in a l ill w ind w hich
“W ell. Jo h n ." said his friend, “yon
blew no good w as a d ra ft, a c ­
• re losing a lot, I can tell yon th a t,
m d I'm glad you a re not my gran d ­
co rd in g to re p o rts.
fath er. I f you do n 't look out you'll
,-e t o ld ; yea. a ir—o ld !"
W hy, you
W ell, th e re ’s - o n l y a
little liaven't left y ourself anyth in g hot the
less th a n a y e a r in w hich to j M onroe D octrin e! B ark of th la 'sw ap-
sh o p b efo re C h ristm a s.
. lag g ifts.' a s you call It. hum an h e a rts
ire g e ttin g clo ser to in c h o th er th an
T h e fact th a t tw o h eads a n 1 they do a t any o th er tim e. And back
b e tte r th a n one may explain i ■ >f It all a re th e T h ree W ise Men. and
!he S ta r In th e E ast. No. sir. you are
few o f the m odern d ances.
m issing out on th e w hole business—
you m ark my w ords. T he w ortd needs
T h e wild life in th e country C hristm as— dow nright needs It. and
is n ea rly all sh o t, a n d m uch of i w h e th er you believe it o r not, I reckon
ih e life in the city is h a l f -Hal. v e il go on g e ttin g It!"— A nna Detu
ng C ray.
A fool an d h is m oney soon
pay a dim e fo r a nickel c ig a r.
T here is n o th in g m o re h u m il­
ia tin g (h at a r g u in g w ith a fqol
He never know s w hich one is a
fool.
B lessed a re th e rig h te o u s fo r
they do n o t litte r up the fro n t
pag< •« o f all th e daily n ew s­
paper-!.
B eing a rugged c h a r a c te r i*
lif r d b ecause rugg.-d c h a ra c te r-
*isu lly have so inueh ch in to
í*lu»vc.
NO N IR O A FT E R ALU
Pry to save S a tu r ­
day n ig h t, Feb. 11
lie riakoil hla Ufa to re sc u e
fo r th e big d an ce i ho fa ir m ulti from n w atery
at
Ihe
Mil* ' >ro g rav e , unit, o f co u rs« , h c r liait
\u d ito riu m
c S w as duly g r n t«ful
"Y o u n g iim n," h » attid, ” 1 can
n ev er th u n k you ■ utltoiently for
y o u r h e ro ic a c t.
You In cu rred
NOSE .QÙGEDFROM
an aw fu l n a k in sa v in g my only
A COLD OR CATARRH
d a u g h te r.”
“ Non« w h a te v e r," rep lied Ihe
('ream la Nastrile Te
Appi hr Cresi«
out ti ful 11 fesa v er.
“ I am «I-
Opea l ’p Air Psassgea.
eady m a rrie d ."
Ah! What relief! Your fleggv.l
nostrils open right up, the air passage
of your head ara clear and you can
breathe frsely. No mors hswkiBg, saufl
¡ng mucous ill «charge, headache, dry­
ness— ao struggling for breath at sight,
your cold or catarrh is gems.
B oat star stuffed up1 Get a small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from your
druggist Bow. Apply a little of this
fragrant, antiseptic cream ia yo*tr nos
trils. ' t it penetrate through every air
passage of the head| soothe and heal
the «woltea. mltamed munais membrane,
giving von instant relief. Ely’s Cream
Balm is ju st what every cold amt eatarrh
suffer- r has been seeking. l t ‘a just
«n!rn-!i!.
(TNffjr tasséto a** At1 t Knaw):
T W r ~sa „ „ W H A T l t d W H Y
#»o w : m y ,
mmd H O W sad W H Y K B mod \VNO~
MHIM
Cheers
a s III L ETT'S PH O N E w as a lover
U p g of m usic, but be had his lim ita-
■ c tiona. H is collection o f records
-p re se n te d his ta ste , but also the
a ste of th e young m aste rs. His piano
.■oils em braced ail the jaz z v ariations
r it hunt due a tte n tio n to harm ony.
The wave lengths o f hla radio set w ere
oo short.
It has been said thut ail the hcav-
TF.a BKAVIRTON HliVIEW
SPECIALS
THIS WEEK
W ebster ’ s
N ew I nternational
D ictionary
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enlarging, sa d pci lading under ex­
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insures a c c u ra c y , c o m p le te n ess,
compactness, a uihrrity.
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Chas. Berthold
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BEAVERTON
OREGON
T ry O u r C lassifie d Ads
The
I r is
CANNON
A m an took *1 from a blind
w om an in St. L ouis, and all wr
hope la (h a t lie hough I poison
m o o n sh in e w ith it.
At any rafe, th» liighw ayni
o f U r otilen (lavs h»|i| you u
t o ¡ri i y, o r m o n e y i;i«!...,d ,,f
ru n n in g you down.
Y 'liât th is counl ;•
¡.
noi m ore liberty, but ijtiil» a
few less penule who lake lib e r­
tie s w ith o u r liberty.
II s real funny how som e per»
pie w on’t d isc u ss religion until
they get d ru n k , and then w on’t 1
d i-c u s s an y th in g else.
T h is red u c in g b u sin e ss,
w<-
lliink, is being c a rrie d a little
too far. K \en th e m ilk show s
sig n s o f g e ttin g th in .
If lie know s wliaf a p in t will |
do to him, and wlint x lrp p in g
on it w i|| <(,, ( q t he c a r why do
they cull it an a c cid en t?
W ood
an d
Ooal
lit
K.arly
tin t Your O lder«
P o r Sal«— Fax te rr ie r
pup
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litre« m o n th s old. Im iu lro a t i P hon« 43S.
th e B eav erto n Review
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ft«*«.
Adv p ttli
B s t verton
W. E. Pegg
P ra c tic a l N ura« o f long ex p e r-
Unrlrrtnker and Embaltnrr
len ce d e s ire s m n le rn ily c a se s
Crsmt* Pudding
o nly
R eference* given. \d -
d resg Box IV I. HI. t. U«a 1 BEAVERTON.
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P h o n e '-’? t .
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De J. R. ? « ib a n
VVn.'lad— t ie n g ra l
Omit rue I Ing
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w ork.
Jo se p h
Kni'X. P h o n e. M 5*tii,‘l It -u'
it. Box ?55-A, P o rtla n d O re
D ENTIST
It -sat
Huillín >'
El«ctrl«k F lo o r S u r.a c ln g — On old
Beavei loii
O 'a g o n
o r new flo o rs.
All k in d s of
h a r d » " d flo u rs
laid.
W hy
co n ten d w ill)
ro u g h
flo o rs
OR SAMUEL SORENSEN
w hen they can he nutde siu n o lii D r S s m u tl Soranaon, D. V. Q.
like new ? tA’- l>- G iffo rd , 7 |7 • «rndunle an d Ib'cnsed v elo ijn a ry .
F.iglitli h i ., Ilillalio io . o a-j If
I 'llO N K H
P o r Sal«— tw o lie iiu t'fu t pup« O ffice
HoAverton M l IB
W ill » e|| clienp o r tra d e fo r I’jtriu Ilea,
IIIIIslHiro 'IK
chick en « o r an y th in g .
Make
m e an o ffe r. YVhnl h av e y o u ?
MONUMENT«
W . J. A lexander, !le¡»\orton.
Look
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from Row on you r a n p u rc h a se
Foe Sal«— Heavy ra g ru g , V"
M on u m en ts and M a rh a ia
X I ? " . In ex cellen t ro n d ilm n .
in both
C heap. I.itile Brow n .lug. c H
M arble an d G rn n lta
for a g re a t re d u c tio n In price
i sa v in g to the p o rc h la e r of
from 10 to 25 pei re n t
lióm e an d he convinced
C o rn e r llh and Main H lree's
For Infants and Children
H illsboro, O regon.
In U se F o r O ver 3 0 Y ear»
M N. LEW IS A CO
H O W ’S T H IS ?
do w h A ( w# o U lm for II rt«l your R>Elrui
of Catarrh or Doalii#«*! caun-i by
Catarrh
If A la i« '» C A T A H H I I M K D P A I N E t o n -
•lata of an Ointment whi* h guh kly
So th e C hristm as singing w a s too
it d o r a n ’t ta k r a bit morn
time* to am o u n t to so m e th in g
in Hie w orld th a n it does
to
am o u n t to n o th in g .
In
H A L L S CATAMRIt MRDICINB will
T h e w orld do move. By tin
ligfa for Philetu*. H e sp en t Clirhtt-
tim e you le arn so m e th in g m od­
>ias Eve w ith a fox tro t a n d a giddy
e m you le arn th a t it i* old-1 -.vhlri. but the caro ls w ent over him
tad p aw ed him by. In th e splendid
fash io n ed .
r-om e folks we know will take
a lm o s t a n y th in g th a t is
not
runted d“ wn except a little bit
aif good advice.
D ealer
K. HANSON
CASTORIA
nly orbs sing in their motions, but
.'hiletns had never heard them, even
a Imagination. His ears were long,
E vm y d rin k e r th in k s lie cai:
drive a c a r w hile d ru n k .
He , •ut they had never reached that far.
ca n . too, n o t c o u n tin g the a c - - .'here were conceptions so delicately
-eautifnl that they could not get into
rid< ole.
iis mind. He had been heard to Say
iiat the story of the Christmas song
Many a m an w ho win« hi»! vgs doubtless an oriental invention,
girl"* han d find« th a t be g e t. .tad he been auc%g those wondering
tethlehem shepherds tt Is probable
h e r to n g u e th ro w n in fo r good
bat be would have n e ith e r b e a rd nor
m e a su re .
een anything that night.
Som e com plexions a re so very
heavy th a t the o w ners have to
walk easy to keep them from
fallin g off.
A
W A N T E D tnd FOR S A L E
WHO we# th« Mi’Ibey of th# Slaah*# f
Ar# thm# “*ix ro#«~ m v ttq you to#?
Olv# them u ococrtunlii by placiag
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DONALD CASPAR PARKER
V ltli.lN IH T AND TF.AUIIKR
L a sso n s «I R sav arlo n by
A p p o in tm e n t Only
Ailili'o** P o rllaiu l, MIO
F lu e A lta H uihlnig
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WHERE is Canberra ? Z*#fcnj«»R
u m b rri
If Misse
e
i' 'U' •* 1
•o N «tu» Ally ffohc'ty
f,4n Tell
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9
th W» neu'» u: »tu* i k M w
RARO TO REAR
She My
h u sb a n d
ee rta ln ly !
does en jo y sm o k in g In Ins den. I
Ila* y o u r h u ah u n d a d e n t
O th e r S he No, lie g ro w ls all
o v er th e house.
Lewis Brot’ ers, Props.
th# g re ti pyram id of
in your home,
sc h c .-i. otic«,
club, lib rary .
T h ts'S u p rv m s
A uthority" in all
ksow tcdga offers w m e i 1
immediate, constant, liftin g , trust­
worthy. Answers all U nds of ques­
OONTRAOTINQ AND MOUM
W IRING S P C O IA tltT
BKAVKATON
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\ Beaverton Transfer Co.
HOW can you diettnguiah e malarial
rvosqutto ?
( g H U . V M t . r n N o r a w p e U aloa.)
The H ea ven ly Song at
M erry C hristm as T im e
a »
ELECTRIC
TURN !
Will. SAGr. !EAi
Tin ’Mattai** i h y U hc oi Sfli »
and Í Jh
—, ln r
She—O eorge, w hy d o n 't you ■trekked au J l.idt I twir ti gi.n>c..«n
lo th and Mnrl»»on
sr's rivipc, -i-J i
- arc i»u * '»*• • '
p ro p o se ?
to keep II i - It-‘i ■
I. *•
IHion« Bi'iiadway 0105
He—Som ehow , som ehow , I can wlmll i» «.Ulta seilnUi.. «a w> ‘lie h*
A IN 'T IT TH E TRUTH *
ing in tn ac-' wiun a >■ <<-thf«il .iin'cnr
n ot aeetn lo do II. Mabel.
She— l l ’a o nly a s h o r t s e n ­ gmc- i» of 1* ' V i --ted td'.int
Any g ir | ca n he gay.
■ a p a « A to n
I N'i w.id.,!s, titoligli, we d-in'l li n s il»
ienee. tle o rg e .
BILLIARD PARLONS
, Ill a claaay c o u p e :
Ir, ril-b -
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He No. it ’s „ Ufe « rn len e e. and the musty mixing at li- tuc All fu g a ra
tn a ta x i th ey all c a n lie jo lly ;
I ding »tore* » II the rrady-to-use prid
T obaccos
,
! ml, unproved h> tt1" art-litmn oí olive i
O onfautlons
1 ingredient», call I "YVvcth'» S-tge mid
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Suini It « • i id " Il i. m » V I <1
S o ft D rlnkr.
Ur W iltH ' iiut»»ly i hi dlveover il IW»
j
Cady
B
uilding
W
a ta o n S trom
berti aulirei
Simply in n k il youi
eomti or a soft ton li with it and draw
Ibi» ibi migli your hair, hiking one mull
I
strami at a time; !>y inorning the gray
REAVEFTON B4RBEP 5’TOP
I
hair dieappears. bul what deliglil* the
ladies with W yrth’a S « kc and Sulnliur
H m l r la a a W o rl
Auto Truck and Livery Service, Daily Trip« To
Compouiiij. ia that, tiende» be.iUliltllty
U ntil in f'otiiiiH 'tlnji
darkening the hair after a few apotii i-
I
Portland.
Inin», it alto produces that toft luitrv
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and
si
pea
rame
of
abundance
which
it
F'urniture and Piano Moving.
to atlractiv«
OtReos: Beaverton: Cor. Watson a n ' First St. Port land; 1H8 Front St.
C. J. SltyfüJ, ffop
Phonos: Heaverton, M on M.
Portland, Main 3M0
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W H A Tw uU ' D < th fn te ao fla ndo i>
WHY J im th# date f.r
tftry #
W H IN
Hut th e g irlie w o rth w hile
la th e on e w ho c a n «m ile
W hen y o u 're b rin g in g h e r hom e
on a tro lley .
n # ll«v p a the c a ia rrh n l Influmrn <tl»n, ixud
the In te rn a l M**dicin#. a T o n ic , w h l«h
•eta throurh th« i
Mucous
fiiirfAcca. thua saaiattn« to rcatore nor­
mal condltlona.
»old by drtitficlfttR for ovr*r 40 Yrars.
hurch g reat organ h arm o n ies sw ept
ip to m eet th e m oonlit benediction of
he sta rry heavens, c arry in g ra p t souls
to heights of fuller vision of th e glo-
ions giadneas of th e C h ristm a s tim e.
>ut Philetus was in bed.
F. J. Cheney A Co . Tolrdo, U,
¡A Bathroom In Every Home j
A mere lad, however, rejoicing In
iis new radio set that night, tuned In.
-aylne. 'Give me Heaven"—and got It!
—Christopher G. Hazard.
1 9 2 4 . W c i t e n i N t « i p t p « r U n i o n .)
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T i e r o :it;l o r sale v a ’ua of any
'w eltin g la g re a tly Incroaxad
• It' t ' e In. tc fla tla n o f a coots
ilcte, m odern b a 'h ro o m . P rop» 2
u t y v alu es a re Invariab ly h lg h g r S
vhan theco 1« a h ath In «vary
-loma.
4 F-,.*' 4
A llo w in g “O R a n d O n "
E very Year C ounted
A lawyer. Doled for big succegg in
cm*- examination, found bis match in
a recent trial, when he asked n I n ;
suffering n i l n i s a bow long lie !.:id
worked ar Ids bu*in<ns of tin rooting
4Dt* answer waa:
“I h a v e w o rk ed a t ii off and on
fo r som e time, b ut hove wo: b ed ul
it stcridy fo r th e lu st 12 j e a r g ."
I!"A long <ff ¡md o j buve you
won ,-d a t I t r
Tixfy-Ove yi-nrg."
“How old are you?"
"Sixty-five."
i In n you I,. e been a tin roofer
from birth?”
HTT'-
^ B ainom m « Spoct Only Fm Fot!
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"N j . s i r ; o f c o u r s e I h a v e n 't.”
i iien why did 1 ou say you have
worked at your trade 65 yearg?"
Because you asked how long off
and on | had worked at U. I have
worked at the trade 65 year»—¡0
years on and 45 off.”
BE A V E R TO N PLUMBING Co.
F. W . Bishop, Prop.
5
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Phone 320
BEAVERTON
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Some Things That Puzzle Us
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co u n try
n - e d r i« m o re p ain ) on ih<- «<l>i
p la c e a n d leas p a in t on th e
y o u n g fa re , a t le a a t th a t s w hat
jKime fo lk s th in k .
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T t o fam ily'« health
la n o t
p ertv pro*e«t-r» u n taaa you
have ad e q u ate h a 'h ln g an d to ile t
•q u lp m ent. Youc h o u -e o o n n o t
te c o m fo r ta tle u n til Vou In sta ll
m o d ern s a n ita ry b a th ro o m ,
A /eltlng lo n g e r Is need ln ;« we
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