H A LSEY E N T E R P R IS E , H A L SE Y . O R EG O N , S E R I EM BE R 18. 1928
I
H a t S p le n d id R ecord
in P la n tin g Trees
OUR COMIC SECTION
T H E R E is nothing that has ever
taken the place of Bayer Aspirin as
an antidote for pain. Safe, or physi
cians wouldn't use it, and endorse its
use by others. Sure, or several mil
lion users would have turned to some
thing else. But get real Bayer Aspirin
(at any drugstore) with Bayer on the
box, and the word genuine printed in
red:
itplrln 1«
trad* mir» of
layer M an u factu re
MEDITERRANEAN £ ”*"
a a “ T ra n a y b ra n la " sailing J a n . 3 0
Clark's 25th cruise. 66 days, including Madeira.
Canary Islands. Casablanca. Rabat. Capital of
Morocco» Spain. Alg»« ra. Malta, Athens. Con
stantinople. 15 days I'alcslin tand Egypt. Italy,
Kiviera, Cherbourg, ( P a n s ,. Includes ho tela,
guide*, motors, etc.
A Means to Another End
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
; TUÀTS 8 G NEU«
¡AROUND a puome
iZ * 7 OH,MO FINNEY-
> Î Î V E MADE A NEU)
CONNECTION /
Duriug the last fifteen years Thom
as C. Luther, champion planter of the
American Tree association, has plant
ed 8,000,000 trees In Saratoga coun
ty. New York. What was formerly •
scarred and deforested area, victimised
by ruthless lumber cutters. Is now
well on Its way tow nrd being the
greatest private forest in the country.
•‘F o r every tree planted tn the Unit
ed States," says Mr. Luther, "four
ure cut down. And for every four
trees cut down tn Europe, twelve are
planted. We are faced by different
problems, of course, but nevertheless
the figures are Instructive . . .
It
is my ambition to spread the doctrine
of practical forestry tn the United
States, and by practical forestry 1
simply mean selective cutting and con
scientious replanting.”
With a Thomas Luther tn every
state, tlie noble theory of conserva
tion would come dangerously near get
ting a practical trial.
S tu d y to Im p ro v e B ow lin g
Science has been making an analy
sts of howling to determ ine the rate of
speed of the balls, how much toey
curve and other Interesting factors
about them, says I’upulur Mechanics
Magazine. Dr. L. W. T aylor of Olier-
lln college has devised an apparatus
whereby the passage of a ball Is reg
istered to the hundredth of a seiaim'
at twenty-inch Intervals down the at
ley. A catapult Is used to propel the
ball From facts so far learned. Sunn
of the accepted theories with regard
to a ball's motion have been found In
correct. tint friction seems to vary
with the speed.
U m b re lla C o lle c to r
A very absent-minded man. accom
panied by lilt wife, was returning
home from the theater.
As they reached the door of their
M e r w a y * M « 4 lt « r r a n e a n , Ju n o 2 9 . 1 9 2 9 ; > 9 0 0 u p
suburban home the man clutched Ills
FRANK G.CLAIM , T i m e s B L l i . . N T
wife's arm.
"Now who la absent-minded?" he
L et C onscience G u d e
Be feurful only of thyself, uml stund cried trium phantly, producing two
In aw e of none more than of thine I um brellas from under I ll s arm. "You've
forgotten your umbrella, hut I've mine
own conscience.—Tlioiiins Fuller.
and yours us w ell!’’
Tlie woman gazed at him pityingly.
“ Idiot!" she exclaimed. “ Neither of
Since 184« Has Sealed V/our.ds and
us had one ”
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
IM GELUM
LOTS /
Sores on Man and Beast
\ IXCHANGS.BUT"
Money back for first bottle I f not suited. All dealers.
T ea ch in g V alu e of Rice
C aliforniu V ariety S tore pn>inr. g row in g dis
trlct. Must go to Iowa Ev. ry tlu n g favorab le
D eal thru bank about «300 Suiter's Variety
fitore, 191 «'astro Pt.. Mountain View. Calif.
Although Hamburg Is the chief port
of the world's rice shipping, the peo
ple of the city nud of Germany gen
orally consume enninriitlvely little.
Itlce Interests now tire conducting n
nation-wide caiiipalgn to Increase the
per caplin consumption liy distribut
ing handlillls showing Hie fond value
of rlee ami booklets telling how to
prepare II.
ADDRKMHING KNVKI.OPR*— ex p er ien ce un-
lieceaearj . earn 116 125 we« kly d u rin g spare
tim e at horn« ; «llgnlfte«! work. D IA M «‘ND
P E N COMPANY. Indiana Harbor. Indiana
SC H O O L FO R M EN
T n W w l ~ BU-INEJS. T.'.ADIS
PROIEJSIONJ
E n ro ll any tim e , te n d for lite r a tu r e .
O R EG O N
X . 51. C . A
IN S T IT U T E
B ld g
OF TEC H N O LO G Y
P o r t la n d , U rej.on
A C orrection
O ak A lw a y s P rize d
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WHY SURE, TUATS
FO1NE/-ANHAVE
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“Sturdy ms un «»ilk ’
IV lt/il s«h«n»i
Day dopHi I know llilw inoim rch «if (lit
forests us th e ayiiilwd nt strefijeth mid
ch aracter?
In h n iiih liiK le «»I hul
lowed iigwoclulioiiw. ouk tun» r«a»ie«’
Its elf deep In the MfTecli«»iis «»I h u m
und from the enrlh-sl «lay.* «»I recoidco
history to the preset it tim e luia Iwen
highly
vu hie« I f«a II*
iiilllty
mid
beauty w ith »he wtdopt rm iue «»I u*«
o f iiny know n w '»” <1
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DENTIST u M o SEEMS.
INT e CESTÉD BUT Irt
GlVlA) RIM A CHANCT / ,
TO PROPOSE FIRST ! /
Ce D zth
Mother (anxiously , r.ohhte can
hai'ily /qw’uk nlmve a w lih p ’r.
Ih u to r — What Is II. hall game or
a cold?
It Is tumidly the mo t Ftuiinliigly
slurtling story that l-ii'l so.
M r. '.n u re ls — Does II not
s trin ig li.
to watch
the
shimmering on the lake?
Miss Gazlppe— You said It!
But.
say you mispronounce that word
Didn't you mean. “Ihe ino'ii'l"ht
shimmying on the lake?"
Fa r Enough
" lie wl dances must pay the fid
filer.'
“Why not?
You linve to settle
with the tailor If you wear clothes."
Louisville ('ourler .Ionrnal.
Don’t fol'ow the crowd If you wunt
to lie a loader.
The qtllet m am of the little wasp Is
responsible for manv I nul words.
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going to hear
Hoover and Smith
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WHAT DR. CALDWELL
LEARNED IN 47
YEARS PRACTICE
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M i i — SM»— «■»-
A physician watched the result* of
constipation (or 47 years, and believed
th a t no m utter how careful people are of
th eir health, diet and exercise, constipa
tion w ill occur from tim e to tim e. Of
next inqiortanee, then, is how to tre a t
it when it comes. l>r. C aldw ell always
was in favor of getting as close to nature
as possible, hence his remedy for consti
pation, known us D r. C aldw ell’s Syrup
Pepsin, is a m ild vegetable compound.
I t can not harm the system and is not
habit forming. Syrup Pepsin is pleasant-
tasting, and youngsters love it.
Dr. Caldwell did not approve of
drastic physics and purges. H e did not
believe they were good for anybody's
system. In a practice of 47 years he
never saw any reason for th e ir use when
Svrup Pepsin w ill empty the bowela ju st
as prom ptly.
Do not let a day go by w ithout a
bowel movement. Do not sit and hojie,
but go to the nearest druggist and get
one of the generous bottles of D r. Cald
well's Syrup Pepsin, or w rite “Syrup
Pepsin," Dent. KB, Monticello. Illin o is ,
for free tr ia l bottle._____________________
P e r fe c tly S w e e t
“Do yol. think Liz minded that aw
ful lawsuit she was mixed up In?"
"Why. my dear, I think she rather
enjoyed It- I know she told tne they
had a grand Jury 1”
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IT TOOTHERS
Lydia
E.
Pinkham's
V egetable
C om pound Help* Her S o Much
Cleveland, Ohio.—“I miro recom
mend Lydia E. l'lnkham 'a Vegetable
Compound to eny
woman In th e con
dition I was In. I
was so weak and
run-down th a t I
could hardly stand
up. I could not
eat and was full
of m isery. A friend
living on Arcade
Avenue told me
about this medi
cine and after tak
ing ten bottles my
weakness and nervousness uro all
gons. I feel like living again. I am
et 111 taking It until I feel strong like
before. You may use th is letter as a
testim onial.“—Mas E l J z t n m i Toso,
14913 Halo Ave., Cleveland, Ohio.
W. N. U.. PORTLAND. NO. 37-1928.
Iso la te D ru n k a rd s
In northern Kusslu chronic drunk
ards ure given Ihe suiiic treatm ent us
persons suffering from smallpox or
any other pestilence. They are con
fined ns n mi lin e to health and life
of the community.
IÌA O IO
the featherheads
Z I KH3W IX -.f
move you
moonlight
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