OUR COMIC SECTION
The
Traffic Officer
I / j a safe bet that the cars
w hich step-out with the
“go” signal are equipped
w it h C h a m p io n s —th e
better spark plug. If every
car o w n e r u sed C h a m
p io n s th e r e w o u ld be
fewer traffic jams.
Champion (« the better
•Park ptwe because of its
tumble-ribbed nllim an-
i m core —it» two-fMece
construction and its sPe*
cial analysis electrodes.
Champion X —
to r rorda
60 /
Gen. Mason M. P a tric k , c h ie f o f the
a ir service, said a t the A rm y and
Navy club In W ashington the o th er
day:
"Y o u n g Colonel Lindbergh Is r e
m arka b le fo r the nonm ercenary ch a r
acter o f his am bition, lie s a m b itio u s
to do b e tter and b e tte r w ork, but he
cures n o thing about money.
“ Now most o f US are lik e Jones. A
man said to Jones one d a y :
“ "Jones, w hat w ould you do I f you
had $1.000.000?"
" "Do?” said Jones. ‘W hy, I ’d do the
same as anybody else w ould do. o f
course.
I'd ove rw o rk m yself Into
dyspeptic neurasthenia try in g to make
It »2.000,000."
Cars ocher
Chan Forda
75/
Spar/CPlugs
U i* Money M aking (io o d s at Hom«*— Spars
or fu ll tim e, Men. W om en. No exp erlen i •
n ecessary.
Send 1G<- for sam p le and fub
in form . H. E. G illis. B ox 336. O akland. Call!
Refilled I.udiew can h ave th eir ow n business
in ow n com m u n ity on less than >5 cap ital.
B ig profit. B ig dem and
The D irect Co..
141T E. F ran k lin , M inneapolis, Minn.
D o e s W e a k n e s s D e tr a c t
F r o m Y o u r G o o d L o o k s?
4A T ( l.ll* III I 11«. ' i r
f |
eties, 91: 15 Iris, th ree each of five varieties,
»1; p ostp aid .
W p . K im ball. 264 E. 23rd
St.. P ortlan d, Ora.
T ru u if lor BUSINESS. TRADES .r PROFESSIONS
E n roll an y tim e. Send for litera tu re.
O R E G O N IN S T IT U T E
X . S I. C. A . l l k l g .
THE FEATHERHEADS
Buzz-buzz-Bazaar
OF TECHNOLOG Y
P o r t la n d , O re g o n
F orm ula S till in U te
A n ancient E g yp tia n h a ir resto re r
was made from a donkey's hoof, the
cla w o f a dog and boiled dates.— In
d ia n a p o lis News.
4
Wells
Richardton Co.,
Saa Francisco, C a lif.— "A b o u t tw o
years ago I was weak and rundown
I
'ered so much w ith
backache and pain
In m y side, and did
not get any re lie f
u n til I took Dr.
Pierce's
F avo rite
P r e s c r ip tio n
A
few b o ttles o f the
"P rescription" was
a perm anent bene
fit to me and I am
glad to recom m end
It to others fo r I
believe it w ill do
fo r them what it did fo r m e."— Mrs.
E. W ebb, 1103 L aguna S t
O btain th is fam ous "P re s c rlp t'o n "
now, In ta b le ts o r liq u id , from your
d ru g g ist, o r w rite D r Pierce, Presi
dent In v a lid s ’ H otel in Buffalo, N. Y.,
fo r free m edical advice.
E a rly C a te rp illa r Train
M arket men and con
sum ers are insisting on uni
form color, now-a-days, and
no real dairym an can afford to
j trust to luck any more. Keep
your butter alw ays that golden
June shade, w hich brings top
prices, by using Dandelion But-
f ter color All large creameries
have used it for y ea rs It meets
i all State and National Food
L a w s It's harmless, tasteless
and will not color Buttermilk.
! Large bottles cost
: only 35c at all drug
, and grocery stores.
I
K itc h e n u tensils o f Hie Greeks and
j Rowans o f the F o u rth ce n tury B. C.,
have Just come to lig h t nt Canopus,
near one o f tlie m ouths ot the M ie ,
according to I'rof. Ralph Van liem an
M agoffin, president o f the Archeolog
leal In s titu te o f Am erica. E xcavation
at a tem ple near th is site has yielded
! up mementos or o fferings le ft hy thou
sands o f p ilg rim s tt.at make clear
many phase« o f life In a n tiq u ity . The
' collections include many kitch e n oten
sits and a u early com plete set of
i Greek and Roman weights. Many o f
them are tokens vowed hy »..Idlers
who hoped fo r success In war. ‘'Some
I are » lin g shots," expluiued D octor
! Magoffin, “ w h ile many are tin y re
plicas o f the soldier» themselves on
elephant or horneback. G rain baskets
j and cam els seem t r f have been the
fa v o rite
g ifts
drum
m erch a n ts;
weights fro m looais ..re found In con
sidernble numbers.
Many o f the
ple.es are unique. and th e ir p u b lic a
tio n and e x h ib itio n w ill add much
more to o u r gro w ing knowledge of
ancient tim e s ”
T h e R arer Sort
C h a m p io n ^
S C H O O L FO R M EN
Find Throw» Light on
o O ld Times and Customs
A Ham pstead correspondent recalls
th a t n early 70 years ago lie saw in
Hyde p a rk a tr ia l o f a m lllliir y tra in
o f wagons loaded w ith soldiers dressed
In fa tig u e Jackets anil draw n by a
steam engine hearing llie name India
T h is engine, be says, la id anil raised
its own ira e k each "s lip p e r" being
ap p are n tly about 4 feet long, mounted
and revo lving on ro lle rs much lik e ilie
modern c u ie rp lllu r movemeuL The
experim ent, according Io Ihe London
Post, a |i|« 'i.re .l to aim til Im proved
in llllu r y tra n s p o rt, and the men hauled
would p robably num ber about 200 In
eight wagons.
Inc.
Bnrimf/on, Vermont
H3W MRS. WEAVER
WAS HELPED
By To king Lydia EL Pink ham ’s
V egetable Compound
As M rs. W eaver h e rse lf says, "‘ I was
never very stro n g ." T h is is a m ild
statem ent describ
in g h e r c o n d itio n,
fo r.a cco rd ln g to h e r
letters,she was sub
jected to no sm all
a m o u n t o f i l l health.
F o rtu n a te ly , h e rsls-
te r was fa m ilia r
w ith L y d ia E. P in k -
ham 's V e g e t a b le
C o m p o u n d a nd
begged Mrs. Weaver
to try It. "'After
______ t h r e e o r f o u r
weeks," w rite s M rs. W eaver. “ I fe lt a
great difference in in vse lf. I w ould go
to bed and sleep sound, and a lth o ug h I
could n o t do very m uch w o rk. I seemed
stronger. I ke p t on ta k in g i t and now
1 am w e ll and strong, do u iy w o rk and
ta ke care o f three c h ild re n . I sure do
te ll m y frie n d s about y o u r w o n d e rfu l
m ediciue, and I w i l l answ er any le tte rs
from women a s k in g about tile Vege
table C om pound."— Mas. L awkench
W eaver , E ast S m ith fie ld St., M t. Pleas
ant, Pa.
I f you kn e w th a t thousands of
women s u ffe rin g fro m troubles s im ila r
to those you are e n d u rin g had Im proved
th e ir health by ta k in g L y d ia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound, w o u ld n 't
you th in k i t was w o rth a tria l?
In some fa m ilie s, the lo u rth genera
tio n Is le a rn in g the m e r it o f L y d ia E.
P in kb a m 's Vegetable Compound.
Stop Coughing
The more you couich the w orse you feeL
and the more inflam ed you r throat anfl
lu n g s become. G ive them a ch an ce ta
heal.
Boschee’s Syrup
h a s been g iv in g r e lie f for s lx ty -o n s
years. Try It. SO.- and 90c b ottles. Buy
It at your drug store. Q. G. Green, Inc.,
W oodbury, N. J,
CARBUNCLES
Carboil draws out the core
U n e m p lo y e d
C a p ta in — S m ith, w hat'» th a t mud
doing on yo u r eollar?
P riv a te (a fte r c a re fu lly exa m in in g
Ills c o lla r) — I l ' s
not doing a n y th in g
rig h t im w. sir
W escry
FOR “ CASTORIA”
Prepared Especially for Infants
and Children of All Ages
M o th e r!
F le tc h e r’» C n sto rla has
been In use fo r over SO years us a
pleasant, harm less s u b s titu te fo r Cas
to r D ll, P aregoric, T e e th in g D rops and
F oo th ln g Syrups. C ontains no n a rc o t
ics.
Proven d ire c tio n s are on enen
package. P hysicians everyw here rec
ommend it.
The genuine bears s ig n a ture of
A m o n g th e M issing
Sergeant — W ell, luuduin
w e 'll do
ou. best, out I f youi husband hasn't
been heard from In tw e lve years-----
W ife — (Hi. U s md him I'm w o rry ln
about. W hat I w ain Is Hie sample of
the ribbon 1 seni hlm oui to match
— L in d o n Passing Show
F o r Y o u r S u it, O v erc o at
o r Topcoat?
»
M alta 960 a w eek in y o o r «pare tim e o r
9100 w e ekly and m o r. fu ll tim e ■ rilin g
o u r g u aran teed line o f »uita, overcoat«
and to p co at* a t th e am azin g ly low p rice
o f J15 each. N o previoua experience
req u ired . Y o u . commission 93
e very
sole, 96.00 on double order«. C arm en to
m ade In latest stv Ira o f durable m ate ria l,
w ell eo n atracted fo r dree« and bnaineaa
wear. W rite fo r fre e a ttra c tiv e sample
k it today.
U N IO N T A IL O R IN '- C O .
O u ts H a ll B ld g
D e n v e r , C e io .
fit
n
y
I
OUR PRICE *15
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Keep Stomach and Bowels Right
P y R ivtn r baby the harmi eoa, p a re li
▼agetable, infanta and children a regulator.
OH FlN f<y
Q u ic k ’ -
bingwamses .
HOUSE is ON FlOE /
MRS. WÏNS1OW3 SYRUP
f
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m il l v B in g h a m s
,
P a c a u S wt h i m S mokin
AND vn £ MAS m AIT inj ' T o
h e a r m h a t h e d o n e T o
v j il l m v n h e n vne seen
T he S m o k e a n d SOME
ONE VEILED l i k e /
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brings aatonkhing. gratifyin g results
to m aking baby's stomach digest
food and bowels move a
i they should a t teething
I tim e. Guaranteed free
• fro m narcotlee. opF*
The M ain Q uestion
T ile Ito y — Do you (h in k we could
li\ e on tw o thousand H y e a r?
T he G ir l— p 'r a p s ; b u t who Is g o in g
to g iv e It to ns?
It’s a Hot Time Anyway
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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b r o n c h iti« .
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SAY “ B A Y E R A S P I R I N ’’ - genuine
Unless you see the “ Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not
getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by mil.
lions and prescribed by physicians over 25 years for
Colds
Headache
Neuritis
Lumbago
Pain
Neuralgia
Toothache
Rheumatism
| DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART |
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■ ALL A 1 U C X T L
1ST W aeo r .y Flo re
lew T o r t
Accept only "B ayer" p a c k a g e
which contains proven directions.
Vanford's Eilsam of Myh'
Since IM S B ai Sealed Woands and
Sores on Man and Beast
■ o o e r b e -k far l m k m l . i l setS B lu d
SU M r.
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T andy "P a y e r" boxes ot 12 tablets.
A!»o bottles o f 21 sr.d 100— D ruggists.
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