OUR COMIC SECTION The Traffic Officer I / j a safe bet that the cars w hich step-out with the “go” signal are equipped w it h C h a m p io n s —th e better spark plug. If every car o w n e r u sed C h a m ­ p io n s th e r e w o u ld be fewer traffic jams. Champion (« the better •Park ptwe because of its tumble-ribbed nllim an- i m core —it» two-fMece construction and its sPe* cial analysis electrodes. Champion X — to r rorda 60 / Gen. Mason M. P a tric k , c h ie f o f the a ir service, said a t the A rm y and Navy club In W ashington the o th er day: "Y o u n g Colonel Lindbergh Is r e m arka b le fo r the nonm ercenary ch a r­ acter o f his am bition, lie s a m b itio u s to do b e tter and b e tte r w ork, but he cures n o thing about money. “ Now most o f US are lik e Jones. A man said to Jones one d a y : “ "Jones, w hat w ould you do I f you had $1.000.000?" " "Do?” said Jones. ‘W hy, I ’d do the same as anybody else w ould do. o f course. I'd ove rw o rk m yself Into dyspeptic neurasthenia try in g to make It »2.000,000." Cars ocher Chan Forda 75/ Spar/CPlugs U i* Money M aking (io o d s at Hom«*— Spars or fu ll tim e, Men. W om en. No exp erlen i • n ecessary. Send 1G<- for sam p le and fub in form . H. E. G illis. B ox 336. O akland. Call! Refilled I.udiew can h ave th eir ow n business in ow n com m u n ity on less than >5 cap ital. B ig profit. B ig dem and The D irect Co.. 141T E. F ran k lin , M inneapolis, Minn. D o e s W e a k n e s s D e tr a c t F r o m Y o u r G o o d L o o k s? 4A T ( l.ll* III I 11«. ' i r f | eties, 91: 15 Iris, th ree each of five varieties, »1; p ostp aid . W p . K im ball. 264 E. 23rd St.. P ortlan d, Ora. T ru u if lor BUSINESS. TRADES .r PROFESSIONS E n roll an y tim e. Send for litera tu re. O R E G O N IN S T IT U T E X . S I. C. A . l l k l g . THE FEATHERHEADS Buzz-buzz-Bazaar OF TECHNOLOG Y P o r t la n d , O re g o n F orm ula S till in U te A n ancient E g yp tia n h a ir resto re r was made from a donkey's hoof, the cla w o f a dog and boiled dates.— In ­ d ia n a p o lis News. 4 Wells Richardton Co., Saa Francisco, C a lif.— "A b o u t tw o years ago I was weak and rundown I 'ered so much w ith backache and pain In m y side, and did not get any re lie f u n til I took Dr. Pierce's F avo rite P r e s c r ip tio n A few b o ttles o f the "P rescription" was a perm anent bene­ fit to me and I am glad to recom m end It to others fo r I believe it w ill do fo r them what it did fo r m e."— Mrs. E. W ebb, 1103 L aguna S t O btain th is fam ous "P re s c rlp t'o n " now, In ta b le ts o r liq u id , from your d ru g g ist, o r w rite D r Pierce, Presi­ dent In v a lid s ’ H otel in Buffalo, N. Y., fo r free m edical advice. E a rly C a te rp illa r Train M arket men and con­ sum ers are insisting on uni­ form color, now-a-days, and no real dairym an can afford to j trust to luck any more. Keep your butter alw ays that golden June shade, w hich brings top prices, by using Dandelion But- f ter color All large creameries have used it for y ea rs It meets i all State and National Food L a w s It's harmless, tasteless and will not color Buttermilk. ! Large bottles cost : only 35c at all drug , and grocery stores. I K itc h e n u tensils o f Hie Greeks and j Rowans o f the F o u rth ce n tury B. C., have Just come to lig h t nt Canopus, near one o f tlie m ouths ot the M ie , according to I'rof. Ralph Van liem an M agoffin, president o f the Archeolog leal In s titu te o f Am erica. E xcavation at a tem ple near th is site has yielded ! up mementos or o fferings le ft hy thou sands o f p ilg rim s tt.at make clear many phase« o f life In a n tiq u ity . The ' collections include many kitch e n oten sits and a u early com plete set of i Greek and Roman weights. Many o f them are tokens vowed hy »..Idlers who hoped fo r success In war. ‘'Some I are » lin g shots," expluiued D octor ! Magoffin, “ w h ile many are tin y re­ plicas o f the soldier» themselves on elephant or horneback. G rain baskets j and cam els seem t r f have been the fa v o rite g ifts drum m erch a n ts; weights fro m looais ..re found In con sidernble numbers. Many o f the ple.es are unique. and th e ir p u b lic a ­ tio n and e x h ib itio n w ill add much more to o u r gro w ing knowledge of ancient tim e s ” T h e R arer Sort C h a m p io n ^ S C H O O L FO R M EN Find Throw» Light on o O ld Times and Customs A Ham pstead correspondent recalls th a t n early 70 years ago lie saw in Hyde p a rk a tr ia l o f a m lllliir y tra in o f wagons loaded w ith soldiers dressed In fa tig u e Jackets anil draw n by a steam engine hearing llie name India T h is engine, be says, la id anil raised its own ira e k each "s lip p e r" being ap p are n tly about 4 feet long, mounted and revo lving on ro lle rs much lik e ilie modern c u ie rp lllu r movemeuL The experim ent, according Io Ihe London Post, a |i|« 'i.re .l to aim til Im proved in llllu r y tra n s p o rt, and the men hauled would p robably num ber about 200 In eight wagons. Inc. Bnrimf/on, Vermont H3W MRS. WEAVER WAS HELPED By To king Lydia EL Pink ham ’s V egetable Compound As M rs. W eaver h e rse lf says, "‘ I was never very stro n g ." T h is is a m ild statem ent describ­ in g h e r c o n d itio n, fo r.a cco rd ln g to h e r letters,she was sub­ jected to no sm all a m o u n t o f i l l health. F o rtu n a te ly , h e rsls- te r was fa m ilia r w ith L y d ia E. P in k - ham 's V e g e t a b le C o m p o u n d a nd begged Mrs. Weaver to try It. "'After ______ t h r e e o r f o u r weeks," w rite s M rs. W eaver. “ I fe lt a great difference in in vse lf. I w ould go to bed and sleep sound, and a lth o ug h I could n o t do very m uch w o rk. I seemed stronger. I ke p t on ta k in g i t and now 1 am w e ll and strong, do u iy w o rk and ta ke care o f three c h ild re n . I sure do te ll m y frie n d s about y o u r w o n d e rfu l m ediciue, and I w i l l answ er any le tte rs from women a s k in g about tile Vege­ table C om pound."— Mas. L awkench W eaver , E ast S m ith fie ld St., M t. Pleas­ ant, Pa. I f you kn e w th a t thousands of women s u ffe rin g fro m troubles s im ila r to those you are e n d u rin g had Im proved th e ir health by ta k in g L y d ia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound, w o u ld n 't you th in k i t was w o rth a tria l? In some fa m ilie s, the lo u rth genera­ tio n Is le a rn in g the m e r it o f L y d ia E. P in kb a m 's Vegetable Compound. Stop Coughing The more you couich the w orse you feeL and the more inflam ed you r throat anfl lu n g s become. G ive them a ch an ce ta heal. Boschee’s Syrup h a s been g iv in g r e lie f for s lx ty -o n s years. Try It. SO.- and 90c b ottles. Buy It at your drug store. Q. G. Green, Inc., W oodbury, N. J, CARBUNCLES Carboil draws out the core U n e m p lo y e d C a p ta in — S m ith, w hat'» th a t mud doing on yo u r eollar? P riv a te (a fte r c a re fu lly exa m in in g Ills c o lla r) — I l ' s not doing a n y th in g rig h t im w. sir W escry FOR “ CASTORIA” Prepared Especially for Infants and Children of All Ages M o th e r! F le tc h e r’» C n sto rla has been In use fo r over SO years us a pleasant, harm less s u b s titu te fo r Cas­ to r D ll, P aregoric, T e e th in g D rops and F oo th ln g Syrups. C ontains no n a rc o t­ ics. Proven d ire c tio n s are on enen package. P hysicians everyw here rec­ ommend it. The genuine bears s ig n a ture of A m o n g th e M issing Sergeant — W ell, luuduin w e 'll do ou. best, out I f youi husband hasn't been heard from In tw e lve years----- W ife — (Hi. U s md him I'm w o rry ln about. W hat I w ain Is Hie sample of the ribbon 1 seni hlm oui to match — L in d o n Passing Show F o r Y o u r S u it, O v erc o at o r Topcoat? » M alta 960 a w eek in y o o r «pare tim e o r 9100 w e ekly and m o r. fu ll tim e ■ rilin g o u r g u aran teed line o f »uita, overcoat« and to p co at* a t th e am azin g ly low p rice o f J15 each. N o previoua experience req u ired . Y o u . commission 93 e very sole, 96.00 on double order«. C arm en to m ade In latest stv Ira o f durable m ate ria l, w ell eo n atracted fo r dree« and bnaineaa wear. W rite fo r fre e a ttra c tiv e sample k it today. U N IO N T A IL O R IN '- C O . O u ts H a ll B ld g D e n v e r , C e io . fit n y I OUR PRICE *15 'S C A Keep Stomach and Bowels Right P y R ivtn r baby the harmi eoa, p a re li ▼agetable, infanta and children a regulator. OH FlN f V W. N. U., P O R T L A N D , NO. 42-1927. \ M U 1 3 D E I? / / _ j atea.alcoh clan d all harmful ingredi. •n t«. S afe and sa u «factory. OR. S T A F F O R D ’S dy f o r t h r e e A live " tar CHOI for b r o n c h iti« . ta r la ta s i. u u ttK iB R ew To r« T h a t i SNT S m o k e , o fficet C ITS FOR COLDS HURT? «W k J / F o r h t m i r j e e « f» !» M s . ' an d to relievo ioflom m a A ’ tio e a n d a o rv n w . o w N c b » | J / g y o Balco tin na Bon«, D U S T // SAY “ B A Y E R A S P I R I N ’’ - genuine Unless you see the “ Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by mil. lions and prescribed by physicians over 25 years for Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism | DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART | ~ - ------ fUorKl gor.«hing, h e a ta g ■ ALL A 1 U C X T L 1ST W aeo r .y Flo re lew T o r t Accept only "B ayer" p a c k a g e which contains proven directions. Vanford's Eilsam of Myh' Since IM S B ai Sealed Woands and Sores on Man and Beast ■ o o e r b e -k far l m k m l . i l setS B lu d SU M r. © Western Newspaper Union T andy "P a y e r" boxes ot 12 tablets. A!»o bottles o f 21 sr.d 100— D ruggists. 4 «put« la Lb« irxu« *4.rb of B a/«r Ua<.«fa'*t«tra «f Sf S s E .y . le s , :4