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W o m e n P r e p a r e d T h e ir
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w ise p ioneer wom en le a rn e d to
(Pit her. In woods and fields, th e rem e
dies th e In d ian s
used.
F r o m the
ra fte r s of colonial
houses, h u n g g re at
bunches of d ried
r o o t s a n d herbs.
F ro m t h e s e , In
tim es of sickness,
th e busy m other
brew ed sim ple and
pow erful rem edies.
From ro o ts and
herbs, L y d i a E.
P ln k h a m .a descend
a n t of th ese s tu rd y pioneers, m ade her
V egetable Com pound. T he beneficial
effects of th is dependable m edicine are
vouched fo r by h u n d re d s of women.
Mrs. Wm. K ra ft of 2838 Vinewood
Ave., D etroit, Mich., saw a P ln k h a m ad
v e rtise m e n t in the "N ew s'' one day and
m ade up h e r m ind th a t she w ould give
th e Com pound a tria l At th a t tim e she
w as very w eak. "A fte r th e first bot
tle ,” she w rites, "I began to feel better
a n d lik e a new w om an a f te r ta k in g six
bottles. I recom m end It to o th e rs and
a lw ay s keep a bottle in th e house.”
Mrs. G ust G reen of 401 L incoln P ark
B oulevard, R ockford, Illinois, found
h e rse lf In a condition s im ila r to th a t
o f Mrs. K ra ft "I w as w eak a n d run
dow n,” she w rites, “b u t th e V egetable
Com pound h a s helped m e a n d I feel
b e tte r now, I recom m end It to all
w om en who need m ore stre n g th ."
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m orning to th e sw ollen, e n la rg e d
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a re g ro w in g s m a lle r a n d th e t r e a t
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So p e n e
w orried b e ca u se of v a ric o se veins, o r v ein s a r e o f n o rm al size.
bunches, th e b e st ad v ice th a t a nyone tr a tin g and p o w e rfu l Is E m e ra ld O il
In th is w o rld c an give you Is to ask th a t e v en P iles a r e quick ly a b so rb e d .
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The C ro u p ier’» R ake
C h a rle s M. S chw ab, a t a d in n e r on
th e eve of his d e p a r tu r e fo r E u ro p e,
dism issed Ids re c e n t p ro n o u n c em en t In
p ra is e o f sp e c u la tio n .
•’S p e c u la tio n ,’’ he said, "Isn ’t g a m
bling. W hile sp e c u la tio n benefits b u s i
ness, gam bling b en efits n o th in g a n d
nobody except th e g a m b lin g house.”
Mr. S chw ab Isilghed.
"A n A m erican fam ily w in te rin g In
N ice L ittle W in d fa ll
W illiam M orrison o f W heeling, W. N ice,” he said, “took th e ir c olored
Va„ d riv in g to W ash in g to n . I). C„ at n u rse to see th e gam b lin g a t th a
n ight, run out of gasoline, «'lim bing i casino. F o r h a lf an h o u r or so th e
from Ills m ach in e he Hugged w ith a I old w om an w a tc h e d th e c ro u p ie rs
flash lig h t th e first m ach in e a p p ro a c h g a th e rin g In th e c a s h ; th en she tu rn e d
ing. a big tru ck . T h e tru c k slow ed up, to h e r m is tre ss a n d s a id :
“ ’Ah te lls yo’ w h a t Ils, M iss Ahhy.
h u t did not stop. As It p a sse d him
so m e th in g s tru c k M orrison In th e face. D e only w ay to h e a t dish y e a r g am e Is
H e fo und It to be a sealed envelope to g it y o ’se lf one o ’ dein II'I ra k e s .’ ”
w hich c o n ta in e d a «100 bill.
D r. P e « r y ’« “ D e a d S h o t ” n o t o n ly « « p e l s
W o r m » or T a p e w o r m b u t c le a n « <>ut t h e
m u r u « In w h ic h t h e y b r e e d a n d to n e « u p t h e
d ig u a t lo n . O n e d o a e d o e « It.
A dv.
W hy?
A c o n sta n t p re a c h in g o f th e Good
| G en tlem an is th a t we should all do
, a good tleal fo r o th ers, . . . How
I about th e o th e rs ? Should they not he
D a d ’» Definition
WHJIe— I'a, w hat is w orldly w isdom ? c riticize d for f a ilu re to so m uch a s
P a — W orldly w isdom , my son. Is a ta k e c a re of th em se lv es? W hy should
p e rfe c t know ledge o f th e fa ilin g s of one fo re v e r hold out his h an d a n d a n
o th e r put so m e th in g of valu e ill It?—
o u r n e ig h b o rs.— B oston T ra n s c rip t.
i E. W. Ilo w e ’s M onthly.
M any people ta lk th em se lv es Into
If a m arrie d w om an lik e s to ta lk
positio n s, but fre q u e n tly th ey a re
a w k w a rd
p o sitio n s. — W ash in g to n w hllu h e r h u sb a n d lis te n s sh e o u g h t
to e n c o u ra g e him to sm oke a pipe.
S ta r.
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C a t’» G olden O p p o rtu n ity
W ith th e e n fo rc in g of a new q u a r
a n tin e law on dogs «t B u rlin g to n , VL.
one p ussy th e re , w hose life used to
be m ad e m isera b le by sa id dogs, now
e x a c ts sw eet revenge on a n y c an in e
th a t m ay h a p p en to p a ss w ith his
fighting w eap o n s secu rely m uzzled.
O ne young lady, w ith F id o on a leash,
fo u n d h e r i>et snddenly a tta c k e d and
h a d to call for aid from b y sta n d e rs to
m ak e th e c at d e sist/—B oston Globe.
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D on't Buffer with rashes, eccemas or irrita
tio n s when Cuticura Soap and Ointm ent
will quickly relieve and heal. Bathe With
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a noint with Cuticura O intm ent. Nothing
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O intm ent for all akin troubles.
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IT .
T o lnsi*ect an old g ra v e y a rd , L ord
C ralgavou, p re m ie r of Ire la n d , re c e n t
ly hail to m ake th e Journey In a “c o t , ’
th e p rim itiv e b o a t still used by th e
people o f O ulloon Island, In U pper
L ough E rne. I Hiring th e tr ip Ills lo rd
sh ip w as told th a t th e only In d u stry
th a t th e Island I ihs e v er had w as the
m ak in g of Illicit w hisky, hut th e p o
lice had d e stro y e d It.
D £ Scholls
lît lO 'p ü d s
.Maatvi p ie c e — I n t e r n a l
Some tim e ago a ra ttle s n a k e w as D r n a l T i . «t i n e iit. R e j u v e n a t io n
t h e -*<klik
o d . M o n e y B a c k O u n r a n tw e W r it e r - d a y .
c a p tu re d In th e B lue lild g c fo o th ills by a m i B T lo
W IN
IIF V T Y
1 A H O R A T O H IE «
wood h a u le rs. T h e re p tile becam e do- I 4 1 « M ia m i B o n k A Tr„T< R M r .. M ia m i. E ln .
m a stic a te d a n d docile in his ta m e s u r
PARKERS
roundings.
H e w as called ’’Lucky
BALSA M
J a k e ” uml becam e th e fa v o rite pet of -
w o rk ers at th e D efo rd tn n n e ry In Vlr
Hair
glnla. Itecen tly d u rin g a se v e re cold
spell L tlcky J a k e died, p ro b ab ly from
old nge.
T h e w hole ta n n e ry force H IN D E R C O R N S , H oniove« C orns. C al-
o se « , e tc ., atop« a ll p a in , en«nraa c o m fo r t u. th e
tu rn e d out for his b rie f b u t w ell-at lo
f e e t , w a k e s w alking e a s y . 16c by m ail or at Drug
gist*. UlscoM C h em ical W orks, P a tc h o g u e , N Y.
ten d ed fu n e ru l services.
A b e a i t i f i I. c o m i ;: KXIüN fo r o n ly H A
A t o r p id l iv e r p r e v e n t« p r o p e r fo o d n ««lm 1l a
d o n . T o n e up y o u r liv e r w i t h W r ig h t'« I n d ia n
V e g e t a b le 1*111«. 871 P e a r l S t.. N . Y. A d v .
D r. Scholl’s Zino-pad» stop all pain
quicker th a n a n y . o th er know n
m ethod. T akes b u t a m in u te to q uiet
th e w orst c o m . H ealing s ta rts a t
once. W hen th e c o m is gone it never
comes back. I f new shoes m ake the
•p o t “ to u ch y ” again, a Zino-pad
stops it in stan tly . T h a t’s because
Zino-pads r e m o v e th e c a u se —
pressing and rubbing» of shoes.
D r. Scholl’s Z ino-pads are m edi
cated, antiseptic, protective. A t all
dru g g ist’s and shoe dealer’s — 35c.
FOR OVER
200 YEARS
Neuralgia
Says Dangerous Varicose Veins
Can Be Reduced at Home
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IN S E R T IN
Pain
▲aplrUi 1« th e
THE FEATHERHEADS
Kara"
Lumbago
H andy "B ayer” boxes of 12 tab lets
Also bottles of 24 and 100— D ruggists.
Takes O ut
of
Neuritis
A ccept o n ly ' ‘R a v e r’’ p a c k a g e
w hich c o n ta in s p ro v e n d irectio n s.
A n o th er Infant P ro d ig y
lu te
Headache
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
C a th e rin e
C lclka
of
B iddeford.
M aine, h a s u n u su a l lin g u istic ability
fo r a child of only five y e a rs of age.
T h e little g irl sp e a k s fluently R u m an i
an, G erm an, F re n c h , and, o f course.
E n g lish .
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Colds
Snap S e Olnftnesst 2S End SO TalramWt SofdwErvwh*««.
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