03613869 OUR COMIC SECTION FOREFATHERS W o m e n P r e p a r e d T h e ir O w n M edicines The ] w ise p ioneer wom en le a rn e d to (Pit her. In woods and fields, th e rem e­ dies th e In d ian s used. F r o m the ra fte r s of colonial houses, h u n g g re at bunches of d ried r o o t s a n d herbs. F ro m t h e s e , In tim es of sickness, th e busy m other brew ed sim ple and pow erful rem edies. From ro o ts and herbs, L y d i a E. P ln k h a m .a descend a n t of th ese s tu rd y pioneers, m ade her V egetable Com pound. T he beneficial effects of th is dependable m edicine are vouched fo r by h u n d re d s of women. Mrs. Wm. K ra ft of 2838 Vinewood Ave., D etroit, Mich., saw a P ln k h a m ad v e rtise m e n t in the "N ew s'' one day and m ade up h e r m ind th a t she w ould give th e Com pound a tria l At th a t tim e she w as very w eak. "A fte r th e first bot­ tle ,” she w rites, "I began to feel better a n d lik e a new w om an a f te r ta k in g six bottles. I recom m end It to o th e rs and a lw ay s keep a bottle in th e house.” Mrs. G ust G reen of 401 L incoln P ark B oulevard, R ockford, Illinois, found h e rse lf In a condition s im ila r to th a t o f Mrs. K ra ft "I w as w eak a n d run dow n,” she w rites, “b u t th e V egetable Com pound h a s helped m e a n d I feel b e tte r now, I recom m end It to all w om en who need m ore stre n g th ." Famous Last 1 Lords • SAY “ BAYER A S P IR IN ” a n d INSISTI Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Toothache Rheumatism trade m ark of R arer M anufactura o f M onoacetlcacldeater o f S a llc jlh -a r ld ounce b o ttle o f M onne’» E m e ra ld Gil (fu ll s tre n g th ) a n d a p p ly n ig h t a n d m orning to th e sw ollen, e n la rg e d veins. 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S chw ab, a t a d in n e r on th e eve of his d e p a r tu r e fo r E u ro p e, dism issed Ids re c e n t p ro n o u n c em en t In p ra is e o f sp e c u la tio n . •’S p e c u la tio n ,’’ he said, "Isn ’t g a m ­ bling. W hile sp e c u la tio n benefits b u s i­ ness, gam bling b en efits n o th in g a n d nobody except th e g a m b lin g house.” Mr. S chw ab Isilghed. "A n A m erican fam ily w in te rin g In N ice L ittle W in d fa ll W illiam M orrison o f W heeling, W. N ice,” he said, “took th e ir c olored Va„ d riv in g to W ash in g to n . I). C„ at n u rse to see th e gam b lin g a t th a n ight, run out of gasoline, «'lim bing i casino. F o r h a lf an h o u r or so th e from Ills m ach in e he Hugged w ith a I old w om an w a tc h e d th e c ro u p ie rs flash lig h t th e first m ach in e a p p ro a c h ­ g a th e rin g In th e c a s h ; th en she tu rn e d ing. a big tru ck . T h e tru c k slow ed up, to h e r m is tre ss a n d s a id : “ ’Ah te lls yo’ w h a t Ils, M iss Ahhy. h u t did not stop. As It p a sse d him so m e th in g s tru c k M orrison In th e face. D e only w ay to h e a t dish y e a r g am e Is H e fo und It to be a sealed envelope to g it y o ’se lf one o ’ dein II'I ra k e s .’ ” w hich c o n ta in e d a «100 bill. D r. P e « r y ’« “ D e a d S h o t ” n o t o n ly « « p e l s W o r m » or T a p e w o r m b u t c le a n « <>ut t h e m u r u « In w h ic h t h e y b r e e d a n d to n e « u p t h e d ig u a t lo n . O n e d o a e d o e « It. A dv. W hy? A c o n sta n t p re a c h in g o f th e Good | G en tlem an is th a t we should all do , a good tleal fo r o th ers, . . . How I about th e o th e rs ? Should they not he D a d ’» Definition WHJIe— I'a, w hat is w orldly w isdom ? c riticize d for f a ilu re to so m uch a s P a — W orldly w isdom , my son. Is a ta k e c a re of th em se lv es? W hy should p e rfe c t know ledge o f th e fa ilin g s of one fo re v e r hold out his h an d a n d a n ­ o th e r put so m e th in g of valu e ill It?— o u r n e ig h b o rs.— B oston T ra n s c rip t. i E. W. Ilo w e ’s M onthly. M any people ta lk th em se lv es Into If a m arrie d w om an lik e s to ta lk positio n s, but fre q u e n tly th ey a re a w k w a rd p o sitio n s. — W ash in g to n w hllu h e r h u sb a n d lis te n s sh e o u g h t to e n c o u ra g e him to sm oke a pipe. S ta r. Deafness—Head Noises RELIEVED BY LEONARD EAR OIL N O S TR IL S 9 At All Pmcgtgta Hrt--« 1 Folder ab « "DEAFNESS" on n>.gi«A A. 0. IAOVARD. INC.. TO FIFTH AVE. M T. MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL The Contest Waxes Hot MOW HERE 1$ W IL L IA M L A M Q E , 111 OTGOOO AVE, MEW BRrrXlU, COMM. 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O ne young lady, w ith F id o on a leash, fo u n d h e r i>et snddenly a tta c k e d and h a d to call for aid from b y sta n d e rs to m ak e th e c at d e sist/—B oston Globe. JZTMA ESSIft In. WEST 9r ROYAL. OAA.MiOH. SEUOS IWT’'< x "P er"-. MART J ame h all , w « h mt . plxlcahta T E R S ’M IK S” » 'FLEAS"BATS JUANITA JAMES, * S. FIFTH ST EFFIWÔHAM, I U - » ''OALE'' COMEE g£MA MISS FUOREueS SAWO6RSOM, WCBrWWOOf) IA. ARIOW KEUWOBtMY J « .DEPUTE, IU 0,“SPA«OEl" ' 'T I C K ” SAYS BEVSWLT SEVAN, OLALSOU, M tC U -B C T V y ANO OTIS’ FA ROM!«? HUPLetSO. SUZ ó /c/‘r lz Absolutely H arm less - No Opiates. Physicians everywl re renommen t it Sure Relief C u tic u ra Heals Irritating Rashes D on't Buffer with rashes, eccemas or irrita­ tio n s when Cuticura Soap and Ointm ent will quickly relieve and heal. Bathe With Cuticura Soap and hot water, dry and a noint with Cuticura O intm ent. Nothing quicker or safer than Cuticura Soap and O intm ent for all akin troubles. FOR INDIGESTION 25« and 75« PkáJ.5oW Everywhere K «- W. N. U., PO R T L A N D , NO. 19 -1927. IT . T o lnsi*ect an old g ra v e y a rd , L ord C ralgavou, p re m ie r of Ire la n d , re c e n t­ ly hail to m ake th e Journey In a “c o t , ’ th e p rim itiv e b o a t still used by th e people o f O ulloon Island, In U pper L ough E rne. I Hiring th e tr ip Ills lo rd ­ sh ip w as told th a t th e only In d u stry th a t th e Island I ihs e v er had w as the m ak in g of Illicit w hisky, hut th e p o ­ lice had d e stro y e d It. D £ Scholls lît lO 'p ü d s .Maatvi p ie c e — I n t e r n a l Some tim e ago a ra ttle s n a k e w as D r n a l T i . «t i n e iit. R e j u v e n a t io n t h e -*