Takes O ut
FLUSH TANK TROUBLES EASILY
REPAIRED
all pain instantly
W
''• O v e r f l o w
^ H a n d le
LIFE’S
UTTLE
JESTS <
U pper Lift Wire-
CORNS
D r. Scholl’s Zino-pads stop all pain
quicker than any other known
method. Takes but a minute to quiet
the worst com. Healing starts a t
once. When the com is gone it never
comes back. I f new shoes make the
spot ‘’touchy’’ again, a Zino-pad
stops it instantly. T h at's because
Zino-pads rem ove th e cau se—
pressing and rubbing of shoes.
Dr. Scholl’s Zino-pads are medi
cated, antiseptic, protective. A t all
druggist’s cmd shoe dealer's—35c,
-'Vf
■ Ly L
Lower Lift W ire-
Lock Nut
'—Holder
Guide
•Thumbscrew
. 'f t
R u b b er Ball
DZ Scholl's
T A n O 'p a d s
4 S e a t- /
P u t one on—the pain is gone!
U P T O H IS N E C K
Two girls were talking things over.
“W h it's your brother. Tom, doing?'
asked one.
The other smiled and replied, “Oh,
i he’s head over heels In love."
"No. not really?” exclaimed the
other. “I never thought he wus th at
i kind."
Turn's sister smiled as she an
sw ered: “And neither did he. Hut you
can never tell. You see. he's reading
m anuscripts on a popular magazine.” <
T A K E N S O M E T H IN G
OFF
Garfield Tea
M O T H E R !— Fletcher’s CaS-
toria is a pleasant, harmless Sub
stitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric,
Teething Props and Soothing Syntps, especially prepared fop
Infants in am is and Children all ages.
To avoid imitations, always look (or the signature of
Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it.
HORSES COUGHING?
Was Y our
G randm other’s Rem edy
F o r every stom ach
and Intestinal llL
2" Flush Tube Elbow
T his good old-fash-
toned herb home
rem edy for consti
pation, stom ach Ills
Flush Valve and
an d o th er derange
(P
rep
ared
by
th
e
U
n
ited
S ta te s D e p a r t
m ents of th e sys
m en t o f A g ric u ltu r e.)
tem so prevalent these days Is In even
Very often trouble lu the flush tank
g re a te r fav o r as a fam ily m edicine of the toilet may be easily located by
th a n in your grandm o th er’s day.
a mem ber of the furnily and corrected
a t little cost w ithout sending for a
Keep Stomach and Bowels Right
plumber, says the United S tates De
* By riving baby t h , h«nnl«M. purely
partm ent of A griculture.
Vegetable, Infante' and children'» regulator.
Probubly no other plum bing In the
home needs attention so often as the
MRL WINSLOWS SYRUP
flush valve. It Is under w ater and
brings astonishing, «ratifying result«
subject to fouling and n eg lec t The
ts making baby** stomach digo
food and bowel» move as
hollow rubber bull gets out of shape
they should at teething
and falls to drop squarely Into the
time. Guaranteed frea
hollowed seat. The hundle and lever
from narcotics, opi
ate*, alcohol and all
full to w ork sm oothly or the lift w ires
harmful Ingredi
get out of plumb, causing the ball to
ent«. Safe and
rem ain up when It should drop to Its
gatiafaotary.
seat
To remove these difficulties,
stop Inflow to the tank by holding up
the flout of the ball cock or support
ing It w ith u stick. D rain th e tank
by raising the rubber ball, if the ball
Is worn, out of shupe, or has lost Its
elasticity, unscrew the lower lift wire
Inflamed eyelid s or other
from the bull and replace with a new
eye irritations. You will
And a soothing and safe
one. A two and one-hulf inch rubber
» o n t N egli
rem edy in MITCHELL
•Y E SALVE.
HALL A RUCKKL
at all
N ew Y o rk City
druggist».
H o m e o p a th ic anti B io c h e m ie P r ep a ra tio n s
»«•nt p o stp a id to a ll p a rts of th e w orld. M an
u a l an d b o o k lets free. H a lse y B ros. Co., 641
Pt. C la ir Pt.. C hicago. 111. E n tab llsh ed 1855.
I-A IH E S — 125
Rly E a sy ; addressing en-
v e lo p e s a t h<>me;all m a teria l fu rn ish ed ; p a r tic
u la rs free. H aw aii Co.. 136 W. L ak e, Chi< ago.
Save Teeth and Dollars
B U R -F IX h< ine tr e a tm e n t for P yorrh ea,
tr e n c h m ou th , so ft, ten d er and b leed in g
g u m s Sem i >1 tor tria l b o ttle. G u aran teed
to g iv e 100% S a tis fa c tio n or w e c h e e r f u lly
R e fu n d y o u r M oney. S U R -F I X la g u a ra n teed
a h a r m le ss th o u g h W o n d e rfu lly E ffe c tiv e
tr e a tm e n t for a ll fo r m s of gu m D isea ses.
U N IV E R S A L L A B O R A T O R IE S
SIS W <th s t
- - L m A ngel«», C alif.
SEVERAL KINDS OF
SM ALL TEA CAKES
Good Plan to Have on Hand
Few Tempting Goodies.
(P rep ared
by th e U n ited S ta te«
m en t of A g ric u ltu r e.)
D e p a r t
Are cookies und little eukes popular
In your household? W hether you put
up many school lunches or have peo
ple dropping In frequently for u ao-
tluble afternoon call, you huve no
doubt found it a sensible plan to keep
a few tem pting goodies on hand to
add to sandw iches or afternoon tea.
A b eau tifu l ooiup'ezton the desire o f every «'"Did
and the adm iration o f ercry man. " K K E M O L A
H ere are four quite different kinds
w ill produce it for only 11 25 as thousands o f wome
w ill testify. F R E K B O O K L E T . Ask your deale
of small cakes, any of which cun be
o r write Hr C. U. Berry O o.,l>ept W,X»7o Mlcniga.
A re., Chicago.
easily m ade at home. T he first kind,
"rocks," may be made In fairly large
T E N IM JIX A R » b uys .In te rest In trfree la r g e
C a lifo r n ia co m p a n ie s N ew , s a fe plan for
qnuntltles, because they keep well.
• m a ll investor-*
F ree B u lle tin . C om m erce
They should be kept In tig h t tin or
C o., C rocker B ld g .. San F r a n c isco , C alif.
glass containers. The d ate bars also
should be kept In a tig h t container.
Young D ip lo m a t
Mrs. Jones, who wus busily sw eep Chocolate drop cakes will be found
ing the floor, w as bothered by Ju n io r, popular with th e children for th eir
lunch boxes, especially If spread while
h er Rmall son, until she exclaim ed:
“Now, Junior, you sit on tliut chair hot with a thin coaling of w hile or
and when I finish sw eeping I'm going chocolate Icing. T his may be cooked
or m ade of confectioner's sugar. Any
to spank you."
Ju n io r climbed Into th e chnlr and sort of flaked b reak fast food may be
s a t brooding for a few m inutes used for the m acaroons. AU four
F inally he sa id : “Oh. m other dear. recipes have been tested by th e bu
I Just think you're th e cu test thing." reau of home economics.
O f course th a t saved th e day for
Chocolate Drop Cookies.
Junior.
In D a n g e r
H cu p fu l b u tter
1 cu p fu l o f su g a r
(w h ite or b row n )
114 c u p fu l, flour
2 teasp oon f u l , of
b a k in g powder
là te a sp o o n fu l o f
sa lt
1 cu p fu l chopped
n u ts
“Ro th a t quiet chap Is In love with 1 <«!
H c u p f u l m ilk
B etty. Well, they say still w ater runs 2 sq u ares ch o co la te
deep.”
(m elted )
“Oh. yes. And she's got him In deep
Melt
th e chocolate and add the b u t
e r than any other fellow she ever flirt
ter and sugar. Add the egg w ithout
ed w ith."
beating and the milk. Use two table-
T u rn e d D o w n
gpoonfuls of the flour to coat the
Ann (ra th e r s to u t)—Yon w ant to chopped nuts. Then add the n uts and
m arry me? T ou're quite am bitious?
the sifted dry Ingredients to th e liquid
Ted— Yes, I alw ays striv e for big
mixture. S tir th is thoroughly and add
things.
the vanilla. Drop the b atter by tea-
spoonfuls on a greased bakiug sheet
AH g reat men a re In some degree
or
an ordinary baking pan inverted.
Inspired.—(Terrò.
Bake In a quick oven (about 373 to
UM) degrees F ah ren h eit).
Sure Relief
The great ralua of Ball-A nt in the
r e lief of d ig e stiv e disorder* of the etom ach
and b ow el* 1* p roved b y It* e u o e t s n t is l
In crease In uee «very y ea r for th e p ast
th ir ty year* P r o m p t ly *nd p r o p e r ly
ta k en w e h ave n ev er know n It to fall,
•e n d for free «am ple* to Bell A C o .,I n c ,
O r a n g e b u rg , N Y.
P e rfe c tly H srm tose te Y e a a g e r 014
B ell - ams
FOR INDIGESTION
25« and 75« Pki's.Sold Ever/wbece
FACIAL ERUPTIONS
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unsightly and annoying—im-
proved by one application of
R esin o l
Class in L aw
Some H am s I
“W hat Is a negotiable Instrum ent ?8
H ams weighing ninety pounds each
“T he saxophone."
were obtained from the w orld’s largest
“Why do you say th at?"
hog, slaughtered recently n ear H agers
“You cun alw ays pawn It."—Louis
town. Md. The anim al weighed 1,-tdt)
ville C ourier-Journal.
pounds alive.—C apper's Weekly.
Rocks.
1 teaspoonful o f
cinnamon
lig h t-
1H c u p fu ls
brow n su g a r
1 cu p fu l b u tter
1 e g g s , w ell beaten
H tea sp o o n fu l soda
In a l lt t ls hot
w a ter
2 k, c u p fu ls flour
2 c u p fu ls raisin s,
chopped
1 cu p fu l E n g lish
w a ln u t m eats,
chopped
H te a sp o o n fu l of
sa lt
Cream the b u tter and sugar, add the
eggs. Sift tbe dry Ingredients, re
serving some flour to roll the raisins
and nuts. Mix all together, place by
teaspoonfula on a greased pan and
hake In a hot oven. As flour varies
so much It would be wise to bake a
sample, and If It runs add from one-
eighth to one-quarter cupful more
flour. Sometimes, however, when drop
cakes spread out too much In baking,
the fau lt Is th a t th e oven Is 'not hot
enough rath er than th at the m ixture
is too s o f t Drop cakes need a rath er
hot oven so th at they set quickly and
Use
Spohn’s Distemper Compound
to break it up anti r e t them tmrk in condition. T hirty years* u -e he» niada
“ S P O H N ’S ’’ indlxpeneable in trea tin g C oughs and Golds. Influenza and
D istem p er w ith their resu ltin g com plications, and a ll dlscaaee o f th e throat,
noee and lungs. A cta m arvelously aa p reventive; a rts equally w ell ns cure.
60 cen ts and $1.20 per b ottle a t d ru g stores. W rite for FREK BOO K LET.
S P O H N M E D IC A L C O M P A N Y . D E P T . B X . G O S H E N . IN D IA N A
-Ü.
How to Repair It.
ball costs about 23 cents, and a new
oue should alw ays be kept In the
home. The lift w ires should be
stra ig h t and plumb. The low er lift
w ire ts reudlly centered over th e cen
ter of the valve by m eans of th e ad
ju stab le guide holder. By loosening
the thum bscrew , the holder Is raised,
lowered, or ro tated about the overflow
tube. By loosening the lock n u t and
turning the guide screw, the horizontal
position of th e guide is fixed exactly
over the cen ter of th e valve. These
ad ju stm en ts are very Im portant. The
upper lift w ire should loop Into the
lever arm hole n earest to a vertical
from th e center of the valve. A tank
should em pty w ithin ten seconds. Ow
lng to lengthening o f the rubber ball
and Insufficient rise from Its seat, the
tim e may be longer than ten seconds
w ith a correspondingly weak flush.
T his trouble may he overcom e by
shortening the loop In the upper lift
wire. A drop or two of lubricating
oil on the lever mechanism m akes It
work more smoothly.
Sam e Stuff
Mrs. B lake- I'Ve hunted everyw here,
dear. Have you any sandpaper?
Blake— No, but I'll lend you a suit
of my wool underw ear.
May—Yes, It was an expensive
dress, It was very high.
Mary—To look at It one would
think the dealer hud taken som ething
off.
H o w F id o D ie d
The small w hite golf hall rolled over
the green and w as prom ptly seized by
Fldo, the old ludy's pet terrie r.
|
The next moment a golfer came over
the crest of the hill and begun waving
Ids arm s mid shouting.
“Hut It down, Fldo," exclaimed the
old la d y ; “here comes the gentlem an
to knock It for you ttgulu."
W ith a Brass B and
“Bllgglns feels pretty self-im portant,
doesn't he?"
"I should say so. Why, when thnt
hold th eir shape. T hen they do not
m elt and spread out very flat. Drop fellow arrives at a conclusion he
cakes also bake b etter on a baking thinks there ought to be a delegation
sheet w ithout high sides or on an In of prom inent citizens there, waiting
to receive him.”—New Haven Regis
verted pun.
ter.
Date Bare.
3 e g g s , beaten
in g pow der
1 c u p fu l su g a r
1 cu p fu l o f nut
H tea sp o o n fu l sa lt
m e a ts , c h o p p e d
1 cu p fu l flour
1 «4 cu p fu ls p itted
1 tea sp o o n fu l b a k
d a te s
Poor F ello w s
The prince of W ales w as so charm ed
with th e country around Nottingham,
England, that he bought a dairy furm
com prising about 120 acres.
“Good, hut rath e r too pointed.” a»
th e fish said, when he swallowed (ha
baited hook.
For o v ,m ig h t relief to inflamed e y e,
■ties u ,e K -m a n E y e lla le a ln lin c e tried .
M lwny, preferred . 17 2 P ea rl St.. N. Ï . A d r .
As between a skull cap anil a wig,
n wig—If It Is n good one— Is prob
ably the p rettiest.
Claims Everyone Can
Now Have Good Health
Los Angeles Business Man Suffering Months From
Constipation, Indigestion and Run-Down Con*
dition Regains Health with Tanlac
Mr. H arry Franklin, a well-known
Los Angeles manufacturer with offices
a t 918 Broadway, says: “ M y experi
ence proves th at nearly everyone can
now nave good health. After many
m onths of indigestion and constipa
tion, months th a t ended by my being
In a badly run-down condition, 1 re
gained giiod health, new strength and
calm nerves . . , T hanks to Tanlac.
“ Imagine not being able to eat wi t h-
out suffering from tormenting pains
and the burning sensation of indiges
tion. The poisons caused by sluggish
liver and constipation ravaging my
system, left me tired and draggy all
the time, with no energy for my work.
“Then I turned to Tanlac, deter
mined to give it a fair trial. From the
first bottle it helped me. Within a
few weeks I found myself with more
energy than I had known in months,
a fine appetite, good digestion—I feel
th a t I could eat nails without harm —
I am bo built up in every wav.
1*‘I now enjoy robust health and
work all day a t top speed w ithout tir
ing. B ut I have not stopped taking
Tanlac, for it is the one way to con
tinued good health, to top strength
and energy. My wife, too, highly
[raises Tanlac. She is inclined to be
delicate and has fouud th a t Tanlac
Beggar—Could you g h e me a q u ar
ter for a meal, sir?
Victim—If you're so hard up why
Stone and chop th e dates.
Mix
don't you sell thut diamond ring
the Ingredients In the order given.
you're w earing?
B ake In greased shallow tin s In a
B eggar—Oh, I can’t, sir. It belongs
slow oven (300 to 830 degrees F ah ren
to my chauffeur.
h eit). When cool, cut in burs and roll
in grunuluted or powdered sugar. Add
more d ates If the b ars a re to be kept
C au g h t
for some time.
Wife— Why did they turn you out of
Macaroons.
the club a t ten o’clock last night, my
2 e g g w h ite s
t, te a sp o o n fu l of dear? W hat had you been doing?
1 cu p fu l su g a r
sa lt
H usband—W hat are you tulklng
2 c u p f u l s o f a i cu p fu l shredded about? Someone has been telling you
P ru d e n t
flaked, t o a s t e d
cocon u t
T e d —How did you cure yourself of
lies I Why, I wns still staying playing
b r e a k fa st food
A lm ond flavorin g
n'ltlklttg In your sleep?
curds there at th ree o'clock !
B eat the egg w hites with the salt
Dave—I took enrfnre to bed.
Wife—O h ; now 1 know w hat tim e
until stiff. Add the sugar and beat you cam e home this m orning!
thoroughly. Fold In th e coconnut, and
Ttie most profound Joy has more
toasted
flakes which have been
of gravity than gnyety In It.—Mon
R A T T L IN G G O O D J O K E
crushed In the hands. Add the flavor
taigne.
lng. Place w ith a teaspoon on oiled
p ap er and bake In a m oderate oven
for 18 to 20 minutes, or until deli
cately browned and well set. This
recipe m akes about two dozen muca
roons.
has preserved her health anil streugi h
for many years. Everyone should
take this wonderful tonio.’’
Tanlac has helped thousands of
Californians. I t is N ature's own rem
edy made from roots, barks and herbs
according to the famous Tanlac for
mula. The first bottle usually brings
wonderful relief from pain. Keep up
the treatm ent and you grow stronger,
healthier, more robust.
Don’t neglect your health, don't
suffer from pain needlessly, begin tak
ing this wonder tonic now. Ask your
druggist for T anlac—today!
Should Say N o t I
B etty—"Does C lara dress modest
ly?" Ja n e —"Oh. no! She has lots of
nice clothes."
A b itte r Jest, when It comes too
n ear the tru th , leaves u sting behind
It.—T acitus.
Reliable Recipe Given
for Lemon Pie Filling
H ere’s a reliable recipe for lemon
pie filling. Mix th ree tablespoonfuls
of co rnstarch with one cupful of cold
w ater and one-eighth teaspoonful sa lt;
place over th e Are and stir constantly
until thickened and the cornstarch
thoroughly cooked - about ten min
utes. Add th ree-fo u rth s cupful of
sugar, four tablespoonfuls lemon Julep,
g rated rind of h alf a lemon, one table
spoonful b u tter and th ree egg yolks,
well beaten. Cook for one or twe
m inutes over steam .
Pour Into a
cooked p astry shell and cover with a
m eringue made by thoroughly heating
th e egg w hites and adding th e sugar
and a little salt. B ake nt a low tem
p era tu re (250 degrees F ah ren h eit) fot
20 m inutes, then raise the tem pera
tu re until the m eringue is a light
brown.
U sing W a ffle Iro n
An electric waffle Iron should never
be greased. If your waffles stick per
haps you have not put enough melted
b u tte r or o th er shortening Into the
h atter. One or two ex tra tablespoon
fuls of melted shortening In th e b atter
will often keep waffles from sticking
In an electric Iron. Also when the
waffle Is brown and crisp and ready to
tak e out of the Iron, th ru st a fork
firmly Into It and lift th e waffls
straig h t up. If you work around th«
edges with a knife attem p tin g to
loosen It In th at way, the waffle will
break and be alm ost Im nosslbl. to get
out whole.
T urtle— You’ll never be able to hold
a responsible position.
R a ttle r—Why not?
T n rtle— 'Cause you're too easily
rattled, th a t's why I
Excuse W as Good
B a rriste r—What possible excuse did
you fellows have for acquitting thut
m urderer?
Ju ry m an —Insanity.
B a rriste r—Iteullyl The whole 12
of you?
An O p tim ist
F rlpnd—So you've invented a p ara
chute and Intend to test It out your
self I W hat tf It doesn't work?
Inventor—i'll improve It until it
does, If it takes ten years I
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
Lumbago
Headache
S trateg y
T ed—H ere comes D are I He won a
golf cup and he'll talk us to death,
J e r ry —H u rrah ! And here comes
my cousin. He Just bought a new
radio. Let's Introduce them to each
other and leave them to th eir fate.
Neuritis
Toothache
Neuralgia
Rheumatism
D O E S N O T A F F E C T T H E H EA R T
Accept only “ Bayer” package
which contains proven directions.
W a n te d the Best
F lo rist—H ere are some beautiful
cotton blossoms, madam.
Mrs. N eww ealthe—-Cotton blossom»!
How cheap and vulgar looking'
H aven't you any silk blossoms?
Colds
Pain
IJandy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggist»,
i.ptrta Is tbs Usd, mark at B t/,r MM.uf.ctur« at ktueascucacldMUt at ■allc/ti «<-14
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