Takes O ut FLUSH TANK TROUBLES EASILY REPAIRED all pain instantly W ''• O v e r f l o w ^ H a n d le LIFE’S UTTLE JESTS < U pper Lift Wire- CORNS D r. Scholl’s Zino-pads stop all pain quicker than any other known method. Takes but a minute to quiet the worst com. Healing starts a t once. When the com is gone it never comes back. I f new shoes make the spot ‘’touchy’’ again, a Zino-pad stops it instantly. T h at's because Zino-pads rem ove th e cau se— pressing and rubbing of shoes. Dr. Scholl’s Zino-pads are medi­ cated, antiseptic, protective. A t all druggist’s cmd shoe dealer's—35c, -'Vf ■ Ly L Lower Lift W ire- Lock Nut '—Holder Guide •Thumbscrew . 'f t R u b b er Ball DZ Scholl's T A n O 'p a d s 4 S e a t- / P u t one on—the pain is gone! U P T O H IS N E C K Two girls were talking things over. “W h it's your brother. Tom, doing?' asked one. The other smiled and replied, “Oh, i he’s head over heels In love." "No. not really?” exclaimed the other. “I never thought he wus th at i kind." Turn's sister smiled as she an­ sw ered: “And neither did he. Hut you can never tell. You see. he's reading m anuscripts on a popular magazine.” < T A K E N S O M E T H IN G OFF Garfield Tea M O T H E R !— Fletcher’s CaS- toria is a pleasant, harmless Sub­ stitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Props and Soothing Syntps, especially prepared fop Infants in am is and Children all ages. To avoid imitations, always look (or the signature of Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it. HORSES COUGHING? Was Y our G randm other’s Rem edy F o r every stom ach and Intestinal llL 2" Flush Tube Elbow T his good old-fash- toned herb home rem edy for consti­ pation, stom ach Ills Flush Valve and an d o th er derange­ (P rep ared by th e U n ited S ta te s D e p a r t­ m ents of th e sys­ m en t o f A g ric u ltu r e.) tem so prevalent these days Is In even Very often trouble lu the flush tank g re a te r fav o r as a fam ily m edicine of the toilet may be easily located by th a n in your grandm o th er’s day. a mem ber of the furnily and corrected a t little cost w ithout sending for a Keep Stomach and Bowels Right plumber, says the United S tates De­ * By riving baby t h , h«nnl«M. purely partm ent of A griculture. Vegetable, Infante' and children'» regulator. Probubly no other plum bing In the home needs attention so often as the MRL WINSLOWS SYRUP flush valve. It Is under w ater and brings astonishing, «ratifying result« subject to fouling and n eg lec t The ts making baby** stomach digo food and bowel» move as hollow rubber bull gets out of shape they should at teething and falls to drop squarely Into the time. Guaranteed frea hollowed seat. The hundle and lever from narcotics, opi­ ate*, alcohol and all full to w ork sm oothly or the lift w ires harmful Ingredi­ get out of plumb, causing the ball to ent«. Safe and rem ain up when It should drop to Its gatiafaotary. seat To remove these difficulties, stop Inflow to the tank by holding up the flout of the ball cock or support­ ing It w ith u stick. D rain th e tank by raising the rubber ball, if the ball Is worn, out of shupe, or has lost Its elasticity, unscrew the lower lift wire Inflamed eyelid s or other from the bull and replace with a new eye irritations. You will And a soothing and safe one. A two and one-hulf inch rubber » o n t N egli rem edy in MITCHELL •Y E SALVE. HALL A RUCKKL at all N ew Y o rk City druggist». H o m e o p a th ic anti B io c h e m ie P r ep a ra tio n s »«•nt p o stp a id to a ll p a rts of th e w orld. M an­ u a l an d b o o k lets free. H a lse y B ros. Co., 641 Pt. C la ir Pt.. C hicago. 111. E n tab llsh ed 1855. I-A IH E S — 125 Rly E a sy ; addressing en- v e lo p e s a t h<>me;all m a teria l fu rn ish ed ; p a r tic ­ u la rs free. H aw aii Co.. 136 W. L ak e, Chi< ago. Save Teeth and Dollars B U R -F IX h< ine tr e a tm e n t for P yorrh ea, tr e n c h m ou th , so ft, ten d er and b leed in g g u m s Sem i >1 tor tria l b o ttle. G u aran teed to g iv e 100% S a tis fa c tio n or w e c h e e r f u lly R e fu n d y o u r M oney. S U R -F I X la g u a ra n teed a h a r m le ss th o u g h W o n d e rfu lly E ffe c tiv e tr e a tm e n t for a ll fo r m s of gu m D isea ses. U N IV E R S A L L A B O R A T O R IE S SIS W ept W,X»7o Mlcniga. A re., Chicago. easily m ade at home. T he first kind, "rocks," may be made In fairly large T E N IM JIX A R » b uys .In te rest In trfree la r g e C a lifo r n ia co m p a n ie s N ew , s a fe plan for qnuntltles, because they keep well. • m a ll investor-* F ree B u lle tin . C om m erce They should be kept In tig h t tin or C o., C rocker B ld g .. San F r a n c isco , C alif. glass containers. The d ate bars also should be kept In a tig h t container. Young D ip lo m a t Mrs. Jones, who wus busily sw eep­ Chocolate drop cakes will be found ing the floor, w as bothered by Ju n io r, popular with th e children for th eir lunch boxes, especially If spread while h er Rmall son, until she exclaim ed: “Now, Junior, you sit on tliut chair hot with a thin coaling of w hile or and when I finish sw eeping I'm going chocolate Icing. T his may be cooked or m ade of confectioner's sugar. Any to spank you." Ju n io r climbed Into th e chnlr and sort of flaked b reak fast food may be s a t brooding for a few m inutes used for the m acaroons. AU four F inally he sa id : “Oh. m other dear. recipes have been tested by th e bu­ I Just think you're th e cu test thing." reau of home economics. O f course th a t saved th e day for Chocolate Drop Cookies. Junior. In D a n g e r H cu p fu l b u tter 1 cu p fu l o f su g a r (w h ite or b row n ) 114 c u p fu l, flour 2 teasp oon f u l , of b a k in g powder là te a sp o o n fu l o f sa lt 1 cu p fu l chopped n u ts “Ro th a t quiet chap Is In love with 1 <«! H c u p f u l m ilk B etty. Well, they say still w ater runs 2 sq u ares ch o co la te deep.” (m elted ) “Oh. yes. And she's got him In deep­ Melt th e chocolate and add the b u t­ e r than any other fellow she ever flirt­ ter and sugar. Add the egg w ithout ed w ith." beating and the milk. Use two table- T u rn e d D o w n gpoonfuls of the flour to coat the Ann (ra th e r s to u t)—Yon w ant to chopped nuts. Then add the n uts and m arry me? T ou're quite am bitious? the sifted dry Ingredients to th e liquid Ted— Yes, I alw ays striv e for big mixture. S tir th is thoroughly and add things. the vanilla. Drop the b atter by tea- spoonfuls on a greased bakiug sheet AH g reat men a re In some degree or an ordinary baking pan inverted. Inspired.—(Terrò. Bake In a quick oven (about 373 to UM) degrees F ah ren h eit). Sure Relief The great ralua of Ball-A nt in the r e lief of d ig e stiv e disorder* of the etom ach and b ow el* 1* p roved b y It* e u o e t s n t is l In crease In uee «very y ea r for th e p ast th ir ty year* P r o m p t ly *nd p r o p e r ly ta k en w e h ave n ev er know n It to fall, •e n d for free «am ple* to Bell A C o .,I n c , O r a n g e b u rg , N Y. P e rfe c tly H srm tose te Y e a a g e r 014 B ell - ams FOR INDIGESTION 25« and 75« Pki's.Sold Ever/wbece FACIAL ERUPTIONS | unsightly and annoying—im- proved by one application of R esin o l Class in L aw Some H am s I “W hat Is a negotiable Instrum ent ?8 H ams weighing ninety pounds each “T he saxophone." were obtained from the w orld’s largest “Why do you say th at?" hog, slaughtered recently n ear H agers­ “You cun alw ays pawn It."—Louis­ town. Md. The anim al weighed 1,-tdt) ville C ourier-Journal. pounds alive.—C apper's Weekly. Rocks. 1 teaspoonful o f cinnamon lig h t- 1H c u p fu ls brow n su g a r 1 cu p fu l b u tter 1 e g g s , w ell beaten H tea sp o o n fu l soda In a l lt t ls hot w a ter 2 k, c u p fu ls flour 2 c u p fu ls raisin s, chopped 1 cu p fu l E n g lish w a ln u t m eats, chopped H te a sp o o n fu l of sa lt Cream the b u tter and sugar, add the eggs. Sift tbe dry Ingredients, re­ serving some flour to roll the raisins and nuts. Mix all together, place by teaspoonfula on a greased pan and hake In a hot oven. As flour varies so much It would be wise to bake a sample, and If It runs add from one- eighth to one-quarter cupful more flour. Sometimes, however, when drop cakes spread out too much In baking, the fau lt Is th a t th e oven Is 'not hot enough rath er than th at the m ixture is too s o f t Drop cakes need a rath er hot oven so th at they set quickly and Use Spohn’s Distemper Compound to break it up anti r e t them tmrk in condition. T hirty years* u -e he» niada “ S P O H N ’S ’’ indlxpeneable in trea tin g C oughs and Golds. Influenza and D istem p er w ith their resu ltin g com plications, and a ll dlscaaee o f th e throat, noee and lungs. A cta m arvelously aa p reventive; a rts equally w ell ns cure. 60 cen ts and $1.20 per b ottle a t d ru g stores. W rite for FREK BOO K LET. S P O H N M E D IC A L C O M P A N Y . D E P T . B X . G O S H E N . IN D IA N A -Ü. How to Repair It. ball costs about 23 cents, and a new oue should alw ays be kept In the home. The lift w ires should be stra ig h t and plumb. The low er lift w ire ts reudlly centered over th e cen­ ter of the valve by m eans of th e ad ­ ju stab le guide holder. By loosening the thum bscrew , the holder Is raised, lowered, or ro tated about the overflow tube. By loosening the lock n u t and turning the guide screw, the horizontal position of th e guide is fixed exactly over the cen ter of th e valve. These ad ju stm en ts are very Im portant. The upper lift w ire should loop Into the lever arm hole n earest to a vertical from th e center of the valve. A tank should em pty w ithin ten seconds. Ow lng to lengthening o f the rubber ball and Insufficient rise from Its seat, the tim e may be longer than ten seconds w ith a correspondingly weak flush. T his trouble may he overcom e by shortening the loop In the upper lift wire. A drop or two of lubricating oil on the lever mechanism m akes It work more smoothly. Sam e Stuff Mrs. B lake- I'Ve hunted everyw here, dear. Have you any sandpaper? Blake— No, but I'll lend you a suit of my wool underw ear. May—Yes, It was an expensive dress, It was very high. Mary—To look at It one would think the dealer hud taken som ething off. H o w F id o D ie d The small w hite golf hall rolled over the green and w as prom ptly seized by Fldo, the old ludy's pet terrie r. | The next moment a golfer came over the crest of the hill and begun waving Ids arm s mid shouting. “Hut It down, Fldo," exclaimed the old la d y ; “here comes the gentlem an to knock It for you ttgulu." W ith a Brass B and “Bllgglns feels pretty self-im portant, doesn't he?" "I should say so. Why, when thnt hold th eir shape. T hen they do not m elt and spread out very flat. Drop fellow arrives at a conclusion he cakes also bake b etter on a baking thinks there ought to be a delegation sheet w ithout high sides or on an In­ of prom inent citizens there, waiting to receive him.”—New Haven Regis­ verted pun. ter. Date Bare. 3 e g g s , beaten in g pow der 1 c u p fu l su g a r 1 cu p fu l o f nut H tea sp o o n fu l sa lt m e a ts , c h o p p e d 1 cu p fu l flour 1 «4 cu p fu ls p itted 1 tea sp o o n fu l b a k ­ d a te s Poor F ello w s The prince of W ales w as so charm ed with th e country around Nottingham, England, that he bought a dairy furm com prising about 120 acres. “Good, hut rath e r too pointed.” a» th e fish said, when he swallowed (ha baited hook. For o v ,m ig h t relief to inflamed e y e, ■ties u ,e K -m a n E y e lla le a ln lin c e tried . M lwny, preferred . 17 2 P ea rl St.. N. Ï . A d r . As between a skull cap anil a wig, n wig—If It Is n good one— Is prob­ ably the p rettiest. Claims Everyone Can Now Have Good Health Los Angeles Business Man Suffering Months From Constipation, Indigestion and Run-Down Con* dition Regains Health with Tanlac Mr. H arry Franklin, a well-known Los Angeles manufacturer with offices a t 918 Broadway, says: “ M y experi­ ence proves th at nearly everyone can now nave good health. After many m onths of indigestion and constipa­ tion, months th a t ended by my being In a badly run-down condition, 1 re ­ gained giiod health, new strength and calm nerves . . , T hanks to Tanlac. “ Imagine not being able to eat wi t h- out suffering from tormenting pains and the burning sensation of indiges­ tion. The poisons caused by sluggish liver and constipation ravaging my system, left me tired and draggy all the time, with no energy for my work. “Then I turned to Tanlac, deter­ mined to give it a fair trial. From the first bottle it helped me. Within a few weeks I found myself with more energy than I had known in months, a fine appetite, good digestion—I feel th a t I could eat nails without harm — I am bo built up in every wav. 1*‘I now enjoy robust health and work all day a t top speed w ithout tir­ ing. B ut I have not stopped taking Tanlac, for it is the one way to con­ tinued good health, to top strength and energy. My wife, too, highly [raises Tanlac. She is inclined to be delicate and has fouud th a t Tanlac Beggar—Could you g h e me a q u ar­ ter for a meal, sir? Victim—If you're so hard up why Stone and chop th e dates. Mix don't you sell thut diamond ring the Ingredients In the order given. you're w earing? B ake In greased shallow tin s In a B eggar—Oh, I can’t, sir. It belongs slow oven (300 to 830 degrees F ah ren ­ to my chauffeur. h eit). When cool, cut in burs and roll in grunuluted or powdered sugar. Add more d ates If the b ars a re to be kept C au g h t for some time. Wife— Why did they turn you out of Macaroons. the club a t ten o’clock last night, my 2 e g g w h ite s t, te a sp o o n fu l of dear? W hat had you been doing? 1 cu p fu l su g a r sa lt H usband—W hat are you tulklng 2 c u p f u l s o f a i cu p fu l shredded about? Someone has been telling you P ru d e n t flaked, t o a s t e d cocon u t T e d —How did you cure yourself of lies I Why, I wns still staying playing b r e a k fa st food A lm ond flavorin g n'ltlklttg In your sleep? curds there at th ree o'clock ! B eat the egg w hites with the salt Dave—I took enrfnre to bed. Wife—O h ; now 1 know w hat tim e until stiff. Add the sugar and beat you cam e home this m orning! thoroughly. Fold In th e coconnut, and Ttie most profound Joy has more toasted flakes which have been of gravity than gnyety In It.—Mon­ R A T T L IN G G O O D J O K E crushed In the hands. Add the flavor taigne. lng. Place w ith a teaspoon on oiled p ap er and bake In a m oderate oven for 18 to 20 minutes, or until deli­ cately browned and well set. This recipe m akes about two dozen muca roons. has preserved her health anil streugi h for many years. Everyone should take this wonderful tonio.’’ Tanlac has helped thousands of Californians. I t is N ature's own rem­ edy made from roots, barks and herbs according to the famous Tanlac for­ mula. The first bottle usually brings wonderful relief from pain. Keep up the treatm ent and you grow stronger, healthier, more robust. Don’t neglect your health, don't suffer from pain needlessly, begin tak­ ing this wonder tonic now. Ask your druggist for T anlac—today! Should Say N o t I B etty—"Does C lara dress modest­ ly?" Ja n e —"Oh. no! She has lots of nice clothes." A b itte r Jest, when It comes too n ear the tru th , leaves u sting behind It.—T acitus. Reliable Recipe Given for Lemon Pie Filling H ere’s a reliable recipe for lemon pie filling. Mix th ree tablespoonfuls of co rnstarch with one cupful of cold w ater and one-eighth teaspoonful sa lt; place over th e Are and stir constantly until thickened and the cornstarch thoroughly cooked - about ten min utes. Add th ree-fo u rth s cupful of sugar, four tablespoonfuls lemon Julep, g rated rind of h alf a lemon, one table­ spoonful b u tter and th ree egg yolks, well beaten. Cook for one or twe m inutes over steam . Pour Into a cooked p astry shell and cover with a m eringue made by thoroughly heating th e egg w hites and adding th e sugar and a little salt. B ake nt a low tem ­ p era tu re (250 degrees F ah ren h eit) fot 20 m inutes, then raise the tem pera tu re until the m eringue is a light brown. U sing W a ffle Iro n An electric waffle Iron should never be greased. If your waffles stick per haps you have not put enough melted b u tte r or o th er shortening Into the h atter. One or two ex tra tablespoon fuls of melted shortening In th e b atter will often keep waffles from sticking In an electric Iron. Also when the waffle Is brown and crisp and ready to tak e out of the Iron, th ru st a fork firmly Into It and lift th e waffls straig h t up. If you work around th« edges with a knife attem p tin g to loosen It In th at way, the waffle will break and be alm ost Im nosslbl. to get out whole. T urtle— You’ll never be able to hold a responsible position. R a ttle r—Why not? T n rtle— 'Cause you're too easily rattled, th a t's why I Excuse W as Good B a rriste r—What possible excuse did you fellows have for acquitting thut m urderer? Ju ry m an —Insanity. B a rriste r—Iteullyl The whole 12 of you? An O p tim ist F rlpnd—So you've invented a p ara­ chute and Intend to test It out your self I W hat tf It doesn't work? Inventor—i'll improve It until it does, If it takes ten years I Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Lumbago Headache S trateg y T ed—H ere comes D are I He won a golf cup and he'll talk us to death, J e r ry —H u rrah ! And here comes my cousin. He Just bought a new radio. Let's Introduce them to each other and leave them to th eir fate. Neuritis Toothache Neuralgia Rheumatism D O E S N O T A F F E C T T H E H EA R T Accept only “ Bayer” package which contains proven directions. W a n te d the Best F lo rist—H ere are some beautiful cotton blossoms, madam. Mrs. N eww ealthe—-Cotton blossom»! How cheap and vulgar looking' H aven't you any silk blossoms? Colds Pain IJandy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggist», i.ptrta Is tbs Usd, mark at B t/,r MM.uf.ctur« at ktueascucacldMUt at ■allc/ti «<-14 »