1
BABIES CRY
FOR “ CflSTORIfl”
Just
a L ittle s ,
H L S m ile,:
ermine
Prepared Especially for Infanta
and Children of All Ages
M other!
F letch er's C astorla has
been In use for over 30 y ears as a
pleasan t, harm less su b stitu te for Cas
to r OH, Paregoric, T eething D rops ami
Soothing Syrups. C ontains no n arco t
ics. Proven directions a re on each
package. P hysicians everyw here rec
ommend it.
The genuine b ears sig n atu re of
R E A L SPEED
Pat. employed In a local quarry, one
day dropped a stick of dynam ite and
forthw ith disappeared Into the clouds
with several tons of debris. T he catas
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
trophe was w itnessed by Mike, who,
somewhat later was approached by
Colds
Headache
Neuritis
Lumbago
the quarry owner.
"W here's P at?" asked the latter.
Pain
Neuralgia
Toothache
Rheumatism
“Gone," replied Mike.
Every Housekeeper P rides H erself on Her Pies.
“And when will he be back?"
"Well," said Mike, “If he comes
(P rep a red by th e U n ited S t a t e . D ep a rt-
with the flour to mnke a flaky crust back ns fast as he w ent—bedad. he’ll
m ea t o f A g ric u ltu r a .)
M oney Back Says Your Druggist
“Can she bake an apple pie Billy Soft w heat flour Is the best kind for be hack y isterdayI"
if M oone’s Emerald Oil D oesn’t hoy, Billy boy?" So ru n s the song the pastry. The gluten th a t makes a good
pt only “ Bayer” package
D o A w ay W ith All Soreness lady In the p icture Is doubtless hum bread flour is a disadvantage in mak
N O T BOSS A T H O M E
ming as she rolls out her dough. If lug pie c r u s t
and Pain in 24 Hours.
which contains proven directions.
PI* C rust Recipe.
she knows w hat a good pie ought to
Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
Get a bottle of Moone's Em erald be ilke, she will probably make a good
You doubtless have your own pre
Also bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists.
Oil w ith th e u n d erstanding th a t if it pie. It doesn’t p articu larly m atter ferred pie cru st recipe. The bureau
Aspirin 1» the trade mark o f Rarer Manufactura o f Monoacatlcaetdeater o f Salley I lea d »
does not put an end to the pain and w hether or not she puts in cinnamon of home economics gives the following
soreness and do aw ay w ith th e corn o r nutm eg. And while most people ingredients and directions fo r one
One M o re Chance
Itself your money will be prom ptly
Dick bad been listening thought
tw
o-crust
p
ie:
prefer,
as
this
homem
aker
seems
to,
return ed .
fully to the story of Adam and Eve
H e a lth y , H a p p y
D on’t w orry about how long you’ve the "covered” type of apple pie, a
A bout 2% ta b le sp o o n fu le w a ter
and when bis m other w as done lie
h ad it or how many o th er p rep ara good apple pie can also be made “u n
1H c u p fu l, gifted « o ft-w h e a t flour
usked :
B a b ie s
tions you have tried.
T his power covered” with pastry strip s across th e
l i t to 7 ta b le sp o o n fu ls fa t
"M other, doesn’t God forgive gin
1 te a sp o o n fu l sa lt
ful p en etratin g oil Is one p rep ara top. Apple pie Is a wholesome des
T he best way to keep baby
nose?"
tion th a t will help to m ake your sert because it preserves a satisfac
in crowing, contented health
Combine th e fa t and the flour. Some
“Yes, Dick, why?"
p ain fu l aching feet so healthy and tory balance between the fru it and
is Mrs. Winslow’sSyrup. This
cooks
recommend
cutting
th
e
fat
Into
fre e from corn and bunion troubles the pastry.
"Then why didn’t He give Adam
safe, pleasant, effective rem e
th e flour with knives, a pastry fork
th a t you’ll be able to go unyw here
dy regulates the bowels and
Just one more chance?”—Indianapolis
Main
Ple-Maklng
Points.
or
a
biscuit
cutter,
so
the
Ingredients
and do an ything In absolute feet
quickly overcomes diarrhoea,
News.
The main points are to make good won’t be warmed or handled too much,
com fort.
colic, flatulency, constipation,
So m arvelously powerful is Moone’s pie paste, to use a suitable kind of but the tips of the Angers may be
and teething troubles.
Emerald» Oil th a t thousands have apple, and to m anage the oven proper used if th e work is done quickly. Add
Bell-Ans Really Sure Relief
found it gives w onderful resu lts in ly. The crust should be tender, thin, the w ater slowly and use no more
tha treatm en t o f dangerous swollen or flaky, not too rich, and delicately
Thousands of T estim onials From Doc
varicose veins. Y our druggist is seU- brown. The apples should be of the than is absolutely necessary. Roll out
tors, N urses and D entists Say So.
the dough very lightly. T he tem pera
lng lots of it.
Ruhby—Oh,
wlAe!
I’ve
been
pro
fairly ta rt, Juicy, qulck-coeklng varie tu re of the oven should be high to
ties, put In the pie uncooked, seasoned sta rt with, and then be lowered ra p moted to boss In the oAlee.
F o r correcting over-acidity and
The Infant»’and Children’ s Regulator
Wifey—Yes, in the olllce maybe.
with butter, sugar and a very mod idly a fter eight or ten minutes, so the
quickly relieving belching, gas, sick
is best for baby. Guaranteed free
erate am ount of spice, usually cinna Alling may cook through w ithout over
from narcotics, opiates, alcohol
headache, heartburn, nausea, bilious
Carboil draws cut the core
and all harmful ingredients. Open
Looking to the F u tu re
mon. T here should be p’enty of ap cooking the crust.
ness and other digestive disorders.
formula on every label.
_and gives quick relief
ples. too, but the pie should not be so
A t ttllD r u tg is h
BELL-ANS
bus
been
proved
of
great
‘‘IVhat
did
you
say
when
the
duke
F or th e Alling you will need from
Writ* for free booklet o f latter« from
full th a t the Juice runs out. The un four to six apples, three-fourths cup proposed to you?"
value for the p ast th irty years. Not
grateful mothers.
dercrust in a leaky pie is apt to be ful of sugar, one-fourth teaspoonful
W
GENEROUS s o t BOX
A nglo-A m erica«
“I told him he had made me very a laxative but a tested Sure R elief for
At All Druggists — Money back GuaranUB
D rug Co.
tough and soggy. T h e baking should salt, one-eighth tengpoonful cinnamon happy," said Mis Cayenne.
Indigestion. Perfectly harm less anil
2
1
5 -2 1 7 Fulton
be done In a quick oven. If possible, Pack the apples Into the crust care
pleasant to take. Send for free sam ples
“So you accepted him?"
New York
serve pie a little warm.
fully, so th at the cover will At evenly
“No. The compliment is something to : Bell & Co., Inc., O rangeburg, N. Y.
Deafness—Head Noises
The kind of fa t used is som ewhat They should be In thin slices a fter be to talk about.
A m arriage would —Adv.
R E L IE V E D B V
a m atter of personal taste. Some peo ing pared and quartered. Sometimes eventually be som tbing to gossip
ple like lard b e s t: some prefer one of they a re cu t in rings a fte r coring and about.”—W ashington Star.
LEO N A R D E A R OIL
Snuff A g a in in F a v o r
*R ub Bark o f Ear»”
the hardened vegetable fats, and still paring.
Sprinkle them w ith sugar,
Snuff Is once more coming Into fnvor
IN S E R T IN N O ST R IL S
others use p art b u tter and p a rt lard suit and spice mixed together. Place
At All Druggists Pr’re $1
in some circles In E ngland as an ele
folder about “ D E A F N E S S ” on irqueafc,
C ru e l O versight
or oth er fat. Any fat used should be the upi>er crust on the pie. B ake for
gant social accom plishment. T he fine
A. 0. LEONARD. INC.. 70 FrFTH AVR. N. Y.
sweet flavored and combine properly about th irty minutes.
Jones—Why don't Brown and Rob gentlem an of 1927 points his w itty
inson speak now?
phrases hy tapping the lid of Ids Rnuff-
V f F g D IS FIG U R E . YOUR J
P u ru iax N ew W on d erfu l S kin L a ia tlv r.C Ir iu ig
Sm ith—Well, Brown w rote a book box, and. «s he tak es a pinch, m akes
Up pimpleM, b la ck h ea d s, bolls. Ingrow n h airs
O K s f Don’t experiment on
y o urself: “Could I make some of the with no end of scandal lu it about an arabesque flourish in the a ir with
SAVE
FOR
VACATION
f r e c k le s , oily sk in , etc. gu aran . T rial s is e 25c
them, uie MITCHELL
B o x 12, A rcad e 8 t a . E os A n geles, C alif
children's clothes and save a few dol people we know.
EYE SALVE for spee.If
all
tlie
conscious
grace
of
an
E
ight
relief. Absolutely aafa
IS EXCELLENT PLAN lars?’’ Or, “A re there ways In which Jones—I see—he put Robinson In eenth century beau.
n ig g lH t a
k Rr UCRKL, New York Cltj
I can buy th e necessary supplies any It.
C o le ’n ( n r h o l l e n l v e Q u i c k l y R e l i e v e s
I quickly relieved and often cleared Holiday Should Be Planned cheaper?" P erhaps you could find Sm ith—No. th a t's Just the p o in t and
o p a tlilr mid lllo u lie m ic l ’r**i»wrNt Ions
h ea ls b u rn ing. Itch in g and to rtu rin g N o m e |»<»NtpHld
ways to earn a bit here nnd there, too, He didn’t.
____ away by a few applications of
to all part« o f th e w orld M an
«kin diHeuflca. It In sta n tly stupa the pain «••nt
ual and b o o k let» free Hal.suy Bro» <’o., t ill
to add to your funds, If you see no
and Saved For.
of burn«. 4te a la w ith o u t sca rs 30c and Rt.
C lair St . C hicago. Ill KMahllRhad 1 «55.
60c. A sk your d r u g g ist, or send 30c to
way to su b tract anything from what
C old C riticism
The J. W. t-ole Co., 127 8. Euclid Av«..
you already have.
(P r ep a red by th e U n ited S ta te s D ep a rt-
Oak P a rk , III., for a p a ck a g e.—Adv.
m en t o f A g ric u ltu r e.)
"You
were
greeted
with
song
nnd
If you are the head o f the family
Are you going to have a vacation of
rem arked the adm iring
you will have to include the entire compliment,”
A t T ra in in g C am p
friend.
some sort this year? You need a
STATE APPROVED LANDS
family In your plans. Ax on a larger
Substitute fo r Sun
Lady Visitor (w atching pugilist
change, some fun, some rest, some
"I w as,” answ ered Senator Sorghum.
Hinail Improved farm« lb well ealahllshed
sum,
and
get
everybody
to
co-operate.
D w ellers In smoke-shrouded cities thing new to think about, w hether
"The singers w ere off the key and the shadow -boxing)—And Is lie really try- I settlement. Fruit, alfalfa, dairy, hog», poul
It
w
orks
out
the
sam
e
way
as
for
an
and such as sleep by day and work you happen to be a high school stu
try. Churches, high school, grammar schools.
complim entary orators did not know lug to lilt Ills own shadow?
T rain e r—T h a t's right, miss.
Also unimproved lands with llrst water rights.
by night can make up w hat they dent, a busy mother, or th e fath er of Individual. If you have never lived what they were talking about. O th e r
hy
a
budget,
don’t
w
ait
until
the
Arst
Lady V isitor—Good heaven*. Poor , Easy terms. Write ft «n o Farm. Kerman. Calif.
suffer from lack of sufficient sunshine a family. Every one needs a holiday
wise,
the
occasion
was
a
grund
suc
darling. How long has he been like
by the use of electric sun baths, ac occasionally. B etter work as well as of Jan u ary to moke one. You can be cess.”—W ashington Star,
W . N. U„ P O R T L A N D , NO. 14-1927^
th a t? —P assing Show.
cording to an em inent B ritish health b etter health is a result of even a gin any time. The United S tates De
partm
en
t
of
A
griculture
has
a
publi
authority . Prolonged periods o f wet brief change.
A N D S T IL L A N O T H E R
P h lo x as N a tio n a l F lo w e r
cation th at will tell you how to go
S ore and Inflam ed eyaa. atlas and granola- !
w eather tend noticeably to Increase
D on’t say you haven't time, or th at
tlona h e a le d p rom p tly by n la h tly use o f
The phlox was suggested us a na
the spread of sickness In large cities, you can’t be spared. T h at ancient about m aking a budget th a t will help
R o m a n R y e B a la a m 36 cant». A dv.
tional flower hy Dr. E dw ard W herry,
and pulm onary diseases nre prevalent superstition has been long since ex you spread your Income over a vuca
of the A gricultural departm ent, in ad
w here sunlight Is lacking, as are many ploded by th a t busiest of Indispensa tion and o th er needed items.
S im ila r
dressing tin* Wildflower Preservation
ailm ents peculiar to children. Elec ble persons, the farm er's wife. Every
Alice— Why don’t you tell Rod society nt W ashington, says the P ath
tric sun baths, the B ritish physician sum m er hundreds of farm women now
frankly th at you don’t like him as finder Magazine. At various lime*
Different Methods of
referred to declares, offer a satisfac
well as Ted?
m anage to get to m others’ camps for
tiie columbine, goldenrod, dogwood,
tory su b stitu te for n atu re's own.
Cooking Eggs for Table
Je a n —I can't. I’m not sure th a t m ountulu laurel and trailing arbutus
a complete change for a few days, re
Ted will propose.
The tem p eratu re of cooking affects
turning to th eir fam ilies refreshed In
have been proposed, hut congress Ini*
DEM AN D “ B AYER” ASPIRIN mind and spirit, full of new ideas and m arkedly the consistency of eggs.
not given any (lower sutdi distinction.
P E R M A N E N T R E L IE F F O R ECZEM A
Lower tem peratures coagulate the
happy recollections.
U se d by n oted d o cto r 40 yra. Is>n't ord er Some stales, however, have adopted
T ak e T ablets W ithout F e a r If You
Don’t say you can’t afford a vaca white Into a tender. Jelly-like mass and
an lcsa you w ill fo llo w d irectio n « Send 12 or sta te (lowers.
w rite M A D D E N C O M PAN Y , B o a «»3. El
See the S afety “ Bayer Cross.”
tion. T here are ail sorts of vacations allow the yolk to rem ain soft. Egg«
Paao. T exan, fo r fu ll In fo rm a tio n .— A dv.
to be chosen—sh o rt ones, long ones, so cooked a re considered to be more
A S tiff Job
W arning! U nless you see the name Inexpensive ones, elaborate ones. If easily digested than those toughened
W hen the engine of an autom obile
“Ah, my friend, you seem to hav*
“B ayer” on package o r on tab lets you you can ’t take a train trip, how about and hardened at higher tem peratures
equipped with a new therm ostatic de u very stiff neck."
a re not g etting th e genuine Bayer the fam ily car? If you can’t go to a and for this reason coddling, rather
vice overheats the car's born I*
“Yes. I got it while sketching In
A spirin proved safe by m illions and hotel, try camping. Decide about than boiling. Is recommended as a way
Bounded.
Italy."
prescribed by physicians fo r 20 years. w hat you could afford—If yon could of cooking eggs for children and per
She— What do you hope to gain
"In an accident?”
Say "B ayer" when you buy A spirin put aside a little bit every week from sons of delicate digestion. Different
All fam ily trees have more or less
by kissing me?
No, I painted the Leaning Tower
Im itatio n s may prove dangerous.—Adv now until midsummer. A vacation methods of handling can also greatly
shade.
He—A nother kiss.
of Pisa.”—Kondagsnlsse Strlx.
doesn’t usually Just happen. It has to change the consistency and appear
L a k e M ic h ig a n ’s D istinction
be planned for and saved for. The ance of egg dishes. S tirring while
On One Condition
L ake Michigan is the only one o| sooner you begin to get ready for it, cooking, for example, m akes scram
“Could you let me have $20 on this
th e G reat Lakes lying wholly w ithin the more you have In reserve to spend bled eggs, and beating a ir In before
th e boundary o f th e United States, on pleasant things. T here are now cooking, the Auffy omelet. In Roufflcs tult of clothes?”
Paw nbroker (eyeing the suit up and
says the D earborn Independent.
only 14 or 15 weeks of spring and cakes and o th er baked products eggr
dow n)—Veil, maybe I could. If tier Is
act
as
binders
and
serve
as
a
mean.*
early sum m er left to devote to saving
■bout $18 in der pockets.
Amazing Improvement in Mrs. Jester’s Health Surprise»
Tf W orm « or T ap ew orm p ersist in yom
for this year's vacation. Next year's of Incorporating air for leavening. In
» y tte m . u«e th e re a l ver m ifu g e. Dr. P erry'i
Friend». Serious Ailments Caused hy Nervous Break»
"D ead S h ot." O nly 60 c e n ts at your drug
fund can be started as goon as this sauce, cream Allings, custards, can
»1st or n t P earl St.. -N Y. A dv.
N o th in g to W o rry A bout
one is over. T h a t’s th e b etter plan, dies nnd icings eggs thicken the tnli
down Relieved and Strength Restored by Tanlac.
Wife (aw akened by a noise)—John I
T he longest term of office of a n , but If you haven't given the m atter tu re and give sm oothness of texture lohn, wake up; I heard som ething)
Looks and Feels Better Than Ever
governm ent official is th a t of the comp much thought before, do th e best you In salad dressings they are the com
Hub
(drow
sily)—Ah,
forget
It.
can from now on.
"T anlae has certainly done won
tnon em ulsifying agent. T h eir adapt
tra ile r general and assistan t, who each
ders form e; I cannot p raised enough,”
Suppose, for example, you have ability to a wide variety of uses Probably Just like a lot of those thing»
hold office for 15 years.
declares
Mrs. T. D. Jester, 12(18 Penn
your eye on a tw o weeks’ vacation In therefore, as well as th eir high nu you hear at bridge club—purely lnj
sylvania Avenue, Kan Diego, Calif.
»glnary.—C
incinnati
Enquirer.
tritiv
e
value,
make
eggs
one
of
tb«
late August, to cost about $40—al
‘ I had suffered a nervous break down,
If You Need a Tonic, Get though
lots of people would manage most popular foods the world over.
and for many months afterward I
the Best!
A M od ern M an
continued to get worse and worse,
to have a fine tim e for a good deal
Fresno, Calif.—"It la not long since lesa money. We’ll suppose yon need
despite all the different nerve med
“You do a lot of baking. Mr*. New
Pan B ro ilin g a S teak
icines I tried. Nothing seemed to
I was ail rundown In health and fin railroad fare aa well as board money.
lywed," smiled Grocer Bill.
In pan broiling a »teak, th e pan Is
heln until I tried Tan lac.
ally decided to try Dr. Plerce'a Gol Oount np the Intervening tim e by
"Yes." the young bride answered.
‘ I was as near to being a complete
bested very hot and Is greased over
den Medical Discovery, as I knew weeks.
T hree dollars a week set lightly hy wiping with a pleee of suet ’My hubby’s a cake eater."—The Pro
nervous ami physical wreck as I could
of o th er people In my neighborhood
aside regularly for these 14 o r 15 so th at the m eat will not stick Using gressive Grocer.
be, w ithout entirely collapsing. The
who had constantly relied upon Dr. weeks will assure you the am ount nec
slightest noise would make me w ant
a large am ount of grease tougher* the
P ierce's rem edies and alw ays re essary. It sounds easy, doesn’t It?
to scream, and after retiring it would
O<M
outside
o
f
the
steak
and
does
not
In
ceived satisfacto ry results. I took
I* hours lefore 1 could sleep. I would
\
The next point Is, of course, can crease the Juiciness of the Inside
“It’s
rath
e
r
strange
when
you
com»
only a few bottles and by th at time
awaken with terrible nervous head
you save th a t much? A few cents says the U nited State* D epartm ent of Io think of It."
aches and the »lightest exertion would
I had regained my norm al health
from which Mr«. Jester suffered so
“W hst Is?"
here and there—a little self-denial In Agriculture. The steak Is placed In
tire me out so th at I would lie trem
"Dr. P ierce's P leasan t P urgative
keenly, get re l-f before it is too Intel
small ways—perhaps going w ithout the hot pan *nd seared first on one
’’Women are called riddle*, yet the
bling.
tig . I I lost weight and appetite. I
1 anlae will doubtless help you just as
P ellets a re good, too."—Manuel T.
som ething yon would otherw ise like side, and then on the other quickly. plainer they are the more readily men
tried Tar-lac with little expectation
it helped M rs. Jester and ns it has
W hite, 68# Csllisch St.
of improvement.
helped thousands of other sufferers.
All dealers sell Dr. Pierce’s Pel to have—and the sum begins to grow. A fter the steak 1» s e a r e d , th e heat Is give them up.”—New Haven R egister
“ Before I had taken all of the first
You have to make a ehoice almost reduced and th e broiling proceeds
Tanlac is a pure and wholesome
lets. 80 cents for #0 Pellets.
bottle, I developed a ravenous ap-
coni|s,und, made from herbs roots
dally. "Shall I have a soda, or put more «lowly. T h e meat must he turned
W hen ran-down you can qtilckly
A Lap H o un d
petite ami waa »leeping 1s t ter. I con
am i barks, according to the famous
P’ck up and regain vim. vigor, v ital th at much aside tow ard my weekly frequently to prevent burning. Care
P o r te r - L a pdogt
What do you
tinued to improve rapidly ami felt
Tanlac formula. I t is a wonderful
ity hy obtaining this Medical Dis savings? Do I need new shoes or should he taken not to pierce the crust mean hy th at? Why, the dog I* us
like a different |»r»on entirely. In
tonic medicine, for run-down and nerv
covery of Dr. P ierce’s at the d rag
■ball I w ear the old ones a little longer
less than three week* I had gained
ous conditions and for digestive dis
•tore, in tab lets or liquid, or send 10c and be snre of my holiday?" If you which tins formed lest the Juice leak ilg as a mule 1
seven
pounds!
L
ater,
mv
weight
orders. All go-sl druggist»«, II Tania«
out. T his method of eoofclng |* used
F air Passenger— Well, you ought t<
•w Dr P ierre's Invalids’ Hotel. Buf
went up from 105 to 125 (Hiunds n
*r* a hom em aker you may be a-kiug with Juicy, tender, choice cut*
— pet your first bot'io today I Uvur
•ee him lap up milk 1
Salo, Jf. Y . for trial pkg tablet*
I f your trouble« are uiniiar to those
40 iiulhun bottles sold.
Soft Corns
CARBUNCLES
SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST I
| DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART7 ]
MRS.
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