1 BABIES CRY FOR “ CflSTORIfl” Just a L ittle s , H L S m ile,: ermine Prepared Especially for Infanta and Children of All Ages M other! F letch er's C astorla has been In use for over 30 y ears as a pleasan t, harm less su b stitu te for Cas­ to r OH, Paregoric, T eething D rops ami Soothing Syrups. C ontains no n arco t­ ics. Proven directions a re on each package. P hysicians everyw here rec­ ommend it. The genuine b ears sig n atu re of R E A L SPEED Pat. employed In a local quarry, one day dropped a stick of dynam ite and forthw ith disappeared Into the clouds with several tons of debris. T he catas Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for trophe was w itnessed by Mike, who, somewhat later was approached by Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago the quarry owner. "W here's P at?" asked the latter. Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism “Gone," replied Mike. Every Housekeeper P rides H erself on Her Pies. “And when will he be back?" "Well," said Mike, “If he comes (P rep a red by th e U n ited S t a t e . D ep a rt- with the flour to mnke a flaky crust back ns fast as he w ent—bedad. he’ll m ea t o f A g ric u ltu r a .) M oney Back Says Your Druggist “Can she bake an apple pie Billy Soft w heat flour Is the best kind for be hack y isterdayI" if M oone’s Emerald Oil D oesn’t hoy, Billy boy?" So ru n s the song the pastry. The gluten th a t makes a good pt only “ Bayer” package D o A w ay W ith All Soreness lady In the p icture Is doubtless hum ­ bread flour is a disadvantage in mak N O T BOSS A T H O M E ming as she rolls out her dough. If lug pie c r u s t and Pain in 24 Hours. which contains proven directions. PI* C rust Recipe. she knows w hat a good pie ought to Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Get a bottle of Moone's Em erald be ilke, she will probably make a good You doubtless have your own pre Also bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists. Oil w ith th e u n d erstanding th a t if it pie. It doesn’t p articu larly m atter ferred pie cru st recipe. The bureau Aspirin 1» the trade mark o f Rarer Manufactura o f Monoacatlcaetdeater o f Salley I lea d » does not put an end to the pain and w hether or not she puts in cinnamon of home economics gives the following soreness and do aw ay w ith th e corn o r nutm eg. And while most people ingredients and directions fo r one One M o re Chance Itself your money will be prom ptly Dick bad been listening thought­ tw o-crust p ie: prefer, as this homem aker seems to, return ed . fully to the story of Adam and Eve H e a lth y , H a p p y D on’t w orry about how long you’ve the "covered” type of apple pie, a A bout 2% ta b le sp o o n fu le w a ter and when bis m other w as done lie h ad it or how many o th er p rep ara­ good apple pie can also be made “u n ­ 1H c u p fu l, gifted « o ft-w h e a t flour usked : B a b ie s tions you have tried. T his power­ covered” with pastry strip s across th e l i t to 7 ta b le sp o o n fu ls fa t "M other, doesn’t God forgive gin 1 te a sp o o n fu l sa lt ful p en etratin g oil Is one p rep ara­ top. Apple pie Is a wholesome des­ T he best way to keep baby nose?" tion th a t will help to m ake your sert because it preserves a satisfac­ in crowing, contented health Combine th e fa t and the flour. Some “Yes, Dick, why?" p ain fu l aching feet so healthy and tory balance between the fru it and is Mrs. Winslow’sSyrup. This cooks recommend cutting th e fat Into fre e from corn and bunion troubles the pastry. "Then why didn’t He give Adam safe, pleasant, effective rem e­ th e flour with knives, a pastry fork th a t you’ll be able to go unyw here dy regulates the bowels and Just one more chance?”—Indianapolis Main Ple-Maklng Points. or a biscuit cutter, so the Ingredients and do an ything In absolute feet quickly overcomes diarrhoea, News. The main points are to make good won’t be warmed or handled too much, com fort. colic, flatulency, constipation, So m arvelously powerful is Moone’s pie paste, to use a suitable kind of but the tips of the Angers may be and teething troubles. Emerald» Oil th a t thousands have apple, and to m anage the oven proper­ used if th e work is done quickly. Add Bell-Ans Really Sure Relief found it gives w onderful resu lts in ly. The crust should be tender, thin, the w ater slowly and use no more tha treatm en t o f dangerous swollen or flaky, not too rich, and delicately Thousands of T estim onials From Doc­ varicose veins. Y our druggist is seU- brown. The apples should be of the than is absolutely necessary. Roll out tors, N urses and D entists Say So. the dough very lightly. T he tem pera­ lng lots of it. Ruhby—Oh, wlAe! I’ve been pro­ fairly ta rt, Juicy, qulck-coeklng varie­ tu re of the oven should be high to ties, put In the pie uncooked, seasoned sta rt with, and then be lowered ra p ­ moted to boss In the oAlee. F o r correcting over-acidity and The Infant»’and Children’ s Regulator Wifey—Yes, in the olllce maybe. with butter, sugar and a very mod­ idly a fter eight or ten minutes, so the quickly relieving belching, gas, sick is best for baby. Guaranteed free erate am ount of spice, usually cinna­ Alling may cook through w ithout over­ from narcotics, opiates, alcohol headache, heartburn, nausea, bilious­ Carboil draws cut the core and all harmful ingredients. Open Looking to the F u tu re mon. T here should be p’enty of ap­ cooking the crust. ness and other digestive disorders. formula on every label. _and gives quick relief ples. too, but the pie should not be so A t ttllD r u tg is h BELL-ANS bus been proved of great ‘‘IVhat did you say when the duke F or th e Alling you will need from Writ* for free booklet o f latter« from full th a t the Juice runs out. The un­ four to six apples, three-fourths cup­ proposed to you?" value for the p ast th irty years. Not grateful mothers. dercrust in a leaky pie is apt to be ful of sugar, one-fourth teaspoonful W GENEROUS s o t BOX A nglo-A m erica« “I told him he had made me very a laxative but a tested Sure R elief for At All Druggists — Money back GuaranUB D rug Co. tough and soggy. T h e baking should salt, one-eighth tengpoonful cinnamon happy," said Mis Cayenne. Indigestion. Perfectly harm less anil 2 1 5 -2 1 7 Fulton be done In a quick oven. If possible, Pack the apples Into the crust care­ pleasant to take. Send for free sam ples “So you accepted him?" New York serve pie a little warm. fully, so th at the cover will At evenly “No. The compliment is something to : Bell & Co., Inc., O rangeburg, N. Y. Deafness—Head Noises The kind of fa t used is som ewhat They should be In thin slices a fter be­ to talk about. A m arriage would —Adv. R E L IE V E D B V a m atter of personal taste. Some peo­ ing pared and quartered. Sometimes eventually be som tbing to gossip ple like lard b e s t: some prefer one of they a re cu t in rings a fte r coring and about.”—W ashington Star. LEO N A R D E A R OIL Snuff A g a in in F a v o r *R ub Bark o f Ear»” the hardened vegetable fats, and still paring. Sprinkle them w ith sugar, Snuff Is once more coming Into fnvor IN S E R T IN N O ST R IL S others use p art b u tter and p a rt lard suit and spice mixed together. Place At All Druggists Pr’re $1 in some circles In E ngland as an ele­ folder about “ D E A F N E S S ” on irqueafc, C ru e l O versight or oth er fat. Any fat used should be the upi>er crust on the pie. B ake for gant social accom plishment. T he fine A. 0. LEONARD. INC.. 70 FrFTH AVR. N. Y. sweet flavored and combine properly about th irty minutes. Jones—Why don't Brown and Rob­ gentlem an of 1927 points his w itty inson speak now? phrases hy tapping the lid of Ids Rnuff- V f F g D IS FIG U R E . YOUR J P u ru iax N ew W on d erfu l S kin L a ia tlv r.C Ir iu ig Sm ith—Well, Brown w rote a book box, and. «s he tak es a pinch, m akes Up pimpleM, b la ck h ea d s, bolls. Ingrow n h airs O K s f Don’t experiment on y o urself: “Could I make some of the with no end of scandal lu it about an arabesque flourish in the a ir with SAVE FOR VACATION f r e c k le s , oily sk in , etc. gu aran . T rial s is e 25c them, uie MITCHELL B o x 12, A rcad e 8 t a . E os A n geles, C alif children's clothes and save a few dol­ people we know. EYE SALVE for spee.If all tlie conscious grace of an E ight­ relief. Absolutely aafa IS EXCELLENT PLAN lars?’’ Or, “A re there ways In which Jones—I see—he put Robinson In eenth century beau. n ig g lH t a k Rr UCRKL, New York Cltj I can buy th e necessary supplies any It. C o le ’n ( n r h o l l e n l v e Q u i c k l y R e l i e v e s I quickly relieved and often cleared Holiday Should Be Planned cheaper?" P erhaps you could find Sm ith—No. th a t's Just the p o in t and o p a tlilr mid lllo u lie m ic l ’r**i»wrNt Ions h ea ls b u rn ing. Itch in g and to rtu rin g N o m e |»<»NtpHld ways to earn a bit here nnd there, too, He didn’t. ____ away by a few applications of to all part« o f th e w orld M an­ «kin diHeuflca. It In sta n tly stupa the pain «••nt ual and b o o k let» free Hal.suy Bro» <’o., t ill to add to your funds, If you see no and Saved For. of burn«. 4te a la w ith o u t sca rs 30c and Rt. C lair St . C hicago. Ill KMahllRhad 1 «55. 60c. A sk your d r u g g ist, or send 30c to way to su b tract anything from what C old C riticism The J. W. t-ole Co., 127 8. Euclid Av«.. you already have. (P r ep a red by th e U n ited S ta te s D ep a rt- Oak P a rk , III., for a p a ck a g e.—Adv. m en t o f A g ric u ltu r e.) "You were greeted with song nnd If you are the head o f the family Are you going to have a vacation of rem arked the adm iring you will have to include the entire compliment,” A t T ra in in g C am p friend. some sort this year? You need a STATE APPROVED LANDS family In your plans. Ax on a larger Substitute fo r Sun Lady Visitor (w atching pugilist change, some fun, some rest, some­ "I w as,” answ ered Senator Sorghum. Hinail Improved farm« lb well ealahllshed sum, and get everybody to co-operate. D w ellers In smoke-shrouded cities thing new to think about, w hether "The singers w ere off the key and the shadow -boxing)—And Is lie really try- I settlement. Fruit, alfalfa, dairy, hog», poul­ It w orks out the sam e way as for an and such as sleep by day and work you happen to be a high school stu ­ try. Churches, high school, grammar schools. complim entary orators did not know lug to lilt Ills own shadow? T rain e r—T h a t's right, miss. Also unimproved lands with llrst water rights. by night can make up w hat they dent, a busy mother, or th e fath er of Individual. If you have never lived what they were talking about. O th e r hy a budget, don’t w ait until the Arst Lady V isitor—Good heaven*. Poor , Easy terms. Write ft «n o Farm. Kerman. Calif. suffer from lack of sufficient sunshine a family. Every one needs a holiday wise, the occasion was a grund suc­ darling. How long has he been like by the use of electric sun baths, ac­ occasionally. B etter work as well as of Jan u ary to moke one. You can be­ cess.”—W ashington Star, W . N. U„ P O R T L A N D , NO. 14-1927^ th a t? —P assing Show. cording to an em inent B ritish health b etter health is a result of even a gin any time. The United S tates De­ partm en t of A griculture has a publi­ authority . Prolonged periods o f wet brief change. A N D S T IL L A N O T H E R P h lo x as N a tio n a l F lo w e r cation th at will tell you how to go S ore and Inflam ed eyaa. atlas and granola- ! w eather tend noticeably to Increase D on’t say you haven't time, or th at tlona h e a le d p rom p tly by n la h tly use o f The phlox was suggested us a na­ the spread of sickness In large cities, you can’t be spared. T h at ancient about m aking a budget th a t will help R o m a n R y e B a la a m 36 cant». A dv. tional flower hy Dr. E dw ard W herry, and pulm onary diseases nre prevalent superstition has been long since ex­ you spread your Income over a vuca of the A gricultural departm ent, in ad­ w here sunlight Is lacking, as are many ploded by th a t busiest of Indispensa­ tion and o th er needed items. S im ila r dressing tin* Wildflower Preservation ailm ents peculiar to children. Elec­ ble persons, the farm er's wife. Every Alice— Why don’t you tell Rod society nt W ashington, says the P ath ­ tric sun baths, the B ritish physician sum m er hundreds of farm women now frankly th at you don’t like him as finder Magazine. At various lime* Different Methods of referred to declares, offer a satisfac­ well as Ted? m anage to get to m others’ camps for tiie columbine, goldenrod, dogwood, tory su b stitu te for n atu re's own. Cooking Eggs for Table Je a n —I can't. I’m not sure th a t m ountulu laurel and trailing arbutus a complete change for a few days, re­ Ted will propose. The tem p eratu re of cooking affects turning to th eir fam ilies refreshed In have been proposed, hut congress Ini* DEM AN D “ B AYER” ASPIRIN mind and spirit, full of new ideas and m arkedly the consistency of eggs. not given any (lower sutdi distinction. P E R M A N E N T R E L IE F F O R ECZEM A Lower tem peratures coagulate the happy recollections. U se d by n oted d o cto r 40 yra. Is>n't ord er Some stales, however, have adopted T ak e T ablets W ithout F e a r If You Don’t say you can’t afford a vaca­ white Into a tender. Jelly-like mass and an lcsa you w ill fo llo w d irectio n « Send 12 or sta te (lowers. w rite M A D D E N C O M PAN Y , B o a «»3. El See the S afety “ Bayer Cross.” tion. T here are ail sorts of vacations allow the yolk to rem ain soft. Egg« Paao. T exan, fo r fu ll In fo rm a tio n .— A dv. to be chosen—sh o rt ones, long ones, so cooked a re considered to be more A S tiff Job W arning! U nless you see the name Inexpensive ones, elaborate ones. If easily digested than those toughened W hen the engine of an autom obile “Ah, my friend, you seem to hav* “B ayer” on package o r on tab lets you you can ’t take a train trip, how about and hardened at higher tem peratures equipped with a new therm ostatic de­ u very stiff neck." a re not g etting th e genuine Bayer the fam ily car? If you can’t go to a and for this reason coddling, rather vice overheats the car's born I* “Yes. I got it while sketching In A spirin proved safe by m illions and hotel, try camping. Decide about than boiling. Is recommended as a way Bounded. Italy." prescribed by physicians fo r 20 years. w hat you could afford—If yon could of cooking eggs for children and per She— What do you hope to gain "In an accident?” Say "B ayer" when you buy A spirin put aside a little bit every week from sons of delicate digestion. Different All fam ily trees have more or less by kissing me? No, I painted the Leaning Tower Im itatio n s may prove dangerous.—Adv now until midsummer. A vacation methods of handling can also greatly shade. He—A nother kiss. of Pisa.”—Kondagsnlsse Strlx. doesn’t usually Just happen. It has to change the consistency and appear L a k e M ic h ig a n ’s D istinction be planned for and saved for. The ance of egg dishes. S tirring while On One Condition L ake Michigan is the only one o| sooner you begin to get ready for it, cooking, for example, m akes scram “Could you let me have $20 on this th e G reat Lakes lying wholly w ithin the more you have In reserve to spend bled eggs, and beating a ir In before th e boundary o f th e United States, on pleasant things. T here are now cooking, the Auffy omelet. In Roufflcs tult of clothes?” Paw nbroker (eyeing the suit up and says the D earborn Independent. only 14 or 15 weeks of spring and cakes and o th er baked products eggr dow n)—Veil, maybe I could. If tier Is act as binders and serve as a mean.* early sum m er left to devote to saving ■bout $18 in der pockets. Amazing Improvement in Mrs. Jester’s Health Surprise» Tf W orm « or T ap ew orm p ersist in yom for this year's vacation. Next year's of Incorporating air for leavening. In » y tte m . u«e th e re a l ver m ifu g e. Dr. P erry'i Friend». Serious Ailments Caused hy Nervous Break» "D ead S h ot." O nly 60 c e n ts at your drug fund can be started as goon as this sauce, cream Allings, custards, can »1st or n t P earl St.. -N Y. A dv. N o th in g to W o rry A bout one is over. T h a t’s th e b etter plan, dies nnd icings eggs thicken the tnli down Relieved and Strength Restored by Tanlac. Wife (aw akened by a noise)—John I T he longest term of office of a n , but If you haven't given the m atter tu re and give sm oothness of texture lohn, wake up; I heard som ething) Looks and Feels Better Than Ever governm ent official is th a t of the comp much thought before, do th e best you In salad dressings they are the com Hub (drow sily)—Ah, forget It. can from now on. "T anlae has certainly done won­ tnon em ulsifying agent. T h eir adapt tra ile r general and assistan t, who each ders form e; I cannot p raised enough,” Suppose, for example, you have ability to a wide variety of uses Probably Just like a lot of those thing» hold office for 15 years. declares Mrs. T. D. Jester, 12(18 Penn­ your eye on a tw o weeks’ vacation In therefore, as well as th eir high nu you hear at bridge club—purely lnj sylvania Avenue, Kan Diego, Calif. »glnary.—C incinnati Enquirer. tritiv e value, make eggs one of tb« late August, to cost about $40—al­ ‘ I had suffered a nervous break down, If You Need a Tonic, Get though lots of people would manage most popular foods the world over. and for many months afterward I the Best! A M od ern M an continued to get worse and worse, to have a fine tim e for a good deal Fresno, Calif.—"It la not long since lesa money. We’ll suppose yon need despite all the different nerve med­ “You do a lot of baking. Mr*. New­ Pan B ro ilin g a S teak icines I tried. Nothing seemed to I was ail rundown In health and fin­ railroad fare aa well as board money. lywed," smiled Grocer Bill. In pan broiling a »teak, th e pan Is heln until I tried Tan lac. ally decided to try Dr. Plerce'a Gol­ Oount np the Intervening tim e by "Yes." the young bride answered. ‘ I was as near to being a complete bested very hot and Is greased over den Medical Discovery, as I knew weeks. T hree dollars a week set lightly hy wiping with a pleee of suet ’My hubby’s a cake eater."—The Pro­ nervous ami physical wreck as I could of o th er people In my neighborhood aside regularly for these 14 o r 15 so th at the m eat will not stick Using gressive Grocer. be, w ithout entirely collapsing. The who had constantly relied upon Dr. weeks will assure you the am ount nec­ slightest noise would make me w ant a large am ount of grease tougher* the P ierce's rem edies and alw ays re­ essary. It sounds easy, doesn’t It? to scream, and after retiring it would O