- W V W W W O W W W W • Sure Relief S an o m an / V 1»MV »©■ /.¿Jt'lLJB GESTKWJ f/ IKW js c /f 'f -Jr 6 B ella ns Hot water kt- Sure Relief S to ry ELLA NS F O R IN D IG E S T IO N orp HE F airy Queen Is going to give a ball tom orrow evening,” said the Breeze B rothers, "and she w ants you to come. It Is to be a fancy dress ball, and costum es a re to be ilower costumes. "Everyone must look like a flower.” These were the m essages the Breeze B rothers took around with them, and everyone sent buck word to the Fairy Queen th at the Invitation was ac cepted with much pleasure. The next evening everyone came and In the sky Mr. Moon wore his I Let C u tic u ra S o a p Keep Y o u r S k in Fresh and Y o u th fu l __iple Beep, OfntMM.. __ _. , (Mtcers LeberaUrUg. Dap« If. M*14 m M i C a n a d a ’s F is h “ C r o p ” Fish caught around Canada'« coast« and In inland w aters last y ear sold for nearly $.50.000,000. It w as the largest catch since 1020 and exceeded the five-year average by 13 per cent. D E M A N D “ B A Y E R ” A SPIR IN Aaplrln Marked With "B ayer Cross” Has Been Proved Safe by Millions. W arning! U nless you see the name “Rayer” on package or on tab lets you a re not getting the genuine, Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 2(1 years. Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin. Im itations may prove dangerous.—Adv. N ever K nocked Out “W alter, are you ever surprised a t the size of a tip?” "Yes, sir, but seldom stunned.” W rig h t's fnrilfteatton, b iliousn ess. tr ia l boa to Indian V r g s tsh l« P ills oorrret co n stip a tio n . liver co m p la in t, C osts you n o th in « to sen d for 172 Pearl St.. N. Y. A dv. M o d e rn Ilulg—W here's your home? Andhatg—It’s In the gurage Just now.—K ansas City Star. Ilu r n la a S k in D ls r n s r s q u ic k ly r e lie v e d a n d h e a le d b y C o le's C a r h o lls a lv e . la -a v e s no s c a r s . N o m e d i c in e c h e s t c o m p le te w ith o u t it. 30c and SOc a t d r u g g is ts . or J. W. C o le Co.. 127 8. E u c lid A ve., O ak P a r k , 111.— A dv. F ortunately hut few men say whnt they really mean—otherw ise blacked eyes would be more common. i s u ffe re rs fin d g ra te fu l r e lie f in th e e x c lu s iv e m e n th o l blend in L uden's M enthol Cough * « D rops 2 “This Is a knotty case. Eight women on the Jury.” “And the woman you defend?” “Is accused of stealing another woman's cook.” "W hat's w orrying yon?” "I'm afraid they'll hang my client." “ DANDELION BUTTER COLOR” A harm less vegetable h u tte r color used by millions for 50 years. D rug atores and general stores sell bottles o f “D andelion’’ for 35 cents.—Adv. Hum "W ho w as the happiest person at th e wadding?** “Ills form er wife." Stomach or Liver Trouble? Bakersfield, C alif—"I have used Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery for poor blood, torpid liver and stomach disorder and there ii nothing in the world like it to get the human machine clear of the poison» and to get every organ of the body fitting atrong and healthy. I know what I am talking shout for I wai hardly able at times to get to my w rk, feeling mean, sick and rundown all the time I have never had a return of this condition " H. H. Cross, 24lh Fmidio St. AH dealers. Tablets or liquid. You ran get a trial (>kg of tablet» by »ending 10c to Doctor Pierce» Clinic, in Buffalo, N. Y. OTJ. STA FFO R D 'S Inhal« Olirà Tar and ra» . ROUl •»*» ____ r_ Hava CROUP. thrmU. hub Chaw'll« inllu- R ub on chaut lo rem - »« M M W rtk w R atta r«a n a u ra l» ia an d rh<*ua»atbm. ■ALL A tVCKXL. Naw Y act ASTHMA PASTOR KOENIGS NERVINE P R IC E $ • JO A T 1 0 U R DR UG STOW -» HYt r rorfire llo a M tt KOENIG MEDICINE CO- 1045 N WEILS ST. CHICAGO. ILL. è WWNNWNWONNWNWNNNN* crescent-shape suit, which w as one of his very best he considered. He said he couldn't dress like a flower very well as he had no flower costumes but he would do the best he could at the time. And everyone admired Mr. Moon for the Fairy Queen was very fond of Mr. Moon's crescent shape. The F airies were all dressed like little Itluels or Eyehrlghts. They wore-cost limes of blue, with four blue petals coming out from these cos tumes, while the center p a rt was of "W e're d r e s s e d to lo o k lik e flo w e r s. Oh, h a p p in e s s is ours!'* white. (C o p y r ig h t .) As Told by CTHE W H Y o/ Irvin S. Cobb S U P E R STITIO N S TH E LIGHT T H A T FA ILED N OI.D colored man, who had been crippled In the railroad A service, served for many years as a w atchm an at a grade crossing in the outsk irts of a Kentucky town not far from w here I formerly lived. By day he wielded a red flag and by night he swung a lantern. He w as consci entious and wide aw ake and proud of Ills position of responsibility and au th ority Hnd for a long tim e no acci dent occurred to m ar Ills perfect rec ord. Finally, though, one dark night a colored man from the country, driv ing home from town, steered Ills mules across the track Just ns th e Memphis flyer came through and abolished him, along with Ills team and his wagon. His widow sited the railroad for dam ages. At the trial the chief w itness for the defense wits the old crossing watchman. Dressed In his Sunday best Uncle Gnhe stumiied to the stand, took the oath to tell the tru th , the whole truth, I nnd nothing hut the truth. And then, i under prom ptings from the attorney ■ for his side, he proceeded to give testi ’ mony strongly In fa io r of the defend I ant corporation. He staled that he ’ had seen the approaching team In due time, standing In the street, he hnd waved tils lantern to nnd fro for a period of at least one minute. In spite of the warning, lie said, the de ceased had driven upon the rnlls Just as the train whizzed across the street. N aturally, the attorney for the plnlntlff put him to a severe cross ex am ination. Uncle Gnhe answ ered every question readily nnd with evi dent honesty. He told Just how he had held the lantern, how he swung and Joggled It and so forth and so on So convinced w as the Jury by his air of sincerity thnt. Instead of giving a Judgment for th e full amount of dam ages asked, they aw arded the widow only a few hundred dollars- a much sm aller sum than the railroad had figured It m ust pay. A fter court had adjourned the law yer for the railroad sought out the old man and congratulated him upon his behavior as a witness. "Gshe," he said, “you acquitted youq.elf splendidly. W eren't yon at all nervous while on the stand?" “1 sultlnly was. b o s s," replied Uncle Gohe. “I kep’ w onderin' whut w in gxdne happen ef dat wile genelman should ax me If dat lantern wuz lighted " Sr IS« M i-N aught S y n .llest« . By H. I R V I N Q K I N Q M EETIN G A PIG r1 Ol IS had luck on a Jo u rn ey ; to meet a pig while nnd If, on going vis iting, you meet a pig on the way It Is h sign IhHt yon will not be welcome when you arriv e at your destination. These are su p erstitions—or rath er i variation of the sam e superstition— found to lie ra th e r common In Canada and New England and perhaps exist lug In o th er localities. Also some fishermen object to meeting a pig when about to em bark for the fishing grounds, and some old-fashioned sail ors regard the hog askance, if they meet one Just before sailing. T his Idea thnt It Is had luck to en I counter a hog at the beginning of any I enterprise Is a mild form of a sim ilar superstition found among the north ern nations of Europe, especially among the Scottish fishermen, among whom an Intense horror of even the anim al's name prevails. T hnt the hog was connected with moon worship we know and one w rit er says In regard to the superstition under consideration, “All anim als con nected In folklore with the moon are diahollcul, a relic of the autlpalh) of sun w orshipers to moon-worship ers." This an tip athy can only have existed, however, ifniong the Northern nations. The most civilized peoples of antiquity, we know, worshiped both the sun-god and the moon-goddess; conceiving a union lustend of an an tlp ath y between them. But among the N orthern nations sun worship was prom inent; the traces of moon wor ship com paratively few. The dwellers on the misty capes of Scotland and Norway had not the sam e reason to worship the "source of m oisture” ns the E gyptians hnd nnd moon w orship, therefore, may have been considered highly heterodox. As toe su|>erstltlon In question Is a N orthern one. perhaps the explanation cited Is correct. by M cClurs N ew sp a p er S y n S lr a te ) ----------- IV------------ S E R V IC E Among the delights of sum m er auto touring not the least—to the woman, a t any rate. Is noting t i e unusual signs which one sees along the road side, es|ie< ially If the ride gets away from the beaten path. On a recent trip to central Vermont the two signs th at am used the woman most w ere the follow ing: "F resh eggs laid while you w ait.' “T lilv ro a d leads to Lake Arlington —drive In.”—New Y’ork Sun. S e n t im e n t a l C o n v e n ie n c e " It I ever fall in love again,” said Handsome Betty Bronson, the Miss Cayenne, “I’ll fasten my affec- dainty little motion picture actress, ‘ tlons to a m otion-picture sta r.” who is liked so well in “ Everybody’s “How ex trao rd in ary !" Acting.** “Not a t all. It enables you for a small fee to observe the features of the beloved one at your convenience, w ithout being bored h.v Ills conversa- I tion.”— W ashington Star. How It Started CHECK BOOK Sr « a ie n t. I R E S T R A IN T By J e a n N e w t o n T' 1 ALES of beasts nnd anim als are c common In the folklore of all na tions. But it Is a circum stance th a t started llie practice of using these tales to make a prtlnt, as a vehicle for satire or moral teaching, th at we owe w hat has become an institution on the lookshelf of every child, our collec tion of “.Aesop's Fables.” Though we call them “Aesop's Failles,” the little stories know'll by that name have come down io us from lie lips of many story tellers of an ient tim es and the hards of the Mid die Ages. T heir common character, however, of showing the rew ards of virtue and the penalties of selfishness und other vices, had its origin with the u n d en t Greeks u fler whom they are named. During the e|Mich of the T y ran ts n Greece free speech was dangerous, and political criticism unwise. It was hen that one Aesop, an educated slave of Samos, conceived the idea of p u t ting over utlucks mi the governm ent elled in fHhles. The practice was taken up all over Greece and there a fter it was his nam e th at was given to all fuhles—Hiiimal tales whose ole Ject was satire or moral teaching. When free speech Was established In the Greek democracy the custom of using failles to prove a point and to teach was continued. Then, or about the year 800 B. D em etrius I’hale reus, founder of the A lexandria li brary, collected all the fables he could find and gave them the title of "A s sem bles of Aesoplc T ales." These and the sim ilar tales which have come lown from ancient India, w here the fable was also used for moral teach ing, form the hulk of w hat we know oday us “Aesop's Fables." T he wise pioneer women learned to gather, In woods and fields, the reme- " dies the Indians used. F r o m the ra fte rs of colonial houses, hung great bunches of dried r o o t s an d herbs From t h e s e , in tim es of sickness, th e busy mother brewed sim ple aud pow erful remedies From roots and herbs, L y d i a E. ------------------------P ln k h am ,a descend a n t of these stu rd y pioneers, made her Vegetable Compound. T he beneficial «Sects of th is dependable m edicine are vouched for by h undreds of women Mrs. Wm. K ra ft of 2838 Vlnewood Ave., D etroit, Mich., saw a Plnkham ad vertisem ent In the "News" one day and m ade up h er m ind th a t she would give th e Compound a tria l A t th a t tim e she w as very weak. "A fter th e first bot tle,” she w rites, “ I began to feel better and like a new woman a fte r taking six bottles. I recom mend It to others and alw ays keep a bottle in the house.” Mrs. O ust G reen of 401 Lincoln Park Boulevard, Rockford, Illinois, found herself In a condition sim ilar to th at of Mrs. K raft. “ I w as weak and run down,” she w rites, “but the Vegetable Compound has helped m e and I feel b etter now. I recom mend It to all women w ho need m ore stren g th .” J u s tic e f o r G o ld e n r o d A E S O P ’S F A BLES Mr. N uvorlch—C harles a spendthrift th an ever I restrain him ? Mrs. N uvorlch (and Why not try giving him a my dear? Is more of How can I Ig n o ran t)— check book, H e l l o H e t t ie s T h e g i r l s up a t C e n tr a l K e e p b u s y a ll d a y . W h e n e v e r I s e e th e m T h e y 'r e p lu g g in g a w a y . The goldenrod w as once popular, anil loved by the poets, hut w as later banned because of th e accusation that It w as the cause of hay fever. Now rutr.ors Indicate th a t Justice Is about to be done and the goldenrod restored to Its old place In popular favor. The ragweed, and not th e goldenrod. Is now thought to be the offender. There a re 37 varieties of the goldenrod and some of these varieties may be found In nearly every sta te In the Union. T hus goldenrod lovers will welcome Its restoration. F o r o v er n ig h t r e lie f to Inflam ed eyen an d ■ties u»e R o m a n E y e B altiam . O nce tried , a lw a y s p referred . 372 P ea rl 8 t., N. Y. A dv. P ardon others often, thyself never. —Publius Syrus. Soft w ords often solve hard prob lems. PRICE INTRODUCE ORY OFFER TO D IA B E T IC S Z '2. < T h a t ’s T h a t “W hat Is rutio?” asked the pro- fessor. “ltatlh Is proportion,” said the stu dent. "W hnt Is proportion?” “P roportion Is ratio.” "B ut w hat a re ratio and propor tion?" •'Each other." Money Back i f Tfoi S a tis fie d K n e w H o w H e D id I t X — Funny th a t Browne should have such a strong aversion to borrowing, Isn't It? Y—Yes. How much did he Induce you to force upon him?—S tray Stories. L IV E D IN A G L A S S H O U SE (C o p y r ig h t.) 'R a y m o n d <5mith says: - " 9 ltw 7 ? & £ )0 c & z ,r C a n W H E N I W AS T W E N T Y -O N E BY J O S E P H KAYE AT 21—Florenz Ziegfeld’s G reat Am bition W as to Become a Concert P ian ist. “A T T H E age of twenty-one I was cal Institute, founded h.v my father In 1SO7. w here nil branches of u uslcal a rt w ere taught. "My am bition then was to become i great pianist, hut soon this dyslre gave way to som ething very different. T w enty-three found me studying at college and the greatest am bition of my life had changed from pinnl-'t to doctor. A fter that, the life work th at I dream ed of was medicine.—H o re n / Zlegfeld." TODAY—Zlegfeld may h e called a student of anatom y, hut not in con nection with medicine, lie has a de served reputation for being th e best Judge of fem inine beauty In America, and In the possession of this power has made his "Follies" a reigning In stltutton In this country. Zlegfeld was the first to give A m er ica the form of entertainm ent known as the "revue." and which Is so popu lar and so standard now He started the Follies 17 years ago and with each new annual edition it has re ceived more acclaim and become the lender In Its field despite the fact th at so many entertainm ents of this kind are produced every season. In Zleg- feld's case has been proven once more th at the originators of any popular product rem ain first choice w ith the buyers. The Follies was not ZIegfeld's first theatrical enterprise. It w as he who exhibited Sandow, the fam ous strong man, Io Americans and reaped a fo r tune from this enterprise both for his charge and himself. t® Inc ) ——— O — — A fog In the A tlantic o<-ean Is usual ly about thirty miles In diam eter. FOREFATHERS W o m e n P r e p a r e d T h e ir O w n M edicines Old Mr. G iant cam e dressed In costume to muke him look like the In dlan or Wild Tobacco Flower. Witty Witch cam e dressed In the costum e of the C ardinal Flower, an< the bright scarlet of her costum e was much admired. The Elves wore costumes so that they looked like Black-Eyed Susans or Yellow Daisies. And they wore breeches which were very course and rough to show th at Black Eyed Susans had very coarse stems. The Gnomes wore costum es so th at they looked like Violets. Some looked like Yellow Violets and some like Long Stemmed Purple ones. O thers looked like W hite Violets and some were like little Purple Violets alm ost hidden under th eir leaves. Then they all danced.' Such a dunce ns It was. And so lovely a sight as It whs to see ail the F airyland people dressed in th eir beautiful flower cos tumes. They had a delicious woodland sup per with Moss Ice Cream which the Fairy Queen had made herself. And then, a fter supper was over and Mr. Moon had laughingly refused to eat anything saying th a t If he did he feared th u t he would have Moon In digestion, the Fairy Queen sang a song she hud made up especially for the occasion. But th ere was a lot of Joking about Mr. Moon and Ids indigestion first. He was asked w hat Moon Indigestion was. and he sold that It was Indiges tion people hail when they couldn't think of w hat they had eaten to give them indigestion und then saw the Moon and said the Moon must have given It to them. He said lie had never heard anyone say that, hut lie had to think of an answ er so quickly to the Fairyland people th at th a t was th e best he could do upon such short n o tic e ! But lie said lie was sure that If he ale he would have Indigestion and then they'd have to semi a hot w ater hottie up to the sky and u warm blanket to cover over him. and he would h ate to have to put them to all th at trouble. So he refused th eir kind offer of food. Then came the Fairy Queen's song and It ended up with these lines which all Joined In sin g in g : . B a d O u t lo o k Epilepsy Nervousness b Sleeplessness. Then, They All Danced! Dance as It Was. 19213867 B ron son M a r th a M a r tin F A IR Y Q U E E N ’S BALL 254 and 754 P kgs. Sold Everywhere And B e tty The F lo rist—You're a liar, sir! W hat have you to sn.v to th a t? O ther M an—OtHy this—people who live tu glass houses shouldn’t throw atones. P itia b le Jhree Uears ago / Idas rejected b y mu fife Insurance Co ¿ecause Mt/ B /oed SugafTèst was Zoo Thad the best Medical Treatment known. effo help1 ¿Then a Tfiend ut ho War cured o f Diabetes brought me the Herb Tea that helped him ¿This Herb 'Tea. u)as the re su lt ot a “Instant e ffect in mu case— im - prodement m I W eek. •nt noticeable notte improiTement in a month - 77ou) Stood Sugar doidn to 9 0 and F o r s h e e r h ard lu c k T h is c o p s th e w r e a t h — C orn o n th e cob A nd n o fr o n t te e th . átti tkc tfuc&u. tffttatíÁ ! O t h e r w is e E m p lo y e d rig h t aida g io drink m o rn in g a n d Gdentng— F irst Schem er—If we do th at Crabb Is sure to point the accusing finger. Second Schem er—In th at case we m ust m ake room for It in the pie. •ru.___ "Euery Diabetic should s ta r t ^-¡TtGMMSjfO UJJPOPICAL ] HERB/ DIABETES M a y b e So "W hat are you gazing at so Intent ly In the garden?" “Been studying this ant. He Isn't w orking.” “Possibly he has set up as an effl clency expert." “Tfade a Blood Test a n d UrineTest TTouT-drirtk the'T&a tu)ice a da g to r a Month- then hade a neu ). B lo o d o arM U rine st a n d — / , un n e T n e •se ''¿R J r 1Tn/ytct^r¡ n fa c v t/r T V v n t f W o u ld T a k e C a r e o f T h e m New Lodger (as reported In H um or is t)—By the way, Mrs Mtggs, I have a few- Idiosyncrasies. Landlady—T hat'll be nil right, s ir; I’ll see th a t they nre carefully dusted. Qlcohol-7lo Drugs HALF-PRICE O fC Z R , IngramtTrbpicalTterbs I A s s u re d Fawlen Do you believe In love at first sight? Arches Certainly not! Faw len—Well, don't be discour aged 1 11 let you see me again.— Pathfinder. Sr M cClure N vw rpapvr S y n d ica te.) --------©------- T h a t H e lp s T hree la the magic num ber of 4 household In Pantygog. Wales, where trip lets have arrived for the third time. The mother Is herself one of a trio and her husband also Is a triplet. “Ethel Is taking violin lessons." “Is she? Why, the |>oor girl hasn't the slightest ear for music." “I know. But she has such beauti ful elbows.”—Pathfinder. ! • SiS Sandesebre ¡annhuctsco • '»rantation m U io u I ! on nty fiarte I * O «4 W /J JFAZ) r O M F A N O FACIAL ERUPTIONS I unsigbtl unsightly and annerine—im proved by one application of R e s in o ! »