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HE F airy Queen Is going to give
a ball tom orrow evening,” said
the Breeze B rothers, "and she w ants
you to come. It Is to be a fancy dress
ball, and costum es a re to be ilower
costumes.
"Everyone must look like a flower.”
These were the m essages the Breeze
B rothers took around with them, and
everyone sent buck word to the Fairy
Queen th at the Invitation was ac­
cepted with much pleasure.
The next evening everyone came
and In the sky Mr. Moon wore his
I
Let C u tic u ra S o a p
Keep Y o u r S k in
Fresh and Y o u th fu l
__iple Beep, OfntMM.. __ _.
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(Mtcers LeberaUrUg. Dap« If. M*14 m M i
C a n a d a ’s F is h “ C r o p ”
Fish caught around Canada'« coast«
and In inland w aters last y ear sold
for nearly $.50.000,000. It w as the
largest catch since 1020 and exceeded
the five-year average by 13 per cent.
D E M A N D “ B A Y E R ” A SPIR IN
Aaplrln Marked With "B ayer Cross”
Has Been Proved Safe by Millions.
W arning! U nless you see the name
“Rayer” on package or on tab lets you
a re not getting the genuine, Bayer
Aspirin proved safe by millions and
prescribed by physicians for 2(1 years.
Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin.
Im itations may prove dangerous.—Adv.
N ever K nocked
Out
“W alter, are you ever surprised a t
the size of a tip?”
"Yes, sir, but seldom stunned.”
W rig h t's
fnrilfteatton,
b iliousn ess.
tr ia l boa to
Indian V r g s tsh l« P ills oorrret
co n stip a tio n . liver co m p la in t,
C osts you n o th in « to sen d for
172 Pearl St.. N. Y. A dv.
M o d e rn
Ilulg—W here's your home?
Andhatg—It’s In the gurage Just
now.—K ansas City Star.
Ilu r n la a
S k in
D ls r n s r s
q u ic k ly r e lie v e d a n d h e a le d b y C o le's
C a r h o lls a lv e . la -a v e s no s c a r s . N o m e d i­
c in e c h e s t c o m p le te w ith o u t it. 30c and
SOc a t d r u g g is ts . or J. W. C o le Co.. 127
8. E u c lid A ve., O ak P a r k , 111.— A dv.
F ortunately hut few men say whnt
they really mean—otherw ise blacked
eyes would be more common.
i
s u ffe re rs
fin d g ra te fu l r e lie f in th e
e x c lu s iv e m e n th o l blend
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“This Is a knotty case. Eight women
on the Jury.”
“And the woman you defend?”
“Is accused of stealing another
woman's cook.”
"W hat's w orrying yon?”
"I'm afraid they'll hang my client."
“ DANDELION BUTTER COLOR”
A harm less vegetable h u tte r color
used by millions for 50 years. D rug
atores and general stores sell bottles
o f “D andelion’’ for 35 cents.—Adv.
Hum
"W ho w as the happiest person at
th e wadding?**
“Ills form er wife."
Stomach or Liver Trouble?
Bakersfield, C alif—"I have used Dr.
Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery for
poor blood, torpid
liver and stomach
disorder and there
ii nothing in the
world like it to get
the human machine
clear of the poison»
and to get every
organ of the body
fitting atrong and
healthy.
I know
what I am talking
shout for I wai
hardly able at times to get to my w rk,
feeling mean, sick and rundown all the
time I have never had a return of this
condition " H. H. Cross, 24lh Fmidio
St. AH dealers. Tablets or liquid.
You ran get a trial (>kg of tablet»
by »ending 10c to Doctor Pierce»
Clinic, in Buffalo, N. Y.
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crescent-shape suit, which w as one of
his very best he considered.
He said he couldn't dress like a
flower very well as he had no flower
costumes but he would do the best he
could at the time.
And everyone admired Mr. Moon for
the Fairy Queen was very fond of
Mr. Moon's crescent shape.
The F airies were all dressed like
little Itluels or Eyehrlghts.
They
wore-cost limes of blue, with four blue
petals coming out from these cos­
tumes, while the center p a rt was of "W e're d r e s s e d to lo o k lik e flo w e r s.
Oh, h a p p in e s s is ours!'*
white.
(C o p y r ig h t .)
As Told by
CTHE W H Y o/
Irvin S. Cobb
S U P E R STITIO N S
TH E LIGHT T H A T FA ILED
N OI.D colored man, who had
been crippled In the railroad
A
service, served for many years as a
w atchm an at a grade crossing in the
outsk irts of a Kentucky town not far
from w here I formerly lived. By day
he wielded a red flag and by night he
swung a lantern. He w as consci­
entious and wide aw ake and proud of
Ills position of responsibility and au ­
th ority Hnd for a long tim e no acci­
dent occurred to m ar Ills perfect rec­
ord.
Finally, though, one dark night a
colored man from the country, driv­
ing home from town, steered Ills mules
across the track Just ns th e Memphis
flyer came through and abolished him,
along with Ills team and his wagon.
His widow sited the railroad for dam ­
ages. At the trial the chief w itness
for the defense wits the old crossing
watchman.
Dressed In his Sunday best Uncle
Gnhe stumiied to the stand, took the
oath to tell the tru th , the whole truth,
I nnd nothing hut the truth. And then,
i under prom ptings from the attorney
■ for his side, he proceeded to give testi­
’ mony strongly In fa io r of the defend­
I ant corporation. He staled that he
’
had seen the approaching team In due
time, standing In the street, he hnd
waved tils lantern to nnd fro for a
period of at least one minute.
In
spite of the warning, lie said, the de­
ceased had driven upon the rnlls Just
as the train whizzed across the street.
N aturally, the attorney for the
plnlntlff put him to a severe cross ex­
am ination. Uncle Gnhe answ ered
every question readily nnd with evi­
dent honesty. He told Just how he
had held the lantern, how he swung
and Joggled It and so forth and so on
So convinced w as the Jury by his air
of sincerity thnt. Instead of giving a
Judgment for th e full amount of dam ­
ages asked, they aw arded the widow
only a few hundred dollars- a much
sm aller sum than the railroad had
figured It m ust pay.
A fter court had adjourned the law ­
yer for the railroad sought out the
old man and congratulated him upon
his behavior as a witness.
"Gshe," he said, “you acquitted
youq.elf splendidly. W eren't yon at
all nervous while on the stand?"
“1 sultlnly was. b o s s," replied Uncle
Gohe. “I kep’ w onderin' whut w in
gxdne happen ef dat wile genelman
should ax me If dat lantern wuz
lighted "
Sr IS« M i-N aught S y n .llest« .
By
H.
I R V I N Q
K I N Q
M EETIN G A PIG
r1 Ol IS had luck
on a Jo u rn ey ;
to meet a pig while
nnd If, on going vis­
iting, you meet a pig on the way It
Is h sign IhHt yon will not be welcome
when you arriv e at your destination.
These are su p erstitions—or rath er i
variation of the sam e superstition—
found to lie ra th e r common In Canada
and New England and perhaps exist
lug In o th er localities.
Also some
fishermen object to meeting a pig
when about to em bark for the fishing
grounds, and some old-fashioned sail
ors regard the hog askance, if they
meet one Just before sailing.
T his Idea thnt It Is had luck to en
I counter a hog at the beginning of any
I enterprise Is a mild form of a sim ilar
superstition found among the north
ern nations of Europe, especially
among the Scottish fishermen, among
whom an Intense horror of even the
anim al's name prevails.
T hnt the hog was connected with
moon worship we know and one w rit­
er says In regard to the superstition
under consideration, “All anim als con
nected In folklore with the moon are
diahollcul, a relic of the autlpalh)
of sun w orshipers to moon-worship­
ers." This an tip athy can only have
existed, however, ifniong the Northern
nations. The most civilized peoples
of antiquity, we know, worshiped both
the sun-god and the moon-goddess;
conceiving a union lustend of an an
tlp ath y between them. But among the
N orthern nations sun worship was
prom inent; the traces of moon wor
ship com paratively few. The dwellers
on the misty capes of Scotland and
Norway had not the sam e reason to
worship the "source of m oisture” ns
the E gyptians hnd nnd moon w orship,
therefore, may have been considered
highly heterodox. As toe su|>erstltlon
In question Is a N orthern one. perhaps
the explanation cited Is correct.
by M cClurs N ew sp a p er S y n S lr a te )
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S E R V IC E
Among the delights of sum m er auto
touring not the least—to the woman,
a t any rate. Is noting t i e unusual
signs which one sees along the road­
side, es|ie< ially If the ride gets away
from the beaten path.
On a recent trip to central Vermont
the two signs th at am used the woman
most w ere the follow ing:
"F resh eggs laid while you w ait.'
“T lilv ro a d leads to Lake Arlington
—drive In.”—New Y’ork Sun.
S e n t im e n t a l C o n v e n ie n c e
" It I ever fall in love again,” said
Handsome
Betty
Bronson,
the Miss Cayenne, “I’ll fasten my affec-
dainty little motion picture actress, ‘ tlons to a m otion-picture sta r.”
who is liked so well in “ Everybody’s
“How ex trao rd in ary !"
Acting.**
“Not a t all. It enables you for a
small fee to observe the features of
the beloved one at your convenience,
w ithout being bored h.v Ills conversa-
I tion.”— W ashington Star.
How It Started
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Sr « a ie n t. I
R E S T R A IN T
By J e a n N e w t o n
T'
1
ALES of beasts nnd anim als are
c
common In the folklore of all na­
tions. But it Is a circum stance th a t
started llie practice of using these
tales to make a prtlnt, as a vehicle for
satire or moral teaching, th at we owe
w hat has become an institution on the
lookshelf of every child, our collec­
tion of “.Aesop's Fables.”
Though we call them “Aesop's
Failles,” the little stories know'll by
that name have come down io us from
lie lips of many story tellers of an­
ient tim es and the hards of the Mid
die Ages. T heir common character,
however, of showing the rew ards of
virtue and the penalties of selfishness
und other vices, had its origin with
the u n d en t Greeks u fler whom they
are named.
During the e|Mich of the T y ran ts
n Greece free speech was dangerous,
and political criticism unwise. It was
hen that one Aesop, an educated slave
of Samos, conceived the idea of p u t­
ting over utlucks mi the governm ent
elled in fHhles. The practice was
taken up all over Greece and there
a fter it was his nam e th at was given
to all fuhles—Hiiimal tales whose ole
Ject was satire or moral teaching.
When free speech Was established
In the Greek democracy the custom of
using failles to prove a point and to
teach was continued. Then, or about
the year 800 B.
D em etrius I’hale
reus, founder of the A lexandria li­
brary, collected all the fables he could
find and gave them the title of "A s­
sem bles of Aesoplc T ales."
These
and the sim ilar tales which have come
lown from ancient India, w here the
fable was also used for moral teach­
ing, form the hulk of w hat we know
oday us “Aesop's Fables."
T he wise pioneer women learned to
gather, In woods and fields, the reme-
"
dies the Indians
used. F r o m the
ra fte rs of colonial
houses, hung great
bunches of dried
r o o t s an d herbs
From t h e s e , in
tim es of sickness,
th e busy mother
brewed sim ple aud
pow erful remedies
From roots and
herbs, L y d i a E.
------------------------P ln k h am ,a descend­
a n t of these stu rd y pioneers, made her
Vegetable Compound. T he beneficial
«Sects of th is dependable m edicine are
vouched for by h undreds of women
Mrs. Wm. K ra ft of 2838 Vlnewood
Ave., D etroit, Mich., saw a Plnkham ad­
vertisem ent In the "News" one day and
m ade up h er m ind th a t she would give
th e Compound a tria l A t th a t tim e she
w as very weak. "A fter th e first bot­
tle,” she w rites, “ I began to feel better
and like a new woman a fte r taking six
bottles. I recom mend It to others and
alw ays keep a bottle in the house.”
Mrs. O ust G reen of 401 Lincoln Park
Boulevard, Rockford, Illinois, found
herself In a condition sim ilar to th at
of Mrs. K raft. “ I w as weak and run­
down,” she w rites, “but the Vegetable
Compound has helped m e and I feel
b etter now. I recom mend It to all
women w ho need m ore stren g th .”
J u s tic e f o r G o ld e n r o d
A E S O P ’S F A BLES
Mr. N uvorlch—C harles
a spendthrift th an ever I
restrain him ?
Mrs. N uvorlch (and
Why not try giving him a
my dear?
Is more of
How can I
Ig n o ran t)—
check book,
H e l l o H e t t ie s
T h e g i r l s up a t C e n tr a l
K e e p b u s y a ll d a y .
W h e n e v e r I s e e th e m
T h e y 'r e p lu g g in g a w a y .
The goldenrod w as once popular,
anil loved by the poets, hut w as later
banned because of th e accusation that
It w as the cause of hay fever. Now
rutr.ors Indicate th a t Justice Is about
to be done and the goldenrod restored
to Its old place In popular favor. The
ragweed, and not th e goldenrod. Is
now thought to be the offender. There
a re 37 varieties of the goldenrod and
some of these varieties may be found
In nearly every sta te In the Union.
T hus goldenrod lovers will welcome
Its restoration.
F o r o v er n ig h t r e lie f to Inflam ed eyen an d
■ties u»e R o m a n E y e B altiam . O nce tried ,
a lw a y s p referred . 372 P ea rl 8 t., N. Y. A dv.
P ardon others often, thyself never.
—Publius Syrus.
Soft w ords often solve hard prob­
lems.
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T h a t ’s T h a t
“W hat Is rutio?” asked the pro-
fessor.
“ltatlh Is proportion,” said the stu
dent.
"W hnt Is proportion?”
“P roportion Is ratio.”
"B ut w hat a re ratio and propor­
tion?"
•'Each other."
Money Back i f Tfoi S a tis fie d
K n e w H o w H e D id I t
X — Funny th a t Browne should have
such a strong aversion to borrowing,
Isn't It?
Y—Yes. How much did he Induce
you to force upon him?—S tray Stories.
L IV E D IN A G L A S S H O U SE
(C o p y r ig h t.)
'R a y m o n d <5mith says: -
" 9 ltw 7 ? & £ )0 c & z ,r C a n
W H E N I W AS
T W E N T Y -O N E
BY J O S E P H
KAYE
AT 21—Florenz Ziegfeld’s G reat Am­
bition W as to Become a Concert P ian­
ist.
“A
T T H E age of twenty-one I was
cal Institute, founded h.v my father In
1SO7. w here nil branches of u uslcal
a rt w ere taught.
"My am bition then was to become i
great pianist, hut soon this dyslre
gave way to som ething very different.
T w enty-three found me studying at
college and the greatest am bition of
my life had changed from pinnl-'t to
doctor. A fter that, the life work th at
I dream ed of was medicine.—H o re n /
Zlegfeld."
TODAY—Zlegfeld may h e called a
student of anatom y, hut not in con­
nection with medicine, lie has a de­
served reputation for being th e best
Judge of fem inine beauty In America,
and In the possession of this power
has made his "Follies" a reigning In
stltutton In this country.
Zlegfeld was the first to give A m er­
ica the form of entertainm ent known
as the "revue." and which Is so popu­
lar and so standard now He started
the Follies 17 years ago and with
each new annual edition it has re­
ceived more acclaim and become the
lender In Its field despite the fact th at
so many entertainm ents of this kind
are produced every season. In Zleg-
feld's case has been proven once more
th at the originators of any popular
product rem ain first choice w ith the
buyers.
The Follies was not ZIegfeld's first
theatrical enterprise. It w as he who
exhibited Sandow, the fam ous strong
man, Io Americans and reaped a fo r­
tune from this enterprise both for his
charge and himself.
t®
Inc )
——— O — —
A fog In the A tlantic o<-ean Is usual­
ly about thirty miles In diam eter.
FOREFATHERS
W o m e n P r e p a r e d T h e ir
O w n M edicines
Old Mr. G iant cam e dressed In
costume to muke him look like the In
dlan or Wild Tobacco Flower.
Witty Witch cam e dressed In the
costum e of the C ardinal Flower, an<
the bright scarlet of her costum e was
much admired.
The Elves wore costumes so that
they looked like Black-Eyed Susans
or Yellow Daisies. And they wore
breeches which were very course and
rough to show th at Black Eyed Susans
had very coarse stems.
The Gnomes wore costum es so th at
they looked like Violets. Some looked
like Yellow Violets and some like
Long Stemmed Purple ones.
O thers looked like W hite Violets and
some were like little Purple Violets
alm ost hidden under th eir leaves.
Then they all danced.' Such a dunce
ns It was. And so lovely a sight as It
whs to see ail the F airyland people
dressed in th eir beautiful flower cos
tumes.
They had a delicious woodland sup
per with Moss Ice Cream which the
Fairy Queen had made herself.
And then, a fter supper was over and
Mr. Moon had laughingly refused to
eat anything saying th a t If he did he
feared th u t he would have Moon In­
digestion, the Fairy Queen sang a
song she hud made up especially for
the occasion.
But th ere was a lot of Joking about
Mr. Moon and Ids indigestion first.
He was asked w hat Moon Indigestion
was. and he sold that It was Indiges­
tion people hail when they couldn't
think of w hat they had eaten to give
them indigestion und then saw the
Moon and said the Moon must have
given It to them.
He said lie had never heard anyone
say that, hut lie had to think of an
answ er so quickly to the Fairyland
people th at th a t was th e best he
could do upon such short n o tic e !
But lie said lie was sure that If he
ale he would have Indigestion and
then they'd have to semi a hot w ater
hottie up to the sky and u warm
blanket to cover over him. and he
would h ate to have to put them to all
th at trouble.
So he refused th eir kind offer of
food.
Then came the Fairy Queen's song
and It ended up with these lines which
all Joined In sin g in g :
.
B a d O u t lo o k
Epilepsy
Nervousness b
Sleeplessness.
Then, They All Danced!
Dance as It Was.
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254 and 754 P kgs. Sold Everywhere
And
B e tty
The F lo rist—You're a liar, sir!
W hat have you to sn.v to th a t?
O ther M an—OtHy this—people who
live tu glass houses shouldn’t throw
atones.
P itia b le
Jhree Uears ago / Idas rejected
b y mu fife Insurance Co ¿ecause
Mt/ B /oed SugafTèst was Zoo Thad
the best Medical Treatment known.
effo help1 ¿Then a Tfiend ut ho War
cured o f Diabetes brought me the
Herb Tea that helped him
¿This Herb 'Tea. u)as the re su lt ot a
“Instant e ffect in mu case— im -
prodement
m I W eek.
•nt noticeable
notte
improiTement in a month -
77ou) Stood Sugar doidn to 9 0 and
F o r s h e e r h ard lu c k
T h is c o p s th e w r e a t h —
C orn o n th e cob
A nd n o fr o n t te e th .
átti tkc tfuc&u. tffttatíÁ !
O t h e r w is e E m p lo y e d
rig h t aida g io drink m o rn in g
a n d Gdentng—
F irst Schem er—If we do th at Crabb
Is sure to point the accusing finger.
Second Schem er—In th at case we
m ust m ake room for It in the pie.
•ru.___
"Euery
Diabetic should s ta r t
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HERB/
DIABETES
M a y b e So
"W hat are you gazing at so Intent­
ly In the garden?"
“Been studying this ant. He Isn't
w orking.”
“Possibly he has set up as an effl
clency expert."
“Tfade a Blood Test a n d UrineTest
TTouT-drirtk the'T&a tu)ice a da g
to r a Month- then hade a neu ).
B lo o d o arM
U rine
st a n d —
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n e T n e •se
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n fa c v t/r T V v n t f
W o u ld T a k e C a r e o f T h e m
New Lodger (as reported In H um or­
is t)—By the way, Mrs Mtggs, I have
a few- Idiosyncrasies.
Landlady—T hat'll be nil right, s ir;
I’ll see th a t they nre carefully dusted.
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A s s u re d
Fawlen Do you believe In love at
first sight?
Arches Certainly not!
Faw len—Well, don't be discour­
aged 1 11 let you see me again.—
Pathfinder.
Sr M cClure N vw rpapvr S y n d ica te.)
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T h a t H e lp s
T hree la the magic num ber of 4
household In Pantygog. Wales, where
trip lets have arrived for the third
time. The mother Is herself one of a
trio and her husband also Is a triplet.
“Ethel Is taking violin lessons."
“Is she? Why, the |>oor girl hasn't
the slightest ear for music."
“I know. But she has such beauti­
ful elbows.”—Pathfinder.
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