Rural enterprise. (Halsey, Or.) 1924-1927, October 13, 1926, Image 6

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    OUR COMIC SECTION
SAY “ BAYER A S P IR IN ” -
Unless you see the “ Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not
getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by mil­
lions and prescribed by physicians over 25 years for
Here is a treat that can’t
be beat! Benefit and plea­
sure in generous measure!
GUO
* P ep p erm in t Flavor
Install
CHAMPION
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Colds
Headache
Neuritis
Lumbago
Pain
Neuralgia
Toothache
Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Sparkplugs
Accept on!y "B ayer’ ’ package
which contains proven directions.
NOW/
Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tahleta.
Alao bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists,
A new set will assure easier
w in ter startin g— better
perform ance — save oil
and gas.
Stop at your local dealer's
and hewillsupplyyouwith
a set of the correct type of
Champions for your car.
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THE FEATHERHEADS
The Business of Being Busy
C h a m p io n X —
e x c l u s i v e l y for f v I I z w
Fords — p ack ed v V V
R o lls D o w n
M illio n s in W a te rm e lo n s
Cecil de Xlllle Is quite a boatman,
his "Volga I toil t ma ii” notw ithstanding,
but even he was nonplussed when
som e one sprung on him the un dent
question: "Why do they cull u bout
u she?”
F lually, nfter due dellherntlon D e
Xlille r ep lied : “I expect It’s because
they make u better show ing In the
wind."
W hile the waterm elon Is t. seasonal
delicacy and Is not considered In any
» a y us a food necessity. It Is estim ated
that the w aterm elon crop for th is year
In the tn lte d States will lie worth
»12,004),000.
With one exception, the
crop of 1020 bus been tile greatest lu
history.
('duration la not to teach you to
know so much.
It Is to teach you
to use whut you do know.
“You say you married him for Ilia
money?”
"Yes."
"Ami why did yon divorce httu?"
"I got It."
Ptinama has raised by a national
lottery sufficient funds to com plete
the National Insane asylum.
Wit Is wisdom— sharply |>olnted
FRIGIDAIRE
C ham pio n—fo r m o i
cars o th er th an
Fords — packed •
in the Blue B ox bach
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T h e B a ttle W o n
and
DELCO-LIGHT
Toledo. Ohio
PETALUMA HATCHERY
also m ay be b o u g h t
o n th e GMAC P la n
E s ta b lis h e d 1902 b y L . W . C lark — P o u ltr y sin c e
lbHft. W h ite L e g h o r n s o n ly , th e large, h e a v y la y ­
in g k in d .
T h is h a tc h e r y i s a c c re d ited b y th e
S o n o m a C o u n ty F arm B u rea u , w h ic h g u a r a n te e s
a m o n g o th e r th in g s . CHICKS FROM HEALTHY FLOCKS.
W r ite fo r f r e e C a ta lo g an d F arm B u rea u r e q u ir e ­
m e n ts . T h e p r o fit from F a ll c h ic k s m ig h t s u r p r is e
u. A ll p r e p a id and G u a r a n te e d s a fe d e liv e r y .
C W.
CLARK,
BOX
155,
P E T A L U M A , C A L IF .
WE PAY YOU CASH '“¿ r tffïîïï’
Besides General Motors cars, two
other well-known utilities—prod­
ucts o f General Motors— may be
had on the GMAC Plan of credit
purchase:
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point*. W LUTING GOLD RK E l NI NG CO.. W F ifth
A ve . M5W YORK Bend gien ls now . h r fer e n te » :
ChaAham P h e n ix B ank. New York.
S u re To
Jam es Ford It bodes, the fam ous his­
torian. said at a dinner In B oston:
"In studying great men's lives you
are am azed at the abuse their con- i
tem poraries heap on their best work. '
W agner Is an exam ple. The finer the
m asterpiece W agner turned out. the
viler the ridicule that would he v isited
on him. Jealousy? No, stupidity."
Doctor Rhodes sm iled and ended In j
bis epigram m atic w a y :
"When you put your best foot fore
most people arp sure to step on It."
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
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FOR INDIGESTION
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GENERAL MOTORS
ACCEPTANCE
CORPORATION
CHEVROLET » PONTIAC • OLDSMOBILE
H A U . A RUCKEt. I m .
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New York
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m ohkev
operating the GMAC P la n fnr the [>urcha,e of
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fa r a m r a la t , z m .- v In t l M u u d a of h«aM*.
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Through the GMAC Plan, sound
credit service at very low cost is
available to those w ho desire to
purchase these products out of
income.
~TUA ts
C u tic u r a T alcum
Unadulterated
Exquisitely Scented
W
DELCO-LIGHT electric light and power
plants, which bring the conveniences and
labor-saving devices of the city to the farm.
Your nearest dealer will he glad
to explain how you may adapt the
GMAC Plantoyourrequirem ents.
25$ and 75$ PkSs.Sold Everywhere
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,
FRIGIDAIRE electric refrigerators, in
whose production General Motors has
applied thesame manufacturing processes
which have brought the automobile with­
in reach of the average family.
FRIGIDAIRE • DELCO-LIGHT
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