’ e RURAL ENTERPRISE The Valley of Voices CHAPTER XVI By GEORGE MARSH A of “ T o ile r« o f the T rv il** H h A W h e lp « o f (be W o iT ANIMALS PROVE REAL HEROES IN NEW YORK FIRE Baboon Rescue* Kitten Pat —Monkeys and Canaries Perish. Bluing, th e fa cto r faced th e girl, i Ihe h an d holding the le tte r sh ak in g - from his em otion. "A nd you believed th is w om an— took her w ord ag ain st h is?” N'ew Y ork.—T a le s o f anim al h e ro "W hy not? He a d m itte d th a t I.a- flamme su rp rise d th em .” she an sw ered Ism w ere b rought from a sm oldering ' In a « trained voice, avoiding h e r fa- building In C o rtla n d t s tre e t by fire ! th e r's eyes. "W h at does It m a tte r men who fought flam es th a t cau sed the d e a th s o f 5.000 c an a rie s. 150 p. r I now? I h ave given my w ord." “ Will you tel) me th ia ? ” he d e rots. 40 m onkeys a n d se v e ra l c a ts and m anded. “ You loved thia m an w hen dogs. Several boa c o n stric to rs Inslied he left for hom e In S ep tem b er? I about, te r r o r stric k e n , In th e ir ciiges, know, fo r you w ere happy.” c h a tte re d and p a rro ts H er black eyes m et his bravely. m onkeys "YVhen lie left here I believed in a shrieked, c re a tin g a bedlam o f noises b eau tifu l th in g —hut th a t, som ehow , such us a Jungle e x p lo re r m ight h e a r In a n ig h tm a re. T h e Jungle law of has died." " I f It died,” he answ ered, "w hy, the su rv iv al o f th e fitte st prevailed, when you thought him dead, did you . and the w e a k e r o f th e Im prisoned So frig h te n ed cry night a f te r nig h t—I h e ard you In I c re a tu re s p erish ed . your ro o m ; 1 knew from y o u r p laying i w ere th e boa c o n stric to rs and tw o —why w as th e shock—th e Joy, so | w ild cats th a t th ey w e re rescued g re at when he re tu rn e d to tight fo r w ithout a tte m p tin g to a tta c k th e fire men. u«r Outstanding Hero. She did not answ er. T he o u tsta n d in g hero of th e Are, as “ I believe you love him still, In sp ite of wha* you say. H e ha» loved rep o rte d by firem en, w as a baboon you from the f i r s t ; I could see IL H e , w hich took his In se p ara b le co m p an is sacrificing m uch for us—p ro v in g ion. a k itte n in his a rras, bro k e open his love for you every duy, and yet th e door of his cage und e scap ed to yon allow th is lie of a low w om an to sa fety w ith his c h arg e . In a n o th e r cage firem en said th ey found a m on poison your m ind." W ith a g e stu re of hopelessness, sh e , key crouched In her cage, choked by rose to leave th e room , avoiding his eyes. "I do not know If they can save th e post,” said St. Onge. "I may h ave to | leave th e com pany—a ru in ed m an. j But I tell you this, th a t th e w om an ! who th ro w s aw ay th e love of Mon sletir S teele will live to be h a u u te d by re g re t.” She tu rn ed a whltP fnce lit th e dour, a s she s a id : “You forget th a t I have given M onsieur L uscelles tny prom ise." j F o r tw o day« th e w atch ers of the (C o v r rig h t by the Penn P u b lishing C o ) tru ll v. site d In tlie lr am bush, hut no h unter« o r aearch p a rty left th e poet. T hen, one m orning, ut daylight, from 2 he dazed F renchm an, stopped th e thick scru b of th e sh o re south short in tils rush, rocked on his fe e t— of Ogoke. tw o men looked long through th en stum bled fo rw ard, grasp in g his bino cu lars a t th e chim neys of the knife. As he hurled him self, w ith a «now b lan k e ted cabins, and «railed dow nw ard slash, on th e lietip In the Into each o th e r s w ind-burned fuces snow, he m et an upw ard th ru st w hen they saw th a t from m ore than which burled th e blade of W agosh In h a lf th e re rose no sm oke o f cooking bis body. tires. O f th e group of tip is of bush T hen on th e w hite floor of th e for In d ian s which had d o tted th e clearing est, a m un blinded by flume a n d pow In O ctober, but tw o now rem ained. der. and one m ortally h u rt stru c k and It w as th e tu rn of the old O jlhw ay slashed until stre n g th left th e ir a rm s and tw o young In d ian s to sta n d guard and they lay tog eth er, h u n te r and on th e tra il to th e gam e country. hunted, m otionless, on th e crim soned Michel and Steel w ere too fa r to the snow. south to ov e rta k e I.atlam m e’s men. so T h ere Steele and Michel found they stru c k stra ig h t hack to camp, them. confident o f th e outcom e— for old Wa- “ K nife fig h t!" cried the Iroquois. gosh g u ard ed th e trail. "W h at happen to W agosh gun?" He T h a t m orning, as the s ta r s faded picked up the cheap trade-gun w ith and daw n broke blue and b itte r over Its b u rst breech. "A h-hah! H e get th e e a ste rn ridges, an old tnan with snow een de m uzzle a n ' she b u st w'en h a te In his heart prayed fo r th e com he «'loot." ing of one for whom he had w aited "Too had, poor old m an ! H e could long. W ith hoods pulled over frost- have shot B a p tiste a t th e am bush, hut blackened faces from which rose the he w anted to s e ttle It alone— tell him steam in g colum ns of th e ir b re ath , " ’a- who he was. I suppose.” gosh and his two com panions shuffled "Yes, he m ak' dis feller drop hees back and fo rth on tlielr snow shoes, gun—den he stop heero for to talk ." heating th e ir shoulders w ith m ittened said Michel, exam ining the tra il of hands, for th e stinging cold pierced B aptiste. " W e n W agosh shoot a n ' de tlie lr caribou capotes. gun Lust, de F ren ch m an Jum p on "It m ay not he th a t he will come beam wld de knife.” today.” said th e old Indian In Michel gently tu rn ed over the Ida n a tiv e tongue, "but If a F re n c h frozen body of th e old Indian, expos- m an, sh o rt, w ith legs th a t c urve like a bow. com es w ith others, they pass and we follow, until they s e p a ra te to hunt. T hen you will ta k e the others, while I follow him alone— for he is mine. W agosh, th e fox, will know w hat to do.” It w as a "p o u d re day " a t Ogoke. T h e In d ian s nodded. T hey had In th e gray daw n a tall flgure had heard bis alory. left th e scrub of th e shore, m iles be But th is m orning the w a tch e rs of low and out o f sight of th e post, to the trail had not long to w ait. As exam ine th e tru ll on th e lak e ice, the lifting sun tillered through the which led south to th e R ouge and the forest, stab b in g the blue shadow s with Jaekflsh. Michel hud sm iled w ith lances of light, W agosh suddenly sa tis fa c tio n to And th a t a sled had stopped th e w hispered conversation p assed since th e fa ll of snow tw o w ith : n ig h ts before. T h e m y stery w hich "B lsa n ! s h lsh !” ringed th e doom ed post, us th e fo rest 1 Crouched In a thicket of young Hr, rings a clearing, w as doing Its w ork, j th e ir guns strip p ed of tlielr skin cases, U nnerved by th e fu te of th o se who th e three stiffened, listening. P re s laid gone d o w nriver and into th e h u n t ently to th e ir strain ltig e a rs drifted ing co u n try , n ev er to re tu rn , th e peo th e fa in t click of snow shoes. P ush p le w ere slipping aw ay from Ogoke ing aside som e low bru n ch es th e OJib- In the night ns from a spot plague- w ay peered down th e trull In th e di ridden. T he day o f L atlam m e w as rection of th e sound. A fter a space n e arin g Its su n set. T h e re could he of b re ath le ss w aiting, his com panions few left, now, to drink his whisky. l ie Took His Inseparable Companion, a saw his arm trem ble. T hen, shivering w as finished. T h e m om ent fo r walk- , Kitten, In His Arms and Escaped. like a m an chilled to th e bone, the ing in on the tra ile r and Big A ntoine 1 old Indlun tu rn ed a face tierce with w as a t hand. th e sm oke and h e r h a ir singed hy the passion, and w h isp e re d : As he b a ck trac k e d to th e catnp. the flam es. W hen th ey rem oved her they “ L et them pass, lie bus com eI" bold fe a tu re s o f th e Iroquois, In his found sh e w as lying on fo u r of h e r Sw inging rapidly up th e tra il f u r hood, lit w ith Joy ns he gloated J young, p ro te c tin g them w ith h e r own moved th e stocky figure of Black Th« Dazed Frenchman Stopped Short over th e victory they had w on— won body. T h e m o th e r In te r w as revived. B n p tlste follow ed by an Indian w hose w ith th e toll a n d sw ea t of tw o m onths' in Hie Rush. A loss o f m ore th a n $15.0<M) w as eyes sh ifted furtively to right and c ea seless effort. 11c sm acked his lips j caused by th e Are. M ost o f th is w as left as he w alked. W hen th e tw o hud Ing th e face, pow der-burned and lorn, a t th e thought o f m eeting L nflatntne— caused h.v d e a th s o f th e a n im a ls und passed from aight, th re e shapes, leav beyond recognition. th e m an who had m u rd ere d In cold I birds. T h e aiiim nl sto re , know n as ing the trail, follow ed like shadow s, “ By g a r! H e tight lieem w ldout hlooo—p lan n e d th e r u i n . o f W ailing B a rte l's p e t store. Is p a tro n iz e d hy on muffled shoes. T w o tulles beyond, hees e y e s!" R iv e r—w ho hud d a re d Insult Denise. c irc u s m en T h re e a n te a te rs , a South w here th e fresh tra c k s of a moose 'B ra v e old W agosh!" Steele looked, It w ould he a sw eet m om ent, th at, A m erican v u ltu re and m any rh lc k s crossed th e path In th e snow, and th e and tu rn ed aw ay, sick ut h e art. He w hen he looked Into th e facts» of the a n d ra b b its, in te n d e d fo r th e E a s te r h u n te rs from Ogoke se p a ra ted . W a had liked the sim ple h e arted Itjlbw iiy. p a ir of c u tth ro a ts , L atlam m e und Big season, w e re am ong th e c asu altie s. gosh left Ills friends, to pick up the "I tell you d a t eet w as all rig h t. A ntoine. R e p re s e n ta tiv e s of th e Society for webbed Im prints of th e la rg e r shoes Old W agosh w atch de tra il." H e sw ung along over Ills b a ck trac k s, th e P re v e n tio n of C ru elty to A nim als of his man. "Yes, the tru ll w as sa fe w ith W a his snow shoes ra isin g th e pow dery re n d e re d Krst aid to th e a n im a ls T hen tw o atlll h u n ts s ta r tr d gosh. Now he (MU re st In peace, lie snow like d u st, en g ro ssed In p lan s for w hich It w as th o u g h t w ould recover. through th e soundless fo re s t—the did w h a t he cam e to do.” th e fu tu re . As he e n te re d som e tim T hose m ore se rio u sly In ju re d w ere sta lk of moose, and of m an. O ver “ I wish heetn much gam e een de ber. th ic k w ith youuii grow th, u rifle killed. th e new snow, as sw ift a n d a s noise H appy H u n tin ' G rotiti'," added Michel. flushed oil his flank I T h e tnan in the less as a w olf a f te r ptarm ig an , the And th e tw o re tu rn e d to th e ir cunip tra il took a ste p fo rw a rd —sw ayed, ns h u n te r of Black B a p tiste closed ill. and sent a sled to tiring In th e body Ids gun slipiied from his h a n d s th en K vldently In doubt of the d irection of to he cached u n d e r logs until spring, lunged hendloug to th e snow a n d lay th e m ovem ent of th e air, th e French* w hen It could he hurled. m otionless. P eto sk ey . M ich.—T h e fa ith fu ln e ss e • e e e • e uiiiii stopped to test It w ith Ills hare F o r a space. In th e w indless m orn- ' o f a p e t dog Is believed to have saved hand. T hen lie w ent on. until the B obbed of th e Joy and solace of Ing, th e fo rest w as w ith o u t sound th e IH es of C linton S h e a rer, six-year- sudden lengthening of the strid e In her beloved vio lin ; ton re stle ss to T hen a ch ic k ad e e called, a n d curious, old son o f Mr. a n d Mrs. G ordon S h e a r th e snow Indicated th a t th e m oose read, D enise St. O nge s a t one evening sa ile d dow n to Inspect th e still sh ap e e r o f K egotuic. and I.ynn E d w a rd H op had scen ted danger nud s ta rte d to w ith h e r fa th e r, h e r head re stin g on In th e tra il. P re se n tly a m oose-bird kins. seven-year-old son of Mr. and travel. th e hack of her c h air, h e r eyes closed. croaked. A gain silence sh u t In. Mrs. H a rry H opkins of E d g ew ater W ith a cu rse th e h u n ter lifte d both F or a h a lf hour the fa c to r had brood A fte r an Interval th e r e w as a ’ T h e tw o lad s becam e lost a n d sp en t sh o u ld ers In a g e stu re of d efeat. T he ed o ver his fu tu re, oblivious of her m ovem ent In th e th ic k e t o f young th e z ero n ig h t in a sw am p n e a r R a T hen, suddenly a w are of sp ru c e. sh iftin g a ir had b etrayed him He presence. B runches w ere p a rte d , to m ona p a rk , w h ere they w ore found In tu rn ed from th e trail lie had fo l h e r silence, he gluttced curiously ut m ak e w ay fo r a s w a rt fa c e from a se rio u s frozen co ndition hy th e ir lowed and stru c k out In a new direc th e g lrl’a a v erted face. w hich s in iste r eyes g lo ated on the f a th e r s By som e In stin ct o f n a tu re From the closed ey es te a rs trac ed stric k e n th in g In th e snow . tion. Shortly, as he stopped and th e dog seem ed to re aliz e th e c h il k nelt on it knee Io lig h te n th e thongs th e ir way down h e r cheeks w hile the tlu n th ru s t fo rw ard . ham m er d re n 's p re d ic a m e n t and craw led over of u shoe, a voice stra ig h te n e d him se n sitiv e m outh q u iv ered w ith tho cocked, th e a ssa ss in cau tio u sly left th e tw o w eary bodies in an effort to m isery of her thoughts. to Ills feel w ith a Jerk, nervously ting his am b u sh . S ta n d in g over th e still keep them w arm th ro u g h th e night. "D en ise ! You poor c h ild !” e r ltig the trig g e r of his gun. Ills body, face down, w ith a knee cu rio u s T h e dog show ed no III effects from "You m ust not m ind foolish te a rs." ly bent under, he laughed In trium ph, th e cold except th u t he w as ready sh iftin g eyes searched th e Inscrutable sp ru ce th a t walled hltn In. T rapped, she said. "I m iss my violin s o " ns lie kicked viciously w ith th e toe of fo r b re a k fa s t a n d a real b re a k fa st He shiHik Ilia head a t tile s u b te r Ills snow shoe nt th e back of th e hood helpless, lie flinched from th e ex p ect u a tu ra lly w as his rew ard. fuge, th en voiced th e course o f his ed head. B ut a t th e m ovem ent, the ed flush of the hidden rifle. thoughts. " If only they win a t i igoke lifte d fisit Iti Its snow shoe w as gripped “D rop th e gun I” M u s t W e a r H a ts T h e Angers o f th e F ren ch m an re and rid th e c o u n try of th a t scoundrel, and held, w hile th e h ead a n d shoul P h ila d e lp h ia .— W om en m ust keep laxed. T he gun slipped to th e snow thia will he a stro n g post. Ile will tiers o f th e m an ut tils feet lunged th e ir h a ta on at th e tria l of D avid not d a re to close It— I will defy him in to his legs, c a rry in g him w ith a L. M arsh all, c h iro p ra c to r, for m u r at his feet. “ M arch e!" T h e com m and snapped to. Steele has told them In M ontreal.' cry of su rp rise b a ck w a rd to th e snow d e rin g A nna M a v D e ltrlch W hen one "Yes. hut w hat of m e?" she - H am pered by th e shoes which s p e c ta to r u n co v ered to reliev e a head en th e frosty a ir like a w hiplash Slowly th e henchm an o f l.aflniniiie groaned. "I have given liliu my proiu tra p p e d a n d an ch o re d tlie lr feet, the ach e she w as in fo rm e d : “T h is Isn 't eheyed th e o rd e r of his concealed ene ise." tw o f o u g h t; one. d e sp e ra te ly for his a m ovie; I l s a m u rd er tr ia l.” T he f«<*e o f a t. tin g e flushed vlth life ; th e o th er, for th e se ttle m e n t of m y, T hen a crouching figure, with h a lf raised rifle, stole from » clum p passion. “ T h e day you m arrie d th a t old sc o re s—and Ihls shot from the 1 0 Y e a rs fo r 5 C ents m an 1 would «hoot him and then my* spruce. B ut th e stre n g th and fury of of young grow th and followed. K a n sa s C ity, Mo.— E or a ftve-cent the raw dioned Iroquois soon w ore A h u n d re d feet from the gun Bap- self." robbery. R obert C lark and Jo h n Jack- She w ent to th e fa c to r and sittin g down th e m an b e n ea th him w ho In in ftste. sliaklug w ith feur ami rage. tu rn e d desp erately on Ida captor. on the nrui of Ills c h air, stro k e d hlM tlcally stra in e d a n d tw iste d to break son w ere se n ten c ed to len y e ars in th e p e n ite n tia ry here. T h e nickel "No. n o ; not th a t. not th e g rip on his th ro a t. "W h at do you w a n t? ” lie dem anded In Low ed head w as ta k e n in a holdup (T O KB C O M T IM 'B P .I th a t, (leur.** she Mouthed. “ I mid not O jlhw ay It." T h e black eyes of W agosh biased w orth S am e S e rp e n t M y t h ic a l C r e e k H e ro stra ig h te n e d . and lie suddenly w ith e x u lta tio n T h e lean fa- e In In G reek m ythology A donis was « P rin c e R upert, B. C .— T h e re 's a big “ You w III show m e th a t let* th e hood w as p itiless At last he iinkcri l>eautiful young boy, beloved by \'eno« se a se rp e n t loose in th e Pacific. It te r? " looked Into th e face of h is m an ra ised its head th irty feet out o f th e "Yes. If you w ish It.” D enise took and P ro serp in e. T hey q u a rre le d abou "Y oh know me W agosh from w a te r, ts k e It from 'a p t C. .1 H ouse his possession, hut th e d isp u te w - W oman riv er? " l ie bit off th e w ords an envelope from her desk and hand ed It to tier f a th e r, w ho opened ttie se ttle d tiv .lupiter, who decreed th < o f th e g o v e rn m e n t fishery b o a t a s a drill bites steel. Adoni« should a n n u ally «|>end e l. T he sw art fe a tu re s of Black B a p le tte r and r e a d ; m o n th « w ith Venn« In the nt»|s*r wo C a t Com es B a c k tts te went yellow at Ihe w ords lie "M adem oiselle St. O n g e ; "You may he In te re ste d to know and fo u r m o n th s w ith P ro serp in e rem em bered th e fa th e r of th e girl at fiast T em p leto n Mass. Billy S u n th a t th e A m erican, M onsieur Steele, th e low er world. Adonis w as fatal! his cabin. day, a cat is back at his old hom e Stiff w ith fear, his sta rin g eyes honored os w ith tils presen ce on t i l s w ounded hy a wild boar, during ' i t . - a f te r tra v e lin g 200 m iles from South i base and w as changed by Venus u te As w atched th e black m tisxle of th e m ov way hom e to N'eptgon In O ctober Jefferso n . M aine, in a year. She v eatly m ourned dm ing d e ath slowly sighted on his heart. he w as drow ned In th e Ja ik flsli ra p an anem one T hen, as his nerves snap|>ed a n d he ids, I am s t lllverty to say th a t I tound on the a n n iv e rsa ry of Ills d - i t h 1 D ogs C o llid e leaped In de«t>eratt<>l< to w a rd th e him Irresistib le and w as p re p a rin g to S loikespeare has m n in ie m o ra te d 'h e C olum bus. K an — T w o v aluable enm eh ed flgure. th e re w as a loud ex- accom pany him to th e railro ad , when •eve o f V enus for A donis In a Ini z te- h e a rd « w ere killed w hen th ey col ploelon. W ith a groau th e O jlhw ay M onsieur l.aflam nie su rp rise d us In w rlp ilv e i«<em e n tlt'e d “ Venus and •Ided w hile c h asin g a ra b b in Adonis.'*—-K an sas City Tim es. Ilia c a b i n . R o s e B ernard- * •fU iupled to the snow. i Afohasirae W E LL W O R T H IT A fte r m o rn in g se rv ice th e fam ily dined, a n d c h u rc h e s a n d th e ir proce d u re cam e in fo r c ritic ism . F a th e r M other dis- ' c ritic iz e d th e serm on. liked th e b lu n d e rs of th e o rg u u lst. T h« e ld e st d a u g h te r th o u g h t th e choir'* singing w as a tro c io u s. B ut th e su b je c t had to be d ro p p e d w hen th e sm all boy of th e fam ily, w ith th e schoolboy’» love o f fa ir play, ch ip p ed In w ith th e re m a rk : “ l>ad, I th in k It w as a Jolly good •how fo r a p e n n y .”— E p w o rth H e ra ld . M IS U S E O F R O P E j | ! | j I I instead of Kalsomine or Wall Paper Pound for pound Alabastine covers more wall surface than any substitute. So easy to ap ply you can do a satisfactory job yourself. Ask your dealer for colorcard or write Miss Ruby Brandon, the Alabastine Company, Grand Rapids, Michigan. 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I'v e been to th e n te rs q u ite som e la te ly T h e w ay I h e a rd you ta lk in ' to th a t teum o ’ m u les show s m e y o u ’ve got som e p re tty good Ideas f u r d ra m a tic d ialo g u e .”— W ash in g to n S ta r. sensible H ig h S o c ie ty Mrs. W aldo (o f B o sto n )— I hnve a le tte r from y o u r U ncle Ja m e s. P en e lope, w ho w a n ts us to sp e n d th e su m m er on his farm . P enelope (d u b io u sly )— Is th e re any so ciety in th e neig h b o rh o o d ? M rs. W aldo— I h ave h e a rd him sp e a k o f th e H o lste ln s nnd G uernseys. I p re su m e th e y a re p le a s u n t people.— C h ristia n E n d ea v o r. G r a n d m a Saves th e S u rfa c e "W illie, I th o u g h t I to ld you y o u ’d h ave to s ta y In th e h o u se all day." "Y essum , you did, but g ra n d m a sen t m e dow n to th » d ru g s to re to g et her lip stic k refilled." 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