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RURAL ENTERPRISE
The Valley of Voices
CHAPTER XVI
By GEORGE MARSH
A
of
“ T o ile r« o f the T rv il**
H h A W h e lp « o f (be W o iT
ANIMALS PROVE
REAL HEROES IN
NEW YORK FIRE
Baboon Rescue* Kitten Pat
—Monkeys and Canaries
Perish.
Bluing, th e fa cto r faced th e girl,
i Ihe h an d holding the le tte r sh ak in g
- from his em otion.
"A nd you believed th is w om an—
took her w ord ag ain st h is?”
N'ew Y ork.—T a le s o f anim al h e ro
"W hy not? He a d m itte d th a t I.a-
flamme su rp rise d th em .” she an sw ered Ism w ere b rought from a sm oldering
' In a « trained voice, avoiding h e r fa- building In C o rtla n d t s tre e t by fire
! th e r's eyes.
"W h at does It m a tte r men who fought flam es th a t cau sed
the d e a th s o f 5.000 c an a rie s. 150 p. r
I now? I h ave given my w ord."
“ Will you tel) me th ia ? ” he d e ­ rots. 40 m onkeys a n d se v e ra l c a ts and
m anded. “ You loved thia m an w hen dogs.
Several
boa c o n stric to rs Inslied
he left for hom e In S ep tem b er?
I
about, te r r o r stric k e n , In th e ir ciiges,
know, fo r you w ere happy.”
c h a tte re d
and
p a rro ts
H er black eyes m et his bravely. m onkeys
"YVhen lie left here I believed in a shrieked, c re a tin g a bedlam o f noises
b eau tifu l th in g —hut th a t, som ehow , such us a Jungle e x p lo re r m ight h e a r
In a n ig h tm a re. T h e Jungle law of
has died."
" I f It died,” he answ ered, "w hy, the su rv iv al o f th e fitte st prevailed,
when you thought him dead, did you . and the w e a k e r o f th e Im prisoned
So frig h te n ed
cry night a f te r nig h t—I h e ard you In I c re a tu re s p erish ed .
your ro o m ; 1 knew from y o u r p laying i w ere th e boa c o n stric to rs and tw o
—why w as th e shock—th e Joy, so | w ild cats th a t th ey w e re rescued
g re at when he re tu rn e d to tight fo r w ithout a tte m p tin g to a tta c k th e fire­
men.
u«r
Outstanding Hero.
She did not answ er.
T he o u tsta n d in g hero of th e Are, as
“ I believe you love him still, In
sp ite of wha* you say. H e ha» loved rep o rte d by firem en, w as a baboon
you from the f i r s t ; I could see IL H e , w hich took his In se p ara b le co m p an ­
is sacrificing m uch for us—p ro v in g ion. a k itte n in his a rras, bro k e open
his love for you every duy, and yet th e door of his cage und e scap ed to
yon allow th is lie of a low w om an to sa fety w ith his c h arg e . In a n o th e r
cage firem en said th ey found a m on­
poison your m ind."
W ith a g e stu re of hopelessness, sh e , key crouched In her cage, choked by
rose to leave th e room , avoiding his
eyes.
"I do not know If they can save th e
post,” said St. Onge. "I may h ave to |
leave th e com pany—a ru in ed m an. j
But I tell you this, th a t th e w om an !
who th ro w s aw ay th e love of Mon
sletir S teele will live to be h a u u te d by
re g re t.”
She tu rn ed a whltP fnce lit th e dour,
a s she s a id : “You forget th a t I have
given M onsieur L uscelles tny prom ise." j
F o r tw o day« th e w atch ers of the
(C o v r rig h t by the Penn P u b lishing C o )
tru ll v. site d In tlie lr am bush, hut no
h unter« o r aearch p a rty left th e poet.
T hen, one m orning, ut daylight, from
2 he dazed
F renchm an, stopped
th e thick scru b of th e sh o re south short in tils rush, rocked on his fe e t—
of Ogoke. tw o men looked long through th en stum bled fo rw ard, grasp in g his
bino cu lars a t th e chim neys of the knife. As he hurled him self, w ith a
«now b lan k e ted cabins, and «railed dow nw ard slash, on th e lietip In the
Into each o th e r s w ind-burned fuces snow, he m et an upw ard th ru st
w hen they saw th a t from m ore than which burled th e blade of W agosh In
h a lf th e re rose no sm oke o f cooking bis body.
tires. O f th e group of tip is of bush
T hen on th e w hite floor of th e for
In d ian s which had d o tted th e clearing est, a m un blinded by flume a n d pow ­
In O ctober, but tw o now rem ained.
der. and one m ortally h u rt stru c k and
It w as th e tu rn of the old O jlhw ay slashed until stre n g th left th e ir a rm s
and tw o young In d ian s to sta n d guard and they lay tog eth er, h u n te r and
on th e tra il to th e gam e country. hunted, m otionless, on th e crim soned
Michel and Steel w ere too fa r to the snow.
south to ov e rta k e I.atlam m e’s men. so
T h ere Steele and Michel found
they stru c k stra ig h t hack to camp, them.
confident o f th e outcom e— for old Wa-
“ K nife fig h t!" cried the Iroquois.
gosh g u ard ed th e trail.
"W h at happen to W agosh gun?" He
T h a t m orning, as the s ta r s faded picked up the cheap trade-gun w ith
and daw n broke blue and b itte r over Its b u rst breech. "A h-hah! H e get
th e e a ste rn ridges, an old tnan with snow een de m uzzle a n ' she b u st w'en
h a te In his heart prayed fo r th e com ­ he «'loot."
ing of one for whom he had w aited
"Too had, poor old m an ! H e could
long. W ith hoods pulled over frost- have shot B a p tiste a t th e am bush, hut
blackened faces from which rose the he w anted to s e ttle It alone— tell him
steam in g colum ns of th e ir b re ath , " ’a- who he was. I suppose.”
gosh and his two com panions shuffled
"Yes, he m ak' dis feller drop hees
back and fo rth on tlielr snow shoes, gun—den he stop heero for to talk ."
heating th e ir shoulders w ith m ittened said Michel, exam ining the tra il of
hands, for th e stinging cold pierced B aptiste. " W e n W agosh shoot a n ' de
tlie lr caribou capotes.
gun Lust, de F ren ch m an Jum p on
"It m ay not he th a t he will come beam wld de knife.”
today.” said
th e old Indian
In
Michel gently tu rn ed over the
Ida n a tiv e tongue, "but If a F re n c h ­ frozen body of th e old Indian, expos-
m an, sh o rt, w ith legs th a t c urve like
a bow. com es w ith others, they pass
and we follow, until they s e p a ra te to
hunt. T hen you will ta k e the others,
while I follow him alone— for he is
mine.
W agosh, th e fox, will know
w hat to do.”
It w as a "p o u d re day " a t Ogoke.
T h e In d ian s nodded.
T hey had
In th e gray daw n a tall flgure had
heard bis alory.
left th e scrub of th e shore, m iles be­
But th is m orning the w a tch e rs of
low and out o f sight of th e post, to
the trail had not long to w ait. As
exam ine th e tru ll on th e lak e ice,
the lifting sun tillered through the
which led south to th e R ouge and the
forest, stab b in g the blue shadow s with
Jaekflsh.
Michel hud sm iled w ith
lances of light, W agosh suddenly
sa tis fa c tio n to And th a t a sled had
stopped th e w hispered conversation
p assed since th e fa ll of snow tw o
w ith :
n ig h ts before.
T h e m y stery w hich
"B lsa n ! s h lsh !”
ringed th e doom ed post, us th e fo rest 1
Crouched In a thicket of young Hr,
rings a clearing, w as doing Its w ork, j
th e ir guns strip p ed of tlielr skin cases,
U nnerved by th e fu te of th o se who
th e three stiffened, listening.
P re s­
laid gone d o w nriver and into th e h u n t­
ently to th e ir strain ltig e a rs drifted
ing co u n try , n ev er to re tu rn , th e peo­
th e fa in t click of snow shoes. P ush­
p le w ere slipping aw ay from Ogoke
ing aside som e low bru n ch es th e OJib-
In the night ns from a spot plague-
w ay peered down th e trull In th e di­
ridden.
T he day o f L atlam m e w as
rection of th e sound. A fter a space
n e arin g Its su n set.
T h e re could he
of b re ath le ss w aiting, his com panions
few left, now, to drink his whisky. l ie
Took His Inseparable Companion, a
saw his arm trem ble. T hen, shivering
w as finished. T h e m om ent fo r walk- ,
Kitten, In His Arms and Escaped.
like a m an chilled to th e bone, the
ing in on the tra ile r and Big A ntoine 1
old Indlun tu rn ed a face tierce with
w as a t hand.
th e sm oke and h e r h a ir singed hy the
passion, and w h isp e re d :
As he b a ck trac k e d to th e catnp. the flam es. W hen th ey rem oved her they
“ L et them pass, lie bus com eI"
bold fe a tu re s o f th e Iroquois, In his found sh e w as lying on fo u r of h e r
Sw inging
rapidly
up th e tra il
f u r hood, lit w ith Joy ns he gloated J young, p ro te c tin g them w ith h e r own
moved th e stocky figure of Black Th« Dazed Frenchman Stopped Short over th e victory they had w on— won body. T h e m o th e r In te r w as revived.
B n p tlste follow ed by an Indian w hose
w ith th e toll a n d sw ea t of tw o m onths'
in Hie Rush.
A loss o f m ore th a n $15.0<M) w as
eyes sh ifted furtively to right and
c ea seless effort. 11c sm acked his lips j caused by th e Are. M ost o f th is w as
left as he w alked. W hen th e tw o hud Ing th e face, pow der-burned and lorn, a t th e thought o f m eeting L nflatntne— caused h.v d e a th s o f th e a n im a ls und
passed from aight, th re e shapes, leav ­ beyond recognition.
th e m an who had m u rd ere d In cold I birds. T h e aiiim nl sto re , know n as
ing the trail, follow ed like shadow s,
“ By g a r!
H e tight lieem w ldout hlooo—p lan n e d th e r u i n . o f W ailing B a rte l's p e t store. Is p a tro n iz e d hy
on muffled shoes. T w o tulles beyond, hees e y e s!"
R iv e r—w ho hud d a re d Insult Denise. c irc u s m en T h re e a n te a te rs , a South
w here th e fresh tra c k s of a moose
'B ra v e old W agosh!" Steele looked, It w ould he a sw eet m om ent, th at, A m erican v u ltu re and m any rh lc k s
crossed th e path In th e snow, and th e and tu rn ed aw ay, sick ut h e art. He w hen he looked Into th e facts» of the a n d ra b b its, in te n d e d fo r th e E a s te r
h u n te rs from Ogoke se p a ra ted . W a­ had liked the sim ple h e arted Itjlbw iiy. p a ir of c u tth ro a ts , L atlam m e und Big season, w e re am ong th e c asu altie s.
gosh left Ills friends, to pick up the
"I tell you d a t eet w as all rig h t. A ntoine.
R e p re s e n ta tiv e s of th e Society for
webbed Im prints of th e la rg e r shoes Old W agosh w atch de tra il."
H e sw ung along over Ills b a ck trac k s, th e P re v e n tio n of C ru elty to A nim als
of his man.
"Yes, the tru ll w as sa fe w ith W a­ his snow shoes ra isin g th e pow dery
re n d e re d Krst aid to th e a n im a ls
T hen
tw o
atlll
h u n ts
s ta r tr d gosh. Now he (MU re st In peace, lie snow like d u st, en g ro ssed In p lan s for w hich It w as th o u g h t w ould recover.
through th e soundless fo re s t—the did w h a t he cam e to do.”
th e fu tu re . As he e n te re d som e tim ­ T hose m ore se rio u sly In ju re d w ere
sta lk of moose, and of m an. O ver
“ I wish heetn much gam e een de ber. th ic k w ith youuii grow th, u rifle killed.
th e new snow, as sw ift a n d a s noise­ H appy H u n tin ' G rotiti'," added Michel. flushed oil his flank I T h e tnan in the
less as a w olf a f te r ptarm ig an , the
And th e tw o re tu rn e d to th e ir cunip tra il took a ste p fo rw a rd —sw ayed, ns
h u n te r of Black B a p tiste closed ill. and sent a sled to tiring In th e body Ids gun slipiied from his h a n d s th en
K vldently In doubt of the d irection of to he cached u n d e r logs until spring, lunged hendloug to th e snow a n d lay
th e m ovem ent of th e air, th e French* w hen It could he hurled.
m otionless.
P eto sk ey . M ich.—T h e fa ith fu ln e ss
e
•
e
e
e
•
e
uiiiii stopped to test It w ith Ills hare
F o r a space. In th e w indless m orn- ' o f a p e t dog Is believed to have saved
hand. T hen lie w ent on. until the
B obbed of th e Joy and solace of Ing, th e fo rest w as w ith o u t sound
th e IH es of C linton S h e a rer, six-year-
sudden lengthening of the strid e In her beloved vio lin ; ton re stle ss to T hen a ch ic k ad e e called, a n d curious, old son o f Mr. a n d Mrs. G ordon S h e a r­
th e snow Indicated th a t th e m oose read, D enise St. O nge s a t one evening sa ile d dow n to Inspect th e still sh ap e e r o f K egotuic. and I.ynn E d w a rd H op­
had scen ted danger nud s ta rte d to w ith h e r fa th e r, h e r head re stin g on In th e tra il. P re se n tly a m oose-bird kins. seven-year-old son of Mr. and
travel.
th e hack of her c h air, h e r eyes closed. croaked. A gain silence sh u t In.
Mrs. H a rry H opkins of E d g ew ater
W ith a cu rse th e h u n ter lifte d both F or a h a lf hour the fa c to r had brood­
A fte r an Interval th e r e w as a ’ T h e tw o lad s becam e lost a n d sp en t
sh o u ld ers In a g e stu re of d efeat. T he ed o ver his fu tu re, oblivious of her m ovem ent In th e th ic k e t o f young th e z ero n ig h t in a sw am p n e a r R a­
T hen, suddenly a w are of sp ru c e.
sh iftin g a ir had b etrayed him
He presence.
B runches w ere p a rte d , to m ona p a rk , w h ere they w ore found In
tu rn ed from th e trail lie had fo l­ h e r silence, he gluttced curiously ut m ak e w ay fo r a s w a rt fa c e from a se rio u s frozen co ndition hy th e ir
lowed and stru c k out In a new direc­ th e g lrl’a a v erted face.
w hich s in iste r eyes g lo ated on the f a th e r s
By som e In stin ct o f n a tu re
From the closed ey es te a rs trac ed stric k e n th in g In th e snow .
tion.
Shortly, as he stopped and
th e dog seem ed to re aliz e th e c h il­
k nelt on it knee Io lig h te n th e thongs th e ir way down h e r cheeks w hile the
tlu n
th ru s t
fo rw ard .
ham m er d re n 's p re d ic a m e n t and craw led over
of u shoe, a voice stra ig h te n e d him se n sitiv e m outh q u iv ered w ith tho cocked, th e a ssa ss in cau tio u sly left th e tw o w eary bodies in an effort to
m isery of her thoughts.
to Ills feel w ith a Jerk, nervously ting
his am b u sh . S ta n d in g over th e still keep them w arm th ro u g h th e night.
"D en ise ! You poor c h ild !”
e r ltig the trig g e r of his gun.
Ills
body, face down, w ith a knee cu rio u s
T h e dog show ed no III effects from
"You m ust not m ind foolish te a rs." ly bent under, he laughed In trium ph, th e cold except th u t he w as ready
sh iftin g eyes searched th e Inscrutable
sp ru ce th a t walled hltn In. T rapped, she said. "I m iss my violin s o "
ns lie kicked viciously w ith th e toe of fo r b re a k fa s t a n d a real b re a k fa st
He shiHik Ilia head a t tile s u b te r­ Ills snow shoe nt th e back of th e hood
helpless, lie flinched from th e ex p ect­
u a tu ra lly w as his rew ard.
fuge, th en voiced th e course o f his ed head. B ut a t th e m ovem ent, the
ed flush of the hidden rifle.
thoughts. " If only they win a t i igoke lifte d fisit Iti Its snow shoe w as gripped
“D rop th e gun I”
M u s t W e a r H a ts
T h e Angers o f th e F ren ch m an re­ and rid th e c o u n try of th a t scoundrel, and held, w hile th e h ead a n d shoul
P h ila d e lp h ia .— W om en m ust keep
laxed. T he gun slipped to th e snow thia will he a stro n g post. Ile will tiers o f th e m an ut tils feet lunged th e ir h a ta on at th e tria l of D avid
not d a re to close It— I will defy him in to his legs, c a rry in g him w ith a L. M arsh all, c h iro p ra c to r, for m u r­
at his feet.
“ M arch e!" T h e com m and snapped to. Steele has told them In M ontreal.' cry of su rp rise b a ck w a rd to th e snow
d e rin g A nna M a v D e ltrlch W hen one
"Yes. hut w hat of
m e?" she - H am pered by th e shoes which s p e c ta to r u n co v ered to reliev e a head
en th e frosty a ir like a w hiplash
Slowly th e henchm an o f l.aflniniiie groaned. "I have given liliu my proiu
tra p p e d a n d an ch o re d tlie lr feet, the ach e she w as in fo rm e d : “T h is Isn 't
eheyed th e o rd e r of his concealed ene­ ise."
tw o f o u g h t; one. d e sp e ra te ly for his a m ovie; I l s a m u rd er tr ia l.”
T he f«<*e o f a t. tin g e flushed vlth life ; th e o th er, for th e se ttle m e n t of
m y, T hen a crouching figure, with
h a lf raised rifle, stole from » clum p passion. “ T h e day you m arrie d th a t old sc o re s—and Ihls shot from the
1 0 Y e a rs fo r 5 C ents
m an 1 would «hoot him and then my* spruce. B ut th e stre n g th and fury of
of young grow th and followed.
K
a
n
sa s C ity, Mo.— E or a ftve-cent
the raw dioned Iroquois soon w ore
A h u n d re d feet from the gun Bap- self."
robbery. R obert C lark and Jo h n Jack-
She w ent to th e fa c to r and sittin g down th e m an b e n ea th him w ho In in
ftste. sliaklug w ith feur ami rage.
tu rn e d desp erately on Ida captor. on the nrui of Ills c h air, stro k e d hlM tlcally stra in e d a n d tw iste d to break son w ere se n ten c ed to len y e ars in
th e p e n ite n tia ry here. T h e nickel
"No. n o ; not th a t. not th e g rip on his th ro a t.
"W h at do you w a n t? ” lie dem anded In Low ed head
w as ta k e n in a holdup
(T O KB C O M T IM 'B P .I
th a t, (leur.** she Mouthed. “ I mid not
O jlhw ay
It."
T h e black eyes of W agosh biased w orth
S am e S e rp e n t
M y t h ic a l C r e e k H e ro
stra ig h te n e d .
and
lie
suddenly
w ith e x u lta tio n
T h e lean fa- e In
In G reek m ythology A donis was «
P rin c e R upert, B. C .— T h e re 's a big
“ You w III show m e th a t let*
th e hood w as p itiless
At last he iinkcri
l>eautiful young boy, beloved by \'eno« se a se rp e n t loose in th e Pacific. It
te r? "
looked Into th e face of h is m an
ra ised its head th irty feet out o f th e
"Yes. If you w ish It.” D enise took and P ro serp in e. T hey q u a rre le d abou
"Y oh
know
me W agosh from
w a te r, ts k e It from 'a p t C. .1 H ouse
his possession, hut th e d isp u te w -
W oman riv er? " l ie bit off th e w ords an envelope from her desk and hand
ed It to tier f a th e r, w ho opened ttie se ttle d tiv .lupiter, who decreed th < o f th e g o v e rn m e n t fishery b o a t
a s a drill bites steel.
Adoni« should a n n u ally «|>end e l.
T he sw art fe a tu re s of Black B a p le tte r and r e a d ;
m o n th « w ith Venn« In the nt»|s*r wo
C a t Com es B a c k
tts te went yellow at Ihe w ords
lie "M adem oiselle St. O n g e ;
"You may he In te re ste d to know and fo u r m o n th s w ith P ro serp in e
rem em bered th e fa th e r of th e girl at
fiast T em p leto n Mass. Billy S u n ­
th a t th e A m erican, M onsieur Steele, th e low er world. Adonis w as fatal!
his cabin.
day, a cat is back at his old hom e
Stiff w ith fear, his sta rin g eyes honored os w ith tils presen ce on t i l s w ounded hy a wild boar, during ' i t . - a f te r tra v e lin g 200 m iles from South
i
base
and
w
as
changed
by
Venus
u
te
As
w atched th e black m tisxle of th e m ov­ way hom e to N'eptgon In O ctober
Jefferso n . M aine, in a year.
She v eatly m ourned dm
ing d e ath slowly sighted on his heart. he w as drow ned In th e Ja ik flsli ra p ­ an anem one
T hen, as his nerves snap|>ed a n d he ids, I am s t lllverty to say th a t I tound on the a n n iv e rsa ry of Ills d - i t h 1
D ogs C o llid e
leaped In de«t>eratt<>l< to w a rd th e him Irresistib le and w as p re p a rin g to S loikespeare has m n in ie m o ra te d 'h e
C olum bus. K an — T w o v aluable
enm eh ed flgure. th e re w as a loud ex- accom pany him to th e railro ad , when •eve o f V enus for A donis In a Ini z te- h e a rd « w ere killed w hen th ey col
ploelon.
W ith a groau th e O jlhw ay M onsieur l.aflam nie su rp rise d us In w rlp ilv e i«<em e n tlt'e d “ Venus and •Ided w hile c h asin g a ra b b in
Adonis.'*—-K an sas City Tim es.
Ilia c a b i n .
R o s e B ernard- *
•fU iupled to the snow.
i
Afohasirae
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A fte r m o rn in g se rv ice th e fam ily
dined, a n d c h u rc h e s a n d th e ir proce­
d u re cam e in fo r c ritic ism .
F a th e r
M other dis-
' c ritic iz e d th e serm on.
liked th e b lu n d e rs of th e o rg u u lst. T h«
e ld e st d a u g h te r th o u g h t th e choir'*
singing w as a tro c io u s. B ut th e su b je c t
had to be d ro p p e d w hen th e sm all boy
of th e fam ily, w ith th e schoolboy’»
love o f fa ir play, ch ip p ed In w ith th e
re m a rk :
“ l>ad, I th in k It w as a Jolly good
•how fo r a p e n n y .”— E p w o rth H e ra ld .
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every package. A p p ly w ith an or­
dinary w a ll brush. S u itab le for a ll
in terio r s u rfa c e s — p la s te r , w a ll
board, brick, cem ent, or canvas. W ill
Dot rub off w h en prop erly a p p lie d .
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a ll colors
fo r a ll rooms
B ro w n —G ive a tnan e nough ru p s
a n d lie'll—
J o n e s (c h u c k in g a s tu m p ) —P u t out
a new b ra n d of 5-ccnt c ig a rs.
D o g g y Poem
N in e l i t t l e d o g fc ie a
R iz z lin tf o n a p la te .
In c a m e t h e b o a r d e r s ,
A n d t h e n t h e y w e r e a te .
E n c o u ra g in g T a le n t
“J o s h .” sa id F a rm e r C o rn to sse l to
hlR son, "w hy d o n 't you go a h e a d und
w rite a p la y ? ”
"W ho? M e?”
“ Yes. I'v e been to th e n te rs q u ite
som e la te ly
T h e w ay I h e a rd you
ta lk in ' to th a t teum o ’ m u les show s
m e y o u ’ve got som e p re tty good Ideas
f u r d ra m a tic d ialo g u e .”— W ash in g to n
S ta r.
sensible
H ig h S o c ie ty
Mrs. W aldo (o f B o sto n )— I hnve a
le tte r from y o u r U ncle Ja m e s. P en e­
lope, w ho w a n ts us to sp e n d th e su m ­
m er on his farm .
P enelope (d u b io u sly )— Is th e re any
so ciety in th e neig h b o rh o o d ?
M rs. W aldo— I h ave h e a rd him
sp e a k o f th e H o lste ln s nnd G uernseys.
I p re su m e th e y a re p le a s u n t people.—
C h ristia n E n d ea v o r.
G r a n d m a Saves th e S u rfa c e
"W illie, I th o u g h t I to ld you y o u ’d
h ave to s ta y In th e h o u se all day."
"Y essum , you did, but g ra n d m a sen t
m e dow n to th » d ru g s to re to g et her
lip stic k refilled."
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"G oing to h av e It trim m ed ? "
"N o. J u s t a sh a v e on th e back of
toy neck. W on't he long. H e re ’s the
la te st n u m b e r o f 'My L ad y 's G azette.’
T h a t b a rb e r on th e end does the best
hobs.”
P r a c tic a l A p p lic a tio n
A fa c ile b ru s h
th e a r tis t
w ie ld s .
W i t h p u rp o s e g r a v e o r com ic .
I t Is th e w h ite w a s h b ru s h t h a t y ie ld s
R e s u lts m ost eco n o m ic .
E x a c tly
“ W omen «¡>end h a lf th e ir tim e sa y ­
ing th a t th ey h av e n o th in g to put on
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D o u b tfu l D is c ip lin e
“ H ow 's th e new Jail?"
"M ighty hundsom e a n ' com m odious."
an sw e red C a c tu s Joe. "T h e fa c t Is.
It's so c o m fo rta b le w e 're th in k ln ’ of
o fferin ’ a w eek's bo ard iu It a s a pre­
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M istress— I
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sp la sh e d m ud on h im ;
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th in k you a re ? "
“«»liver T w ist, why?"
"W ell, I'tu
Alley.
O liv er
M ud."— H ogan ■
On H e r H ands
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he a d readfully bad egg.
G e rtru d e — I
w ondered
why ah«
Udu t like to d ro p him.
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the f a
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