RUR AL ENTERPRISE
hamplain in
Bronze
MY FAVORITE
STORIES
By IR V IN S. COBB
(C o p y r ig h t.)
A b solu tely R ep lete W ith
T hrills
Australians Claim
Hawaiian Anceatry
HOSTETTER’S
C E lE B k A T E D
Many of the M aori, of A ustralia 1
consider that their race had ta ori
gin In Hawult centuries ago. It has
been revealed by U atlna Jnkoba. a
prominent .Maori. lie Is at Honolulu
with a group of Mormon church work
ers from A ustralia to visit the fam ous
Mormon tem ple at Lake Oahu.
Jukoha said th at he had traced his
ancestry hack to n chieftain named
Hema. who ruled the Island of H aw aii
A fter a devastating w ar In which
Hema was defeated badly and forced
to flee he und a few companions set
sail for the south In huge w ar canoes.
Maori legends have It th at they lauded
In New Zealand and lived there for
several years. I.ater lteina returned to
Hawaii, where the residents worshiped
Io as their suprem e being. Hema re
turned to New Zealand and many peo
ple accompanied him. lie also took
the linage of Io.
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la k e care of yon, stomach and
preserve your health.
H O ttTK TTE R S Celebrated
a to m * * a B i t t e r . to n e u p 11«
•‘ '« •■ .li-e < » ri a n « . . t l , n u U t e '
Ik e .'P a r t i t e a n d p ro m o te 1
° f P b r .lr a l
-^ O L u o h .
Aiauraaepiu,
W hen Opie Head, the w riter, was
• printer down in Tennessee many
years ago he worked on a small
weekly paper and boarded with the
keeper of a small general store.
“My host,” s.aiil Head to me, “was
the most Inveterate checker player
In tlie state, and his wife was the
best cook that ever lived In any
Mate. The house w as right next to
S o o th in a A nd HeAÜnq
tlie st >re and the place w here I
H
o
u seh o ld O intm ent
worked was Just across the road.
One day tir- dinner horn blew, and I I
S ta tic M y s te r y F a d in g
broke for the store to pick up the |
C o u n try ’s M a n u fa c tu re »
A. G. Simpson of the Uulted S tates
old man and hustle for the table. I 1 The last biennial census of mantt-
was as hungry as a hear, and as t factu rers shows that In 1U23 the value forest service at Stabler. W ash., be
came across the road I could smell of the output of the I ’nlteil S tates es lieves thnt the presence of static ns a
fried chicken and other good things; tablishm ents m aking canned products radio hindrance may be put to good
use In locating ureas of low humidity.
and I fairly dribbled ut the mouth.
their prim ary or secondary business,
“The husband w as sitting at the am ounted to Jo—.7(13,1 «03. Pens, corn, He m aintains extrem ely dry atm os
back of the store playing eheekers tom atoes and baked beans are canned pheric conditions are Indicated by on
with another old chap. These two In about equal proportion, betw een excess of static, ami with increasing
were the checker champions of the 1-l.tkst.tKHi and 1 .i.ikxi.issi cases of eacti. humidity sta tic decreases and Hides
county. I told him dinner was ready i Beaches head the canned fru its with out In the course of continued ruins.
and begged him to come on. because 7,039,334 cases and raisins, the dried
Mnn likes to hug a delusion, espe
1 knew hig wife wouldn’t put the fruits, with 3SO.lMW.441 pounds.
cially If It comes In the form of a
dishes on the table until lie showed j
pretty woman.
up; but he was right in the middle
C h ild is h A c to r» B a rre d
■
j of a close game and he only shook
Children under th ree years n t age
his head.
“I stood there waiting, getting will not he perm itted to appear in I
hungrier and hungrier every minute, moving-picture tllnis In Germany If a ■
and madder and m adder! T hat din hill Introduced in the relchstag be- |
ner was bound either to scorch or comes a law. The hill points out that
get cold—and maybe do b o th ; but 1 the nervous and physical strain of
lights of movie stu-
there sat that old pHlr of fossils facing
,.
, the
, , bright
,
INWGÌSTXWJ
silent us mummies and still as th - I *Uo’ 18 lnJuriou« <n Infants, The bill
of the French nt Mon» grave. N either of them moved an I fu rth er provides tl.
children between
real, T hree Rivers and inch for fifteen minutes. Finally my three and twelve yeurs may not appear
6 B ell - ans
Quebec w ere ulniost «in host scratched his head for a couple ! In films except by perm it of police und
Hot water
serted.
Scores of m is of m inutes—It seemed hours to me— ’ school authorities.
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sionary priests had been reached over deliberately, picked up i
tortu red to death.
a counter, held It poised In the air ' C uticura Soap for the Complexion.
T his enmity of the Iro for another minute and then put It N othing better thuu C utlcuru Soap
quois to th e French p ro hack In Its original plnce and said, dally und O intm ent now and then as
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duced a still more Impôt* half to him self: 'Well, this Is ex needed to m ake th e complexion clear,
scalp clean and hands soft and white. KEEP EYES W ELL!
tan t result along a differ citin'!'
I»r T b o m M o n i Hvn W a te r w ill
By JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN I
ent line. It made them In
“It was at this Juncture,'' said ! Add to this the fascinating, frag ran t
<1rn*rirl*t4n»r
effect the allies of the Read, “that I hauled off and kicked C uticura Talcum , and you have the 116T H iv e r lY o y . N . Y H ooklet.
A M l'E L D E C H A M PL A IN
English In the century- his blamed old checkerboard clear C uticura Toilet Trio.—A dvertisement.
naaaa^KLm in bronze to commemo-
PETALUMA HATCKEIT
long struggle for the pos out of the front door!
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ra te th e th ree hundredth
Accredited by Sonoma
T r a il 1 0 0 Y ear» O ld
session of the continent-
County Farm Bureau
g
anniversary of the com-
W hite Leghorn chick«
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Nutlons—overlords
of
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Santa Fe trail will he one hun-
,
Ing of the w.tlte race to
only If you want good
th e tribes from th e A tlan U ne L ittle Yea A m ong th e deed years old this year. T he Council
fall layers and broiler«
g
O ntario!
An
heroic
that
bring a good price
tic to the M ississippi—lay
Noea
a t Council Grove, Kan., has taken
sta tu e of the “Founder
‘ i k i * in the
— ralee enh
like a buffer sta te in the
tall Write for FKEE lW iCatalog.
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of New France" now
P oring the Republican National on 100 rings since the day In 182.5 th at
L. W . CLA RK , Bo« 1511, Petaluma, Calif.
graces the thriving little niintJ’ " us ruany kin,ls of a mnn- « • rear of the growing English colonies convention of 1920 the leaders behind ,he w,“,,p men und Indians met there
city of Orillia. WÌ miies I
« m,,nK other things, royal geog- of the seaboard. When th n t hundred- the scenes, fearing Senator Hiram to b a rte r for a new trad e route to
F A O E N T H W A N T F I)
no rth of Toronto. The statue, the rap h er to H enri IV and in his eyes y ear contest was won by the B ritish Johnson might kick over the trhees Spanish New Mexico. The SHntu Fe F o r fa s t I « . n e llln
« Ir x le a t r u c t l b l e P e a r l N e c k ,
in the event of the nomination of a U’all w as the outgrowth. A centenary la c e « » m l C h o k e r « B ig p r o flt« » n l q u lo k
w ork of Vernon March, is 30 feet two great purposes eclipsed all o th e ^ : 1 on the P lains of A braham the arque
«ale«. H p a re ,fr füll t im e . ta d le « o r g e n t l e .
K A K I,
high and weighs 110 tons. It was un To find a route to the Indies, and to bus of Cham plain was no sm all facto r Presidential candidate displeasing to program la being arranged at Council m e n H a in p le e en t on r e c e ip t o f t l
B O W K N . 1031 Y o r k Ht
V A L L B JO . CA L1F.
him, repeatedly made overtures to Grave.
veiled on Dominion day by Itudolphe convert the heathen Indians. In 1009 In th a t mom entous victory.
Lemieux, speaker of the house of com- | “ ll tlle w hl,e ,nnn knpw of -N‘‘w
Now for the widening of th e circle the Californian to take the second
G re e c e F o s te r» In d u s try
tnons of the C anadian parliam ent. r rance was the St. Law rence to the set In motion hy Champlain on the place on the ticket. Invariably John
T he groups at the base of the monu Lachlne rapids (R apids to C hina). So, lake he discovered and named for him son declined the proposition. Toward
The Greek governm ent Is making
the lust he showed signs of tem per.
m ent respectively show the taking of when Indians told him of a large lake s e lf:
Q u ic k ly disappear w hen D r . C . H . Berry « H e c
great efforts to encourage the carpet-
kle O in tm e n t it used. O n e Jar o f thia tia g ia n t
At this critical period the stage weaving Industry. In order to avoid
C hristianity to the Indians by the to the south (L ake Cham plain) he set
At the outbreak of the American
snow w h ite cream la usually sufficient to rem o ve
th e m ost s tubborn freckles. Easily a p p lie d . Keeps
m issionary p rie sts and the trad in g of out to explore It.
Revolution, the Iroquois Confederacy m anagers invoked the offices of Col. the necessity of Importing thread, the
skin clear and soft. Price 65c a n d >l,2S. A t a ll
beads for furs hy the coureur des hols.
Cham plain carried his arquebus and and Its allied tribes went with the Theodore Roosevelt. Jr., as an Inter Greek deportm ent of commerce has
d r u s a n d de t «art m e n t scotea. b e n d fo r F R E E
Beauty B o o k let.
A pparently the Champlain sta tu e
"
. n " n , " 0 F rench arque- British (except the Oneidns). They mediary. They counted on the friend bought m achinery for setting up three
i»a. c. h . aaawv co.. » ? • Mkhn»a * v«.. chicaoo
ship
which
hud
existed
between
spinning mills at Sparea. Cuesarca anil
comm em orntes a period rath er th an !. hosiers. His Indiana were Montagnals, carried blood and to rtu re to the Ameri
Johnson
and
young
Roosevelt’s K lrchehlr, the main carpet centers.
any specific event o r date. Champlain *'llr“ns ,,n,l Algonqulns. They went can frontier. A fter the Revolution
ascended the St. Lawrence to .Mont- up the Itlver Richelieu In canoes. This most of the Iroquois tied to Cnnnila as father. Johnson was as briskly em
p hatic In stating Ills position lo
real in 1003 and founded Quebec in river and Lake Cham plain were the a refuge from the w rath of the victors
A B ack N um ber
W r it e f o r a t t r a c t lv o
young Colonel Roosevelt as he had
1008. But it was not until 1615 th a t | b*ttlefleld w here each sum m er for
b o o k le t o f P a ris ia n
“P oes Edith smoke?”
Again the widening circle set In been In his language to curlier -iiilg-
p o rt um oa, p o w do ro ,
■‘Heavens, no! She Is hopelessly old-
his trip of discovery to Georgian hay many generations the H urons and motion by C ham plain's a rq u e b u s:
ro u g e s , e t c .
surles.
fashioned."- Boston T ranscript.
took him Into w hat Is now (Intario. th eir allies anil th e tribes of the Iro-
SO W ee« S 4 tk O«.. M ew Y eek
In
the
sum
m
er
of
1831
C
hristian
Iro
Nevertheless, right up to the elev
quois
C
onfederacy
(Five
Nations,
later
Incidentally, E tienne Brule, to whom
quois from a Jesu it mission in Canada enth hour the bosses trusted that
a mem orial was not long ago dedi Six N ations) of New York had met In visited the F lath ead s In M ontana and Johnson might be induced to change
bloody
conflict.
Cham
plain
agreed
cated at Sault Ste. Marie, tuny nnve
j told them about th e “Black Robes”— his mind. T hree of us, all newspaper
discovered Lake H uron in 1610. B.v ' with his escort to assist In any b attle Jesu it priests. These F lath ead s were correspondents, were In Johnson’s
P A R K E R 'S
with
th
e
Iroquois.
July
30
Cham-
162S, however, the w hite fu r tra d e r
H a ir b a l s a m
I uncontaiiiiuated by the white man— room ut the Rlaekstone hotel In Chi
I
plain's
fleet
met
a
Mohawk
fleet
on
KaaauTM
Dandruff Sl4.|«a H air t>aiUw
w as In Ontario, the Recollects (F ran-
honest, peaceful anil moral.
Two cago on the night before the ticket
R a a to ra s C o lo r an J
clscans) had established missions and Lake Champlain. Both parties landed ' F latheads and two Nez l ’erces Jour- was named, when Johnson's secretary
Beauty (a G ravand hadaal Hair
and l l TO a t B m a rle U
th e Jesu its had been called to th eir on th e site of Ticonderoga and the j neyed to St. Louis und asked Gen. Wll- eniiie to sa.v that Colonel Roosevelt
lla r v t 'h .n , » n . r a , L . » . H . T .
J battle begun.
aid.
| Until Clark to send them “Black
was on the telephone, desiring to
H IN D E R C O R N S R * m o , M O o m ,, e s i
T he dedication of the Orillia memo- j Cham plain tells all about this Rohes" to teach them to worship the Speak with him. Johnson took down
l i . , u : . ,b > M s ii puoi, n n i i i r w m .m fo rt to lUo
fu s t, muki a W i l k in , w e
l.lc by n is il o r s t I>rs<-
rial should really be regarded as an ' ’tittle In one of his hooks Hnd fur- w hite m an's God. The “Blnck Rohes'* th e receiver, and we heard him say
,1 » U . 11IUOOK IS w u ilc s l W orsu, Cstcboffoc M T .
Internatlonal nffalr. For the people nl“,IPS 11 full-page picture of its be went to the F latheads In 1840, headed this, with pauses between w ords:
He ~ is ~ shown *”
advancing
at by the famous F ath er de Smet.
en this side of the boundary line have ginning.
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"No—no no—no—yes—no— NG!"
ab undant reason for being interested the head of his Indians. He has Just
\\ hen Senator Johnson had hung
T his touching appeal of the Flat-
discharged
his
arquebus
und
tro
u
g
h
,
In Champlain.
Suppose some loud-
heads, however, set in motion other np the receiver ami returned to his
voiced person had forced his way to down two chiefs Hnd n w arrior. The forces. A chance sojourner in St. seat, one of those present said:
INSIST! Unless you see the
th e front during the dedicatory exer- *wo nffluehuslers to one side a re 1 Louis "w rote up” these Indians for an
Senator. I'm curious to knowr what
[» B A K IN A B U -H O M B U K I |
“ Bayer Cross” on tablets you
rise s and shouted this, before being the act of firing.
eastern newspn[>er. The most Imine- , *1’’ QB-’dlon from Colonel Roosevelt
Now the Mohawks knew nothing dlate result w as thnt In 1832 the Meth- I
forcibly removed as a crazy m a n :
»'Meh caused you to reply In the
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are not getting the genuine
“ W hat are you French C anadians about gunpowder and guns.
Panic odists of Now England sent Jason Lee affirmative when all your other an
Bayer
Aspirin
proved
safe
by
doing here, applauding with all your seized them. They abandoned every and Cyrus Shepherd to th e F latheads sw ers were such positive noes.”
millions and prescribed by phy
m ight the ‘Founder of New F rance’? thing and fled Into the forest. The as preacher and teacher.
Clrcum- , Johnson's eyes twinkled.
“T hnt,'' he said, ‘‘was when the
H aven’t you read any history nt all? victors returned home In trium ph, stances landed them In Oregon Instead !
sicians for 24 years.
Eczema, Poison Ivy, B arbers’ Iteh
D on't you understand thnt Champlain only stopping at Intervals to to rtu re of Montana. In 1835 the Presbyte- 1 young man asked me If | could hear
Burns, Hives, Scalp Affections, Etc.
distinctly
what
he
was
saying.”
c2 l ï î
M r K I N M K N M E X IC A N K K M K IIV
Is responsible for C anada's being B rit and burn th eir ten captives. And rlans sent Marcus W hitm an and Sam- i
M in e . IBS7.
S t i r t m e , I n , n it.
Mo w n l t t o , |
Champlain named the lake a fte r him nel Parker. They, too, landed In Ore- ,
ish Instead of French today?
e J wAy
Bayer package (U
'llo n
iirin n iil, .o r e . r r t a l m
a t » 0 U r n ,-
lll» ta , Hfte, o r la d ilr*« «
gon, because of travel conditions T h e V alu e o f a Good M em ory
“And why are you British C ana self.
T radition says th a t the Mohawks, through the wilderness.
f'hemUe
dians cheering the name of Cham
When R hinelander Waldo was fire
which contains proven directions <!4e' r. e
H(., I xhi An«Hr«. Hnniplr
frra».
plain? H aven't you read enough his redoubtable w arriors all, never stopped
The Oregon country at this time commissioner of New York and when
Handy “ Rayer'' boxes of 12 tablets
to ry to know thnt beenuse of him the running till they got hack to the Mo was In the practical control of the Edw ard Croker was fire chief. Croker
Alao bottles ol 24 and 100—Druggnta
And thereupon the Hudson's Bay company. But both Lee volunteered one day to take Waldo
K a b scen t
A»p1r!n la th « t r a f o m a rk o f B a ye r M a n n -
'Oregon country' w as lost to C anada? hawk valley.
of MMLoftoaiUactUflster u t K miu - j I.,
whole
Iroquois
Confederation—Mo
“And you Yankees—Instead of look
and W hitman were men of affairs. 1 fo r a ride down Broadway in his fa
A n ti-M oth C on tain er
ing on like mere outsiders, you ought hawks. Oneida*. Cayuga*, Senecas and They bnsled them selves with colonis mous ninety-horsepow er red auto
K IU , M O T H S
by
Xo odor
Jtiat
c lo w y o u r d o o r
l l u o r , n t . , 4 on m m y .
to he parading around behind the Ma- Onondaga*—«wore undying enmity to ing as well as with spreading the goa- mobile. which he used when going to
back p r o p o r tio n
12 0« b r l n „ I l to y o u r
rine hand of W ashington, P. C„ V. S. I the French.
pel and soon the American settlem ent fires. Waldo's secretary, "W innie"
h o m e (J'C o u r i . r o l« o t l . n A g e n t , w , o l , d
K t it s f K s r r iK in t i T - to .
And never was an oath of vengeance of the Oregon country w as well under Sheehan, who's now a movie mag
A., giving thanks to your great bene
I I r iiii.p o r ln llo ii H i d , . ,
lx ,.
tn ,r -lm
Of Disfiguring Blemishes
more persistently and ferociously c ar way. You know the re s t: 1843, ml- ) nate, went along, too.
factor, C h am plain!’’
Waldo
owned
a
num
ber
of
hrlsk-
“ Why, If Champlain, when he dis ried out. As th e Iroquois increased gratlon sets In over Oregon T rail and
Dickey’s OLD RELIABLE Eye Water
covered Lake Champlain, hadn't used In pow er they carried the torch and Oregon Am ericans outvote Britishers movlng cars himself and thought he
re llc v e g nun an d
w in d -b u r n e d
eyea
Sam ple So«p, O la ta n m t. TaJeum fra a
A
I lo o ,n t h u rt. G e n u in e In Hod ro ld ie a
hl* arquebus on a band of Mohawks hatchet and scalping knlfp to th e [ and adopt a provincial governm ent: knew something about speed, hut he
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H
o
,.
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n
t
a
ll
d
r
u
g
g
ta
ta
u
r
by
m
a lt
had
never
traveled
with
Croker.
French
missions
and
settlem
ents
j
1844,
“Fifty-four
Forty
or
Fight."
vic
from the Iroquois Confederacy—"
D IC K E Y I i K t r o C O . H r la to l. V a .-T e n n .
D oubtless such rem arks would have across the St. Lawrence. By 1»55O they torious slogan In the Presidential elec They sped down Broadway a t a ter
H e K n e w H u tb a n d t
been Inappropriate, to say the least, had almost entirely swept aw ay the tion of Polk over C lay; 1*40, Oregon rifying pace, shaving trolley cars,
W N. U.. San Francisco, No. 33-1925.
Space B uyer—1 should like to buy a
hut could the speaker Justly be called Montagnals. above the S aguenay; they treaty fixes the north line a t forty- slicing curbstones and avoiding colli-
slons with trucks by qu arter inch diamond necklace.
Trouble la alwaya more definite and
“crazy"? Let us read between the had ent to pieces th e Algonquin* on ninth parallel.
Floor W alker— Cm. Your fiancee? i tangible than happiness.
the O ttaw a. The country of the Hu
So, since Samuel de Champlain did margins.
lines of history and see.
At Canal street a block compelled
8. B.—No, my wife.
Cham plain, It should be kept In ron* was a desert. The trading posts fire his arquebus—-
C roker to slow down.
Instantly
F. W - -Glassware, alale 47. T urn to
It take* two to make a bargain, bnt
Waldo Jumped out Of the c sr and. your left.—llouaton Chronicle.
only one of them get* It.
I Tin’s da eg or day—Tlu being the i
m u ttering something about having
R e c o rd E a rth q u a k e
Norse god of w a r; the Day of Mercury
The Jap an ese earthquake of Septem forgotten something, dived Into the
Into W oden's daeg. Ju p ite r’s day Into j ber 1, 11*23. while not the severest n earest hnlldlng. About then, Croker
Thor's day, and the Day of Venus In the w orld's history, exceeded any decided to call op fire headquarters
— FO R —
______
Not everybody knows th at every
Into the Day of Freya. the Norse god other In loss of life and property. The and he, too, went aw ay tem porarily, Í
tim e he or she w rites down th e name
dess of love, corresponding with Ve- area affected w as one degree square. leaving his dare-davll rhsaffenr and
of the day of the week, the nam e of a
nns. W hether S atu rn ’s day remained ! Nearly WMI.OOO houses Were totally de the yet breathless Sheehan In the
i« th e n u m b e r w h o a r e tr y in g to im it e t a if.
Pagan god or goddess Is being p erp etu
machine. Croker returned to find
I f R a r e - t o - H a ir w « i n o t g r o w i n g h a ir on b a ld
ated.
W hen England passed under ss It ws* or turned Into th e Day of ; (preyed and over 12*V<MI partially col- only the chauffeur.
Saeter. we don't know for certain. But lapsed. In all !M*c331 persons perished,
bead« t h e r e w o u ld b e n o im ita to r« . I f th e r e
th e sw ay of the Norsemen the people
"Mr. Sheehan said for you to go
the Sun’s day and the Moon's day are 43.47« were retiorted missing and
■a b a ld n e «« o r «igna o f it you c a n 't a f f o r d to
largely adopted the Norse system of
ahead and have your ride out.” I
obvious.
‘
103,733 wounded.
n e g le c t to u s e “ F o r« t’a O r ig in a l B a r a - t o - H a ir .”
gods, fitting them In to the nearest
stated the chanffenr "H e said he’d
Correaponrlrnfe Gleen Person«I Attention
‘■orresponding planet or deity of the
Just
remembered
the
same
thing
tka.
More than 7O.ttt» people along the
The Suez canal yields aD annual
Roman calendar. So the Day of Mars
Mr.
Waldo
did."
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