PAG E » HALSEY ENTERPRISE N O V . 29. 1*23 conscience are not the only en le i I chargwabla to the weed. HALAEY ENTERPRISE 1*OT >»»», itn fc lla h e a » » e r r T k a r*4 a g ■ r Wa». M. U'HKELEH | ‘ ■“ * i The people who vote govern the Those who don’t | ■abacrlslions. <1.5« a year in advaaea. state and nation. A dvertising, 20c an inch ; ao diacoun sit back and growl. for time or space : no charge for com aosition or changes. r« "P a id -fo r Paragraphs." 5c a llae. » • advertising disguised aa new«. COOLIDGE ASKS NATION TO OBSERVE “ GOLDEN RULE SUNDAY” ON DEC. 2 r T W t W M ir C M O U ( C •a |N < k « v g Thanksgiving •Jffiee hours, 9 to 12 and 2 to 6 eacea M ondays and F riday forenoons. -T h e n and Now COOLIDGE IS DRY T he Candy Girl, or rather the g irl who likes candy, j, everywhere. Her opposite would be hard to find. And if ahe gets her candy iroin us she linows that she get, ,h7e be»t confectionery in town Thai „ wby, when you tell her you w ill buy her a box of candy, she always say> ‘ ‘ Be sure and get it at Clark's.” •«AX lM« fe lU f, lfil Fifth in a-u , •w Torti, I. T. I m U M M I • I t 11 Mtk • • / a a'u rw tio J About the time Pinchot delivered aatleaal Soli,» Sol, E lw r »oea*r, oa kh, — his blast against the administration • r Oocnbtr. 1 ÍO . j f ee| tur. Uat lo i■ fo r not p u ttin g the rig h t men into N THESE days of rush Iloa » U I OM» vltk wry >ll«iproaa ud and rustle, the advent of prohibition enforcement the Bums Je- Thanksgiving serves most «11 H ! i | aora oloaoly »o aiot the « tertut!» tective agency was preparing to do of all to remind us of roiulroooott of tte n « 0 a n p r o w e r e w u h u m what i t has since accomplished— pull what wondrous changes a n u aSvantSy- I» m t f n . cat eal/ a time hus wrought The o ff some o f the most sta rtlin g raids T h a n k s g iv i n g s of our »raolLoal aoltaoa for tel», but ite hits»« and seizures in the whole story of fathers and those o f to •W root loo of o ta tte . by « te r u « for bootlegging. day are no more alike than the min rn m io o a of other,. Simultaneously there came from uet and the fox trot, the dances that well typify the era of the present and Cortiallr roen. the south, the east, the great lakes the past. About the only thing left to regions, and our own northwest re us from out of the old days la the ports o f the arrest of groups of Thanksgiving turkey, and even this bird Is not now held sacred and nec prominent citizens o f both sexes and essary fo r this festival. The very mention of the word the seizure o f s ta rtlin g ly large stores Thanksgiving brings to the mind a o f contraband. ° f 0 ° lden RU1” Sund»y UP°n th* <* picture that modern conditions have I m . H « to »ra . T ’ ” the,r b0“ 6' almllar to that ae™ d «>• orphan- Mr. Coolidge must have known of | turned to the wall. It Is a picture of a x e s T t i . n ? spring and fall. ordlnary n r , t / h tb® dlffereBce ln cost of the orphanage menu and the the work the detectives were engaged the time when life was simple In Its •nee“ l . aer , n „ “ We git right smart of these little c° nt? buted ° r i hanage work overseas. The obserr- pleasures and robust In Its strength; panflsh,” said Mr. Simms, ‘‘an’ Callsta in. I t must have been financed from H avlnr nn Th> ppropr,atelJ flxed he »Sunday following Thanksgiving. when people were really folks; when I n X nrosnen a n?yAPart.°kCn , r ° m ’ ’ lladaB tableg 88 a What Is a Brown Mouse? done shot two butterball ducks about r e jo ic in g the president’s secret service fund. the race and rivalry of life did not ex Immediately upon the accidental ’tater-plantln’ time." g iv e s p e c ia l constd A l“ e r ,c a ' 11 ls fltt|ng that on the following Sunday people election o f Jim Irw in to the position Publicly appointed law enforcement tend their office hours over the entire highly fsvoied Callsta blushed—but this stranger, d “ Dee<k and dUtre8S ° f 111098 wb0 are 1889 day. That state of things has now of teacher of the Woodruff school, he so much like themselves, could not see officials were known and watched by passed away. I t bus followed In the developed habits somewhat like a the rosy suffusion. The allusion gave the liquor rin g and found it d iffi- wake and the trail of the pioneers ghost’s or a bandit’s. That Is, he him a chance to look about him at the cult to get evidence, but the private and the other figures of the Amerlcun walked of nights ar.d on rainy days. family. There was a boy of sixteen, ON THE STROKE OF ,2 national life that was but Is not On line days, he worked In Colonel a g irl—the duck-shooting Callsta— detectives posing as bootleggers got In the old days there were tippets Woodruff’s fields as o f yore. Jim ’s younger than Raymond—a girl of At the stroke of midnight by the salary the evidence and the culprits and the and mltt'ns, things thst hang In mem was to be Just $360 fo r nine eleven, named Virginia, but cnlled parish clock a certain man fell months’ work In tha Woodruff school, Jinnle—and ory’s closet on the booze. a smaller lad who re same nail as the asleep and dreamed a dream. He and he was to And himself—and his joiced In the name of McGeehee, but There is a possibility that the con high stock, men's Tan to sea, served on board ship for mother. Therefore, he had to Indulge was mercifully called Buddy. How many comfortably fed, clothed shawls and daguer- vention which is like ly to nominate Callsta squirmed for something to a long time, and, just escaping with in his loose habits of night walking and housed Americans w ill sit down rotypes. Gone are and roaming about after hours only, say. "Raymond runs a line o’ traps Coolidge fo r the next term w ill go on his life, swam to a desert island. No or the marvelous tip to a Sunday dinner of rice, corn grits on holidays and ln foul weather. when the fu r’s prime,” she volun record for the retention and enforce pets that went and soup—typical orphan fare—on rescue arriving, he began to aban The Simms fam ily, being from the teered. Oecember 2, as a practical test of the round and round ment o f the Volstead law. Then, if don hope, when at last a ship hove ’mountings" of Tennessee, were rattier golden rule? Then came a long talk on traps and the neck until a in sight and took him on board. He startled one night, when Jim Irw in, trapping, shooting, hunting and the the w eti succeed in kee-iin" the demo The question Is asked today by p e rs o n w as became a ringleader in a successful homely, stooped and errandless, si Joys of the mountings—during which cratic convention non-committal on swathed like a Charles V. .’Ickrey, general secretary lently appeared ln their fam ily circle of Near East Relief, who Is In ch a rg , mutiny. He was arrested and tried, about the front door. They had lived Jim noted the Ignorance aud poverty mummy of an the subject there w ill be such a clear- of the plans for the general obsen/- of the Simmses. The clothing of the cient E gypt Gone, aace throughout tha United States -of condemned to death, and led off to where It was the custom to give a g ills was not decent according to local cut wet and d ry campaign that no to o , a r e t h e whoop from the big road before one "Golden Rule Sunday." In an In te r execution; but at the eleventh hour, standards; for while Callsta wore a tu r d party w ill have a »how—and the I mltt'ns knit at view, Mr. Vickrey said: when the noose was round his neck, passed through the palln’s and up to skirt hurriedly slipped on, Jim was home In colors of drya are in the m ajority. the house. Otherwise, how was one " If American people w ill renounce sunset and sun for one meal the food they are accus and he was expecting death at any to know whether the visitor was quite sure— and not without evidence I f the republican convention side to support his views—that she had rise blue, those tomed to eat, and contribute the d if moment, he awoke with a start, and friend or foe? steps the liquor issue and the demo been wearing when he arrived the cozy ancestors of ference In cost to the support o fs ta rv - heard the last of the twelve strokes From force of habit, Old Man Simms same regimentals now displayed by gloves. As for the •ng children In the near east, the »ltu- of the clock. crutic platform calls for entrance in - 1 started fo r his gun-rack at Jim ’s ap- Jinnle—a pair of ragged blue overalls. In these atlon ln Greece, Armenia and Pales to the league o f nations the elephant duys of luxury and bootjack. Evidently the Simmses were wearing ready-made shoes tine w ill become Infinitely more real LET’S GO TO ITALY may fa il to carry his load to the goal. It is as unknown as any creature of to them. what they had and not what they de the prehistoric age. sired. The father was farfled, patched, “ I have recently returned from nev- gray and earthy, and the boys looked No longer does Thanksgiving bring eral months In those countries. A jm ri- Some fifty years ago a citizen of People who peer into the future the real mince pie, that culinary tr i better than the rest solely because we Milan, Italy, left a legacy to pro ca Is a name to conjure w ith there expect boys to be torn and patched. ar.d attem pt to tell what is coming umph of every well-regulated house B itter reproaches are heard against vide for an annual award of money Mrs. Simms was Invisible except as a take a long chance on beirg discredit hold, with Its wonderful fru ity flavor, nearly every other country, bnt nene prizes for domestic servants who that cunningly combined the qualities gray blur beyond the rain-barrel, In ed. When we were having som-t un of solidity and crispness, a pie that against us. That is because j» « p le could prove the longest service in the midst of which her pipe glowed realize that Americans have gore to usually cool weather some time agv even If dangerous to health made a them with a helping hand aual a with a regular ehb and flow of embers. one place and with the same family. danger well worth facing and putting equare deal, rather th a iT w ith the On the next rainy day Jim called certain “ acientiats” who claimed fam Thia year the prizes went to two down. Compared with the bakery- i mailed flat. again and secured the services of Ray women, each of whom had lived in ilia r knowledge o f occurrences or or built substitute of today the mince mond to help him select seed corn. He "America could well have afforded the same place for not less than in the sun told us he was loafing on Pie of those days was a vintage pie. to have spent every penny of h « r re was going to teach the school next winter, and he wanted to have a seed- forty years, and one of whom had bis job and our weather would grow aa far above Its modern rival as a lie f funds as a long sighted, cold .blood vintage wine Is above the grocery wine ed business proportion. The good corn frolic the first day, Instead of been in the service of one family for colder and colder until 1925, when the for cooking use. Its existence was a w ill that has resulted from relief w aiting until the last—and you had to sixty-five years. splendid testimonial to the physical work In the near east Is of lacalcul get seed corn while It was on the stalk, summer season would come pretty traits of the men and women of the able value. When these orphans we i f you got the best. near being winter. Now that wo era In which It flourished. are caring fo r today grow tr- man No Simms could refuse a favor to have had one o f the finest falls over Even the plum pudding, that carni hood, they w ill become the '« * lers of the fellow who was so much like them heir nations and their eyea wt.ll turn known these "scientists” tell us the val of richness, is disappearing from selves, and who was so greatly Inter the stage. It la giving way to ice toward America. ested In trapping, hunting and the sun has reformed, maybe it won’t cream, that mollycoddle of digestion A t least a m illion persons .In the Old Man Simms Started for His Gun. Tennessee mountains—so Raymond freeze us up a fte r all. That's tnat Invites to glow eating and dellb- near east would not be alive today had went with Jim, and with Newt Bron it not been for American aid. Even •rata enjoyment. pearance, but the Lincolnian smile and son and five more they selected Colo science! 9 The Thanksgiving stage is now set today, 100,000 persons are being cared the low slow speech, so much like his nel Woodruff’s seed corn for the next with new scenes and new characters. for day to day by the K e ir Kent Re own in some respects, ended that. year, under the colonel's personal fna D Autreinont boys have There Is the cabaret and terrapin, and lie f mostly women and children who ’ Stranger,’* said Mr. Simms, after superintendence. hsa i indicted for the Siskiyou tun football and the theater. There Is the would probably perish b a fen. dsvs greetings had been exchanged, "you’re In the evening they looked the grain weeks If the work oeased. right welcome, but in my kentry'you’d over on the Woodruff lawn, and the ■al murders, but they haven’t social function In place of the family or ’Our w orker, are now cone, m’ . rat- festival; and ln the evening hours the find it dangersome to walk ln thlga- colonel talked nbout corn and corn se keen placed on trial. They are elaborate so on? T 0,8 Pbyalcal c « • ot way." entertainment In the gilded lection. They had supper at half past arrests I once in every day or two, ballroom, ln place of the homely danc» our 50.000 orphans, but on th e ilr In- "How so?" queried Jim Irwin. six, and Jennie waited on them—hav i'ia ‘ r a,BlB< M »ell. A t tie , t ge ta the strains of the Addle and the almost tnvwhor» between he You’d more'n likely git shot up ing assisted her mother ln the cook Every wortbwhale feature to how and the ministrations of the of 1«. when an c-phan leaves o i t some," replied Mr. Simms, “ onless ing. I t was quite a festival. north and south poles, and t irned merry, care, he Is equipped to enter 8ora,, be iound ly ele c tric c le a n e r squeaking flddler. Truly, the you whooped from the big road.” Jim Irw in was the least conspicuous loess because “ they ain’t th ey .” coming of thia holiday and Its obssrv- useful trade or business. In Nkrazeth i a part oí the BLE-V A C Ma- " I didn’t know that," replied Jim. person ln the gathering, but the colo c b ia e » thirl er r*hon’ a ° 7 W°» rklng ° Ur rarp* n years Wa haven't yet beard about them once well measures the distance that ter shop a few feet from tt,a snot Tra Ignorant of the customs of other nel, who was a seasoned politician, a re p ro o f of its d u ra b ility . T h e the nation has gone from Its life and countries. Would you rather I ’d observed that the farm hnnd had bp- from Hades nor through Conan Ila where Christ tolled in Macedon ', rigid testa will I its habits In the day« when Thanks whoop from the big road—nobody come a fisher of men, and was angling hundred« of Oreek orphan", are learn thoroughness aa » c Let Doyle’s co respondents in the giving day was young. else w ill.” farmlB« In the atmosphere where » show you the new for the souls of these hoys, and their other direct on, The lines oi com " I reckon.” replied Mr. Simms, Interest ln the school. Jim was care the fl«»* r m ‘ Dy y8* ^,, ln '""abllshlnE Application fo r licenses have been "that we-all w ill have to accommodate ful not to flush the covey, but every munication are not working very the first European churches mailed to all owners o f motor ve ourse'ves to the ways hyeh." d?l,a1rB a m0Bth Pre vldes food well. i boy received from the next winter’s hicles In the state and they are urged and physical necessities for an or. Evidently Jim was the Simms’ first , teacher some confidential hint as to to apply early so that they may get caller since they had settled on the edor-H nd , l °° * y8‘ r p rr Tl<lf ’ for his plans, and some suggestion that Jim The Oklahoma senate, which voted little brushy tract whose hills and was relying on the aid and comfort of their licenses by January 1st. ’ f noM “ 7 8’ 1 Tb ’ obsarvanca to Impeach and oust Governor Wal of Golden Rule Sunday by • mil trees reminded them o f their moun that particular boy. tains. Low hills, to be sure, with only fan’J ,'<’« ’ »I Provide ton. thus making Mr. Trapp governor Newt Bronson, especially, was enough fund, fo r y JC<, 5an(, s of prph, BS a footing of rocks where the creek in fact, then divided on a b ill to re leaned on as a strong staff and a very thev P* ° DI * br,,*< dread together, had cut through, and not many trees, present help ln rime of trouble. As they become triendi,. On this Inter- quire secret societies to file Hats of but down In the creek bed, with the fo r Raymond Simms, It was clearly oaks, elms and box-elders arching their members w ith the secretary of oi best to leave him alone A ll this talk na‘ ‘ ona -»lively w ill gather overhead, the Simmses could Imagine of corn selection and related thipgs state. There were the lucky num •he . a m i ? V ”” ’ t#b' 8’ Pa rta * B* themselves beside some run failing wag new to him, and he drank It In •A’ , * • * " • food ’■•^resenting the menu ber o f 23 klansmen who voted on tins, into the French Broad, or the Holston H i « - th e i thirstily. He had an inestimable ad which the unfort, mate children of the The creek bed was a withdrawing and the equally lucky number o f 13 pro-we d ba_______ vantage over Newt ln that he was »• T . F R E N C H ih ’.'w.1.’.' ‘« » )n • ’ ■olence of room In which to retire from the starved, While Newt was surfeited the U M {, ?°P#' t J#5 ‘ b8 davg fhg rewfal "ball and aocl_ ___ opposed. Now Mr. Trapp calls Optometrist, with eternal black soil and level cornfields tb e m eth o d o f torreeam g rle a n m g w ith "advantages’’ fo r which he had Rut even thia simple menu the or the legislature to make the bill a of Iowa. rw tfan Y o u aeee g lA.OOSo «25^00 no use. F M F r e n c h « S o n s » aB* '? BBOt o*v * uriess the rest of when you bu y a B E L - VAC The soil was so poor, in compari I'erhap the klan w ill impeach 98 <ortd Practices the Golden Rule "Jennie." said Cblonel Woodruff, J E W E L E R S -O P T IC IA N S son with those black uplands, that the after the party had broken up, T n too. when he w ill be the s>xth owner of the old wood-lot could find losing the best hand I ever had, and Albany, Oregon pe»chtd governor of the klan ruled no renter but It was better than the F tp been sofry ." COOK C O M E « ‘BACK state. soil in the mountains, and suited the T m glad he’s leaving you." said lonesome Simmses much more than s Jennie. “ He ought to do something ex eOm ^ M~ ® a ,a h ’ ®y husband better farm would have done. They Portland ha1 a ftlOOO (ira Tuaa were not of the Iowa people anyhow, I cept work In the field for wages." th* t^a i' th* «•‘meal »as “ Fve had no Idea he could make day avaning whieh Iba fire depeit. not understood, not their equals—they S # 1118 Ml» hard- good as a teacher—and what la there boded and th . tcw t h irn tK were ‘pore," and expected to stay rnent «ara stsrted from a cigarat "pore"—while the Iowa people all ! In It If he does?” Laundry sent Tuesdays •tnh careleeely tbrawn away. Barí Look—Ton have nty anupathv seemed to be either well-to-do, or ex- 1 “ What has he lost If he doesn’t?" 7 “ H t , n , w tbtaM ^ t0^ w n h 'gency Hnb C leea„R Work, rejoined Jennie. “ And why can’t he ador«, atained Angara, tobáceo peering to become so. make good?" o ,:L ‘ Y<* s “ •»“ Jim Irw in asked Old Man Simms •piula and nombed iotallact and about the fishing m the creek, and ' “The school board's against him. for » b ^b e r there » is say duck shooting I one thing." replied the colonel. "They'll 4 ALBANY' I fire him j j they get | chance. They’re •tat I «oaa.ua Fre»o»*t lo .b u r n u U a s For Next Sunday Eat Refugee Dinner and Help the Starving ray More S ee - W hy suffer from headache ? Have your eves examined ‘ »nBw.u ien R?'8 SundaT pa°P'* Modern Barber Shop A A B ES PLACE HRTCHER & R0HRBRU6H