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COOLIDGE ASKS NATION TO OBSERVE
“ GOLDEN RULE SUNDAY” ON DEC. 2
r
T W t W M ir C M O U ( C
•a |N < k « v g
Thanksgiving
•Jffiee hours, 9 to 12 and 2 to 6 eacea
M ondays and F riday forenoons.
-T h e n
and Now
COOLIDGE IS DRY
T he Candy Girl,
or rather the g irl who likes candy, j,
everywhere.
Her opposite would be
hard to find. And if ahe gets her candy
iroin us she linows that she get, ,h7e
be»t confectionery in town
Thai „
wby, when you tell her you w ill buy
her a box of candy, she always say>
‘ ‘ Be sure and get it at Clark's.”
•«AX lM« fe lU f,
lfil Fifth in a-u ,
•w
Torti, I. T.
I m U M M I •
I t 11 Mtk •
• / a a'u rw tio J
About the time Pinchot delivered
aatleaal Soli,» Sol, E lw r »oea*r, oa kh, —
his blast against the administration
• r Oocnbtr. 1 ÍO . j f ee| tur. Uat lo i■
fo r not p u ttin g the rig h t men into
N THESE days of rush
Iloa » U I OM» vltk wry >ll«iproaa
ud
and rustle, the advent of
prohibition enforcement the Bums Je-
Thanksgiving serves most
«11 H ! i | aora oloaoly »o aiot the « tertut!»
tective agency was preparing to do
of all to remind us of
roiulroooott of tte n « 0 a n p r o w e r e w u h u m
what i t has since accomplished— pull
what wondrous changes
a n u aSvantSy- I» m t f n . cat eal/ a
time hus wrought The
o ff some o f the most sta rtlin g raids
T h a n k s g iv i n g s of our
»raolLoal aoltaoa for tel», but ite hits»«
and seizures in the whole story of
fathers and those o f to­
•W root loo of o ta tte . by « te r u « for
bootlegging.
day are no more alike than the min­
rn m io o a of other,.
Simultaneously there came from uet and the fox trot, the dances that
well typify the era of the present and
Cortiallr roen.
the south, the east, the great lakes the past. About the only thing left to
regions, and our own northwest re­ us from out of the old days la the
ports o f the arrest of groups of Thanksgiving turkey, and even this
bird Is not now held sacred and nec­
prominent citizens o f both sexes and essary fo r this festival.
The very mention of the word
the seizure o f s ta rtlin g ly large stores
Thanksgiving brings to the mind a
o f contraband.
° f 0 ° lden RU1” Sund»y
UP°n th*
<*
picture that modern conditions have I m . H « to »ra . T ’ ”
the,r b0“ 6' almllar to that ae™ d
«>• orphan-
Mr. Coolidge must have known of | turned to the wall. It Is a picture of a x e s T t i . n ?
spring and fall.
ordlnary n r , t / h
tb® dlffereBce ln cost of the orphanage menu and the
the work the detectives were engaged the time when life was simple In Its •nee“ l . aer , n „
“ We git right smart of these little
c°
nt?
buted
°
r
i
hanage
work
overseas.
The
obserr-
pleasures and robust In Its strength;
panflsh,” said Mr. Simms, ‘‘an’ Callsta
in.
I t must have been financed from
H
avlnr
nn
Th>
ppropr,atelJ
flxed
he
»Sunday
following
Thanksgiving.
when people were really folks; when I n X nrosnen a n?yAPart.°kCn , r ° m ’ ’ lladaB tableg 88 a
What Is a Brown Mouse?
done shot two butterball ducks about
r e jo ic in g
the president’s secret service fund. the race and rivalry of life did not ex­
Immediately upon the accidental ’tater-plantln’ time."
g iv e s p e c ia l constd A l“ e r ,c a ' 11 ls fltt|ng that on the following Sunday people
election o f Jim Irw in to the position
Publicly appointed law enforcement tend their office hours over the entire highly fsvoied
Callsta blushed—but this stranger,
d “
Dee<k and dUtre8S ° f 111098 wb0 are 1889
day. That state of things has now
of teacher of the Woodruff school, he so much like themselves, could not see
officials were known and watched by passed away. I t bus followed In the
developed habits somewhat like a the rosy suffusion. The allusion gave
the liquor rin g and found it d iffi- wake and the trail of the pioneers
ghost’s or a bandit’s. That Is, he him a chance to look about him at the
cult to get evidence, but the private and the other figures of the Amerlcun
walked of nights ar.d on rainy days.
family. There was a boy of sixteen,
ON THE STROKE OF ,2
national life that was but Is not
On line days, he worked In Colonel a g irl—the duck-shooting Callsta—
detectives posing as bootleggers got
In the old days there were tippets
Woodruff’s fields as o f yore. Jim ’s younger than Raymond—a girl of
At the stroke of midnight by the salary
the evidence and the culprits and the and mltt'ns, things thst hang In mem­
was to be Just $360 fo r nine eleven, named Virginia, but cnlled
parish clock a certain man fell months’ work In tha Woodruff school, Jinnle—and
ory’s closet on the
booze.
a smaller lad who re­
same nail as the
asleep and dreamed a dream. He and he was to And himself—and his joiced In the name of McGeehee, but
There is a possibility that the con­
high stock, men's
Tan to sea, served on board ship for mother. Therefore, he had to Indulge was mercifully called Buddy.
How many comfortably fed, clothed
shawls and daguer-
vention which is like ly to nominate
Callsta squirmed for something to
a
long time, and, just escaping with in his loose habits of night walking
and
housed
Americans
w
ill
sit
down
rotypes. Gone are
and roaming about after hours only, say. "Raymond runs a line o’ traps
Coolidge fo r the next term w ill go on
his life, swam to a desert island. No or
the marvelous tip­ to a Sunday dinner of rice, corn grits
on holidays and ln foul weather.
when the fu r’s prime,” she volun­
record for the retention and enforce­
pets that went and soup—typical orphan fare—on
rescue arriving, he began to aban­
The Simms fam ily, being from the teered.
Oecember
2,
as
a
practical
test
of
the
round and round
ment o f the Volstead law.
Then, if
don hope, when at last a ship hove ’mountings" of Tennessee, were rattier
golden rule?
Then came a long talk on traps and
the neck until a
in sight and took him on board. He startled one night, when Jim Irw in, trapping, shooting, hunting and the
the w eti succeed in kee-iin" the demo­
The
question
Is
asked
today
by
p e rs o n w as
became a ringleader in a successful homely, stooped and errandless, si­ Joys of the mountings—during which
cratic convention non-committal on
swathed like a Charles V. .’Ickrey, general secretary
lently appeared ln their fam ily circle
of Near East Relief, who Is In ch a rg ,
mutiny.
He was arrested and tried, about the front door. They had lived Jim noted the Ignorance aud poverty
mummy
of
an­
the subject there w ill be such a clear-
of the plans for the general obsen/-
of the Simmses. The clothing of the
cient E gypt Gone,
aace throughout tha United States -of condemned to death, and led off to where It was the custom to give a g ills was not decent according to local
cut wet and d ry campaign that no
to o , a r e t h e
whoop
from
the
big
road
before
one
"Golden Rule Sunday." In an In te r­ execution; but at the eleventh hour,
standards; for while Callsta wore a
tu r d party w ill have a »how—and the I
mltt'ns knit at view, Mr. Vickrey said:
when the noose was round his neck, passed through the palln’s and up to skirt hurriedly slipped on, Jim was
home In colors of
drya are in the m ajority.
the house. Otherwise, how was one
" If American people w ill renounce
sunset and sun­ for one meal the food they are accus­ and he was expecting death at any to know whether the visitor was quite sure— and not without evidence
I f the republican convention side
to support his views—that she had
rise blue, those tomed to eat, and contribute the d if­ moment, he awoke with a start, and friend or foe?
steps the liquor issue and the demo
been wearing when he arrived the
cozy ancestors of ference In cost to the support o fs ta rv - heard the last of the twelve strokes
From force of habit, Old Man Simms same regimentals now displayed by
gloves. As for the •ng children In the near east, the »ltu- of the clock.
crutic platform calls for entrance in - 1
started fo r his gun-rack at Jim ’s ap- Jinnle—a pair of ragged blue overalls.
In these atlon ln Greece, Armenia and Pales­
to the league o f nations the elephant duys of luxury and bootjack.
Evidently the Simmses were wearing
ready-made shoes
tine w ill become Infinitely more real
LET’S GO TO ITALY
may fa il to carry his load to the goal. It is as unknown as any creature of to them.
what they had and not what they de­
the prehistoric age.
sired. The father was farfled, patched,
“ I have recently returned from nev-
gray and earthy, and the boys looked
No longer does Thanksgiving bring eral months In those countries. A jm ri-
Some fifty years ago a citizen of
People who peer into the future the real mince pie, that culinary tr i­
better than the rest solely because we
Milan, Italy, left a legacy to pro­
ca Is a name to conjure w ith there
expect boys to be torn and patched.
ar.d attem pt to tell what is coming umph of every well-regulated house­ B itter reproaches are heard against
vide for an annual award of money
Mrs. Simms was Invisible except as a
take a long chance on beirg discredit­ hold, with Its wonderful fru ity flavor, nearly every other country, bnt nene
prizes for domestic servants who
that cunningly combined the qualities
gray blur beyond the rain-barrel, In
ed.
When we were having som-t un­ of solidity and crispness, a pie that against us. That is because j» « p le
could
prove the longest service in
the midst of which her pipe glowed
realize that Americans have gore to
usually cool weather some time agv even If dangerous to health made a them with a helping hand aual a
with a regular ehb and flow of embers.
one place and with the same family.
danger well worth facing and putting equare deal, rather th a iT w ith the
On the next rainy day Jim called
certain “ acientiats” who claimed fam ­
Thia
year
the
prizes
went
to
two
down. Compared with the bakery- i mailed flat.
again and secured the services of Ray­
women, each of whom had lived in
ilia r knowledge o f occurrences or or built substitute of today the mince
mond to help him select seed corn. He
"America could well have afforded
the same place for not less than
in the sun told us he was loafing on Pie of those days was a vintage pie. to have spent every penny of h « r re­
was going to teach the school next
winter, and he wanted to have a seed-
forty years, and one of whom had
bis job and our weather would grow aa far above Its modern rival as a lie f funds as a long sighted, cold .blood
vintage wine Is above the grocery wine ed business proportion. The good
corn frolic the first day, Instead of
been in the service of one family for
colder and colder until 1925, when the for cooking use. Its existence was a w ill that has resulted from relief
w aiting until the last—and you had to
sixty-five
years.
splendid
testimonial
to
the
physical
work In the near east Is of lacalcul
get seed corn while It was on the stalk,
summer season would come pretty
traits of the men and women of the able value. When these orphans we
i f you got the best.
near being winter.
Now that wo era In which It flourished.
are caring fo r today grow tr- man­
No Simms could refuse a favor to
have had one o f the finest falls over
Even the plum pudding, that carni­ hood, they w ill become the '« * lers of
the fellow who was so much like them­
heir nations and their eyea wt.ll turn
known these "scientists” tell us the val of richness, is disappearing from
selves, and who was so greatly Inter­
the stage. It la giving way to ice toward America.
ested In trapping, hunting and the
sun has reformed, maybe it won’t cream, that mollycoddle of digestion
A t least a m illion persons .In the
Old Man Simms Started for His Gun. Tennessee mountains—so Raymond
freeze us up a fte r all.
That's tnat Invites to glow eating and dellb- near east would not be alive today had
went with Jim, and with Newt Bron­
it not been for American aid. Even
•rata enjoyment.
pearance, but the Lincolnian smile and son and five more they selected Colo­
science!
9
The Thanksgiving stage is now set today, 100,000 persons are being cared
the low slow speech, so much like his nel Woodruff’s seed corn for the next
with new scenes and new characters. for day to day by the K e ir Kent Re
own in some respects, ended that.
year, under the colonel's personal
fna D Autreinont boys have There Is the cabaret and terrapin, and lie f mostly women and children who
’ Stranger,’* said Mr. Simms, after superintendence.
hsa i indicted for the Siskiyou tun
football and the theater. There Is the would probably perish b a fen. dsvs
greetings had been exchanged, "you’re
In the evening they looked the grain
weeks If the work oeased.
right welcome, but in my kentry'you’d over on the Woodruff lawn, and the
■al murders, but they haven’t social function In place of the family or ’Our
w
orker,
are
now
cone,
m’
.
rat-
festival; and ln the evening hours the
find it dangersome to walk ln thlga- colonel talked nbout corn and corn se­
keen placed on trial. They are elaborate
so on? T
0,8 Pbyalcal c « • ot
way."
entertainment In the gilded
lection. They had supper at half past
arrests I once in every day or two, ballroom, ln place of the homely danc» our 50.000 orphans, but on th e ilr In-
"How so?" queried Jim Irwin.
six, and Jennie waited on them—hav­
i'ia
‘ r a,BlB< M »ell. A t tie , t ge
ta
the
strains
of
the
Addle
and
the
almost tnvwhor» between
he
You’d more'n likely git shot up ing assisted her mother ln the cook­
Every wortbwhale feature to
how and the ministrations of the of 1«. when an c-phan leaves o i t
some," replied Mr. Simms, “ onless ing. I t was quite a festival.
north and south poles, and t irned merry,
care,
he
Is
equipped
to
enter
8ora,,
be
iound
ly
ele
c
tric
c
le
a
n
e
r
squeaking flddler. Truly, the
you whooped from the big road.”
Jim Irw in was the least conspicuous
loess because “ they ain’t th ey .” coming of thia holiday and Its obssrv- useful trade or business. In Nkrazeth
i a part oí the BLE-V A C Ma-
" I didn’t know that," replied Jim. person ln the gathering, but the colo­
c b ia e » thirl
er
r*hon’
a
°
7
W°»
rklng
°
Ur
rarp*
n
years
Wa haven't yet beard about them once well measures the distance that ter shop a few feet from tt,a snot
Tra Ignorant of the customs of other nel, who was a seasoned politician,
a re p ro o f of its d u ra b ility . T h e
the nation has gone from Its life and
countries.
Would you rather I ’d observed that the farm hnnd had bp-
from Hades nor through Conan Ila
where Christ tolled
in Macedon ',
rigid testa will
I its
habits In the day« when Thanks­
whoop from the big road—nobody come a fisher of men, and was angling
hundred« of Oreek orphan", are learn
thoroughness aa » c
Let
Doyle’s co respondents in the giving day was young.
else w ill.”
farmlB« In the atmosphere where
» show you the new
for the souls of these hoys, and their
other direct on, The lines oi com­
" I reckon.” replied Mr. Simms, Interest ln the school. Jim was care­
the
fl«»*
r
m
‘
Dy
y8*
^,,
ln
'""abllshlnE
Application
fo
r
licenses
have
been
"that we-all w ill have to accommodate ful not to flush the covey, but every
munication are not working very
the first European churches
mailed to all owners o f motor ve­
ourse'ves to the ways hyeh."
d?l,a1rB a m0Bth Pre vldes food
well.
i boy received from the next winter’s
hicles In the state and they are urged and physical necessities for an or.
Evidently Jim was the Simms’ first , teacher some confidential hint as to
to
apply
early
so
that
they
may
get
caller
since
they
had
settled
on
the
edor-H
nd
,
l
°°
*
y8‘
r
p
rr
Tl<lf
’
for
his
plans, and some suggestion that Jim
The Oklahoma senate, which voted
little brushy tract whose hills and was relying on the aid and comfort of
their licenses by January 1st.
’ f noM “
7 8’ 1 Tb ’ obsarvanca
to Impeach and oust Governor Wal­
of Golden Rule Sunday by • mil
trees reminded them o f their moun­ that particular boy.
tains. Low hills, to be sure, with only
fan’J ,'<’« ’ »I Provide
ton. thus making Mr. Trapp governor
Newt Bronson, especially, was
enough fund, fo r y JC<, 5an(, s of prph, BS
a footing of rocks where the creek
in fact, then divided on a b ill to re­
leaned on as a strong staff and a very
thev
P* ° DI * br,,*< dread together,
had cut through, and not many trees, present help ln rime of trouble. As
they become triendi,. On this Inter-
quire secret societies to file Hats of
but down In the creek bed, with the
fo r Raymond Simms, It was clearly
oaks, elms and box-elders arching
their members w ith the secretary of
oi
best to leave him alone A ll this talk
na‘ ‘ ona
-»lively w ill gather
overhead, the Simmses could Imagine
of corn selection and related thipgs
state.
There were the lucky num­
•he . a m i ? V ”” ’ t#b' 8’ Pa rta * B*
themselves beside some run failing
wag new to him, and he drank It In
•A’ , * • * " • food ’■•^resenting the menu
ber o f 23 klansmen who voted on tins,
into the French Broad, or the Holston
H i « - th e i
thirstily. He had an inestimable ad­
which the unfort, mate children of the
The creek bed was a withdrawing
and the equally lucky number o f 13
pro-we d ba_______
vantage over Newt ln that he was
»• T . F R E N C H
ih
’.'w.1.’.'
‘« » )n
• ’ ■olence
of
room In which to retire from the starved, While Newt was surfeited
the
U M {, ?°P#'
t
J#5 ‘ b8
davg
fhg
rewfal "ball and aocl_
___
opposed.
Now Mr. Trapp calls
Optometrist, with
eternal black soil and level cornfields
tb e m eth o d o f torreeam g rle a n m g
w ith "advantages’’ fo r which he had
Rut even thia simple menu the or
the legislature to make the bill a
of Iowa.
rw tfan Y o u aeee g lA.OOSo «25^00
no use.
F M F r e n c h « S o n s
» aB* '? BBOt o*v * uriess the rest of
when
you
bu
y
a
B
E
L
-
VAC
The soil was so poor, in compari­
I'erhap the klan w ill impeach
98 <ortd Practices the Golden Rule
"Jennie." said Cblonel Woodruff,
J E W E L E R S -O P T IC IA N S
son with those black uplands, that the after the party had broken up, T n
too. when he w ill be the s>xth
owner of the old wood-lot could find losing the best hand I ever had, and
Albany, Oregon
pe»chtd governor of the klan ruled
no renter but It was better than the F tp been sofry ."
COOK C O M E « ‘BACK
state.
soil in the mountains, and suited the
T m glad he’s leaving you." said
lonesome Simmses much more than s
Jennie. “ He ought to do something ex­
eOm ^ M~ ® a ,a h ’ ®y husband
better
farm
would
have
done.
They
Portland ha1 a ftlOOO (ira Tuaa
were not of the Iowa people anyhow, I cept work In the field for wages."
th* t^a i' th* «•‘meal »as
“ Fve had no Idea he could make
day avaning whieh Iba fire depeit.
not understood, not their equals—they
S
#
1118 Ml» hard-
good as a teacher—and what la there
boded
and
th
.
tcw
t
h
irn
tK
were
‘pore,"
and
expected
to
stay
rnent «ara stsrted from a cigarat
"pore"—while the Iowa people all ! In It If he does?”
Laundry sent Tuesdays
•tnh careleeely tbrawn away. Barí
Look—Ton have nty anupathv
seemed to be either well-to-do, or ex- 1 “ What has he lost If he doesn’t?"
7 “ H t , n , w tbtaM ^ t0^ w n h
'gency Hnb C leea„R Work,
rejoined Jennie. “ And why can’t he
ador«, atained Angara, tobáceo
peering to become so.
make good?"
o ,:L ‘
Y<* s “ •»“
Jim Irw in asked Old Man Simms
•piula and nombed iotallact and
about the fishing m the creek, and ' “The school board's against him. for
» b ^b e r there » is say duck shooting I one thing." replied the colonel. "They'll
4 ALBANY'
I fire him j j they get | chance. They’re
•tat I «oaa.ua
Fre»o»*t lo .b u r n u U a s
For Next Sunday
Eat Refugee Dinner and
Help the Starving
ray More
S ee -
W hy suffer from
headache ?
Have your eves
examined
‘ »nBw.u ien R?'8 SundaT pa°P'*
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