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H ALSEY ENTERPRISE
VOL. X
HALSEY, LINN COUNTY, OREGON. THURSDAY, AUG 17,
Brownsville Briefs
no
Jots and_Tittles
re!, it wag stated, had arisen over
a lady. One of the balked duclirt%
( B / Elaine Woodworth)
a doctor’s son, took the affair very
much
to heart. The fact that be
Cecil H arrison, Jack Bertram
Short Stories of Happenings in Linn County Generally
and Clarence Doggie made a busi was unable to give hie opponent sat
isfaction preyed on his mind to such
and in Halsey Particularly
ness trip to,Purtlaud M onday.
an extent that be derided to take
Fred Harrison and fam ily ara
hie own life. He wrote letter« to
W ill Beene ahd wife were visitors ja r to the car, at every jo in t
contemplating a trip to Riddle,
his
father and his fiance telling n A lbany F rid a y .
Modern welding can be done w ith
O re., the latter part of thia week
them of hia intention, then locked
out placing the iron in a forge, ar
G.
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K
itchen
a
n
!
fa
m
ily
went
F ra n k Newland baa been qnite
himself in hia room and shot him- o Goshen Sunday.
of old, and a crew of meu has been
worried because someone has stolen
welding enough steel to each end of ,
aelf.
bia Slutz Bearcat automobile. A n y .
one knowing its whereabouta ie
requested to
return it to the
owner.
MEMORY PLAYS QUEER TRICK
Educated Finger» ef T yp ew riter Op.
H arold Stevenson has a good
ereter Retain T h e ir Skill
radio outfit which he constructed
for Fifteen Years.
himself. M r. Stevenson said th a t
tw enty
dollars covered all the
Memory plays some queer tricks
expeoee».
at times. There ia a Leeds mau who,
Harvest was delayed somewhat until fifteen years ago, spent a por
for a while by the recent rain, bui tion of each day in typewriting let
the farmers were glad to sej it . ters.
In retrospective mood, be
nevertheless, k’ ..
lately looked back on that period,
M . 8. Woodworth motored to and tapped the table with hia finger-
the county sedt Thursday of last tips as if beginning a letter.
w eek.
"Dear Sir,” be picked out with
Rev. E arl Cochran, a former out trouble, hia fingers finding the
pastor of
Brownsville
Baptist right places for the conventional
churoh, w ill pyeacli a t the union opening; <nd drifting into thy ov<*-
services neat Sunday evening a> fam iliar phraseology, he discovered
the M elhqdist Church. H is many
that the place of every letter in the
frieu dt »ry glad to bear the news
keyboard had remained lodged in
Irene J p rriio n and C arm elita his niemery for fifteen years.
W o jd w o rth bayo recently made
He could not write out tbs
arrargem ynta to do light house board without reflection, but onia
keeping and attend college in
his finger« were moving they found
M cM innville t h ’« wiuter,
every letter and figure and pusetus-
tion mark without effort.
“T a t the queer thing is,” lia said,
EXAGGERATED IDEA OF HONOR “ that I cannot be sure of renumber-
Vienna Student Kills Him self Because ing birthdays and a certain wedding
day nnlesa I mark them in a diary.’’
Unable to Give Enemy Proper
Satisfaction.
—-Tit-Bits.
The recent tragic death of a
young engineering student in Vien
na shows to what the exaggerated
code of honor still upheld in gome
Continental countries ia liable to
lead, remarks the Vienna corre
spondent of the Times.
A few weeks ago the police raided
the rooms of the Saxenia Student«’
association and prevented a duel
which was about to taka place be
tween two of its members. The duel
was no ordinary “menrur” bout, but
a serious encounter which was to
settle an affair of honor.
The qnar-
W e H ave
EVERY THING
O ptical
E Y E S T R A IN
Is the Cause of Many
H U M A N IL L S
If your eyes give you trouble or
your glasses »re annoying
SEE US. We can Relieve You
Bancroft Optical Co.
t
313 1st S t IV. Albany. Phone
BOB I T I
I f long hair goes it may take fool
ish hats and dresaez with i t When
men wore long hair they dressed
foolishly.
Bobbed hair will save
time.
Every woman could read
Plato in the time the wastes twist
ing around her finger wisps of hair
pulled from her comb and depos
ited in a paper cornucopia, to be
made later into a rat, “all my own
hair.”
>
I f every woman read Plato she
would know enough to have her
children after thirty and select a
father old enough to have a brain
full grown, nOt a mere fox trot rec
ord. Time ia our only possession.
Bobbed hair «avet it.
Bob your
hair. But than forget it a« men do.
Don’t fuss over it.— Atlanta Geor
gian.
Havi >g about i’ou' lad tba price
tba minara' a'rike haabaen
reltle 1 in several aaotioua of tba
oountry. Mr. Hoovar r«ki con.
grass to (top thia profiteering.
of coal,
A Few
Groceries for Harvesters
Mr«. H ugh Leeper made a visit each ra il to bring it back to it«
i f a couple of days at Tangent this original level with the rest of the
week.
rail.
Frank Potter's honaehold goxls
Undertaker Delbert S tarr
of
were shipped to Portland
this Brownsville met Saturday'« train
viek.
from Portland with hia b e irie and
John Reese Mallow and Mies took the remains of Mrs. M ary
□ora H arris, both of S h e ld , were Hum e of Portland, widow of Peter
Hum e,
to
Brownsville.
Mrs.
married Mouday.
Hum e resided a t B row nsv'lls for
Mrs. Stewart, late of S tiw a rt A
many years and ber funeral was
Price confectionery, and Jean went
at 2:30 Sunday at the residence of
to Lebanon Tuesday.
ber brother-in-law , Joseph Hum e
11. E . Davie aud w ife went to of that city.
Albany by auto and returned by
“ W h y Girls Leave H om e” at
train Monday.
the R ialto Mouday draw the first
M r. and Mra. W in n ifo rd and fu ll house since vacation tim e be
friends from Albany went to C rab gan. The play was fu ll of interest
tree Sunday on a picnic.
and ita moral toue unquestionable
Lawrence T a y lo r, Glenn and I t emphasized the part of parental
Sarle Frum left this morning for negligence in the delinquencies of
Jrater Lake in ihe Frum car. the young and the need of in te lli
They w ill be gone about two weeks. gent, comprehending eymphathy
and comeradeship between pareuts
M ia. C. If . Koontz and sons aud children.
H»rin«n and M artin arrived borne
Mrs. M . M. W ard, K a rl B ram
•londay evening from their vaca*
w ell’s grandm other, 81 years old,
ion »t Newport.
resides at Brownsville.
8be a r
H 'r r y H « rg e t
of Harrisburg rived in Halsey Tuesday, after a
lied la ri Wednesday.
H e fell tour including A lb a n y , Eugeue
rom a load of bay in a field near and other places. M ra. W ard is
Innction C ity Ihe previous Sat- as spry as the ordinary person of
*rd»y and fractured his skint 60 and seldom w«ar oyegla'se:.
Eugene, K a r l’s
M r. France, recently in charge Mrs. M ille r of
if the railroad station here, has mother, came with her from there
ocated at North Bend. C. E.
libers of Portland is handling the
•flics line,
A permanent appoint-
oent of an agent here is expected
•y September 1.
Mrs. Ida C uuiuiingr cin ie from
the county seat Tuesday to loo'<
after real estate property here, re
turning horns the nvxt day. She
{topped at thu home of her broth
er, George Maxw ell.
Á
Golden W est Coffee........................
45
M. V. K. Special, 3 lbs................ 1 .0 0
Shasta Tea, 1 lb..............................
60
Trco Tea, 1 lb....................................
75
Mother's Delight C o rn ................
15
P. S. Bantam Corn........................
25
Guittard’s Chocolate, 1 lb. ,.........
35
Bulk Cocoa....................................
Tru Blu G rahams................. k......
Ti n Blu Cookies, 25 to 40c pr. ,b.
Zan Brooms, 50c, 75 and 11
12lc
20
Intermediate League. 0:30.
Epwuil'a League, 0:30.
Preaching, 7:30.
Prayer meeting, Thnradey, 8.
Rev, C. T. Cook, Parlor,
Shedd Shots
(B y Anna Pennell)
Altou Coatee of A lbany, with
bia fa m ily , visited hia father and
Fuad I, New Ruler ef Egypt,
Checkmated the British
Reeident.
Roy K eudall is carrying mail
for Kenneth Robson while be is
on his vacation,
Tn 1913 Fuad I, the new king
FfD'Pb was an unsuccessful can
didate for the Albanian throne, after
having been colonel of artillery in
the Italian army. When he bet’ame
■ultan of Egypt his role under the
protectorate of England was not al
ways easy to maintain.
Due day a messenger of the B rit
ish resident asked him to sign an
ordinance against tha Egyptian na
tionalist«.
He refused. ’ And the
messenger of the resident signified
to him with the utmost courtesy:
I shall then to my regret have
to- arrest and imprison your high-
Fred Sprenger aud Z e ll* K en
nedy were A lbany shopper Tues
day.
Hew
ti'ta.”
“ Permit me,” replied Fuad Pasha
to go to my room for a moment to
reflect.”
A few moments later Fuad came
back in the uniform of an Italian
colonel.
M r*. L. G . Thompson «pent the
week in Portland.
Mra. Bud M c E lv a in of Portland
ia vitiliog her huabaud in Shedd.
M r. and Mrs. T routm an and
daughter G a il, M r.
and Mr»
Meyar and daughter Thais and
A rth u r A l i a t viviled at Barnes'
at Jeffeiaon Sunday,
Alice Power« of A lbany is visit
ing her sieter, Mr*. Jack Cornett.
Grace Elizabeth B eall ol Browns
at E lm e r Marge-
ron’a.
ville is visiting
Rev. M r. Reed left M onday for
Portland, where h it ton was op
erated on for a growth in hia nose.
Home-Made Dress Forms? »3
The dress-model invention th a t
has beeu introduced by departm ent
Tribune.
of agriculture exports and the O.
A. C . was demonstrated Tuesday
GONGS BRIf.'Q FORTUNE
at tbe residence of Mis* Nettie
Spencer, she being tbe aubjeet.
Sirs. Carrie Jacobs-Bond, the
D ie O. A. C. furnishes an o u tfit
American woman who has made a for $1. T hia consists of au under
fortune as a writer of popular songs, shirt. a razor and enough gutniued
was a poor widow when she took to paper tape Io me ke the d res* form.
song writing.
She obtained the Sound: funny, doesu’ t it?
Here is the process: T h e subject
means for publishing her first songs
by painting china— and also by go dona the Undergarment and take*
ing without food and warmth. A l position. The operation takes a
together she has written more than wearisome length of tim e, d urin g
which she moat stand rigidly in
four hundred songs, and has built
position, therefore assistants sup
up an immense publishing business, port her
arm * aud help her.
which her son now manages.
W earing the undergarm ent, aha ia
wound about with tbe gummed
H E A V Y T R A F F IC
paper tape until she ia completely
Covered with it from neck to waist
“M in t's Ihe name of this townP and half way to the elbows.
“Chiggersville," said the eon-
As soon as ft ie d ry the razor ie
ductor of the limited.
used to cut the tape-covered gar
ment apart down the front and
“ What did you stop here for?”
hack and it i* taken off in two
“ Io take ou hooch and water.”
part«, fastened together again ami
"Eh ?”
"(h e re ’s a tank up where the en tilled with excelsior on which to
tit your dress.
gine is and 1 notice the smoking ear
Fifteen Indies were present and
is catching a good many rough-look
each of them ill tu rn ,
w ith tbe
ing citizens with paper suitcases.''
aasiatac.ee of t h ' othsre, ex pacta
— Birmingham Age-Herald.
to have one of the»a tnojela in ide,
upon which she can fit ber dresse«
Stayton had a ftO.COO fire yea- hereafter.
terday which d is lro y e l the Com-
uiercial hotel and two gcnoral
Congrega is asked for 130,000
-tores and damaged other build for an eloctric lig ht plant for the
ing*.
Oregon caves.
He was not arrested.—New York
Saturday Special!!
FABRIC TIRES
%
•
I
30x3 Tires
$6.30
30x35 “ .......... 7.30
CORD TIRES
MASON CORDS
$12.50
This 30x3] Mason cord is as large as
a standard 3 I x4.
10, Bible achonl.
11, L o rd ’« Supper.
Sermon.
A Halsey girl danced in private the-
7, C hristien Endeavor.
‘ a tries! ■ in Portland and had her "plcter
8. Sermon.
I tuk " but will not show It except to the
L eder Jone«, pastor.
Preach)»;. II.
- -a,— —
Can You Guess Her Name ?
Church A nnouncem ents
Junior League, 8,
— --------------- i - —
H»« a Settlem ent Where the
Fair 8 rx Bring Up
the Pearls.
C hristian:
All prices less 5% for cash
M
Japan
Halsey Christian Clinrch
EVERY KIND of FRUIT JARS and TRIMMINGS
OjengSaturday Evenings
W H ERE W OMEN DO TH E DIVING
KING'S ESCAPE FROM ARREST
30x31
Methodist
Sunday School, 10.
M. V. KOONTZ CO.
~~~~
Near the city of Ishinomonsky,
m Japan, is a settlement in which
woman’s rule may be said to be
complete. The wives support the
husbands and are the acknowledged
. There were two pairs of baby
heads
of the family. The men keep
twins at Ihe Christian cl.urch last
Sunday and an effort w ill be made house aud do other work that usu
o have four pairs there next Sun- ally is performed by women.
lay and have them photographed,
This condition of affairs is due
it looks as though th a t chinch was »imply to the fact that the women
{rowing.
are more proficient in the chief in
K a rl Bramwell has bought the dustry of that vicinity than the men
The settlement is on Schiam bay,
oretty modern dwelling owned by
Prank Porter on the corner of Foutb where pearl shells are abundant and
jn d J streets and moved in. M r. are taken from the bottom of the
Genzel is expected to fo rw itli pro sea, says Asia Magazine.
These
ceed with bia garage plans on the women pearl-divers think nothing of
place the Bramwell« have occupied. working at their task for ten hours
Mrs. O p ’ l Higbee and tw in boya * day, remaining for two or three
Clair and Clarence of Tangent are minutes at a time below the surface
visiting Mrs.
Higbee's
sisters, of the water.
Mrs. W . H . Robertton, Mrs. E .
The birth of a boy is considered
C. M illa r and Mrs. I. E. Gardner.
The boy* celebrated tbeir second bad luck, while great rejoicing hails
the arrival of a baby girl. Men are
birthday M onday, August 14
regarded as inferior in every seuse.
The Southern Pacific has had a ! A t the early age of four years girls
crew of men doing a job th a t a are taken to the sea and taught to
'ew year* ago would never have
swim and dive. A t fourteen they
been thought of. Ralls wear fast
begin in earnest
A t forty they
er at the euds, where wheels first
usually
"retire.”
strike them, than anywhere else,
I t is not uncommon for many of
with the result th at there is a
little depression, which causes a them to have become grandmothers
Flavo F lo u r.....................................$1 .6 5
Olympic or Crown...............
2 .4 0
Prem ium Tomatoes, 3 cans
...
50
A. A L. Tomatoes.........................
20
Darimade Milk, 12 cans .............. 1.25
Cornflakes......................................
jo
Macaroni, 12 lbs.................
1 .0 0
(Continued on page 3)
at that age or a little later, and the
rest of their lives is spent in edu
cating younger generations in the
art of swimming and diving.
very elect among her friends. The
photographer being bound by no prom
ises, let a copy out to an engraver.
You ntver taw the coalnme. I f you
recognize her in this disguise jnst ask
her and she will probably not deny ber
identity, bat don't ask the printer man.
for be is not permitted to tell. She
wore French heels only in the play, and
would not wear thort akirta even there.
Sensible girl I
LI
f t
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delivered at your door. AH orders sent
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