V
PAG E 2
H A L S E Y E N T E R P R IS E
A P R IL 27, 1922
WHERE YOUR TAXES GO
a bare pittance when they'could com
mand salaries double or treble the
amounts they receive from the govern
ment, but whe, fo r the love of their
country and for the love of their
work, hare rejected alluring offers In
the field of private enterprise
They
were too fine and too patriotic to leave
their posta
i
by the birds chirping and a queer
6 /ite (2o n f e e t io n er^
whiatle of some strange bird. I
129 Broadalbin »t.
realized that I bad been dreaming.
OBBGON
As 1 recalled my dream, 1 thought ALBANY
If vou are hungry when in ,-Vbany
I was boarding the great ship,
coinc where lor a very little money you
called tbe Senior Class.
can get the best lunch or dinner, pie-
As I entered
the stateroom, pared by tbe beat cooks, and eat it amid
which ia the high school buildiog, pleasant surroundings. A few items .’
I felt very proud to think I was Soups___ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5c
on this large ship of education. M e a ts . — —---------------- --------- 15 and 20c
Vegetables--------------
5c
1 Aa I gazed over the water, far far Salads
_________________ -.5 , 10 and 15c
in the distance I saw trees, some Pie „ — —_______. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . lUc
small, .some a little taller, and Cake .............................................................10c
some tall ones. These represented Chicken dinner evey Sunday______ ..40c
O ther prices sim ilar,
the freshman, sophomorO and
E D S T O R T Z Prop.
junior claaee*, but they all te e m e d
small by the side of the ship, call
ed the Senior Class.
A man called “ All aboard” and
we were off on our education voy
age. This man was the professor
"Pupils” , he began, “ ibis is the
G O O D R IC H ,
starting of a new year.
You are G O O D Y E A R and F ISK
ail here for your own good. Let
us go forward with a will of< doing
T IR E S
our best. Let each one do his or W e w ill be open evenings from now
her own part to make this claaO a on d uring tbe summer months.
success, that tbe class ¿ext year IfP lease do not call Sunday unless neces
may use you for an exaidple-”
s ity .
Yours tru ly,
The baggage-man stopped for
ward and begau to makh prepara
Foote Bros.
tions for stopping. Thia free the
senior class president, who called
the class to order aud asked for
C. C. B R Y A N T
the nomiuatidns.
ATTORNEY A T LAW
Soon another whistle was heard
and we were all launched safely 201 New First Nat’l Bank Bld'g,
<>ti the other aide of the ocean of
Albany, Oregon,
Failures, and on the ocean, tar in
the distance, the next senior class
was starting on its educational
Amor A. Tussing
voyage.
LAWYER AND NOTARY
A French chemist declares that
(by Edward G. Low ry)
the world. Yee; they bound them
They
An independent—N O T neutral— news selves—with a rope of sand.
XIV.
paper. published every Thursday,
promised to withdraw from Shan
SYSTEM
IS
ALL WRONG
by W m I I . & A. A W H E E L E R .
tung by a specifiic date if—.
Wiu. II. W h k m i . k h E d ito r.
The great difficulty that stands In
M m A A. WHKKI.KB Business Manager They promised to get out of Siberia the way of discussing U n do Sam as
and Loud News Editor.
and northern Saghulien by speci an employer la that there la no such
“Under the compelling force o f pa
person. T he men who stand In the
fied date if—.
triotism they made w illing sacrifices
relation of employer to th eir subordi
Subscriptions, <1.50 a year in advance
They are withdrawing fro m nates are nothing but employees them during the w ar, but with the return of
Transient advertising, 25c an inch; per
peace the government cannot expect
manent, 20c. N o discount for time tho e places as rapidly
as they selves, ami temporary ones a t that, to retain these employees Indefinitely,
or space
withdrew from Korea after promis w ith a very fleeting tenure of office. because In justice to themselves and
In " l'a id -fo r Paragraphs," 5c aline.
Cabinet officers and members of con
ing,
without any *‘ifs” , to do so. gress, to whom the rank and file of their fam ilies they w ill sooner or later
Noadvertisiug disguised as news.
accept the larger opportunities th a t are
Well, maybe they will fulfill all employees look for guidance for. a open to them In the world of husln
solution
of
th
eir
problems,,are
simply
and Industry unless tbs government
before the f ilia l
H A L S E Y , Linn Co., Ore A p ril 27, 1922 those promisee
fleeting flgnres that come and go. with
judgment day,” and maybe they tbelr own Interests to serve. They proposes to pay them salaries that at
least reasonably approach the value of
testify freely enough as to conditions
won’t.
their services.
RELIGION BY LAW
of government employment. Senator
At Washington we acheived a C arter Glass, recently secretary of the
“Only prompt action by the congn
to build up a permanent and dignified
I great diplomatic
triumph —on treasury, for example:
civil service which w ill include men
At the laying of the cornerstone' paper.
•T h e largely multiplied business of
of great ability and high attainments
of the national Baptist memorial
the government cannot be conducted
Our congress, while dallyiug with efficiency and economy unless can prevent mistakes and failures In
to Roger Williams at Washington
with inconsequential trifles, rec- there he attracted to and retained in the transaction of the public business,
the consequences of which may be
last Saturday Secretary of State
oginizes the situation sufficiently the puBHc service a group of highly calamitous.”
Hughes declared that the principle
well-paid and permanent offl
Ex-Representative Good, who was
to rescind the drastic cut it had trained,
clals of supervisory grades.
Uncer
of religious liberty was distinct
chairman of the appropriations com
proposed to make in the navy.
tainty of tenure In some Instances and
mlttee of the house. Is equally frank
ively an American institution ”
Lord Nortbcliffe, the British inadequacy of compensation have
‘T o d ay duplication In the govern
ami that the memorial was “ a
closed the public service to many men
newspaper king, home from a trip of
ment service abounds on every hand
the best type or forced them out of
tribute to the pioneer who first in
around the world, declares that government employ at the moment of For example, eight different depart
America erected the standard of
menta of the government, with large
Japan it
consolidating
and their greatest usefulness
overhead organizations, are engaged
religious liberty” and a *' pledge
‘T h e war has increased the public
strengthening her military system
In engineering work, In navigation, Ir
that ibis principle shall be held
more than twenty-five fold and
rlgatlon and d rainag e; eleven different
at an expense that makes her tax debt
has augmented the functions and ac
invi i! ite.”
are engaged In engineering
ation the most burdensome in the tivities of the government In many bureaus
Mr Hughes ought to know bet world and that her object is dom ways. The duties are greater and the research; twelve different organlza
tlons are engaged In road con
ter th in that. That principle has ination and subjection first of responsibilities are larger than those stmctlon, while twelve, w ith large
o f other days, to the standards of
overhead organizations, are engaged
been \ioiated by state laws every China and then of the world,
which it Is not to be expected tbal
In hydraulic construction and sixteen
day of the existence of the nation
Japan’s
diplomats
are the the government w ill ever return. The are engaged In surveying and map
conditions are such that failu re to take
One reason Mr. Williams was ban
ping. Sixteen different bureaus exer
shrewdest in existence. Whe
>dors follow a regular sequence
the necessary action to invite and
B row nsville , O regon
else Jurisdiction over water-power de
ished from the religio-political
hold
In
the
public
service
men
o
f
ex
representatives of other nation
like tbe notes of a musical scale
velopment.
Nine different organize
state of Massachusetts was his pro
dons are collecting Inform ation on the md can be combined in groups as
think to have them oornerod be ceptlonal ability and of real distlnc
tlon In their fields can result only lp
test against a Sunday law as vio-
consumption of coal. Forty-tw o differ
yond escape thev suddenly discove
soothing to tbe mind and nose aa
grove burdens to the taxpayers o f the
Peterson
ent organizations, w ith overhead ex
iutlng religious liberty. He found
country and In possible disaster.
that the little brown man is ju
music
to
the
mind
aud
ear.
When
penses,
are
dealing
with
the
question
ed the Aiuerian Baptist church in
Fine
“A lready the transaction of the
of public health.
like Josh Billings' flea, “ W h e n
t nose artist lets loose a tune of
plot >et against religious legislation
business o f the government Is ham
“The Treasury department, the War
you put your fiuger on him be pered by deficiencies of personnel due
-mella on-us may the Lord deliver
but today there are members of
Dress Shoes a Specialty
department, the In te rio r department
aiu’t there."
to the return to private life of many
is from jazz!
that church working for a uational
and the Labor department each has a
men of large capacity who during the
bureau dealing w ith the question of
501 Lyon s t, Albany, Oregon,
Sun Jay law.
period o f active w arfare were willing
Among Brownsville people who
general education. These department*
Keep
your
powder
dry,
but
be
and glad to nerve their country al
i hey may not get it, but men
ailed on Mrs. Wheeler Sunday
operate Independently; Instances o f co
great personal sacrifice. I have come
aru being fined and imprisoned optimistic.
operation between them are excep were Jeweler W. J, Laos and wife
to learn that there are heroes In the
tional. Each o f these departments Is
un ier state law for working on
civil establishments as well as in the
Because 25,000 permits havi m ilitary services, self-sacrificing pa manned at all times w ith an organlxa Mrs. J. Wi Cook and son David,
Sunday, though they obey the dec-
Hies Beatrice Walgamot, Mrs. W
WILDEY LODGE NO. 65.
tlon prepared to carry the peak of the
been issued in New York for tli
trlots who toll year In and year out foi
Robert Loucks,
alng and refrain from lal>or on the
Regular meeting next Saturday
load aud maintains an expensive A. Davenport.
carrying of concealed weapons the
ready-to-serve personnel.
A lack of Paul Kent and Lloyd Henderson. night.
seventh day.
Albany Democrat argues that then
co-operation
In
the
executive
depart
Everyone is cordially in v ite d to a-
New Hampshire has incapaci
ments necessarily leads to gross ex-
must be as many carried withoin end the
The Albauy-Lebanon-Caacadia
t.ced Roman Catholics from hold
travsgance. The system la wrong, and
license by the bad men against
rjad
project
has been poet
congress alone can change the system."
'r o y r a m
R,ven by the
ing office. The principle of relig
whom the licenses need the protec
poned
till
a
more
convenient Bea
Office 1st door south of school house
lots liberty is not held inviolate
S ta n d a r d S h e a re r
son.
1
Halsey, Oregon.
tion afforded by the weapons
School Essays
Maybe. And maybe half or more girls at R ialto ball Saturday.uight, Apri
Dealer in Real Estate.
(By Virgil Corbin)
A DIPLOMATIC FLEA
At last spring smiles more than
H a n d le t Town end Country Property.
of the licensees are the had men -’9, 1922.
Gravity:
me day in succession. Ice cream G ive h im a call and tee if he can fix
The real underlying motive in themselves. Who knows?
I am a power that none can under
becomes again a constant instead you up.
c tiling of the Washington disarm.
stand.
>f all kinds. B ring your cash i
if a eemi-occasioual visitor at
. iinint conference was to dispel an
I
rise
through
air,
through
aea,
When masked meu raided » :oiue.
‘
Hewait
& Price’s and the little
through land.
i-ctual disturbing and uncomfort-
teeds in the ground send Up shoots.
home at Inglewood, Loa Angeles,
I
point
the
p
ith
for
the
world
to
utile uneasiness over our relations
F O R SALE cheap—One light
Sunday one of them was shot and
follow.
Electric Haircutting, Massaging
with Japan.
I make the water aeek forever the
killed aud two wounded. Tin
Sen.
and Shampooing.
Our administration breathed a man killed proved to be an officer
hollow.
Cleaning and Pressing.
great sigh of relief and sent broad of the iaw engaged in an unlawful New Willard Battery. Car i A feather obeys my stern command,
f bold tbe sun in my mighty hand.
cast songs of rejoicing when the raid. Whenever a band.of masked very good shape.
E.
C
. M IL L E R
or O iegon Q tty
.
Whenever you try your weight on
Foote Bros,’ Garage
Nipponese bound themselves to men parades, unless ku iwn to
scales
Formerly Brownsville Man
withdraw from China and Siberia the authorties and licensed, ii
ARCHIE CORNELIUS
You test my strength that never
wanted, youngorm id
for
and to cease construction of what ought to be lawful to shoot at them
fails.
die
aged.
Etderl
Men apend their lives in vain to
wight become the biggest navy in and shoot to kill.
couple ; no washing : <5 a week. Mrs
learn my ways,
E xp ert
workmanship. Watches
Win. H Wheeler, postoffice building
and
To claim for man what wisdom
dock« a specialty.
Halsey.
that they may.
HALSEY
OREGON
FO R SALE
Though I am always at your very
band
Honesy, efficiency and econOmft w
’ ith
tw en ty per cent reduction in
I rule the stars, tbe aea, the land,
maintenance expenaea
For I can claim neither sound, or
guaranteed
shape or aight,
One l ear old.
] Phone 26 Yat tbe whole world hangs on my
mystic might.
A IL Q U IM B Y
All work done promptly and
■TT-
reaaonably. Phone No. 26W.9
(ByClarice Gourley)
A . C J E N K IN S
"hanticleer :
W R IG H T & PO O LE
Chanticleer was a large black
Fisk Premier Tread
Six Ply N ob - Skid
tlinorca
cock.
Iu
tba
sunlight
L IC EN SED F U N E R A L D IR EC TO R S
SO I 3 1 1 -1 1 0 .«
Cord 31 x 4
<27.00
his glossy feathers reflected all tbe
Nan-Skid Fabric
H A RRISBU RG
LEBAN ON
Non-Skid Cord
3 0 x S H - 14.85
olors
of
the
rainbow.
His
comb
RED
STAR
Oil
Stoves
Phone 35
Phone 15
BAI.TIMOR*
BUILDING
32 i 4 — 30.50
Extra-Ply Red Top
«vas as red as the coat of the ecar
Branches at
C or F ir s t A Lyon »tt.. Albany, Gregor
80 x 3M— 17.85
Non-Skid Cord
et ta nager
On
tbe whole,
Brownsville, Phone 37C15.
Six-Ply Non Skid
32 x 4W— 39.00
haniee, as he was called by hia
,
Hslsey Phone 166, Frank K irk , M g r
Clincher Cord
Non-Skid
Cord
w . G . C A R T E R 'S
few friends and a quaintances, was ¡ O t h e r O il Stoves
30 x SH — 17.85
34 a 4M— 41.00
a very handsome cock—but proud
Six-Ply Non Skid
Cord Straight Side
--- *>.»..
...
nd haughty aa Lucifer.
up
Non-Skid Cord
T im a to R e -tlr e ?
3 « x 3 IM
H — 19.86
35 1 5 — 5L60
One morning Chantee flew down E veryth in g at bargain prices.
( B u y F la k )
from his rafter in the barn and
422 West First st., Alhany, Oregon.
trutted out and began to bully a
i t ready for order* for all kinds of haul
r P H E lower prices on Fisk G ir d Tire« are interest-
*
ing. M oving a specialty.
Phone l i t small bantam cock called B-ntie,
■ ing to you because they buy more tire value than
whom he considered greatly in- \
2842 page«
ferior to himself. Bantee was very
higher priced tires can give you. Comparison w ith
;
400,000 vocabulary terms
mall, and be was just as kind and
6000 illustrations
other tires w ill show you Fisk are bigger, stronger,
(Successors to Croas A W h ite )
humble aa Chantee was proud and
Two
doors
north
of
the
hotel
12,000 biographical entries
and lower priced throughout the range of sizes.
30,000 geographical subjects
Am prepared to do all kinds o)
f B r r e 'x a Fï<i Tire o f t r l r a value In ercr-y rtxe.
shoe repairing. Satisfaction guar
admiration for Chantee war _ _
i or-, f r u r l o r speed w agon
work o f all kinds.
very
great.
Chantee.
they
anteed.
Also
thought, was tbe best fighter in
J E W E T T the C O B B L E R . the hernvard. But aftor Chantee
r*patrtng
W e hare up-to-
or the new edition, with all
bad been beaten very badly by k J lIU C date machinery for doing
the now
little Bantee, who was very quick first-claae work.
with his spurs, they found that
they had much mora respect for
Wo make a
him than for Chxntee, who had
Specialty o f
picked a fight with someone much
smaller than he. So Chantee col
Friendship,
Come and learn prices before you boy
FO R $12
lected his scattered wite and crept
Engagement and
O ur prices are made w ith the object of
away to nurse bis wounds.
- enterprise ofpice
making sales
W edding
Moral The oue that attracts
H A L S E Y E N T E R P R IS E
H
ALSEY
GARAGE
A.
I. O. O. F.
W . J. R ibelin
Am usem ents
B A R B E R SH O P
Studebaker Car
THOS. F. R Y A N
M Ï7
W ATCHMAKER & Jeweler
Housekeeper
compare
STATE
TREASURER
R egistered Short
horn Bull.
F. M. GRAY,
E. L. Stiff
Draym an.
FURNITURE EXCHANGE
ARCHITECT
$30 to $75
Delivery Truck
$15
Shoe R epair Shop
H IL L & ©
■""'ÎSi
FISK
V TIBES y
General Hardware
Practically new. $8
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f
W ebster’s
International
Dictionary
F a r m M achinery W ords o f the
and Im plem ents World W ar
Rings
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ALBANY
OREG.
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"’•’•iGao E ngines
(By Wilmette Forster)
HILL & CO.
Launching tbe Ship:
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O u t m orning J w u awakened• I f A l S C y ,
Oregon
FARM ERS
usually have an
_
accumulation of
« rtic let no longerjn
loogerjneeded, or succeeded
nee whi
by batter one«
which somebody would
like to obtain. An advert! im etit tbe
sue of th ia coating 25c. mi;
night find a
buyer and covert what
oow onlv trash into good
CASH