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HALSEY ENTERPRISE
DEC. 29. 1921
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senate by a 15-to-14 vote and the
NEW AND
last week was an article by
S econd hand :
An independent—NOT neutral—news attorney-general says 16 votes
Dr. Hunter regarding the ill ef
paper, published every Thursday,
K it c h e n C a b in e ts R a n g e s
were needid to pass it.
Its legal
R ugs
feet on the health of failure Io
by W m . H. & A. A. WHEELER.
ity will probably be th rashed out
D in in g R o o m S e ts H e a t e r s
keep the teeth perfectly clem .
C o n g o le u m
Win. II. W heki . kk Editor.
M bs . A. A. W heblkr Unsiness Manager in the courts before a special elec
Beds
L in o le u m
and Local News Editor.
Pormer Officers of German Im
tion is called.
perial Navy Adept Smug
The idea of the fair advocates is
Subscriptions, 11.50 a year in advance
glers, Is Charge.
42.’ KIRS T ST.,
Transient advertising, 25c an inch; per th a t the popular irrita tio n at the
manent, 20c. No discount for time enormously high taxes would d e
ALjfANY
or space .
feat
any
other
plan
for
raising
the
In “ lJaid-for Paragraph»," 5c a line
No advertising disguised as news.
$3,(MX),(XX) asked for fioui the state,
Phone 205
tint th a t the farm ers m ight vote
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for a gasoline tax and the autom o
Many Stirring Stories About Smug-
condition that they would colonize and
HALSEY, Linn Co., Ore . Dec. 29, 1921
glsrs and Their Doings— Difficult
bile men, who would be th e p rin
cultivate I t They picked Mrs. Wills
for Swedish Coastguards to
for that Job.
cipal ones hit, are not num erous
Stop Them.
She went to Pern several months
•YE D ID IT NOT UNTO T H E S E ’ enough to defeat the bill.
Former Emperor Is Honored by ago and has Just returned after seeing
This is problem atical.
The
Stockholm. — Ruin running Into
a whole lot more than Peru. She had
People of Madeira.
R ev. Milo Bentluy stated S un farm ers, who are already taxed up
Sweden from Germany has devel
raced over the Andean peaks tn a little
day night th a t the proposed com to th e rental value of th e ir farms,
oped into something like a public
American car, finished her work in
scandal, say Swedish newspapers. Women Attempt to Kiss the Hand of Peru and then had motored, ridden on
m u n ity house would he worse than
ere also cousideiahle users-of gaso
The broken nature of the coast tine
a h«ll hole.—Brow nsville Tiinee.
steamboats. In trains and canoes and
the Former Empress—Only Guard
and the thousands of small islands
line and will not all vote for the tax.
swam a little way tn a journey all
Is Plain Clothes Policeman—
A nd he wonders why he does not
dotting the sea approuches are all in
around the continent, and ull alone.
Zita
Is
Affable.
m ane more converts among the
favor of smuggling enterprise.
Mrs. Wills told a reporter all about
Colonel H enry W attorson’s death
The cruft engaged in this trade are
returned soldiers who are to build
It at the Hotel Pennsylvania. She Is a
Funchal,
Island
of
Madeira.—
Former
closes the career of the last of
generally small, fast-sailing schooners,
widow, young, with large, bright, sharp
th e house.
captained, as a rule, by ex-ortteers of Emperor Charles of Austrla-Huugury eyes. She looks as If she could make
those g re a t editors who were bigger
the imperiai’'t “eru“an nivy? '¿ a n y of “Ud ,for“ er Einl,reM ^ la are living
In place of a com m unity build- th an the newspaper they published.
the old ladles perfectly comfortable at
J
quietly in thetr exile.
the skippers bear names well known
ing, or any place of recreation — E u g en e G uard.
tea. teach the young ones some new
't
heir
only
guard
at
the
villa
Vic
In the records of submarine activity.
steps, give all a luncheon they would
very little am usem ent ¡s offered
toria,
wiiere
they
reside,
is
a
plain
Come, now; is it possible you
Since so many young people we,,
Their daring and experience makes It
Brownsville young people. There h iv e n 't heard of the editor of the glasses, the old idea tif-it they make a ory difficult for Swedish coastguards clothes policeman, who accompanies simply coo over and then take the
them on their Journeys about the local pet college youth out on the ten
person look old is seldom mentioned. o stop them.
fore their spare tim e, when not in H alsey E nterprise?
The truth is tint putting off weariup
island
to prevent beggars from bother nis court and trim ulm to a fare-you-
Landed After Night.
Sunday school or prayer m eeting,
glasses when they are needed is wh o
ing
them
and to avert other annoy well.
From Keval, Rostock. Stettin, I,n-
One soon discovers that she knows a
H unting for th e pleasuro of lu ll makes many people's faces look older
ances.
is ap t to be spent on lonely streets,
ick and other German ports these
than they are
d ia ries and Zita are treated as hon whole lot about other things than
els put to sea. thetr cargo always
away from the lights, in w hatever ing has become a much reprojxited
fanning, but she does not look IL She
pastim e in all enlightened coun
onslgned, according to the ship's pa- ored guests by the new governor, MaJ.
com pany attracls them , and some trie s .—C urtis D unham in A lbany
smliee
too easily for a lady pundit.
Acacio
Correa
Pinto,
and
the
other
Por
•ers. to some Finnish port. Once
Maybe that’s why shs gets so much
of them go sadly astray who could D em ocrat.
mong the rocky archipelago of east- tuguese officials. They attend mass on
Information.
rn Sweden, the cargo ts landed plece- Sundays and liuve engaged Canon An
easily have been guided aright it
Amen, says the E nterprise. But
tonio Homeu de Vouveia as their pri
eal
after
nightfall
on
the
rocks,
from
afforded, under judicious supervis we have m any unenlightened h u n t
U. S. FOOD CHEERS TARTAR
hlch It Is later removed hy accom- vate chaphiin.
ion and proper safeguards, such ers am ong us.
After mass recently a few women
,,'lccs ashore, who have n widely rom
A L B A N Y . O BLO .
recreation as youth will seek, u n
ped organization for the Inland dis- outside the church attempted to kiss Huck Finn’s Friends Show Apprecia
H arold A lbro,
Zita’s hand, thus showing thalr af
'rlhutlon of the goods.
tion by Sending Memorial to
der good auspices or bad.
The present duty on Cuban su
M anufacturing op tician .
This Illicit traMM* is said by Swedish fection for a member of the family of
Relief Chief.
Ma ny a parent and many a g ar nets the “ in fa n t in d u s try ” o f f
apera to he enormous. The papers t>om Miguel de Braganza, pretender to
church worker is responsible, thru the American com panies $R1,000,- ‘
re full of stirring stories about smug- Jhe Portuguese throne.
Chistopol, Tartar Republic, Russia —
It Is considered likely that the for Mark Twain and Thomas A. Edison
lers and their doings. They remain
neglect (if duty toward the rising (MX) and adds $162.000,000 to the
'itslile the territorial waters, cruising mer royal pair will engage the villa wars known to the Tartar children of
PRIF.CESS PAINTS HATS
generation, for much waywardness cost of sugar used by the A m eri
;bout until their friends seize thetr Victoria for a permanent residence. this Inland town on the Kama river
and sin, and is u tterly unconscious can people, while crippled Cuban
hance to rush out In fast motor boats, The villa adjoins the grounds of the before the American relief administra
of tile fact.
'ten In a heavy gale, transship the Palace hotel, at which tiie British con- i tion found Its way here and served
industry suffers.
qiior and disappear In the dangerous sul is staying, but the exiles do not the starving youngsters wttli white
It is cheering to see a church
ihyrlnth of the archipelago.
mix with the hotel guests. Charles ls roils mads sf Minneapolis flour.
pastor in Halsey joining with the
fti appswelatlM s f tha American
The law m akers are modest.
Lately the police have started a taetlturn, but Zita Is affable and talks
feeding, tbs local youngsters presented
clieme to beat the rum runners at cheerfully to those she meets.
young people lu their play as well They appropriated onljl 1160,000
lielr own gnme. The other day n
Both enjoyed the voyage through the the American manager of the local
as in more serious m atters
They before they got dowi) to the work
•«dice boat, camouflaged as a smug
Black sea and the Mediterranean on feeding with a memorial reading:
learn to love, b u s t and respect him for which the special session was
"It Is not only agreeable to eat the
'¡ng cruft, boarded a Oermnn schoon
llie British cruiser Cardiff, which
At the risk of being tim t Phari called,
r and loaded up to the gunwale from brought them here, and they expressed lovely American bread and sugar, but
he schooner’s hold, unconscious of themselves as beiug sorry when the It Is pleasant to think they come from
saical the Enterprise notes Haul
j America. We like to read about Amer
be fact that the schooner was just trip ended.
there is apparently more respect
Eugene V. Debs hae been given
•itside the territorial limit. When the
As the cruiser left here on her ica. We particularly love Mark Twain
for law and order and less l>ois- personal liberty, but not liberty
lollcemen tried to leave the schooner homeward trip Charles and Zita stood and Thomas A. Edison. Tom Sawyer
ithout paying, the smugglers threat- in the windows of thetr residence wav and Huck Finn are friends of ours.
teious conduct among the young lo work his mouth in fomenting
We know that Edison made many In
ned to throw them overboard and ing farewells to the officers.
people of H alsey than in the aver rebellion.
here was nothlnfe for them but to pay
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There was some talk of a Portuguese genious inventions. We beg you to
age town.
Very few halloween
dr the liquor.
cruiser being sent here as a guard ship express our gratitude to the Ameri
Russia has abolished C hr'stm as
Carry Off Guards.
or other pranks here savor of m al
to prevent any possible attempt at es- I can people, especially the little Amer
In another case, the correspondent cape by tlie^ormer royal pair, but thus icans. Signed. Children of Chistopol."
E verything th a t it
ice or reckless disregard of other W hy not?
’
as
told, a gale blew up soon after far it has not appeared.
stands for is gone from the land.
people’s rights.
Bride's Fa Toa Good.
F U R N IT U R E
Tooth Brushes and
White Sewing Machines
Tooth Paste at
E. L. STIFF i
Ringo’s Drug Store
ILLICIT TRAFFIC ENORMOUS
TREAT KARL AS GUEST
Keep Your Eyes Young
(Optometrist.
(Eugene Register)
Despite President H arding's de
nunciation of the “ farm bloc" *n
congress as threatening the sacred
p lan of “ governm ent by p a rty ,”
the O regonian’s W ashington cor
respondent w riteg:
I he ' farm bloc’1 has coine to
have, here in W ashington at least,
a m eaning quite a» different as the
term “ republican p a rly ” or “ deni-
ocr.rtic party ”
Senator Penrose does not fee)
strong enough to take any course
olher than largely to let the faun
bloc write whatever tariff it chooses
to write
I n a tair explanation o f. what
the bloc has done with its power,
little can be said in the nature ol
criticism , even by those who are
m ostly disposed to deplore the u n
derlying principle of group actio,,
in politics.
W HERE
ARE T H E BONDS?
WOMAN AN EXPLORER
Don’/ Kill the Goose
T H E WORM TURNS
The gasoline la x , when it is lev
irtd by a single sta te w ithout co
operative action by adj lining
»tates, lias certain very serious de
fects Goaoline, tor exam ple, costs
t wo cents more in Oregon than in
Princess Troubetsky of ttussla, now
C alifornia or W ishington, th u s in.
viling heuvy us is to ship in thei, In exile in London, has opened a stu
supplies f-oni outride P u r hi«ing dlo for the purpose of painting hats
gasoline over the state line result» and glassware. Princess Troubetsky
Is one of the Rusalau nobles Impover
in avoiding the tax
But if Hut precedent set by the (shed by the war. Her painted hats
are becoming quit,- popular with mem
special session o f the ligislattire, bers of the London se,art set.
which has voted to finance a world’s
fair by means of a gasoline tax. is
followed and miscellaneous levies “ DOCTORS" TAR BY WIRELESS
are made on gasoline we shall soon
reach the p o int where the differ- New York Physician Treats Seaman
on Freighter 160 Miles
uce in prices in Oregon alid Cali
at Sea.
fornia and W ashington is larg,
enough to encourage evasion.
New Y o r k .— H o w a physician of the
It in.iv sound foolish to say that public health service 8W
ho-pltal
because of a difference of a few on Hudson street administered to a
cuts in the price of a gall n of seaman on a freighter It m miles at
gasoline the tourist will deny hiiu- |
ls ,lle •»’eat A wireless from the
self the p lea su re of d riv in g thru 'hl,> ,o
team en's church Institute.
D regou,- h u t it ts really not as read
“Seaman suffering from bad swel
foolish as it sounds.
The tourist
Appearance of
is likely to regard such » tax as ling over kneecap.
honsemnld’s knee. Unable to move.
im position, and little im pression- Intense pain. Advise."
arouse ill feelings out of ail pro-
The message was sent to Doctor
portion to th eir sixe.
Gray, who had the following radioed
The present gasoline ta x is w hol back:
ly defensible and at the sam e time
"Ailvlse Epsom salts to pint hot
it is so sm all as not to lead to eva-1 "’«ter Five drops of carbolic acid
sion , but if we get etarted to boost- ' a(Me<1 Apply with tint Compresses
mg it indiscrim inately we s h a ll. to knee Joint several hours.”
I he league of n a tio n s'c o v e n a n t
provides for a council of nations
whose orders were compulsory upon
th e member powers and whose
au th o rity was suRicient to call
tlfion the meinhers to use force as
it might direct. —Albany Herald.
W ill tire H erald please quote,
ju st once, the language of that lind one of th ese d ava t h a t w e h a v e ^Subsequently a me-«.ig.- ..im e fumi
covenant which made those nrd. ,s killed the goose th a t laid the gold- ’T "'."P
,h' patient was out
compulsory »ml -gave the council! '» egg.
I '* P ' "n<1 *ra" 'f ful.
th a t au th o rity ?
"Sporting One's Oak."
And then will it, have the fait
"To sport one’s oak” Is a phrase
ness to state the fact th a t th
signifying that one Is not at home with
United States would have had a visitors. The saying originated at th*
l.ngllsh universities, where the stu-
»ole in th a council and th a t the dente’ chamber» have two doors—an
council could take no action in nner and an outer one The outer
•loor Is made of oak. sod when this
oppoeition to th at vote ?
Q A S O IJN K IS TA KG KT
The special session provi les for
financing the 1985 fair hy im pos
ing an ax tru 2-cent t»x on gaso
line. subject to approval hy popn
la t vote, T h ° m easure passed the
Is closed or "sported’ It denotes cither
that the occupant of the apartment is
• •nt or that he does not wish to he die
lurbed.
Paid In Full.
"I am old-fashioned eneogh.** said
the old Indy with the angular face,
"to believe that honesty pays, my
•tear young nephew."
“Yes. quit
so.” answered <he nephew, "and
httbkely CVM wud. '
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be coast guards liad boarded a ship
WUleaden. Eng.—Brought before
vhlcjl happened to be within the three-
Magistrate Dent for breach of prom-
nlTe limit, and, owing to the dangerous
' Isa, Alfred Wilson said be became sua-
oast, the ship had to put out to sea,
! ptclons when the girl’s father offered
i king the Swedish guards away to
to provide a home, boy the wedding
Terniany.
in Sweden and In Finland many of Has an Exciting Time in South ring and furnish $26 for the honey
moon. So he decided to give up tba
, coast population get thetr living
America.
' < « ri.
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'■v smuggling and refuse to go Ashing
ind carry on their legitimate trades.
Finland, where total prohibition Practical Farmer of California Is Sent
prevails, conditions are even worse
to Peru by Capitalists to Investi
’ in In Sweden. Fishing there has
t
gate Concession Offered by
Wife Brings Offenders
t
• I I rely ceased, it is said, because
the Government.
Into Husband’s Court t
rtitn running ls far more profitable
t
business.
New York.—Mrs. Estelle Wills ls a
Mr. and Mra. Theodore Heeg
practical farmer of Oakdale, near
of Lafrance. N. Y., have a mo
t
-CO BEAVERS CONDEMN “ ART” Stockton, Cal. She does not pretend
nopoly oo the administration of t
V> be an Irrigation expert, but she has
J u at lee in their town. Mr. Heeg t t
Demolish New Home and Dam__Erect driven and climbed over every dnm In
la Juatlee of the peace and his /
the Sierras.
<
One of Own Architecture in
wife haa Just qualified as eon- t
When the farmers of her count}
Bronx Zoo.
atable.
Mr. Heeg swears out t
w anted a report on a big New England
the warrants and hands them to t t
irrigation
and
hydraulic
power
enter
New York— Beavers at the Bronx
his wife, who, In turn, serves t
t
zoo have no use for houses made for prise they sent Mrs. Wills east to find
them and brings offenders be t
them hy man. The keeper's decided out nil about It and tell them what
fore her husband’s court or t
recently that the beaver house not they wanted to learn. She took 40
turns them over to him for de t
only was Inadequate, but Innrttstic, California turkeys with her to sell to
livery to the county Jail.
•
s ". tjie lake was drained, the house the Boston Yankees.
"»in down and a new structure, pteas- . Then some men with money who
ii : to the human eye. erected. The had Investments In I't^n began to look
Waterfall 1.904 Feet High.
water was then let back Into the lake for someone to send down there. They
New Zeeland's highest waterfall,
ai d the heavers swam out to look were offered by the Peruvian govern
» w r their new domicile. It was evl- ment an enormous land concession on named the Sutherland, la 1.904 feet.
'ent tbut they unanimously condemned
lie affair, for without even taking a
peek within, they started to demolish
it. A borne of their own notion soon
appeared
and
everybody
seemed
happy, except the discomfited keepers
V e w is h t o t h a n k o u r f r ie n d s f o r t h e i r M/
and carpenters. The beavers did not
like the dam tlie keepers had erected,
lib e r a l p a t r o n a g e in t h e p a s t, a n d t o a s s u r e W
either, so after they hRd plastered np
*
their bouseq^wlth mud and made
t h e m t h a t w e s h a ll s t r iv e t o m e r i t it s c o n t in -
preparations for a hard winter, they
n a n c e iu t h e f u t u r e .
changed the level of the water in the
lake
f
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London— The famous Bnnk
of England building will soon
be entirely rebuilt, firtdv MRrprul
fi'-ira higher and tl.o ougbly icn-
<>vst<xl Inside and out.
Tlie back’s growth neccssl
tated establishment of offices
outside the old Threadin'.,tie
area, where It la Iwhted It |»
now planned to reunite all those
under one roof
Rff,, , s
|(r^
serve the original features of
the building will he lundv
I
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/b
jk
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READS
t
Bank of England Hone
I
to Be Entirely Rebuilt
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TO
KEEP
YOUNG
Noted Doctor, Who Celebrates 9 8 th
Birthday, Advises Public How
to Stay Young.
New York.—Reading newspapers
will help one to keep young. This ts
the opinion of Dr. Stephen Smith,
founder cf the New York health de
partment. who recently celebrated his
ninety eighth birthday
"Read nil the news In the papers,"
he advised
"Read even tha'murders
I get six papers every day and read
them all through.”
Up to two years ago Dr. Smith
walked eight miles every day- He
sttll takes his dally constitutional, but
bus cut dow p the dletanc».
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