PAGE 2 H A L S E V E N T E R P R IS E HALSEY ENTERPRISE Ao independent— N O T neutral— ucwa- paper. published every Thuraday, by W n . H. A A. A W H E E L E R . W m . H. V /H K lt.o a Editor. M ot. A. A. U h w . i i Business Manager and Local New« Editor. S bncriptions, }l So a year io advance Arrearages, >2 a year. Transient advertising 2Sc an inch, per manenl, 20c No discount for time or spat e In ' Pud-for Paragraphs," Sc aline. Noadvertisilig disguised as news H A L S E V , Linn Co., Ore. Sept. 1, 1921 S E PT I. 1921 happiest when alleviating suffering season At that time the woods or helping to save life. BEAR IN BATTLE are full of fools with tir^rm s and WORSTS “ great” «vent was pollad off in Naw ferany. Don’t go hunting in tbe| open you are liable to be shot for a deer. blether Bear W ith Three Cuba Attacks A person wbo kills a deer or • Cattlemen Armed Only W ith Pocket Knife. p'leasanl to leed the hqugry __ is a disreputable pot-hunter. But one Asheville, N. C.— W a lte r Poster, a who goes out to sboot these crea ttleumn, on a roundup in the Blue ilge mountains, met a mother bear tures for the pleasure of killing is ad three cubs. a sport, coddled bjr the law— an Poster, who Is suffering w ith a badly aristocrat of America. angle«! arm, encountered (he bear uddenly In a dense underbrush and And a toll of humao live« wiped i as forced to rely upon a pocket knife out by accident or blaiued-fool hen the anim al attacked him. blundering it only a part of tba The hear, getting the worst of the coet of the game. nelee. retreated about 200 yards, Autumn Modes and Style Ten dencies Truly Reflected in This Magnificent Showing of - ' APPAREL for MISSES AND LADIE- A R O B B ER ’S PLEA CROOKED S IIC K S -there it was later found dead. Presenting Advance Styles in An old-time English robber, on A popular minister tells a story his way to the gallows, was repre of a man riding along tha road sented as saying: an<l stopping to see what wascaus- “ I'v e robbed the rich to serve the poor ing a commotion among the leaves W hich has brought me uuto d ea th s ! door." in the bushes over tbs fence He The modern organization of! Our prices »»»m impossible when compared with prices elsewhere found a stick that was so crooked but the great buying power of the J. C Penney Co enables us to that it couldn't lie still The min medico, on being barred from share mutual benefits every day in 312 busy stores charging more than >1000 for any ister says there are some people in surgical operation a t Johns Hop- the churches who are lilt« tha stick They are always flopping bios hospital, complains that it is around, stirring up a rumpus necessary to assess rich patients Aery youthful and amart are these silk plush coate. Some are sel Their elbow* are alwavs sticking according to their wealth, because collared and others have both collar and cuffs of rich contrast nut ami hitting everybody who loihfi patient« ar« too poor to pay. ing fur in the newest designs and advanced shapes. Uncle Jeff Sntsw’e brother makes comes near them. one of them say: These meuibsrs profeet brotherly " I ’ve robbed the rich to serve the poor love and humility, but act on the And have brought iiisfay to death's E oqHi8l te ,ines’ rich,y trim™ed Pico Silk Plush, Salt. door." Donnybrook fair motto: “ W her Silk Plush, Behring Seal Plush, Hudson Seal Plush. ever you aee a head b it it .” Another fool tired i nlo moving If the church gets a spineless In this assortment of Silk Plush Coats all the advance styles o minister who tries to please every brush last Thursday, hoping to gel the coming season are included, and every Coat displays in an indi body, these crooked sticks, being a deer he had uot seen, and killed vidoal manner the newest ideas of the autum n—the cuffs, .that sr Jesae Scett of Elkton. The shoot more aggressive than the oth hell-shaped; the long lie-beits with handsome ornarrftnt*; the new members, dominate him, and the er was H R. Lsviaon, an ex po pockets that are a distinctive fealure and the collars, both plain and liceman of Portland. The season church languishes I f a pastor is fur-trimmed, either Tuxedo or shawl effect. secured who baa a mind of hit own seems as open for humans as fai deer. Is all this hunting worth and expíenles hi* convictions be is sure to graze the sore spots of what it costs? tome i f these crooked sticks, whose of \ elour, Bolivia, Veldyoe Embroidered, fur trimmed and p la it. At Brownsville an undertaker i* conception o| charity is on a par Select your Coat here, where the showing is extensive and styles com with that of the Huns who bad reported about to open a hospital. plete. Each model an exclusive design and typical of the s. as u’e Perhaps all those doctors over smartest styles. ■way for a time in Belgian and there were unable to furnish him French territory M few years ag ith enough subjects. Joking and straightway-, the rapping ot aside, the fact is that the under, heads begins and soon there is i taker married a nurse and she is vacant pastorate and an assort ALBANY, OREGON ment of sore-heads. No one needs look far to find a town in which tha preachers have beeu Louuded out of a majority of the churches within two years, and will lie again in tha next two. be cane, though thsv art a Ido and devout, and good church builders, they would not cringe and crawl before a self-seeking few who have ’ rked their way, by hook or by Ciook. into a leadership which is to tlum a steppn.g-stones to self, aggrandizement and puwer. Carpet Cleaning. I f the carpet must be cleaned at home, first beat It thoroughly, ano if you have a vacuum cleaner go over It w.th that. Then make a wad of cotton about the size of an apple Cover It w ith linen and go over the carpet w ith this dipped In a 5 per rent benzine soap solution. I f the colors are dulled, sponge It In a weak acetic acid solution. T h e O th e r W a y A round A commencement speaker warns against the "conceit of le a rn in g .' Con celt proceeds from Ignorance rather than the opposite. T he more on* knows, the more one appreciates tha vast fields of knowledge he cannot reach.— Pittsburgh Gazette-Times. New polished-up Steel Ranges, $58.00 up PLU SH COATS Our Fall Heaters have just arrived. right. Prices Old stoves taken as part payment. y h .5 itw 2 i7 T p Lyon st. XL. Ò 1 IT T ALBANY OREGON $14.75 to $59.75 “Buried Treasure” W ith These Coats are 411 Advance Styles MARION D A V IE S A cosmopolitan production personally ducted by George D, Baker. con A story of W all-street "buccaneers” and pirates of the Spanish M ain. love ¿nd intrigue in Of New York society ; love and battle u rd e r the black flag. An adventure tale of two ages peopled by the same souls RIALTO] FRIDAY Cloth Coats University of Oregon C O N T A IN S ; T h . College o f Literature, The Science and the A r te . The T h e School o f A rchitecture The and A llied A r ts . The T h e School o f Business The A dm inistration The T h e School o f Education. T h e Extension Division. The J. C. PENNEY CO. FALL CLOTHING Fall Term Open* September 26 iti* / o f. cuHur*[ prof***lon*l *chol*r*hi* ha* baeoma ° ! i j out*t*nd'M mark* of the State U niversity For a catalogue -.«_/? ^<r* ° n v#,,ou* teboob, or for any information writ« THE REGISTRAR. U N IV E R SITY OF OREGON Eugene Ore. are proud of the fact that we can L IS T E N ! offer you such values; but we are more proud of the fact that on top of this A “ NOBLE SPORT” 1 ■- w The killing of O tis Pitney near Noli, where lie waa «hot for a deer, eeema to have been a more ghastly tragedy thau it appeared at first reports. The hunting party was in charge of a guide who proved a "blind leader of the blind,” and bnly by accident did be fail to get two human victims instead of one The party had separated, and the guide, pointing to moving bruah. exclaimed “ There's one ' and McKee fired. Tbs brush moved again and the 1'ilde said: ' There’s another.” A second shot was about to ba fired when a voice from the brush ■ eked ; “ Did you get liim f" and then it was discovered ihst there were no deer there The hunters had lieeu hunting each other. The day hat pasted when the elite .( society sal around the erene and enjoyed (he spectacle of g'sdlatora cutting each other to piece, under government auapices The torturing of bulla to the d.a<h by bandenlla* and mata dor« and picador«*, while the in furiated animals occasionally dis embowel a horse with their horns ie not as popular in ennte countries "• in Spain and M nxioo, whore (eabiouabie aitdieurea enjoy th r thrills, hut our ladies of fashion and our lawmaker« and other oseleee memlwra of thecouimunitv enjoy • prize flgh». where two brutes hammer each other into ineeoaib-Hiy, though the lew« of the lend have to be violated to do eo At least one prize fighter has M b bUtd io tba nug mom its we are able to offer you real quality and guaran teed, genuine and lasting satisfaction. G raduate School. School o f Journalism. School o f Law. School o f M edicine. School o f M usic. School o f Physical Education. School o f Sociology 7 qt Granite Teakettles $1.75 each u I 1 -2 qt “ Rice Boilers 1.65 Convex Kettles 1.75 “ Lipped PreservingKeltles 1.50 Dish Pans - - - |.5O “ Dairy Pans - - 60 12 inch “ Wash Basins - - - 60 “ These prices are bargains considering the qua! itv of the ware, and you should take advantage tr them at once. New Fall Suits Cross & White SHORT TERM P O L IC IE S protect you against lost oy fire on your hay, grain, clover and other seed for any length of tim e desired. Policies w ritten and delivered on day of application. Rates on reqoeat. A most remarkable C. P. STAFFORD, showing of the finer fall fashions for men and young men. Never have we shown such a wonderful assortment of really fine clothes. The fabrics are the best; the styles and tailoring are ^features you must see to appreciate, The store with a square deal for every customer Resident agent American Ragle Hire Insurance Company. o g j «,« m « j m m >t > t M a » t » m — Public typewriting done. 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