Illinois Valley news., January 13, 1949, Image 2

Sex Hormones May Reduce
Swine Production Problems
W ashington D ip est?
Public Health B ill Faces
Tough Battle in Congress
By B A U K H A G E
New s Analyst and Comm entator.
WASHINGTON —The dim roar of an approaching battle
in congress is being heard over the horizon. The struggle will
concern S.1320, the national health insurance and public
health bill.
S killed use of sex horm ones In
hogs offers a p o s s ib ility of b rin g ­
in g m ore po rk to A m e rica n d inn er
tables and of easing the m u ltip le
problem s o f swine pro du ction a t
the same tim e , according to a re ­
p o rt in a na tio n a l v e te rin a ry jo u r­
nal.
D r. L . M . H u tch in gs of Purdue
u n iv e rs ity , w r itin g in the Jo u rn a l
o f the A m e rica n V e te rin a ry M e d i­
cal association, said th is horm one
technique was developed by P ro ­
fessors H. H. Cole and E
H.
Hughes o f the U n iv e rs ity of C a li­
fo rn ia .
In je c tio n of the hormone, equine
gonadotropin, In to sows a fte r the
fo rtie th day of la cta tio n shortened
as m uch as tw o to fo u r weeks the
pe rio d between successive fa rro w -
*in g s . D r. H utchins stated.
In a d d itio n to shortening the f a r ­
ro w in g season, use of the horm one
would allow gre ater life tim e p ro ­
duction per breeding a n im a l— at
least one e x tra litt e r p e r sow—p ro ­
vided fa rm e rs could adjust th e ir
feeding and m anagem ent schedules
to m eet the stepped-up production
pro gra m .
E ffectiveness of the horm one is
a ttrib u te d to its m arke d » tim u la t-
in g action on the ovaries. In the
hands o f experts, it was over 95 per
cent e ffic ie n t in b rin g in g about de­
sired results, the w r ite r said.
'H IP h ilh p r
•M a
Company Improves
Side Delivery Rake
Completely Engineered
For Power Operations
T his m easure was opposed in the last session by an o rg a n iza tio n
fo rm e d by the A m e ric a n M e d ica l association w h ich turne d out to be. in
te rm s of d o lla rs spent, the biggest lobby in W ashington, and th a t is a
record.
COLLEGE AND BIG BUSINESS
Second Time Around
->HE
MOST
im p o rta n t
spot
in
1 any baseball p la y e r’ s ca re e r is
the second tim e around. I t is the
sophomore yea r, not the freshm a n
span, th a t counts.
N a tu ra lly a b a llp la y e r likes to
look good th a t firs t season to get
his
chance,
but
too m a n y of the m
have suddenly h it
the
soapy
chute
a fte r a fine in it ia l
cam paign, m uch to
the sorro w o f some
o p tim is tic m a n a-
ger.
A m on g those who
w ill be c l o s e l y
G ra n lla n d Rice w atched next sea­
son w ill
be:
Al
D a rk, the B rave s’ sho rtsto p; R ichie
Ashburn, the fleet-footed P h illip
ou tfield er; B illy G oodm an, the Red
Sox firs t basem an; L a r r y Doby, the
In d ia n o u tfield er, and H a n k Sauer,
and V ir g il S ta llcu p o f the Reds.
A new sid e -d e live ry rake, e n g i­
neered fro m the ground up fo r
po w e r take-off ra k in g and tedding,
and com p le te ly designed fo r m ech­
anized fa rm in g is now in produc­
Why does the m ed ica l a s s o c ia tio n «-
tion.
oppose the b ill? S upporters o f the as m uch the business of the whole
M a n u fa ctu re rs de cla re th a t a
le g is la tio n say be­ people as fre e d o m fro m persecu­
“ h is to ry of the sid e -d e live ry rake,
cause the m a jo r ­ tion , censorship, o r any o f the oth er
w h ich is the m achine you see p ilin g
ity of the doctors, re s tric tio n s o u r ancestors cam e to
up long row s o f hay, s tra w and
like the m a jo r ity A m e ric a to avoid.
o th e r crops fo r b a lin g , shows th a t
of the people in
I w o n 't go in to the h is to ry of the the re has been little o r no change
the c o u n try d o n 't b ill. It was w ritte n a fte r ye a rs of
in the m achine since the advent of
understand it.
study, six yea rs o f p u b lic he arings the tra c to r. I t is the firs t a ll-ne w
M any
doctors before congressional co m m itte e s
ra ke in 50 y e a rs ."
th in k it would fo u l
Those who have opposed the m eas­
E xc lu s iv e fea tu res of the ra ke
up th e ir p ra ctice ure have m ade th e ir c h ie f a rg u m e n t
are the floa ting re e l and basket
of m e d icin e w ith a contention th a t it w ould be anoth­
w h ich p e rm its use o f the fu ll le ng th
p o litic s . M an y also e r step to w a rd a socialized state,
o f the 64 p a irs o f ra k in g teeth a t
say it w ould de­ th a t it w ould indeed socialize the
a ll tim e s and a p o sitive chain p itch
stroy n o rm a l pa ­ m ed ica l profession. On p o in t one,
Some of the p itch e rs under
c o n tro l w hich changes the angle of
tie n t-p h y s ic ia n re ­ the supporters say tr u th fu lly “ th a t
s c ru tin y w ill be: Gene Bearden
the teeth fo r d iffe re n t ra k in g con di­
la tio n s
because a rg u m e n t was once raised ag ainst
of the C leveland clu b ; Robin
tions.
the
p
a
tie
n
t
w ould the p u b lic schools, c ity w a te r-w o rks,
Roberts and C u rt Sim m ons of
It M KIIAGE
Tw'o speeds fo rw a rd and one
have to take w h a t m u n ic ip a l sewage system s, e le c tric
the P h illie s ; Bob P o rte rfie ld of
speed fo r tedding, o r reverse r a k ­
m ed ic a l tre a tm e n t he could get on lig h t and pow er plants, w h ich are
the Y ankees; P itts b u rg h 's Bob
ing, p e rm it the o p era tion o f the
an assem bly-line basis. T h is la tte r now accepted as a m a tte r of
th e sn e s; R alph H a m ne r of the
assum ption is based on a m is a p p re ­ c o u rse ."
Cubs and E r v P a lica and a few
hension of what is a c tu a lly in the
U n de r the n a tio n a l he alth in s u r­
other D odger entries.
b ill w hich I 'l l m en tion la te r.
ance b ill, the fe d e ra l go vern m ent
The three p rize rookies who can
The fo rm e r charge Is a p re d ic ­ w ould co lle ct the m oney and m a n ­
play leading roles next season are
tion and c a n 't be answered ca te g o r­ age it along w ith the social s e c u rity
D a rk. A shburn and Bearden. A sh ­
ic a lly I can understand it. When I fund w h ich it does now, disburse
burn w ill have no pennant-w inning
v ns in college, 1 got a s u m m e r jo b i t to the states fo r the services re n ­
act to u n ro ll, but D a rk and Bearden
01 the Chautauqua d a ily . C h au ta u­ dered by the do ctors and approve
m ig ht. Both are fine young b a ll­
qua is a p re tly big s u m m e r c o m m u ­ of the variou s state set-ups.
players on team s th a t won pen­
n ity . and health is im p o rta n t.
A
The actu a l a rra n g e m e n ts fo r
nants last fa ll, la rg e ly o r p a rtly
young m ed ica l student frie n d o f
the services of the do ctors who
because these tw o rookies w ere
m in e whose fa th e r had a p u ll got the
would go rig h t on w ith th e ir
around. The B raves couldn’t have
jo b of inspecting cow barns of fa rm -
p riv a te p ra ctice s as w e ll if they
won w ith o u t D a rk and the In d ia n s
< i s sup plying m ilk to C hautauqua.
w anted to, w ould be m ade be­
couldn’ t have won w ith o u t Bearden.
1 made the rounds w ith h im once.
tween d o cto r and p a tie n t. The
I can alm ost hear B illy South-
He exam ined the bovine liv in g con­
p a tie n t, unless his fa m ily doc­
w o rth sin gin g: “ Honey dear, liste n
d itio n s tho ro u g h ly and some were
to r refused to jo in up, would
here—I 'm a fra id to go home w ith ­
p re tty vile . He made notes and put
have his services ju s t the sam e,
v
out D a rk .”
them in a rep ort reco m m en din g th a t
o n ly they w ould be free.
The
D a rk, a gre at fo o tb a ll p la y e r—
F
ir
s
t
change
in
the
m
echanized
purchases fro m a p a rtic u la r fa rm e r
d o cto r w o u ld n ’t have to accept
alm
ost another Van Buren, a fine
sid e -d e live ry fa rm rake since the
be suspended u n til the ba rns were
any p a tie n t he d id n ’t w a nt.
g o lfe r—a sta r all-a ro u n d athlete,
ad ven t of the tra c to r is shown
cleaned up
can be the top e n try o f 1949.
P a rt of the m oney w ould go to
here. I t has been engineered
W hat happened? lie got a
the states fo r research, m e d ic a l
anew
fro
m
the
ground
up
and
So can Gene Bearden of the
sharp call-dow n fro m his supe­
education and v a rio u s p re ve n tive
Indians. I f D a rk is as good as
has floa ting reel and basket.
rio r. A fte r tha t. Insp ection eon-
services. How m uch would it cost?
he was la s t yea r, and Bearden
sisted
in
opening
ro w -b a rn
One and on e-h alf p e r cent o f y o u r ra k e at high tra c to r speeds. The
is ju s t as effective , we m ig h t
doors, holding the nose, and
earnings up to $3,600 w h ich yo u r fo u r-b a r reel is V -b e lt powered
see a re p la y of 1948 this next
lo o kin g the other w ay.
e m p lo ye r W’ould m atch. I f you are fro m the chain- d riv e n pow er ta k e ­
season.
T h a t happened m any years ago, self-em ployed, you w ould pay three off.
Raschi and P o rte rfie ld can m ean
The rake is this m a n u fa c tu re r’ s
and I have heard th a t C hautauqua
per cent up to $3,600 o f y o u r own
county is noted fo r its m odel da irie s. earnings. And th a t, say the b ill's th ird c o n trib u tio n to w a rd com plete a lo t to the Yankees. You m ay re-
I call the able jo b F ra n k Shea d id
B ut there Is alw ays a lu rk in g sus­ proponents is no m ore than you pay m ech an izatio n o f h a ym a kin g . A i fo r the Yankees in 1947. He was a
p icio n th a t when a p o litic ia n puts now (on the average) to a v o lu n ta ry firs t one-man, tw in e -ty in g pick-up
| d iffe re n t Shea in 1948. w here he had
his lin g e r in the pie it tu rn s sour. gro up he alth agency if you belong b u ie r produced c o m m e rc ia lly , and
exchanged his stre a m lin e d fo rm
the
new
field
bale
lo
a
d
e
r
a
lre
a
d
y
The only specific answ er to th is to one and i t ’ s less tha n you V you ld
have cut huge chunks fro m the fo r a b lim p . I f Shea re p o rts a t 190
charge of p o litic s th a t I have d is ­ pay to a p riv a te p h ysicia n.
o r 193 pounds, he has a chance He
P h ysicia n s’ rates and m ode of fa rm e r’ s h a ym a kin g schedule.
covered is one offered in a pa m ph let
, has p le n ty in the w ay of stuff and
p
a
ym
e
n
t
w
ill
be
established
by
the
gotten out by the F ede ratio n of
he art.
W om en’s Clubs w hich says: “ the vote of the m a jo r ity o f the p h y s i­
D oby, lik e Raschi, is h a rd ly a
plan a llo w s fo r the representation cians in the given area o r lo c a lity .
Support for Bossy
sophom ore. He was around in 1947.
o f the people paying fo r it . ”
Since the w o rst shortage of
B u t not too m uch in evidence. His
Perhaps a be tte r answer lies In
doctors is in ru ra l areas. It is
firs t b ig y e a r was 1948 and he has
tho fa c t th a t the A m e ric a n F ede ra­
expected th a t w ith assurance of
the eq uipm en t needed to have a
tio n of L a b o r and the CIO, both of
adequate pay through the na­
b ig g e r y e a r in 1949.
whose leaders know Just about as
. . .
tio n a l in sura nce fund, m ore
m uch about how p o litic a lly con­
ph ysicia n s w ill he a ttra c te d to
trolled in s titu tio n s operate as any
those areas. Also the fund w ill
o rg a n iza tio n heads in the co u n try,
We are now lo okin g throu gh w in ­
help to expand lo cal p u b lic
fa v o r the b ill It has been supported
te r ’s snow storm s, m ists and togs
health services, ru r a l h o sp ita l
bv m any in d iv id u a l doctors and by
in to the cam p aign o f 1949 fro m late
and a m b ulance service.
the P hysicians F o ru m , and the
A p r il to O ctober. Who w ill be the
Aside
fro
m
the
po
ore
r
he
a
lth
in
C o m m itte e o f P hysicians for the
s ta r ro o kie of 1949 to m ake good on
fa rm co m m u n itie s, m a te rn a l m o r­
Im p ro v e m e n t of M edical Care
his “ second tr ip aro un d?”
But w h at is “ it . " th is n a tio n a l ta lity is h ig h e r and, as e ve ry fa r m ­
You a lre a d y have the leaders—
health in sura nce b ill ’ A re you fa ­ e r knows, accide nts are high. T here
D a rk. Bearden. Ashburn and Good­
are
54
deaths
p
e
r
100,000
po
pu
latio
n
m ilia r w ith its purpose, w hat it pro­
m an. D oby can be rated , if you
poses to do and how it proposes to on fa rm s , o n ly 20 per 100.000 in in ­
figu re h im a 1948 freshm a n o r a
d u s try .
do it ’
1949 sophomore.
In
the
co
n
tro
ve
rsy
ove
r
th
is
m
eas­
L e t's go back. What was the m ost
Doby is as good an all-around
sli eking re v e la tio n in the W orld ure both sides point to the e x p e ri­
T h is sca n tily-cla d bovine beau­
ou tfie ld e r as I'v e seen besides
ence
o
f
o
th
e
r
countries.
They
c
la
im
W ar 11 d ra ft s ta tis tic s ’’ I ’d be w ill­
ty a ttra c te d w o lf w histles a t the
M u sia l. W illia m s , and D iM ag-
in g to bet the thin g th a t m ost p a in ­ the n a tio n a l insurance system was i second annual N rtlo n a l F a rm
gio. And Bearden is the best
in a u g u ra te d in G e rm a n y in 1883
fu lly surp rised the whole co u n try
show in Chicago by appearing in
young p itc h e r I'v e seen in some
One
A
m
e
ric
a
n
M
e
d
ica
l
association
,
w a s tha t one th ird o f o u r youth of
tim e , lie was the pennant and
m e m b e r says m e d ica l care declined , a newly designed udder support.
n . ilita r y age was un he alth y
The novel “ u n m e n tio n a b le " is
the w o rld 's series sa v io r of
under it. He p ro b a b ly knows m ore
Out •>( fifteen m illion regis­
said by the m a n u fa c tu re r to in ­
1948. Rut there are alw ays pit-
about it than I, but the statem e nt
trants, th e million were re-
crease a cow ’s m ilk yie ld hv 35
fa lls ahead. Who can te ll where
was c e rta in ly a su rp rise
Je leil for p tn sic.il or m enial
they are?
S im ila r co m p la in ts have been ! pe r cent.
d isab ilities, hural residents ms
m ade ag ainst a s im ila r plan w hich
In 1947. E w e ll B la c k w e ll looked
a group were even less healthy.
has Just been inau gura te d in B r i­
to be one o f the sta r p itch e rs o f
Forty-on* out of each 100 rural
ta in But a rece nt po ll taken in E n g ­
m any years. The 6-foot 6-inch sta r
registran ts were turned down as
land says 91 per cent o f the physi- I
fro m C a lifo rn ia won 22 games and
I l s It had been Just llie up
C la n s have jo in e d up w hich would ■ A n im a l w ild life w ill find free
lost eigh t w ith the dro op ing Reds.
puaite in World War I when
seem to show they approved o f the ; lunches few er and fa rth e r between W ith o th e r team s he w ould have
farrnera outdistanced city folk
way it w o rks even if they opposed next yea r A new product developed
passed the 30 m a rk . H ere was ont
in good health.
it h i the b e ginning And the people by the B. F. G oodrich chem ical
o f the gre at young p itc h e rs fro m
F ro m these figures we sudd.'hly voted it the m ost popular m easure com pany and tested by the state o f baseball h is to ry to rea ch the game.
d iscove red th a t the A m e ric a n youth ' passed by the present governm ent, M aine fish and game de pa rtm e nt
B ut it was a d iffe re n t sto ry in
w a s n 't such a hole and h e a rty in ' The B r itis h M e d ica l association did at its Swan Island w ild life refuge,
1948 The ta ll and w illo w y B la ck-
d iv id u a l as we had thought L a te r. | not oppose the b ill as a whole but m ay be ust w hat fa rm e rs have w e ll cam e along w ith a sore a rm .
been seeking
as you m ay not know, we learned fought against c e rta in portions, par
He was n e ve r r ig h t th ro u g h the
tlc u la r ly those w hich they thought
At Swan Island, the new m a te ria l
t h a t 325,000 A m e r i c a n s d ie every
1948 season, w here the y e a r before
m ig h t m ake the m “ servants o f the has been sprayed 6n le a fy crops by
y e a r who could be saved w ith prop
he had p itch e d 17 consecutive no­
s ta te ."
biologists who observe th a t it w ill
c r m ed ica l care
h it Innings.
These facts 1 have checked as not wash off and th a t a deer, a fte r
A bout tw e n ty per < it af our pci
You c a n ’t p itc h w ith a sore
n
e
a
rly
as
I
can
and
1
do
not
believe
nipp ing at the treated leaves, w ill
■dicaI c a r
pie can a ffo rd a ll th
a rm . B la c k w e ll c o u ld n ’t. You
they w ill be disputed As to the opln- , tu rn up his nose at fu tu re free
the y need
ca n ’t p itc h w ith too m uch fa t.
And m eals C ertain types of insects also
ith an ions, they re m a in as such
H a lf o u r fa m ilie s t h o s e
Shea cou ld n’t.
You can only
you ca n ’t look in to the fu tu re F rom
are discouraged by the actio n of
Incom e of $3 000 a y e a r oi I,
p itch when you are in shape.
w h at 1 can le arn , the supporters of the repellent, researchers revealed.
tc
find it h a rd , if not im p o s a
the b ill believe th a t it w ill be one of
Crop dam age by ra id in g w ild
You can o n ly play baseball when
I a i fo r even ro u tin i r m ed ici
the firs t in tro du ced in the new eon- ] deer runs in excess of $150.000 an­ you are in shape, and ye t last
thirty per cent of our fam i­
gress. th a t it w ill reach the floor n u a lly in some d is tric ts o f M aine sp rin g I 'd say th a t about 70 per
lies in the $3.000 Io $3.000 4-
by F e b ru a ry and that the chances I and am ounts to m illio n s n a tio n a lly . ■ cent o f the p la ye rs who rep orted
year bracket would have 1» go
fo r its passage are good
The search fo r s a tis fa c to ry re p e l­ were not in n e a rly as good condi-
into debt or m ake other Mcrl*
lents has been a m a jo r p ro je ct.
J tio n as D u cky M e d w ic k was. and
fi<es to m eet the l ost ol severe
L la n fa irp w llg w y i
gerychw-y-
M ed w ick has been around fo r
or chronic illnc»«
ch
is
said
j
rndrobw U lla n ty s ilio
m ore yea rs tha n m ost o f us can
you ca n
by tiie N a tie al I
h ie Soci-
rem e m be r.
y-three
etv to be the longe
i* nam e in
M e d w ick has alw ays re p orted in
An
F r i m the
the w o rld But it
>od fo r a
Beef ca ttle re a lly go fo r citru s
shape. And then gotten in b e tte r
! ave beh e v rd th a t soiand m inds are ero is-w ord
molasses.
; shape. M ost b a llp la y e rs re p o rt in
Ih e re tp o r is ib ility of IEle state, hence
C a ttle ha vin g access to th is feed soggy shape and spend m ost o f
thie puun c school ays te in A sound
OCOUUt I
are now a va ila b le not o n ly have shown no he sitatio n
th e ir tim e tr y in g to w o rk off fat.
m Ind itn t m uch good in an unsound in fix
- They m ay be used about la p p in g it up fro m troughs, A t least too m a n y do.
say the sup p o rte rs of the
b<
icks fo r brid g e pa rties, b u t 1 but have seemed to p re fe r it.
1 d o n 't believe th is w ill happen to
n.itio n a l he alth insuraince b ill, tt Is
d. w hite and blue ones s till I
C a ttle m en feeding the molasses D a rk. Ashburn, Bearden, Doby,
nd thorough!ly tn keeping
lo
s p re fe rì ed fo r po ker
are using a co m b in a tio n o f troug h G oodm an, Chesnes and one o r tw o
•
plea to ta x ev
and d ru m molasses fo r m a kin g the others who can be v ita l cogs in
y bod y can g e t
th a t
1 never find a sandpiper m a te ria l a va ila b le to th e ir a n im a ls
va rio u s pendant m achines o f 1949
rgue th a t | l
•e Th
Id le r c ra b p la y in g tn the The troug h used is 30 inches wide
I look to see both R aschi and Por-
n by germ s is
ehe atra
and about 12 feet long
, te rfle ld of the Yankees rea dy to go
Looking to l (f t9
New Animal Repellent
Will Lessen Free Meals
Beef Cattle Reported
Liking Citrus Molasses
A congressional c o m m itte e re ­
p o rts th a t A m e ric a n colleges are
' p a rtn e rs in re a l estate p ro je cts,
' cha in
re sta u ra n ts,
m a il
o rd e r
houses, d e p a rtm e n t stores, gas s ta ­
tion s and m a n y o th e r en te rp rise s.
One p ra c tic a lly owns and operates
a spa gh etti p la n t and pisto n rin g
fa c to ry . A n o th e r has m oney in v e s t­
ed in a L im o g e s china and le a th e r
in d u s try . One of the bigg est u n iv e r­
sitie s has a p a rtm e n t house, office
b u ild in g and R a d io C ity C e nter
p ro je c ts ru n n in g in to m illio n s .
O ur colleges have to in ve st th e ir
endow m ent funds some w a y and
it is p e rfe c tly le g itim a te to do w h a t
the y have been doing, but the
charge is m ade tha t, since the in ­
com e o f e d uca tion al in s titu tio n s is
exe m p t fro m t.'xe s, the colleges are
in u n fa ir c o m p e titio n w ith business
m en and cost U n cle Sam m illio n s
in taxes e v e ry ye a r.
A bo ut th a t we w o u ld n 't know
too m uch, but it is d isco n ce rt­
in g to a m an to find th a t the
litt le la d y he has been so te n d e r­
ly c a llin g A lm a M a te r is an in ­
d u s tria l tycoon, a m e m b e r of a
dozen boards of d ire c to rs and
m ayb e a top d s trib u to r of po­
ta to chips, catsup, auto tire s
and lu b ric a tin g oils.
40 other
rub acts faster in
to relieve coughs- aching muscles)
MUST erq LE 9
Can i t be th a t A lm a , instead o?
being the d ig n ifie d and handsom e
g a l carve d in m a rb le on the lo ve ly
cam pus, should be p ic tu re d w ith a
p re m a tu re ly ba ld head, a counting-
roo m tw itc h and a s tr ic tly business
look? Instead o f a sweet and a loo l
la d y in te rested m o s tly in the arts
| and sciences, is she a h o ld in g c o r­
p o ra tio n , an in n e r tube m a n u fa c ­
tu r e r and a p ro m o te r o f chain lu n ch ­
rooms'.’
•
ALL-VEGETABLE
LAXATIVE
Don t te ll us th a t Dean D u m p lin
and P rofessor H ig h fo rrid have in
tru th been responsible fo r the k id s
education but th a t the spaghetti,
m u sta rd , orange d rin k and re a l es­
tate businesses have been a big
help, too.
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N A T U R E ’S REMEDY (N R ) T A B ­
LETS—A purely vegetable laxative to
relieve constipation without the usual
griping, sickening, perturbing sensa­
tions, and does not cause a rash. Try
N R —you will see the difference. U n­
coated or candy coated—their action
is dependable, thorough, yet gentle as
millions of NR's have proved. Get t
2 5c box and use as directed.
Down t ’ ere on the g rid iro n is
it p o is b le th a t the lads have
! ea g iv in g th e ir a ll fo r dear
o d Sch'otz, B row n, H a llo c k &
W hiffle,
Inc.,
the C ro n kh ite
Doughnut M ach in e c o rp o ra tio n
a n l the G rand U n ion R adio
O rn a m M t In d u s try ? Is it possi­
ble th a t the old grads should
sing it “ F o r S iw anikosh, for
C o un try and fo r W hooziss’ Re­
frig e ra to rs ” ?
FUSSY STOMACH?
RELIEF FOR ACIO
INDIGESTION. A '
GAS AND
HEARTBURN
These are d is illu s io n in g tim es.
We lik e to th in k of the fa c u lty
w o rry in g o n ly o ve r a student s
i progress in philosophy, lite ra tu re .
G reek and m a th e m a tics, and ne ver
in
an
a ll-d a y
conference
o ve r j
w hether to put a few hu nd red g ra n d ■
in to i d e p a rtm e n t store, a ro w of
de lu x e a p a rtm e n t houses o r a new
tooth-pow der idea.
O f course i t costs m oney to run
u n ive rsitie s. A ll those funds have
to be invested where the re tu rn
w ill be good. B ut we hope the pa pe r
is n 't d e live re d the n ig h t the news
comes out th a t L .ttlo L e s te r has had
to be w ith d ra w n fro m college be­
cause his old m an c o u ld n 't keep I
h im in and at the sam e tim e pay
the ren t, food and c lo th in g b ills
sent in by the colleg e’ s business
a ffilia tio n s .
HOW
You
M ay
SLEEP
Tomorrow Night
—without being awakened
If you’re forced up nightly because of urges,
do thia: Start taking FOLEY PILIaS frtf
Sluggish Kidneys. They purge kidneys of
wastes: they soothe those irritations causing
those urges. Also allay backaches, leg paina,
painful passages from kidney inaction. C nle«
you sleep all night tomorrow night DOL’BLB
i OI H MONEY BACK. At your druggist.
Are you going through the func­
tional 'middle age' period peculiar
to women (38 to 52 yr» ) ? Does this
make you suffer from hot flashes,
feel jo nervous, htghstrung. tired»
Then do try Lydia E. Plnkham's
Vegetable Compound to relieve sucb
symptoms. Plnkham's Compound
also lias what Doctors call a sto­
machic tonic effect!
# • •
The Nationalized Pub
E ng la n d is co n sid e rin g n a tio n a l­
iz a tio n o f the pubs (b a rs and ta ve rn s
to yo u ). G o ve rn m e n t o p e ra tio n of
hangovers is som e th in g new. B u t it
is a fu rth e r in d ic a tio n o f how fa r
the idea o f state c o n tro l o f e v e ry ­
th in g , up to and in c lu d in g the d a rk
b ro w n taste and the m o rn in g a fte r,
is going.
F o r generations, it w o uld have
been thought fa r below the d ig n ity
o f any g o ve rn m e n t to ru n a saloon
and put its e lf in the po sitio n o f re ­
p ly in g to unceasing o rd ers o f “ m ake
m in e the sam e, Joe .” B u t tod ay a
proposal th a t the state operate pool-
room s, b o w lin g a lle ys and m en 's
sm okers would h a rd ly astonish a n y­
body
9
Just the sam e, we hate to
th in k of any sovereign state be­
co m in g a c o m b in a tio n saloon­
keeper, b a rte n d e r and bouncer.
It is n 't going to be nice when
the fo lk s tak e to b lam in g bad
M icke y F inn s on b u re a u cra cy or
de m an din g a change of a d m in is ­
tra tio n on account of w hat
seems to be a g o ve rn m e n t im ­
posed headache.
• • •
FOR
THE TUMMY!
v LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
COMPOUND
Bewcre Coughs
From Common Colds
That HANG ON
Creomuhion relieves promptly became
it goes rig ht to the seat o f the trouble
to help loosen and «xpel germ laden
phlegm and aid nature to soothe and
heal raw, tender, inflamed bronchial
mucous membranes. T ell your druggist
to sell you a bottle o f Creomulsion
w ith the understanding you must like
the way it quickly allays the cough
or you are to have vour money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs,Chest Colds, Bronchitis
W N U -1 3
02—49
HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATES!
the present somethin? good.”
NURSING
IS A PROUD
PROFESSION!
“ The gentleman Hants eiersbody in
ihe place to have a d rink on him ."
inant opporlunilie« far graduale« lo
fin . h o jp it.l», puhiic h r a llh , eie.
You can’t do that, it's against the
leu.“
• • •
— a w rll-p rrparrd narve nee«l neve. b .
I IV/SH/YC 4VFR/C 1A7SWS
"L e t’s a ll chip in 50 cents and make
lauda lo R. M,
We arc all for the two-mUlion-
dollar fund for musicians' welfare,
but hope it won’t offer too much en-
co iragement to the guy upstairs
w
s taking saxaphone lessons.
« ilhoui a job or so infam e,
open ta g irl, under 33. Mah trbool
gradu.tr« end rallege girl«.
\
— a»k for m ure iu fo rm a tio n
•*
boepltal whrru yaa
srauld like lo rn lrr narring.