Illinois Valley News. Thursday, March 21. 1946 ; ASK M E *) ANOTHER f î i ? A General Quiz n- ; fv n- n- o- <v- f'-- o- n- fv n- (v. rv_ fv T h e Q uestions 1. O f w h a t c o u n try is the orange a na tive? 2. W hat o ccu pa tion has the h ig h est a ccid e n t to ll? 3. W here was G eorge W ashing ton in a u g u ra te d P re sid e n t the firs t tim e ? 4. W hat does “ apple p ie " o rd e r s ig n ify ? 5. H ow long w ill fo re ig n G .l. b rid e s have to w a it to a tta in U. S. citize n sh ip ? 6. H ow m a n y o f the 360 islands o f the B e rm u d a s are in habited? 7. N ot c o u n tin g m yth o lo g y, who w as the firs t iro n m a n u fa c tu re ! nam ed in lite ra tu re ? 8. Chopin com posed his m usic a lm o s t e x c lu s iv e ly fo r w h a t in stru m e n t? 9. Sheeplike b e h a vio r is called w h a t9 10. Was N a th an H a le a re a l per son? T h e A nsw ers 1. China. C u ltiv a tio n began in the M id d le ages. 2. F a rm in g . I t has three a c c i dents fo r e v e ry tw o in in d u stry. 3. F e d e ra l H a ll, N ew Y o ik C ity. 4. P e rfe c t, pre cise o rd er. 5. T hey m u s t com p le te tw o y e a rs ’ residence before filin g a fo r m a l p e titio n fo r c itize n sh ip . G. T w e n ty islands. 7. T u b a l C a in (G e n e s is 4 :2 2 ). 8. P iano. 9. O vine. i<0. He w as an A m e ric a n spy in .he R e v o lu tio n a ry w a r. He was h o rn in 1755, gra d u a te d fro m Y ale in 1773, and serve d w ith the A m e r an fo rce s u n til ca p tu re d and ' anged as a spy in 1776. H E A R TB U R N Relieved in 5 minutes or double your money back W h en excese stom ach a rid eauae» p a in fu l, eu ffo cet- 1 rig gas, lo u r ■tornarh and h e a rtb u rn , doctors usually prescribe th e fa s te s t-a c tin g medicines kn o w n fo r sym p to m atic r e lie f — m edicine« lik e those in B ell ana T a b le ts . N o la a a tiv e B ell-an e b n n g a c o m fo rt in a j i f f y o r double vour m oney back on re tu rn o f bottle to us. 2&c a t a ll dru g g ists FALSE TEETH WEARERS T ry d e n tis t’s a m a zin g d is c o v ery Must Hold Your Loose Plates Comfortably Secure All Day o r y o u ’l l g e t your m oney b a c k ! I J u s t t h i n k h o w g r a n d y o u ’ll fe e l (a n d lo o k ) w h e n y o u c a n t a l k a n d la u g h w i t h o u t f e a r o f | p l a t e s s li p p in g . any g o o d b y e t o s o r e g u m s a n d e n jo y e a ti n g s te a k , a p p le « a n d o t h e r fo o d s y o u 'v e b e e n p a s s in g u p . Den t let loose glatrs centinue I to make you m iserable and em b ar rassed Get 35< tube, pleasant, easy- | to-use Stare at d ru « |is t. Remember. Staze, the rem arkable cream-paste denture adhesive, must hold plates secure a ll day Ion« or costs ® TF you nothing 9 I X A E Works Soothing Magic In A R TH R ITIS P A IN S Need the Fastest Relief, Longest Heat Comfort that can be found—thousands of sufferers now turn to O IN T E A S E — known for 4 0 years as J O IN T E A S E — for greater relief because It contains not just one or two. but FOUR great pain relieving medicines which bring ALL THEIR STRENGTH AT ONCE to relieve such miseries. F o r f r i t l a r . i p l t w r i t e O IN T - E A S E 3 9 B •X".“"““"" POINT-EASE Housing Bill Suffers Rough Going in Congress Taft Breaks With Conservatives in Backing Administration Measure; Long-Range Building Policy Asked. N 'X l' Service, 1616 E ye street. N.W ., Washington, I). C. W ASHING TO N. D. C. - I t is fu lly expected th a t w hat is le ft o f the plan fo r se ttlin g A m e ric a 's n u m ber one p ro b le m — the pro b le m o f find in g a hom e—v .ill be cu t up by con gress and pasted to g eth e r in some new, strange shape by now. I f it is s till in the w orks when you read these lines there is a p o s s ib ility that w hat fin a lly em erges fro m the hop per w ill be m ore w hat the p a tie nt p lanners w anted and less lik e w hat the va rio u s pressure groups wanted. The in te re stin g th in g to me about the debate on this m easure in the beg in ning was th is : a lthough the ad m in is tra tio n features o f the b ill went sq u a re ly against the co n se rva tive g ra in o f o u r c o n s e rva tive ly in gra in e d congresses, it had one cham pion who u su a lly sits as fa r aw ay as he can possibly edge fro m a n y th in g o f even a pale p in k hue. I re fe r to Sen. R o b e rt T a ft, Re pu b lica n o f Ohio. W hat M r. T a ft says n e ve r fa lls on d e a f ears in the senate even i f the ears are d o ubting ones and sprout fm m the heads of those c ru e lly a ffro n te d m em bers once re fe rre d to as “ the sons o f w ild ja cka sse s.” V ox T a ft to the conserv a tive is his m a s te r's VO X. The tw o ke y fe a ture s to the ad m in is tra tio n b ill w ere the subsidy w h ich w ould grease th e w a y fo r q u ick co n stru ctio n o f the low er- p riced type o f homes, and the p rice c e ilin g w h ich w ould m ake it cheaper to liv e in a house th a n re-sell fo r p ro fit. T h a t is, the present ow ner of a house could sell h is p ro p e rty fo r any p ric e he could get w ith o u t re s tric tio n , but o w n e r n u m b e r tw o would have to re-sell i t fo r w hat he paid (plus, o f course, reasonable cost fo r im p ro v e m e n ts ). These tw o co n d itio ns m ay have been good o r bad. W hether they were o r not they w ere opposed fo r tw o m ain reasons: firs t, because they w ere considered "g o v e rn m e n t in te rfe re n c e ” and th e re fo re ra d ica l, and second, because p o w e rfu l lo b bies. the p ro fits o f whose p rin c ip a ls w ould have been c u rta ile d , p u t a ll the pressure they could on congress In spite o f the fe e lin g th a t the s p ir it o f the housing b ills was " lib e ra l,” i f you p re fe r th a t w ord to " le f tis h " o r "N e w D e a fish ,” Senator T a tt supported it. He had m ade a c a re fu i study o f housing and come to the m a tu re conclusion th a t the a d m in is tra tio n idea, a t e m b ra ce d in the b ills in tro d u ce d by Senator W ag n e r In the senate and R epresenta tiv e P a tm a n in the house, was as n e a rly the r ig h t sort o f le g isla tio n as could be obtained The C IO took the same view Now when v ie w p o in ts as d iffe re n t as these tw o a rr iv e at agreem ent, the s im p le citize n is in clin e d to th in k th a t th e ir jo in t a p p ro va l is p re tty sound sponsorship. BUIIDUPREDBIOOD STRENGTH If your blood LACKS IRON! 5, •ocL Winston Churchill and a Missouri Degree Of inston Churchill went Io Missouri with President Truman. uhere he re- re lie d a degree from W eslminsler cot lege at Fulton, Mo,— Yen s Item), Missouri, meet England. . . . John Bull, meet Hurk Finn! . . • Eton, this is Kansas City. . . • U n ited States was ready to c a rry Westminster Abbey, shake with Westminster out its in te rn a tio n a l o b lig a tio n s and use fo rce to check aggression, the College! , , . fo llo w in g sentence has been before m e: " . . the A m e ric a n people, now in the height o f th e ir m ig h t and m a je sty, are no longer a sovereign n a tio n .” T ha t sentence is fro m N a th a n ie l P e ffe r's book, “ A m e ric a 's P lace in the W o rld " w h ich the S a tu rda y Re vie w of L ite ra tu re ca lls a " s tu b b o rn ly and tre n ch a n t d is c u s s io n ." I agree w ith th a t d e scrip tio n o f the book and believe that w hat P e ffe r says is tru e and th a t it is v i’ al fo r A m e rica n s to understand w h y it is true. P e ffe r says that we have lost our independence and o u r a utonom y " in th a t w hich m a tte rs m ost in the fife o f the n a tio n —peace o r w a r ." And then he shows w ith his "s tu b b o rn re a lis m ” how this has come about, how in the beg in ning (be fo re 1776) A m e rica “ had no co n tro l o ve r its own destiny because it was so weak, now because it is so s tro n g .” And he shows c le a rly and con v in c in g ly th a t, no m a tte r how anxious we m ay be to sta y out of fo re ig n bro ils, any m a jo r w a r in E u rope o r Asia w ill e ve n tu a lly in v o lv e the U n ited States. O ur sincere but ro m a n tic a lly fu tile d re a m o f splen d id iso la tio n is fo re v e r broken. : B A K B S An ex-British premier in Missouri. . . . Downing street and Main street. I.ondun and Kansas City. . . . Plymouth and Hannibal. . . . I iverpool and Independence! . . Shropshire and Calloway. . . . Nottingham and Taney. . . . The Thames and "Big Muddy!' This is Westminster College, Winnie. Westminster away out among the longhorns. , . . Ils name is English but it’s all Mis souri. . . . It’s not one of the big college» But it's a right smart one. . . . It is no Yale or Harvard in pres tige. . . . But it teaches 'em so they “stay tearhed." trace s o u r course th rough the g re a t crises whose m ilestones are m a rke d w ith the dates 1776, 1787, 1861 and 1941. 1917 was the w a rn in g th a t was not heeded. We were d ra w n In to a w a r then, not o f o u r own m a kin g but we d id n othing to shape w o rld a ffa irs w hich fo llo w e d and w hich, in e xo ra b ly, d re w us fo r the second tim e in to a w o rld c o n flic t in w hich we had no d ire c t concern. I t m a y seem a fa r c ry fro m d ip lo m a tic in trig u e and the vicissitu d e s o f hum an hatreds, o rganized m u r der and lu st, to the w o rld o f the s p ir it b u t I could not help th in k in g as I considered the e ffo rts I w it nessed at N u e rn b e rg o f a ce rta in te x t in the B ib ie ; the w ords of Jesus as recorded in the gospel of St. M a rk < X V III:3 5 ), " F o r whosoever s h a ll save his fife sh a ll lose it ; but whosoever sh a ll lose his fife fo r m y sake and the gospel's, the sam e shall save it . ” I am w e ll a w are o f the fa c t that the d e v il m a y quote the S criptures j w ith the best of us but I do r o t th in k one has to be charged w ith M ep h isto p h e lia n ta c tic s when he ! trace s a p a ra lle l between the loss of | o u r n a tio n 's so ve re ig n ty in the sense ! w h ich M r. P e ffe r expounds it and the loss o f o u r s p iritu a l fife In the N ew T esta m e nt sense. I t is needless to ite ra te here that the p rin c ip le s upon w hich th is na tio n was founded d e riv e d ire c tly I fro m the C h ris tia n philosophy. H ow | ever, we have n e ve r fu lly liv e d up to th a t p hilosophy since we s till feel I it necessary to in d u lg e in th a t h ig h ly u n c h ris tia n p ro cedure w hich I once heard the la te L lo y d G eorge de er ibe as "o rg a n iz e d sa va g e ry” — w a r W ar has a lw a ys been ju stifie d I as a m easure o f defense—defense o f o u r citizens, o u r te rr ito ry , our sovereignty. We have now lost o u r sove re ig n ty in th a t we m ust be w illin g to die to save it. L e t m e replace the w ord ! " f if e ” w ith the w ord "s o v e re ig n ty " in the rest o f the B ib lic a l text, ! w h ich would then re a d : "W hosoever I (and th a t m eans a nation as w e ll as a person) sh a ll lose his so vereign ty fo r m y sake and the gospel's, the i same shall save i t . " U n til A m e rica J and a ll the nations are w illin g to i s a crifice th e ir so ve re ig n ty to a h ig h i er, w o rld o rg a n iza tio n , whose tenets : are fo u r-sq u are w ith the gospel's in p ro s c rip tin g w a r, we can never ! hope to w in back a so ve re ig n ty in accord w ith the C h ris tia n p rinciples | w h ich are the fo u nd a tio n o f o u r na tio n . b y li a u k h a g e The te rm “ c o lle c tiv e b a rg a in in g " I People who d e a l In b la ck m a r was firs t used in Londoc. in 1891 by kets support the B ill of R ig h ts per B e a trice Webb and w»s p ro m p tly haps. but not the B ili o f R esponsibili- po p ularize d in th is c u im try by Sam ties. • • • uel G o m p e rs o f the A F L , says a j 1 lunched w ith M a rsh a l M o n tg o m 20ih C e n tu ry fund survey • • • e ry and he showed me his necktie. P la stics fro m b itu m in o u s coal are W hat do the colors m ean. I asked. j now being m ade in to lin o le u m fo r He re p lie d . Red fo r blood, brow n floor co ve rin g s W onder if th e y II be fo r m ud and green fo r the fields of i in " s t r ik in g " designs. N o rm a n d y a fte r the b re a kth ro u g h Special O ccasion F ro c k There must be Missouri stuff in you, Minnie. . . . The stuff of Buck Finn and Joe h o ik . . . . Claiborne Jackson and Charlie Harding. . . . Alec McNair and Mark Twain. You don't really need a degree, . . . You've got more than an Injun has feathers. . . . M u s t Lose L ife But this one won't hurt you: To G a in I t M any th in ke rs have pondered "The Honorable Winston Churchill o ve r th is question. In tra c in g A m e r Honorary Old Grad of Westminster, Mo. . . . ic a 's in te rn a tio n a l a ffa irs , th is au th o rita tiv e and p ro vo ca tive w r ite r Alumnus of the Golden Weal!” Kidneys Must Work Well- I l i r o i n ! - ^ / i o u file re il j u n i o r ByBAUKHAGE The CIO has p rin te d a v e ry busi- nesslike booklet on the su b je ct in w hich we a re re m in d e d th a t we have a lw a ys had a housing short- age because o u r c itie s ju s t g re w lik e Topsy, th a t the shortage is ste a dily g ro w in g and th a t e stim a te s show TO GET MORE th a t by the end o f th is y e a r alm ost th re e and a h a lf m illio n fa m ilie s w ifi be homeless unless they are taken In by re la tiv e s o r double up w ith others— as the P re sid e n t suggested <fou g irls a n d w o m en w h o s u ffe r so fro m they w ill have to do m p a n w h i’.e. < m p le a n e m ia t h a t y o u 're ¡ a le . w eak, dragged o u t ” — th is m a y be d u e to lack The reason th a t we a lw a ys had a f b lo o d -Iro n . So t r y L y d ia E P ln k h a m ’s housing shortage, a cco rd in g to the T A B L E T S — o n e of th e best hom e w ays CIO. is because we n e ve r had a to b u ild u p red blo o d — In such cases in k h a m 's T a b le ts are o n e o f th e g re a t- housing p olicy. We have a p u b lic b lo o d -iro n to n ic s you can b u y ! A t school edu catio n a l p o lic y ; a police d rugstores. W o r th try in g ! p ro te ctio n p o lic y ; a w a r and navv p o licy As a re su lt, we have a p re tty good school system , o u r police g ive us reasonable p ro te ctio n »o fife and p ro p e rty ; we have n e ve r lost a w a r n o r suffered invasion, But we c a n 't have roofs o ve r our .O L D P R E P A R A T IO N S heads. Liquid — Tablet» — Salve — Nose Drope T h a t Is w hat the c u rre n t housing H a» »atished millions lor year». le g isla tio n is supposed to p ro vid e One m ore fa c to r m ay be in je cte d 1 2 -4 6 Into th is co n tro ve rsy w h ich could a f W N U — 13 e a • fe ct it m a te ria lly : the ve te ra n , chief su ffe re r fro m homelessness, is as ye t | A fo rm e r A m e ric a n m ilita r y gov unorganized. Once organized, he e rn m e n t m an says o u r state d e p a rt could out-pressure the o ther pressure m en t and B ri'.„,n and F ra n ce are groups. keeping R ur«‘. j fro m se a rch in g Nazi • • • assets in fo re ig n countries I t seems F o r Y o u T o Feel W e ll Since I heard fo rth rig h t speeches strange th a t if Russia has been 24 hours every day, 7 days every o f Senator V andenberg and Secre- ■ slig h te d in any w ay we haven’t week, never «topping, tne k dneye Alter j ta ry o f State B yrn e s w hich sounded ' heard about it in a loud voice before waste m atter from the blood If more people were aware of how tbe ■ sh a rp w a rn in g to Russia that the now DOANSPILLS lulcTlzilKf S b a u I im er fo e V i a l . •< \ei< * Analyst ami Commentator. L a b o r W a n ts P la n n e d A c tio n kidneys muat constantly remove sur plus fluid, excess acids and other waste m atter th at cannot s tar la tbe blood w ithout In ju ry to h -a lta , there would be better understand ng of r k p the whole syefera is upset when kidneys fall to function properly. Burning, «canty or too frequent urina tion eo«et trace warns that ••»mething In wrong. Ycu i»ny suffer nagg n g back ache. headache*, d.ax.newp, rheumatic pa:ne. getting up at n g h ’ a. « w e ll. ng. W hy not try /> ouwp PiUa? You will be using a medicine recommended tbe count-y over. />© **’« stim ulate tbe func tion of the k dneys and help them to flush out poisonous waste from tbe blood- They contain nothing harmful G et Peoa'» today. Use with coobdeno* A t all drug stores. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS Washington D ipesT Missourians have to be shown. . . . You showed ’em, Winnie. . . . As you have shown the world. Have an honorary degree. . . . And some Missouri ham and can died yams! . . . Help yourself to Missouri hospital ity. . . . But don't let that Truman boy Give you any of those Eastern cigars! M A IN E W IN T E R S S O F T E N IN G I 'P "T h e State is w a rm in g up. A t N o rth Jay a house th a t was b u ilt by m is ta k e so the keyhole in the fro n t door fines up w ith the p re v a ilin g w in te r winds has some tim e s taken in as m uch as 37 bushels o f snow th rough the key hole in a single storm . It's been five ye a rs now since any sto rm has blow n in m ore than 18 bush els. No sto rm th is w in te r has blow n in m ore than 15."—John G ould o f Lisbon F alls. M aine, In the New Y o rk Tim es. C 4 \ YOI KF.MFMHF.K- Away bach when you could fiod a pince to gel alias from trouble9 _* If hen anybody with fair eyesight could tell the difference between a 93,000 one-family home and a $123 chicken hom e? And on ay back uhen it isolated a man if he haul he hadn't a ihirt to his back? • • e Boyhood’s G reatest T h rill B u ffa lo B ill was born 100 years ago. We feel s o rry fo r kids to whom he Is a rem ote figure. W hat a t h r ille r the B u ffa lo B ill W ild West and Congress of Rough R iders was to the s m a ll try o f y e s te rd a y ! It cam e e v e ry y e a r back home, and one o f our e a rlie s t m em ories Is see in g B u ffa lo B ill in the flesh, rid in g down W h a lle y avenue in an open buggy, a t the head o f the In ju n s, cowboys and bu ffalo hunters. The show was held in W estville, ju s t back of the N ic k H u b inger mansion. Once, la c k in g m oney to get in. we clim b e d a tre e to see the show and we a lm o st Im ag in e we got rid d le d by s tra y b u lle ts in the hold-up of the Deadwood stage OOP HERE AMI THERE Ilk a Chase is ru n n in g a fe ve r a l t er re a d in g the review s on “ I Ixtve M iss T illi Bean ” C lifto n F in negan is o u r fa v o rite ra d io com ic. . . . " A W a lk in the Sun” fs the m ost g ra p h ic w a r p ic tu re ye ed has seen A book title w ith a kic k “ A p p le ja c k fo r B re a k fa s t." . . . T here w ill be a b ig b la ck m a rk e t in beer th is s u m m e r laugh line frum "Truckline Cale” : An optim ist i. a fellow uho uurriei about the future in the atomic bomb - ■ e a a D r John W illia m M au ch ly, S8 and J P re sh e r E c k e rt J r., 28, have Invented and developed the eniac, an e le c tro n ic m ach in e th a t can com pute and answ er questions in the tw in k lin g o f an eye. T h is p ra c tic a lly does aw ay w ith John K ie ra n and p ro m ise s a w a r to the finish between the in v e n to r and Dan Go- lenpaul. M a tro n 's F ro ck A S IM P L E d a y t i m e fro c k es- t s p e c ia lly n ice fo r the s lig h t ly la rg e r fig u re . F la tte rin g neck- i line, fro n t c lo sin g and cap sleeves ' are edged in d a in ty scallop s— sho ulder g a th e rs give a fe m in in e touch. Y o u ’ ll lik e it in a p re tty I a ll-o v e r flo ra l p rin t, o r soft solid tones. • I ’’ O N T K A S T I. 'G s trip e s a re used J e ffe c tiv e ly on t h i s s m o o t h ju n io r date dress. N ote the w ide- shouldered look, the sltm -as-a-pen- c il w a is tlin e . E asy to m o ke fo r the teen-age sew er, and p e rfe c t fo r coke dates, sp rin g dances, special dress-up occasions. P a tte r n N o 8981 is des ig n e d fo r sizes 11. 12. 13. 14 16 and 18 Size 12 re q u ire s 3 ' 4 y a rd s of 35- o r 39-inch m a t e r ia l fo r s trip e s ; 2’ « y a r d s p la in fa b ric . D u e to an u n u s u a lly la r g e d e m a n d a n d c u rre n t co n ditions, s lig h tly m o re tim e Is r e q u ir e d in fillin g o rd e rs lo r a fe w of th e m ost p o p u la r p a tte r n n u m b e rs S E W IN G C IR C I E P A T T E R N D E P T . 709 M ission St., San E ra n e ls e o , C a lif. En close 25 cen ts tn coins for each p a tte rn d es ired. P a tte r n N o ....... ■■■■------ S ite — — P a tte r n N o 8976 com es tn sizes 36 . 38. 40. 42 44 46. 4H. 50 and 52 Size 38. ca p | sle e v e , le q u ire s 4 y a rd s of 35 inch m a t e r ia l. Both R ig h t A tea cher p u t a p ro b le m to his cla ss: "T h e re w e re 13 sheep in a pen and 7 ju m p e d o u t; how m a n y w e re le ft? " One o f the boys said, "N o n e , s ir , ” and w hen the te a c h e r re buked h im fo r his d e fic ie n t a r ith m e tic and to ld h im he knew noth ing about fig u re s, the b o y's re p ly was, " S ir , you know n o th in g about sheep.” The B a ttle F ro n t 1 oung John mis meeting his grand father for the first time. "So you're rny grandpa," he said, eye ing the old man oier. "Yes, my little lull," said the grand father. "I'm your grandpa on your father's side." "Oh, are you!" said John, "then you can take it from m e you're on the wrong side." Nam e— h'«Wa «* * g “ ,h , Uhi«1' 1 T O O j.e TO-NIGHT TOMORROW ALRIGHT Dscartdab/f The class had had a lesson on E skim o s, and w ere asked to w rite an account of it. One b rig h t yo u n g ste r began: "T h e E skim o s are God's frozen people.” FOR Q U IC K 4 //-V IG IT A B L S L A X A TIV S 'ìhiluTt ¿lit maili d o u m R E L IE F a . » ' FROM TIRED, ACHY MUSCLES SPRAINS w> STRAINS BRUISES STIFF JOINTS 'U/koC ye a NCED to. 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