Illinois Valley News. Thursday, March 21. 1946 ; ASK M E *) ANOTHER f î i ? A General Quiz n- ; fv n- n- o- ouwp PiUa? You will be using a medicine recommended tbe count-y over. />© **’« stim ulate tbe func­ tion of the k dneys and help them to flush out poisonous waste from tbe blood- They contain nothing harmful G et Peoa'» today. Use with coobdeno* A t all drug stores. SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS Washington D ipesT Missourians have to be shown. . . . You showed ’em, Winnie. . . . As you have shown the world. Have an honorary degree. . . . And some Missouri ham and can­ died yams! . . . Help yourself to Missouri hospital­ ity. . . . But don't let that Truman boy Give you any of those Eastern cigars! M A IN E W IN T E R S S O F T E N IN G I 'P "T h e State is w a rm in g up. A t N o rth Jay a house th a t was b u ilt by m is ta k e so the keyhole in the fro n t door fines up w ith the p re ­ v a ilin g w in te r winds has some­ tim e s taken in as m uch as 37 bushels o f snow th rough the key­ hole in a single storm . It's been five ye a rs now since any sto rm has blow n in m ore than 18 bush­ els. No sto rm th is w in te r has blow n in m ore than 15."—John G ould o f Lisbon F alls. M aine, In the New Y o rk Tim es. C 4 \ YOI KF.MFMHF.K- Away bach when you could fiod a pince to gel alias from trouble9 _* If hen anybody with fair eyesight could tell the difference between a 93,000 one-family home and a $123 chicken hom e? And on ay back uhen it isolated a man if he haul he hadn't a ihirt to his back? • • e Boyhood’s G reatest T h rill B u ffa lo B ill was born 100 years ago. We feel s o rry fo r kids to whom he Is a rem ote figure. W hat a t h r ille r the B u ffa lo B ill W ild West and Congress of Rough R iders was to the s m a ll try o f y e s te rd a y ! It cam e e v e ry y e a r back home, and one o f our e a rlie s t m em ories Is see­ in g B u ffa lo B ill in the flesh, rid in g down W h a lle y avenue in an open buggy, a t the head o f the In ju n s, cowboys and bu ffalo hunters. The show was held in W estville, ju s t back of the N ic k H u b inger mansion. Once, la c k in g m oney to get in. we clim b e d a tre e to see the show and we a lm o st Im ag in e we got rid d le d by s tra y b u lle ts in the hold-up of the Deadwood stage OOP HERE AMI THERE Ilk a Chase is ru n n in g a fe ve r a l t ­ er re a d in g the review s on “ I Ixtve M iss T illi Bean ” C lifto n F in ­ negan is o u r fa v o rite ra d io com ic. . . . " A W a lk in the Sun” fs the m ost g ra p h ic w a r p ic tu re ye ed has seen A book title w ith a kic k “ A p p le ja c k fo r B re a k fa s t." . . . T here w ill be a b ig b la ck m a rk e t in beer th is s u m m e r laugh line frum "Truckline Cale” : An optim ist i. a fellow uho uurriei about the future in the atomic bomb - ■ e a a D r John W illia m M au ch ly, S8 and J P re sh e r E c k e rt J r., 28, have Invented and developed the eniac, an e le c tro n ic m ach in e th a t can com pute and answ er questions in the tw in k lin g o f an eye. T h is p ra c ­ tic a lly does aw ay w ith John K ie ra n and p ro m ise s a w a r to the finish between the in v e n to r and Dan Go- lenpaul. M a tro n 's F ro ck A S IM P L E d a y t i m e fro c k es- t s p e c ia lly n ice fo r the s lig h t­ ly la rg e r fig u re . F la tte rin g neck- i line, fro n t c lo sin g and cap sleeves ' are edged in d a in ty scallop s— sho ulder g a th e rs give a fe m in in e touch. Y o u ’ ll lik e it in a p re tty I a ll-o v e r flo ra l p rin t, o r soft solid tones. • I ’’ O N T K A S T I. 'G s trip e s a re used J e ffe c tiv e ly on t h i s s m o o t h ju n io r date dress. N ote the w ide- shouldered look, the sltm -as-a-pen- c il w a is tlin e . E asy to m o ke fo r the teen-age sew er, and p e rfe c t fo r coke dates, sp rin g dances, special dress-up occasions. P a tte r n N o 8981 is des ig n e d fo r sizes 11. 12. 13. 14 16 and 18 Size 12 re q u ire s 3 ' 4 y a rd s of 35- o r 39-inch m a t e r ia l fo r s trip e s ; 2’ « y a r d s p la in fa b ric . D u e to an u n u s u a lly la r g e d e m a n d a n d c u rre n t co n ditions, s lig h tly m o re tim e Is r e q u ir e d in fillin g o rd e rs lo r a fe w of th e m ost p o p u la r p a tte r n n u m b e rs S E W IN G C IR C I E P A T T E R N D E P T . 709 M ission St., San E ra n e ls e o , C a lif. En close 25 cen ts tn coins for each p a tte rn d es ired. P a tte r n N o ....... ■■■■------ S ite — — P a tte r n N o 8976 com es tn sizes 36 . 38. 40. 42 44 46. 4H. 50 and 52 Size 38. ca p | sle e v e , le q u ire s 4 y a rd s of 35 inch m a t e ­ r ia l. Both R ig h t A tea cher p u t a p ro b le m to his cla ss: "T h e re w e re 13 sheep in a pen and 7 ju m p e d o u t; how m a n y w e re le ft? " One o f the boys said, "N o n e , s ir , ” and w hen the te a c h e r re ­ buked h im fo r his d e fic ie n t a r ith ­ m e tic and to ld h im he knew noth­ ing about fig u re s, the b o y's re p ly was, " S ir , you know n o th in g about sheep.” The B a ttle F ro n t 1 oung John mis meeting his grand father for the first time. "So you're rny grandpa," he said, eye­ ing the old man oier. "Yes, my little lull," said the grand­ father. "I'm your grandpa on your father's side." "Oh, are you!" said John, "then you can take it from m e you're on the wrong side." Nam e— h'«Wa «* * g “ ,h , Uhi«1' 1 T O O j.e TO-NIGHT TOMORROW ALRIGHT Dscartdab/f The class had had a lesson on E skim o s, and w ere asked to w rite an account of it. One b rig h t yo u n g ­ ste r began: "T h e E skim o s are God's frozen people.” FOR Q U IC K 4 //-V IG IT A B L S L A X A TIV S 'ìhiluTt ¿lit maili d o u m R E L IE F a . » ' FROM TIRED, ACHY MUSCLES SPRAINS w> STRAINS BRUISES STIFF JOINTS 'U/koC ye a NCED to. SLO A N ’S L IN IM E N T For Safety — Invest in Your Own Country Buy Safe and Sound U. S. Savings Bonds Reg. O P A Ceiling Price, #40.90 ★ 1 7 -JEWEL MOVEMENT! ★ W A T E R -R E S IS T A N T !? ★ SHOCK - R ESIS TA N T! • W ater-R em tont • Shock-te»i»tont • A nti-Magnolie • Stoini#»* Steel Co»# • Sweep Second Hand • luminous Diol • Incobloc Movement t BY M A IL you live m W ashington the total price ludm g State and Federal taxes ta 9.55. O utside of W ashington price ta 8 .50 in lu d in g Federal tax. 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