Illinois Valley News, Thursday, March 9, 1911
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Illinois Valley News
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NATIONAL EDITORIAL—
PEE
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OFF IN A CORNER
WITH PHIL SNORT
One day Sever blew into town,
along with an awful din, when he
ran afoul of Olaf and his everlast
ing grin. “Get out of my way”
There have been a number of
bawled Sever, "or I’ll make of you
to
have
th«*
following
ar-
requests
a mess! Don't stand there a grin
tide re-published, It appeared in
ning at the mighty Sever Ness!"
the Grants Pass Courier in March,
But Olaf only stood there, he
1942:
didn’t budge a dot, and the longer
Dear Ed:
that he stood there the madder
On Dakota’s rolling prairie, out Sever got. Sever reached out a
in the middle-west, there roamed mighty pay to grab Olaf by the
a mighty viking and his name was hair, but, alas, his paw came back
Sever Ness. Now Sever was two empty ’cause Olaf wasn't there.
ax handles tall and one across his Sever grabbed both north and
chest, and every one who saw him south, also east and west, he grab
stood in awe of Sever Ness. He'd bed above, he grabbed below and
grab a bull by the tail and throw did his very best, but his mighty
him o’er a fence, a mule he'd take arms always missed, whichever
in either hand, they could put up way they swung, but not once did
no defense; he'd unhitch his horse they reach the subtle Olaf Djung.
from the plow ami pull the thing
Now Olaf thought it high-time
himself and harrows he would drag to lay aside pretense, so he waded
along with unbecoming stealth; his into Sever with an out and out of
arms they bulged with muscles, fense; he rained blows on Sever’s
they rippled down his back, his legs nose ’till the blood ran to his
were mighty pillars and his britch thighs, he jammed him in the belly
es knew no slack; he would tip a and blacked both of his eyes, he
box-car off the track and pull up tumbled Sever on the ground—oh
the rails, he would round up a how all his bones did hurt, yet
hunch of buffalo and tie them with Olaf continued to roll him in Da-
their tails; he’d drink a gallon of kota's blackest dirt; says Sever:
alcohol, yes he would bi-gosh, and "My goodness. Who are you?"
then another gallon just or bloom when Olaf made a pause. Says
ing wash; he’d take his drinks at Olaf, still a grinning: ‘I'm that guy
every meal, and also in between, you thought you was."
and what he ate he didn't care if
Over across the Atlantic waters,
it were fat or lean. Sever had not in Europe's unhappy land roams a
a friend in all that land, in the maniac anil monster with his mur
valley of the Jim, and Frankfort derous rapine band; they have vio
was the town where he turned[ lated every code of decency in war
loose all his vim. When folks saw or in peace, they have devastated
him coming, men ami women shied all the countries from the Baltic
and all th«* police took to t heir down to Greece. They have rob
heels and ran away to hide.
bed and starved the people and in
All the above happened when nocence they have shot, their luft-
Dakota was quite young, ami Sev waffe.s and their blitzkriegs have
er cut a mighty swath 'till he met Russia on the spot.
England’s
up with laughing Olaf Djung. England s strength is growing. Hit
Where ever Olaf came from no one ler cares not a <1—m, another
ever knew but along 'bout 1890 country, more or less so “come
into Frankorttown he blew. ’Twas on Uncle Sam! The Nazi’s war ma
said that Olaf's genial laugh was chine is on the way its Swastika is
hjs only private pet, that he’d unfurled and Adolph’s army will
laugh all day, he'd laugh all night not cease until it conquers all the
I guess he's laughing yet- his world?
grin would reach from ear to ear
But Uncle Sam’s hair is up his
"continued" writ in back, no mat sons are on the way, his factories
ter what was said or done that are building war machines and run
grin he'd never lack.
ning night and day, he'll soon be
Overcomer.’’ A trio was also sung
by Mrs. Luther Sherier, Cleo Don-
' ey and Anne Sherier, "Pause for
a Moment of Prayer." Choir prac-
I tice Thursday evening at 8 and
o — -
Eaater music will be in preparation
CHAPLAIN RELATES so a goodly attendance is urged.
At 2:30 next Sunday afternoon
AN ATTU INCIDENT
will occur the Community church
One day after Chaplain (First sing to which all are welcome, and
Lieutenant) Clarence J. Merriam -pecial numbers are invited. The
of Shawnee, Okla., had finished church auditorium was unusually
conducting a service in a Japanese attractive Sunday with the new-
village, which had been recently light fixtures, the gift of the mis
taken by United States forces on sionary society and installed by
Thanks to all who
Attu, the Americans began to Rev. Gray.
search among the ruins for souv have made this addition possible.
Thanks have been coming from
enirs.
"There was a big fat boy, about several News subscribers for the
19, near me. who also was search addresses given in a previous num
ing the rubbish,’’ the chaplain said. ber of the News of some of our fine
"Suddenly, enemy machine gun young men in service, James Hines
fire began cutting the tent to and Donald Beard. Have you writ
pieces. Of course we hit the floor ten your letter? Why not?
Next Thursday at 10 a. m. the
against the fortifications until the
fire ceased. No one was hurt but missionary group will meet at the
this boy beside me, and he was home of Mrs. Burgess for work,
yelling and plowing under the de-; and at noon will repair to the Wat
kins home for covered dish lunch,
bris like a mole.
"When we had worked our way’ business meeting and program. All
out of the tent to the safety of a | ladies are urged to come promptly,
nearby knoll, this boy discovered in order to complete the work for
I was a chaplain and showe I me I the day.
Word comes from Mrs. Vernon
where one of the bullets had gone
through his coat and trousers, rip-1 in Medford, saying she is helping
ping his woolens in places, and | in the Red Cross drive for funds,
burning a streak across his back ; that Larry is more than busy with
“Then he looked at me very I Junior high and S. S. activities,
seriously and said, ‘Chaplain. I was i also building radios and airplanes,
nearer to hell than I have ever now working on his second fighter
been in my life.’ He promised to model within a month.
over there in force and help clean
up that mess, then Hitler will be
remembered as just another Sever
I'Hll. 8N( ;
get ready for heaven," Chaplain
Merriam concluded.
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fl)R. A. N. COLLMAN
School Pupils at
Holland Buy Stamps
i Office hours: 9 a. m. to 12
•
1:30 p. m. to 3:30 p. m.
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Pupils of the Holland school are
quite proud of their record of hav-,
ing sold $33.70 worth of wail
stamps for the month of February. '
School children throughout the |
valley are buying as many stamps I
as they can. and the Holland chil-
dren are doing their share.
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by
CLINT HARDS
Cave Junction
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At the High School Gym
FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1911
8 p. m.
Admission. Including Tax—Adults 50c
Students 25c
Naturopathic Physician
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Cave Junction
WINDOW FRAMES
Any kind or any size
made at
Valley Lumber Co.
221 West I1' St
Phone 47
KRIEGER'S
A Few Items of Interest to the Thrifty Buyer
—SPEC I Al
4 Buckle Overshoes, good weight, fleece
lining, in sizes 5 to 12, while they last
$4.50
1 Pair 16 in. Shoes to close out at, pair
A real sturdy Boot for real wear
There will be an Auxiliary
party this Saturday night,
nice prizes. All welcome.
FUNERAL
HOME
Boy’s .Jeans, blue denim, Sanforized, in
sizes, ages 12 to 16, each
$1.60
Ambulance service day or nite
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BRIDGEVIEW COMMUNITY
CHURCH
Morning worship, 11 a. m.
Young People's service, 7:4b p
in.
P-
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( ROSS CUT SAWS
Evening service, 8:15 p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday, 8
m.
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ILLINOIS
OF
VALLEY
SEVENTH
CHURCH
DAY
ADVENTISTS
Sabbth School at 9:30 a. m.
Preaching Service 11:00 a. ni.
Prayer meeting Wednesday at
7:30 p. m.
You are invited to meet with
us.
F. W. Cooper, elder. Cave June-
tion.
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ASSEMBLY OF GOD
Church service at 7:30.
Sunday School. 2:30 p.
Across from Legion hall.
Rev. and Mis.
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Grants Pass
Mail your cleaning and press
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Grants Pass, Oregon
LADIES and MISSES
Just received A nice shipment of DRESSES. BLOUSES,
SKIRTS and SWEATERS. You will need to see them
appreciate them, and at prices to fit your purse.
Oh. yes. lest we forget—there are those nice SLACKS
go with the BLOUSES and SWEATERS.
KRIEGER’S
CLOTHING, DRY (¡ODDS, SHOES
Cave Junction
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Geo. H. Gray. Pastor
Sunday School
10 a. m.
Morning Worship
I 1 a. m
school
Attendance at Sunday
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Pres-
was 4 4, with two i visitors
ent for the first time was Dennis
Orie Lee iuid his proud parents,
Rev. Gray's text was fi in Mark
1 :l-8. subject, “Preparing the way
for the Lord” which with the fol-
lowing Sundays will relate to prep
aration for Easter. The special
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