Illinois Valley News, Thursday, March 9, 1911 Page Two 1 J Illinois Valley News An independent newspaper devoted to the development of the richest valley in the world, the Illinois Valley and its surrounding districts. Published every Thursday at Cave Junction, Oregon by the Illinois Valley Publishing Company. Entered as second-class matter June 11, 1937, at the Post Office at Cave Junction, Oregon, under the act of March 3, 1879 C M Editor ATHEY SUBSCRIPTION PRICES In Josephine County $1 50 .75 50 One Year Six Months Three Months Outside of Josephine County One $2 oo Year The Illinois Valley News reserves the right to reject any advertising copy which i> deems objectionable. Advertising rates on application 4Ä1 REDWOOD EMPIRE NEWSPAPER O regwnj J P ublishers s PUBLISHERS unit NATIONAL EDITORIAL— PEE I ATIC OFF IN A CORNER WITH PHIL SNORT One day Sever blew into town, along with an awful din, when he ran afoul of Olaf and his everlast­ ing grin. “Get out of my way” There have been a number of bawled Sever, "or I’ll make of you to have th«* following ar- requests a mess! Don't stand there a grin­ tide re-published, It appeared in ning at the mighty Sever Ness!" the Grants Pass Courier in March, But Olaf only stood there, he 1942: didn’t budge a dot, and the longer Dear Ed: that he stood there the madder On Dakota’s rolling prairie, out Sever got. Sever reached out a in the middle-west, there roamed mighty pay to grab Olaf by the a mighty viking and his name was hair, but, alas, his paw came back Sever Ness. Now Sever was two empty ’cause Olaf wasn't there. ax handles tall and one across his Sever grabbed both north and chest, and every one who saw him south, also east and west, he grab­ stood in awe of Sever Ness. He'd bed above, he grabbed below and grab a bull by the tail and throw did his very best, but his mighty him o’er a fence, a mule he'd take arms always missed, whichever in either hand, they could put up way they swung, but not once did no defense; he'd unhitch his horse they reach the subtle Olaf Djung. from the plow ami pull the thing Now Olaf thought it high-time himself and harrows he would drag to lay aside pretense, so he waded along with unbecoming stealth; his into Sever with an out and out of­ arms they bulged with muscles, fense; he rained blows on Sever’s they rippled down his back, his legs nose ’till the blood ran to his were mighty pillars and his britch­ thighs, he jammed him in the belly es knew no slack; he would tip a and blacked both of his eyes, he box-car off the track and pull up tumbled Sever on the ground—oh the rails, he would round up a how all his bones did hurt, yet hunch of buffalo and tie them with Olaf continued to roll him in Da- their tails; he’d drink a gallon of kota's blackest dirt; says Sever: alcohol, yes he would bi-gosh, and "My goodness. Who are you?" then another gallon just or bloom­ when Olaf made a pause. Says ing wash; he’d take his drinks at Olaf, still a grinning: ‘I'm that guy every meal, and also in between, you thought you was." and what he ate he didn't care if Over across the Atlantic waters, it were fat or lean. Sever had not in Europe's unhappy land roams a a friend in all that land, in the maniac anil monster with his mur­ valley of the Jim, and Frankfort derous rapine band; they have vio­ was the town where he turned[ lated every code of decency in war loose all his vim. When folks saw or in peace, they have devastated him coming, men ami women shied all the countries from the Baltic and all th«* police took to t heir down to Greece. They have rob­ heels and ran away to hide. bed and starved the people and in­ All the above happened when nocence they have shot, their luft- Dakota was quite young, ami Sev­ waffe.s and their blitzkriegs have er cut a mighty swath 'till he met Russia on the spot. England’s up with laughing Olaf Djung. England s strength is growing. Hit­ Where ever Olaf came from no one ler cares not a <1—m, another ever knew but along 'bout 1890 country, more or less so “come into Frankorttown he blew. ’Twas on Uncle Sam! The Nazi’s war ma­ said that Olaf's genial laugh was chine is on the way its Swastika is hjs only private pet, that he’d unfurled and Adolph’s army will laugh all day, he'd laugh all night not cease until it conquers all the I guess he's laughing yet- his world? grin would reach from ear to ear But Uncle Sam’s hair is up his "continued" writ in back, no mat­ sons are on the way, his factories ter what was said or done that are building war machines and run­ grin he'd never lack. ning night and day, he'll soon be Overcomer.’’ A trio was also sung by Mrs. Luther Sherier, Cleo Don- ' ey and Anne Sherier, "Pause for a Moment of Prayer." Choir prac- I tice Thursday evening at 8 and o — - Eaater music will be in preparation CHAPLAIN RELATES so a goodly attendance is urged. At 2:30 next Sunday afternoon AN ATTU INCIDENT will occur the Community church One day after Chaplain (First sing to which all are welcome, and Lieutenant) Clarence J. Merriam -pecial numbers are invited. The of Shawnee, Okla., had finished church auditorium was unusually conducting a service in a Japanese attractive Sunday with the new- village, which had been recently light fixtures, the gift of the mis­ taken by United States forces on sionary society and installed by Thanks to all who Attu, the Americans began to Rev. Gray. search among the ruins for souv­ have made this addition possible. Thanks have been coming from enirs. "There was a big fat boy, about several News subscribers for the 19, near me. who also was search­ addresses given in a previous num­ ing the rubbish,’’ the chaplain said. ber of the News of some of our fine "Suddenly, enemy machine gun young men in service, James Hines fire began cutting the tent to and Donald Beard. Have you writ­ pieces. Of course we hit the floor ten your letter? Why not? Next Thursday at 10 a. m. the against the fortifications until the fire ceased. No one was hurt but missionary group will meet at the this boy beside me, and he was home of Mrs. Burgess for work, yelling and plowing under the de-; and at noon will repair to the Wat­ kins home for covered dish lunch, bris like a mole. "When we had worked our way’ business meeting and program. All out of the tent to the safety of a | ladies are urged to come promptly, nearby knoll, this boy discovered in order to complete the work for I was a chaplain and showe I me I the day. Word comes from Mrs. Vernon where one of the bullets had gone through his coat and trousers, rip-1 in Medford, saying she is helping ping his woolens in places, and | in the Red Cross drive for funds, burning a streak across his back ; that Larry is more than busy with “Then he looked at me very I Junior high and S. S. activities, seriously and said, ‘Chaplain. I was i also building radios and airplanes, nearer to hell than I have ever now working on his second fighter been in my life.’ He promised to model within a month. over there in force and help clean up that mess, then Hitler will be remembered as just another Sever I'Hll. 8N( ; get ready for heaven," Chaplain Merriam concluded. -------------- o--------------- fl)R. A. N. COLLMAN School Pupils at Holland Buy Stamps i Office hours: 9 a. m. to 12 • 1:30 p. m. to 3:30 p. m. —o--- Pupils of the Holland school are quite proud of their record of hav-, ing sold $33.70 worth of wail stamps for the month of February. ' School children throughout the | valley are buying as many stamps I as they can. and the Holland chil- dren are doing their share. -------------- o--------------- Filed at Shell Service Station Like to feel important? by CLINT HARDS Cave Junction Subscribe for The News. «• ♦ ¡FRENCH LAUNDRY | & DRY CLEANERS Agencies Barber Shop, Cave Junction Lew Hammer, Selma Waldo Motel, O'Brien Call Wednesdays STAJORÜF PROCESS OU'LL BE important — to your country, and to your fighting men — if you take over a vital job in the Army. Y In the Women’» Army Corp» you'll get expert Army training that may pave the way to a postwar career. You'll have a chance to improve your »kill or learn a new one — to meet new people, »ee new placet, have experience» you’ll remem­ ber all your life. • Get full detail» about the WAC at any U. S. Recruiting Station. Or write for interett- ing booklet. Addre»»: The Ad­ jutant General, 4415 Munitions Bldg., Washington 25, D. C. (Women in essential war indus­ try must have release from their employer or the U. S. Employ­ ment Service.) (¡iris’ League of Kerby High School Will Present A PROGRAM At the High School Gym FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1911 8 p. m. Admission. Including Tax—Adults 50c Students 25c Naturopathic Physician a Sherman’» Camp Cave Junction WINDOW FRAMES Any kind or any size made at Valley Lumber Co. 221 West I1' St Phone 47 KRIEGER'S A Few Items of Interest to the Thrifty Buyer —SPEC I Al 4 Buckle Overshoes, good weight, fleece lining, in sizes 5 to 12, while they last $4.50 1 Pair 16 in. Shoes to close out at, pair A real sturdy Boot for real wear There will be an Auxiliary party this Saturday night, nice prizes. All welcome. FUNERAL HOME Boy’s .Jeans, blue denim, Sanforized, in sizes, ages 12 to 16, each $1.60 Ambulance service day or nite ■r Phone 334 210 West “A” BRIDGEVIEW COMMUNITY CHURCH Morning worship, 11 a. m. Young People's service, 7:4b p in. P- * * * * ***** * ( ROSS CUT SAWS Evening service, 8:15 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday, 8 m. -------------- O—————— ILLINOIS OF VALLEY SEVENTH CHURCH DAY ADVENTISTS Sabbth School at 9:30 a. m. Preaching Service 11:00 a. ni. Prayer meeting Wednesday at 7:30 p. m. You are invited to meet with us. F. W. Cooper, elder. Cave June- tion. -------------- O---- ---------- ASSEMBLY OF GOD Church service at 7:30. Sunday School. 2:30 p. Across from Legion hall. Rev. and Mis. WARDROBE CLEANERS Grants Pass Mail your cleaning and press­ ing work to us — We will mail it back cleaned and pressed. GRANTS PASS HOTEL MINERS HEADQUARTERS 615 "G” street Grants Pass, Oregon LADIES and MISSES Just received A nice shipment of DRESSES. BLOUSES, SKIRTS and SWEATERS. You will need to see them appreciate them, and at prices to fit your purse. Oh. yes. lest we forget—there are those nice SLACKS go with the BLOUSES and SWEATERS. KRIEGER’S CLOTHING, DRY (¡ODDS, SHOES Cave Junction •; Keep 'Em Flying Buy Bonds L CAVF. JUNCTION COMMUNITY THE POCKETBOOK o' KNOWLEDGE TOPPS I PATENT HAS PEEN AwAWCTp TO AN INVENTOR Of AN ULTRA VKX.ET WAV I'EV'CE WHICH WA k TS I PPTX SEATS in MOV t HOüSeÔ VISIBLE ANO Oive» an ULVA VIOIET BATH LXJR1NKS 1HU ■SHOW CHURCH Geo. H. Gray. Pastor Sunday School 10 a. m. Morning Worship I 1 a. m school Attendance at Sunday 1 Pres- was 4 4, with two i visitors ent for the first time was Dennis Orie Lee iuid his proud parents, Rev. Gray's text was fi in Mark 1 :l-8. subject, “Preparing the way for the Lord” which with the fol- lowing Sundays will relate to prep­ aration for Easter. 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