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Illinois Valley News, Thursday, January 16, 1941
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE1
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
WELDERS
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
Wanted! Welder*. Aviation Mechanics
and Radio Operators
Wo train at
lowest cost. Ask for Booklet M. Seat
tle YMCA Schools, »09- 4th, Seattle,
Wn.
«
TRUCK PARTS
ia
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
Heavy-duty Motors,
bodies, tires, hoists.
axels,
parts,
TRUCK WRECKING COMPANY
10th A S. E. Hawthorne.
Portland. Ora.
FARMS FOR SALE
20 acres irrigated, good soil. Concrete
tiled. Six room house, barn, chicken
house. Electric lights, telephone, school
bus
Watei
well located.
Near Kennewick improved Commun
in'. Terms >4500.00
(5wner: A H. Meyer. >04 Kennewick
Ave., Kennewick, Washington
DENTAL PLATE REPAIR
HOUR SERVICE inMestCoes
Bring gi Mail Tail Plain
for Repair-CREDIT Extended
D r . H arry S emler , Dentisi
ALIUTV BLDG • 3* 6 * MORRISON • ROIHRNB ORI
By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA Opened by Mistake
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP—Bigger and Better Artillery
SIMPLICITY
SIMPLICITY, in truth, is less
dependent upon external things
than we imagine. It can live in
broadcloth or homespun; it can
eat white bread or black. It is
not outward, but inward.
A certain openness of mind to
learn the daily lessons of the
school of life; a certain willing
ness of heart to give and to re
ceive that extra service, that gift
beyond the strict measure of debt
which makes friendship possible;
a certain clearness of spirit to per
ceive the best in things and
people, to love it without fear and
to cleave to it without mistrust;
a peaceable sureness of affection
and taste; a gentle straightfor
wardness of action; a kind sincer
ity of speech—these are the marks
of the simple life, which cometh
not with observation, for it is
within you.—Henry Van Dyke.
SLUMP
If that "washed out." sluggish feeling Is
due to temporary constipation, try Garfield
Tea tonight. Cleanse internally this mild,
pleasant way. Tire less quickly — feel. look,
work better all day long. 10c — 25c ar
drugstores.
GARFIELD TEA
For
What More Can Be Said?
S. L. HUNTLEY
Prompt
Relist
opiates or quinine I
GARFIELD
HfADACHE POWDER
10c 25c
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list
.See doctor if headache*
pertirt
Sign of Wisdom
The most manifest sign of wis
dom is a continual cheerfulness;
her state is like that of things in
the regions above the moon, al
ways clear and serene.—Mon
taigne.
How To Relieve
Bronchitis
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP—Dishing It Out
Creomulslon relieves promptly be
cause It goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
to soothe and heal raw, tender, in
flamed bronchial mucous mem
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
a bottle of Creomulslon with the un
derstanding you must like the way It
quickly allays the cough or you are
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
We Can All Be
EXPERT
BUYERS
GOING OUT
TO DINNER
NEVER HAS FELT LIVELIER THAN WHEN
FAMILY TRIES TO GET HIM TO TAKE A
NAP SO HE'LL BE RESTED FOP GOING
TO GRANDMA'S FOR SUNDAY DINNER
DOTES OFF AT LAST ABOUT TWO
MINUTES BEFORE THEY HAVE TO WAKE
HIM IN ORDER TO GET HIM DRESSED
RESE NTS BEING WAKED THEY TRY TO TELL
HIM THAT AS SOON AS THEY 6ET TO GRAND
MA S HE CAN HAVE AbOOD.LONG SLEEP
GETS TO GRANDMA'S AND IS PUT DOWN
FOR HIS NAP. TRIES TO SHOW HE
DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP NOW. HE
WANTS TO PLAY
while family is downstairs FOR
DINNER , LETS THEM KNOW HE ISNT
SLEEPING AND HAS NO INTENTION
OF DOING SO
e In b.-lnglng u* buying Information, a*
to price* that ar* bulng a.k.d for
what wo lm«nd to buy, and at to th*
quality we can ax pact, the advertising
column* of thi. newspaper perform a
worth while lervlce which tav.* u*
mony dollar* a year.
e It I* a good habit to form, the habit
of coniulting the odvertbement* every
time wo make a purchaie, though we
have already decided juit what we
wont and where we ore going to buy
It. It give* u* the mo*t priceleu feeling
In the worldi the feeling of being
adequately prepared.
EVENTUALLY GOES TO SLEEP, JUST
BEFORE THEY HAVE TO WAKE HIM
ID START FOR HOMS
• When we go Into a «tore, prepared
beforehand with knowledge of what I*
offered and at what price, we go a*
an expert buyer, filled with »elf-conh-
dence. It I* a pleotant feeling to have,
the feeling of adequacy. Moil of the
vnhapplneu In the world can be traced
to a lack of thi* feeling. Thu* odver-
tliing (how* another of It* manifold
facet* — >how> Ittelf a* an aid toward
making oil our butlnou relatlomhlpe
WKxe lecure and pleatant.