Illinois Valley News. Thursday, November 14. 1940
Page Seven
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
ED WHEELAN
HOUSEHOLD
QUESTIONS
To keep muslin curtain« even
when laundering them, put two
curtains together and iron as one
curtain.
• • •
To shorten the baking time for
apple pie 20 minutes, first cook
the apples five minutes in a small
, quantity of water, then cool them
and proceed as usual.
• • •
Hang small household articles,
used frequently, on screw-eye»
placed on inside of hall or bath*
room cabinet or closet. They are
then out of sight but within easy
reach.
• • *
To cook dried prunes, wash
them well, cover with four inches
of cold water and let soak over
night. Simmer very slowly for one
hour.
• . .
Use the rinsing water from milk
bottles to water house plants. This
water will make them healthy.
• • •
Cottage or cream cheese mois
tened with orange juice makes a
delicious filling for peach or pear
salads.
TryFASTACTION
Relief forPains of
COLDS
3 simple steps begin amazing
relief in a jiffy
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP—Boom! Out of a Clear Sky!
2. For «orj throat from
cold, di««olve 1 Bay«
Aiplrln Tabiota In '«
(lata of watar and
gargla.
3.
Chock temperature.
If you nave a fever and
temperature does not
go down —call your
Just be sure you get genuine fast
acting BAYER Aspirin.
MESCAL IKE
Time Out!
By s . lhuntley
At the first sign of a cold, follow the
directions in the pictures above—
the simplest and among the most
effective methods of relief known
to modern science.
So quickly does Royer Aspirin
“take hold” of painful cold symp
toms, welcome relief you cun really
feel often starts in a short time.
It’s amazing how fast it works.
Try this way. You will say it is
unequalled. But be sure
you get the fast-acting
Bayer product you wunt.
Ask for Bayer Aspirin by
the full name when you
buy.
GENUINE ItriH AIPIHIH
Suffer for Others
Alas! we see that the small have
always suffered for the follies of
the great.—La Fontaine.
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP—Easy Lesson No. 1
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BOOMERANG
A man on trial for his life was
being examined by a group of scien
tists. Suddenly one doctor jumped
up and shouted at him:
"Quick, how many feet has a cen
tipede?”
The man came back In a dry. dry
voice:
"Gad, Is that all you have to wor
ry about?”
Art Discouragement
"Do cowboys ever come to Crim
son Gulch?"
"No,” said Cactus Joe. "They've
got kind o’ bashful. They don’t feel
able to compete in eloquence and
grace with the kind of cowboys
we’re showin* at our motion picture
theater.”
Ain’t ft Wonderful?
Old Bach—I’ve found something
to live for, something to fill my life,
something to occupy every waking
moment.
Miss Sweet—Yes, I know—bridge.
It Is a fascinating gam*.
THE SPORTING THING
No child can be
sure to escape
T h m str our.
Maybe you don’t realize how easy it la to
bscomn Infectod with round worm*! Your
child may catch'’ the infnctlon from other
children, from a dog, from uncooked vege
tables. from Infested water.
Ho. watch out for these warning signals
Uneasy stomach. Fidgeting and squirming
Itchy nose and other parts. Finicky appe
tite lilting Mito. And if you . v. ii run pt cl
that your child has round worms star*
using JAYNES VERMIFUGE at anal
IAYNI »VI mill1 t.l i. tin l..«i known
worm-r X|s-I Ian t In Anii-ru i li lias beeu
used by millions for over a century
JAYNE S VERMIFt 08 has the ablV
ity to drive out largo round worms, yet It
tastes good and acts gently. It duo not
I santonin If there are no worms it
works merely as a mild lazatlva Ask for
JAY Nt St KR-MI-FUGCM any drugstore
FREE' Valuable mrrllr-ai book, ' Worm*
Living Inside You.' Write to Hept 1A-*.
Dr D. Jayuu* 8ou,2VlneHt. Philadelphia.
WNU—13
46—40
Love of Fame
The love of fame is the last
weakness which even the wise re
sign.—Tacitus.
Miserable
with backache ?
HEN kidney« function badly *nd
you tuffer a nagging backache,
with dirtin*«*, burning, «canty Of too
frequent urination «nd getting up *t
nignt, when you feel tired, nervoui,
•II upiet ... ute Doin'« Pill«.
Doin'« «re eipecislly for poorly
working kidney«. Millions of boiet
•re u»ed every year. They ere recom
mended the country over. Adt your
neighbor!
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DOANS PILLS